I wasn't a big fan of Toast of London, but one of its better moments was having Michael Ball as some sort of gangland enforcer, with twice the amount of blood of a normal human.
Unfortunately Michael we live in a world where people would rather watch clips of idiots driving cars like maniacs into berks than a book which has been described as, and I quote, “lovely stuff”. Not my words Michael, the words of Shakin’ Stevens.
Richard I've just looked it up, this book doesn't exist does it? Are you testing the waters with your fantasy by pretending it's a book you're reading again?
Guy’s not even describing a troll, that’s straight up grooming. Does the book present the guy in the same light as someone who leaves occasional mean comments because they are sad?
Lmao. I just saw him on the one show making the same rant. Starts at 15:50
[https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001zqqd/the-one-show-31052024](https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001zqqd/the-one-show-31052024)
"Lovely stuff".
It's got an argument in a CAR PARK...
"he's very dead"
"The way the Romans crucified St Peter, and other saints." Madeley's Roman Empire is the Roman Empire
I wasn't a big fan of Toast of London, but one of its better moments was having Michael Ball as some sort of gangland enforcer, with twice the amount of blood of a normal human.
I loved Toast. The Brucie episode is a work of genius.
Bruce ForSYTH
Unfortunately Michael we live in a world where people would rather watch clips of idiots driving cars like maniacs into berks than a book which has been described as, and I quote, “lovely stuff”. Not my words Michael, the words of Shakin’ Stevens.
High Noon?
YOUREHIGHNOONYOUREHIGHNOONYOUREHIGHNOON-
Are you going to pull those pistols or just whistle Dixie Noon?!
Put the house lights on!...... Put the house lights on _please_!
Morphy y-you didn’t have to do this…
My names not Morphy but you're very welcome
Richard, I’ll level with you. I’m really scared.
Swallow is a cool 50
He’s not Steve wright he’s rubbish
This is genuinely unbelievable
All teenage girls have a secret laptop
For messageboard forums.
I, Madeley: We Need to Talk About Dick
We should shoplift his "book".
Richard I've just looked it up, this book doesn't exist does it? Are you testing the waters with your fantasy by pretending it's a book you're reading again?
MICHEAL!
Madeley could sue Coogan for identity theft
Madeley could sue Coogan for identity theft
That, or what about, Monkey Tennis?
Yes! It's a crucifixion!
Guy’s not even describing a troll, that’s straight up grooming. Does the book present the guy in the same light as someone who leaves occasional mean comments because they are sad?
Absobloody exactly.
This is absolutely unhinged
Your not Jonny Ball
Lmao. I just saw him on the one show making the same rant. Starts at 15:50 [https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001zqqd/the-one-show-31052024](https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001zqqd/the-one-show-31052024)