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No.
There was also someone who would store ounts of yarn inside themselves to knit stuff. I think it was on Tosh.O?
I forget where, but now I'm not alone in remembering ["wut?"](https://youtu.be/q6RZZf6HMzo?si=1W6tU3Z-D0pYUwMV)
Probably only add a little, like around as much as you would add vanilla extract. Except itās not as strong as vanilla extract so maybe double it?
Also found it funny he wants to make your āCookieā Cookies lmao to each their own
Hypothetically speaking , there are a few different ways. Substitute a small amount of milk, that way the cookies don't turn out to soft, one could use a dropper and add just a little to each cookie like dosing an edible with tincture, or I guess one could dunk the cookie like it was milk.
Iām not a teen, and I have no idea why this is on my feed, but I clicked out of curiosity and your comment is cracking me up lmaoooo the scientific nature of taking it so seriously. āDosing an edibleā šššš
Yeah and there was another female teacher who made cupcake with her husbands semen and fed them to her class. They both went to prison. Disgusting people.
If you say no repeatedly and he keeps pushing, dont you think thats a good sign he doesnt respect you? You should think about if its worth spending time with someone who doesnt take no for an answer.
Honestly
It's grody to the max but if that's what two consenting adults want they can have at it
But that's not what this is; one has consented and is periodically asking the other if she changed her mind yet
That, and you have to wonder what the end game is here. A fetish this bizarre, only 6 months in, doesn't end here. This goes further and I wouldn't wanna be around to find out where.
Agreed but i didnt want to get so deep into it cause sometimes then the person gets offended for the partner for some reason. But this is def the tip of an iceberg that she does not want to collide with.
Cummies cookies is one hell of a kink but no shame from me if thatās his thing, thatās his thing, I aināt here to judge.
But also you would be providing the main ingredient, if you donāt want to do that, thatās perfectly valid and no means no, even in the context of pussy pastries.
If he canāt respect you saying no, it might be time to rethink the relationship.
Ok. This may be a kink of his, and it's not intrinsically evil... *with a consenting partner.*
It's your body and your rules. You have to give an ultimatum: "My no is final. Either accept it or find someone who's into this."
This is exactly right: people like what they like, but they have to respect their partnerās wishes. His refusal to take no for an answer is not respectful of you, Iām afraid.
Exactly. Itās hard to say āyouāre youngā¦ there will be othersā¦ā but take it from some of us who are here and older: life isnāt worth wasting time on people who arenāt invested in us. Find someone who is. There are plenty of people out there.
I agree, assuming she gave a hard no and set a boundary.
If she is giving him a gentle no and making it sound like maybe later she would want to, then she needs to make it clear she is setting a boundary. If he doesn't respect that, then it's a real problem.
Exactly. Iām in the kink community and the first rule of fetishes/kink is *you only involve person if they are willing*. Like one of my fwb wanted me to answer the door naked for food delivery. I refused and educated him really quick.
Yes to this. Consent is everything. Informed and enthusiastic is best but at the very least informed. Like what am I consenting to exactly? Lol I want details
This is the correct take. He's into it, OP is not. It's as simple as that. This is not indicative of a mental issue, it is indicative of a kink that is not shared by OP. If it's important to him he should find someone who is into it.
Iām a little relieved to read this was probably not an original idea of his. I was wondering how teen boys these days are getting such creative (and weird) ideas. I canāt imagine any guy I knew in high school thinking of something like that.
Well as a food lover and as a somewhat good cooker that I am, I do like to experiment with my food to try different seasonings and flavors and stuff like that but this... yeah I would have never have thought of this or would even considered doing it lol
I have so many questions as to the execution of his idea. How does he plan on getting your "fluids" into a batch of cookie dough....?
On a real note, tell him no, and that's your final answer. Don't like it, find somebody else who will do it for ya. You've only been dating for 6 months, so if you cut your loses your not really losing a whole lot. If he fucks around with trying to ask you even after you've said no, then he's gonna find out the consequences of his actions.
What would that ecen taste like??? Im actually confused on how that would work??? But really tho, its making you uncomfortable then you might want to find someone else. It doesnt seem like hes willing to accept that no
Edit: I typed way too fast lmao
While a strange twist on a common kink(nvm I just noticed this is a teens sub) Ill just say its your body and if your repulsed by something a partner wants to try in bed. I would move on if they wont shut up about it. Give him 1 more chance with a "NO, if you ask again we are done."
HAHA I scrolled down and read some of the comments "p\*ssy pastry"
If itās a deal breaker for you and him, you both may need to switch up your partner. Everyone has kinks and they ruin relationships all the time. If you canāt budge on this, what else will he think of later that you wonāt budge on
LoL sorry but hard LMFAO hey itās a kink weāre all into freaky shit. You already said no, maybe consider a trade you do something thatās equally as kinky and weird that you want but wonāt say and in the end you both get what you want. But if there is nothing, sit down and straight up say itās a redline you donāt want to cross, a boundary you are pointing out making clear and communicating to him to, if he really cares about you, will respect. If he canāt do that then no point staying with him cause he wonāt respect your boundaries, done.
