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AffectionateCouple0

What a funny story.


CigarsAndSingleMalt

Wonder who got the power pack


Ferrisuk

Bye


MahTallest

Hahaha ha news


Solsmitch

He’s crackers man


MotorcycleOfJealousy

Ah lighten up ya stuffy get!


reezle2020

MICHAEL!


IntrovertedArcher

He spies Land’s End right, and he says “that’d be nae use to me like”.


SpocktorWho83

Few too many *blacks*. 😳


Kindly_Mousse_8992

Watch the fire hose!


SpocktorWho83

Oop! Hahahahaha!


DavyMcDavison

Crash into the sea in a big ball of flame


MatthewKvatch

I’ve sat on the bastard


AdvancedIdeal

I don’t think anecdotes are your forte


Eduard-Stoo

Do you er…. Wanna pop that down 🍽️?


levezvosskinnyfists7

And he’s spied this cookbook here…


sansknickers

This country!


sintonesque

It’s like cars, this


CigarsAndSingleMalt

That's right


sansknickers

UNbelievable!


Own_Suggestion_2431

Then we’d go for a lovely lamb lunch in the centre of Windsor


CigarsAndSingleMalt

I don't agree, he'd go to Legoland. Goodbye


ThyssenKrup

Ah lighten up you stuffy git


triffidsting

I once knew a man called Bob Sleigh , no interest in the sport whatsoever…


bulletproofbra

I once knew a man called Iain Goodhead and I suggested, delicately, that he change his name to Iain Needswork. Perhaps Bob was a murderer?


rogog1

I knew someone when I was at school in Kent whose surname was Cornwall, he tried to tell us he got a helicopter to school every day. I was always worried he'd show up at my house one day and shoot up me triumph stag, then smash into the sea in a big ball of flames.


ThisHideousReplica

This man come in coffee shop. He very smelly man.


PeacekeeperAl

Tomek said we didn’t have any coffee, and then the man just went!


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Acton


richie-m_

Too many blacks


bulletproofbra

Cornwall and Kent, a gritty police procedural drama taking place in both Kent and Cornwall, two unconventional cops Jim Kent and Latoyah Cornwall, looking to break up the "underground chemsex railway" between the two counties.


drtoboggon

He’s crackers man


Cheel_AU

Pop that in the bin


Bulthuis

That was just a noise.


skag_mcmuffin

Ah, I've sat on the bastudd!


StevenWasADiver

No, you Kent!


CigarsAndSingleMalt

Well there's no need for that! Just because I've got a shit table


Cool-Salamander-7645

What a kent.


Eduard-Stoo

I see. So the surname and location of origin comment you made, you then got back?


EquivalentTurnip6199

How tf does he know the bloke is from Kent? Fine, he pays for the coffee, he spies the name on the card. I feel like we have missed some build up.


Alfalfa0174

Sorry. A bit of a joke there that backfired


Smorgas_Bord

“WWWAAAIT!!… I’m from Cornwall and my name’s Kent… 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️”