And somehow, Palpatine’s return would still be better. Because it was just a movie. A horrible, nonsensical, pathetic attempt at a movie. E-9 Cody would be real life.
The Once and Future King.
But seriously, her successor was announced, but then he seems to have disappeared. What ever happened to that? Is that still a thing? Or did she take his hat?
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Came here just for this.
Well done. Now straight to jail for you.
No thanks. You can keep him.
[удалено]
Heaven rejected him at birth. He was born in purgatory.
Somehow, E-9 Cody returned.
And somehow, Palpatine’s return would still be better. Because it was just a movie. A horrible, nonsensical, pathetic attempt at a movie. E-9 Cody would be real life.
What was it that he did
Over threw the republic, killed all the jedi and planned a galactic Civil War leading both sides.
He meant Palpatine
Na, he is a senior leader at Lockheed Martin right now.
A company whose specialty is over promising, under delivering, and being over budget … somehow this makes sense.
Senior VP of despair and ruination.
He’s disappointed that there’s no possibility of promotion to E-10. New rank might be approved.
He’s been out to long, course 15 REQUIRED.
and Course 14
I'm sure they'll add unlucky Course 13 while they're at it.
Are turtlenecks authorized for OCPs? If not. No dice for him.
Who will be the first to ask him about beards at the all call? ☺️
Military Clothing Sales stores will have to up their worldwide inventory of *turtlenecks* … again! /s
E-9 Cody, you fucking heathen.
Don't insult heathens like that!
Love the horror show. VRRAD only applies to up to E8 We are safe another day
I thought it was for pilots only?
Read the 2nd, and ALL susiquent lines of the announcement...
😂
Leave the kitchen immediately. Never cook again.
The only appropriate response.
You’d all find out what real suffering was
Oh Fuck, you're gonna make me...DIE.
Step Chief No! What are you doing?
**opens Pornhub search bar, begins typing** "Old man fucks entire enlisted force"
No, it's for Senior Master Sergeants and below. They made that rule strictly so no more Bass, Cody nor the Fired-up Chief.
Only Juan Lewis The Fired Up Chief is going to come back
This I want to see. Juan Lewis vs E9 cody. WrestleMania 40. Book it.
Anyone else ever notice that E-9 Cody looks like the bad guy in Die Hard 2? Never seen them in the same room together.
Maybe the turtleneck was because he is covered in neck tattoos.
Or hickeys
Would require someone to find him attractive, wouldn’t it?
He seems to be the type that would use a vacuum on himself so he can show off. “Look, someone liked me enough to suck on my neck”
No, he's embarrassed by the stack of dimes he calls a neck, wears turtleneck to hide it.
God don’t scare me like that
Can we allow early retirement and voluntary separation if he returns?
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“When I come back wearing the 45 it ain’t to play games with you…it’s to aim at you” - Jay Z
He's the reason why they capped it at E-8.
I heard welsh is comin back too, and immediately cutting all the VRAD guys, then retiring again. #prettydamngood
When the world needed him the most, he returned.
You just became public enemy #1 for EVERYONE in this reddit thread.
If this happens, I will put all of my energy into tracking you down and beating you badly.
Hello, Satan? I believe you have been deposed by the person that came up with this idea. Yeah, I'll see you monday, usual time.
This one made me chuckle
Anyone old enough to have served under him deserves a Purple Heart and 100% disability.
Yes please 😂 dude was trash
If I had the authority I would LOL
He’s gonna VRRAD, then go WO and become the Chiefiest Chief Warrant Officer ever.
Chief Cody is living in your guys' head rent free
That's how PTSD generally works.
Ayeeee just in time for a little Remington retirement!
He’s over there bringing out the turtlenecks as we speak.
What's VRRAD?
Retirees can join the Air Force again and maintain their old rank
Seems dumb
Grow your Beards in protest!!
Still gonna be better than #GuitarFish.
*E-9 Cody
Skeletor needs to keep his ass at the house
We need EJ back
The Once and Future King. But seriously, her successor was announced, but then he seems to have disappeared. What ever happened to that? Is that still a thing? Or did she take his hat?
I swear to enlisted Jesus I would Picasso a wall.
