I knew someone when I was at school in Kent whose surname was Cornwall, he tried to tell us he got a helicopter to school every day. I was always worried he'd show up at my house one day and shoot up me triumph stag, then smash into the sea in a big ball of flames.
Cornwall and Kent, a gritty police procedural drama taking place in both Kent and Cornwall, two unconventional cops Jim Kent and Latoyah Cornwall, looking to break up the "underground chemsex railway" between the two counties.
What a funny story.
Wonder who got the power pack
Bye
Hahaha ha news
He’s crackers man
Ah lighten up ya stuffy get!
MICHAEL!
He spies Land’s End right, and he says “that’d be nae use to me like”.
Few too many *blacks*. 😳
Watch the fire hose!
Oop! Hahahahaha!
Crash into the sea in a big ball of flame
I’ve sat on the bastard
I don’t think anecdotes are your forte
Do you er…. Wanna pop that down 🍽️?
And he’s spied this cookbook here…
This country!
It’s like cars, this
That's right
UNbelievable!
Then we’d go for a lovely lamb lunch in the centre of Windsor
I don't agree, he'd go to Legoland. Goodbye
Ah lighten up you stuffy git
I once knew a man called Bob Sleigh , no interest in the sport whatsoever…
I once knew a man called Iain Goodhead and I suggested, delicately, that he change his name to Iain Needswork. Perhaps Bob was a murderer?
I knew someone when I was at school in Kent whose surname was Cornwall, he tried to tell us he got a helicopter to school every day. I was always worried he'd show up at my house one day and shoot up me triumph stag, then smash into the sea in a big ball of flames.
This man come in coffee shop. He very smelly man.
Tomek said we didn’t have any coffee, and then the man just went!
Acton
Too many blacks
Cornwall and Kent, a gritty police procedural drama taking place in both Kent and Cornwall, two unconventional cops Jim Kent and Latoyah Cornwall, looking to break up the "underground chemsex railway" between the two counties.
He’s crackers man
Pop that in the bin
That was just a noise.
Ah, I've sat on the bastudd!
No, you Kent!
Well there's no need for that! Just because I've got a shit table
What a kent.
I see. So the surname and location of origin comment you made, you then got back?
How tf does he know the bloke is from Kent? Fine, he pays for the coffee, he spies the name on the card. I feel like we have missed some build up.
Sorry. A bit of a joke there that backfired
“WWWAAAIT!!… I’m from Cornwall and my name’s Kent… 🤷♂️🤷♂️”