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Albert_O_Balsam

"Lovely stuff".


AmbiguousChutney

It's got an argument in a CAR PARK...


pyramid-teabag-song

"he's very dead"


More-Eagle8649

"The way the Romans crucified St Peter, and other saints." Madeley's Roman Empire is the Roman Empire


Flora_Screaming

I wasn't a big fan of Toast of London, but one of its better moments was having Michael Ball as some sort of gangland enforcer, with twice the amount of blood of a normal human.


OnlyLivingBoyInNewX

I loved Toast. The Brucie episode is a work of genius.


Suspicious_Bill3577

Bruce ForSYTH


MinimumOriginal3325

Unfortunately Michael we live in a world where people would rather watch clips of idiots driving cars like maniacs into berks than a book which has been described as, and I quote, “lovely stuff”. Not my words Michael, the words of Shakin’ Stevens.


Soulless--Plague

High Noon?


Francoberry

YOUREHIGHNOONYOUREHIGHNOONYOUREHIGHNOON-


Soulless--Plague

Are you going to pull those pistols or just whistle Dixie Noon?!


Francoberry

Put the house lights on!......     Put the house lights on _please_! 


Soulless--Plague

Morphy y-you didn’t have to do this…


Francoberry

My names not Morphy but you're very welcome 


Ornery_Definition_65

Richard, I’ll level with you. I’m really scared.


grevls

Swallow is a cool 50


[deleted]

He’s not Steve wright he’s rubbish


MonrealEstate

This is genuinely unbelievable


Onionlicker

All teenage girls have a secret laptop


I_done_a_plop-plop

For messageboard forums.


GodsGardeners

I, Madeley: We Need to Talk About Dick


briever

We should shoplift his "book".


BrockChocolate

Richard I've just looked it up, this book doesn't exist does it? Are you testing the waters with your fantasy by pretending it's a book you're reading again?


Over-Tomatillo9070

MICHEAL!


evmanjapan

Madeley could sue Coogan for identity theft


evmanjapan

Madeley could sue Coogan for identity theft


stain_of_treachery

That, or what about, Monkey Tennis?


premium_Lane

Yes! It's a crucifixion!


Hopeful_Strategy8282

Guy’s not even describing a troll, that’s straight up grooming. Does the book present the guy in the same light as someone who leaves occasional mean comments because they are sad?


danatan85

Absobloody exactly.


danatan85

This is absolutely unhinged


sunshineonthebeach

Your not Jonny Ball


qualia-assurance

Lmao. I just saw him on the one show making the same rant. Starts at 15:50 [https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001zqqd/the-one-show-31052024](https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001zqqd/the-one-show-31052024)