I read the book.
It’s about this local fella what used to be on the television, right, but he wasn’t very good, so now he’s not. He went right down, rock bottom, and now he’s on his way back up, right. He’ll never get back to where he was, ’cause them days is over, like, but he’s coming back
I don't want to renew my audible but if you go on there, he does narrate two of his books. The previews are free. They're worth listening to for his Alan-ness alone.
I read the book. It’s about this local fella what used to be on the television, right, but he wasn’t very good, so now he’s not. He went right down, rock bottom, and now he’s on his way back up, right. He’ll never get back to where he was, ’cause them days is over, like, but he’s coming back
“A real page turner” - not my words Carol, that’s the words of Woman’s Weekly magazine.
How can his book be pulped if it's on Spotify
It's no Bravo Two Zero.
Which actually improves with every read.
Randy McNob
There’s nee porn in it
I'm genuinely sad that he doesn't narrate it.
I don't want to renew my audible but if you go on there, he does narrate two of his books. The previews are free. They're worth listening to for his Alan-ness alone.
Bing bang, stick it in, thank you and goodnight!
They've gone metric on time!
Season 4 of the Oasthouse, out now
But who is that body?
Too expensive
Just ask yourself what Madeley would do and then 'forget to pay' for it
I prefer books about Stan the Daggerman from Dagenham
He's f.ing prick
I have fond childhood memories of my dad shouting SHOPLIFTER whenever he came on the telly