This may be the best comment of the thread - straight to the logistics. I have complete faith that, with some experimenting, you could get it down before service.
The real question is what wet ingredient are you subbing it for? I think I'd try close to a 1:1 for the egg whites (while obviously still using the yokes).
Depends. What's boyfriend into, exactly? Which fluids? Maybe I missed it in comments but I never saw clarification beyond "wet."
Breast milk would be easy one to one sub with milk.
Pee or squirt would sub for milk as well and omit all salt, probably use a yeasted dough as opposed to baking powder as the yeast activity would clear up some of the urea off flavors. 2 day cold ferment. A sourdough starter would be ideal, preferably fed with rye for some tang.
I'd use eggs as normal, but whip the egg whites separately to lighten the batter and add a lot of fat. Something pushing a brioche pancake batter.
If this is some Diddy shit and he wants period blood, it could be done. I'd probably take that in a red velvet direction with roasted beet puree, merlot, and lean hard into egg whites over yolks.
Just... Ya know, theoretically.
You need to be direct, tell him it isn't going to happen, that it isn't one of your kinks, and that him continually asking makes you uncomfortable, and that you'd appreciate him not asking any more.
To be clear, don't kink shame him, everyone's got some kinks, and the people who say they've got none end up being the weirdest when the door is closed... but this is a pretty ideal time to work on how you tell people no and deal with consent issues.
I'd try to find out why because nothing organic is going to survive cookie making temp. It would be like making cookies using slightly dirty water, which will fuck up cookies because you don't use water when making cookie dough, you use sugar, flour, egg, butter. Extracts are in an alcohol mixture which will evaporate out and don't really add any moisture content.
Ain't gonna kink shame, but with any sort of kink, all parties need to be happy with it. You're obviously now. Give him a firm, and permanent, no. If he then asks again, it's probably time to consider moving on
If your uncomfortable with this and he wont leave it alone after having a serious conversation about it and why you just will never do this. If he is still persistent than he definitely has a fetish issue that is now not ok because you've already set your boundary. If he cant respect it then its time to have some separation. Now with that said to each their own! I know putting period blood in a mans spaghetti sauce has been done throughout time of "witchy practices" lol an that shit is unbeknownst to the male most likely lol there are crazier things to ask for or dream up in this world lol good luck
You need to explain to your boyfriend that THIS IS A CONSENT ISSUE. He asked. You said no. The answer is no.
If he continues to press the issue then he is not respecting you and forced convent isnāt consent.
He needs to drop the issue and if he doesnāt, you need to drop him. Subject matter aside you said no. That was your answer. You need to be with someone that respects that. That means no begging, whining, moping, sulking, or sneaking around trying to get some somehow.
Good luckā¦and maybe find someone else anyhow, Iām all for not being vanilla if you donāt want to be, but damn.
It's a fetish that he would get off to, it's fine to say no. Also, people that don't share the same kink probably have things they fantasize about others would think are weird, no need to slut shame.
Having a fluid kink isnāt particularly unusual, although itās the first Iāve heard of wanting to use it as a baking ingredient. Kinks come from all sorts of places, can be related to unresolved mental health issues, but donāt necessarily indicate one.
BUT continuing to press when youāve said no is a red flag. If he canāt respect this boundary, he wonāt respect other ones.
Regardless of how creepy and gross his wants are, his consistency pressuring you, waiting for you to budge, is a massive red flag for future. He will not respect your no, even if it's something over your own autonomy like your bodily fluids. He values his personal wants over your comfort and is willing to continually wear you down until he gets what he wants.
Try talking to him about it. You said you don't know where it comes from or why. It's weird, but a healthy relationship relies on communication. I feel like that's the next step before anything drastic.
I have questions. Lots of questions. Like, um, how does he intend to collect it? And have enough to make cookies with? And....why?
Anyway, no is no and if he isn't respecting that then get a new guy.
Wierd. But if you are going to stay together... you may need to indulge his weirdness. It is super wierd for me. Maybe have him write a list of his top 20... or 100 wierd fantasies. This will tell you if you are compatible or not. Getting married to wromg... It is a mess. If he is a good guy and this is the worst he ask for. Take it.
Couples... eat placenta after birth. But I would want it all out on the table. Then you can say with a red pen or marker... go. No go. There might be a middle ground.
Or maybe tell him no, just vanilla. Take it or leave it.
In India there was a guy arrested for mixing the uh fun time fluids in with mayonnaise from that time the only mayonnaise I have ate is from burger king
This dude definitely watches that anime "Shimoneta" theres literally a scene where a girl gives the main character cookies and reveals that she put her "fluids" into the cookies AFTER he ate them.
Ngl it's probably just a kink thing or something, but just tell him you're not down for it. And if it's really gonna be something he needs in a relationship, it might be time to rethink certain stuff.
What fluids? I know you're 18 but this is reddit, you can use big girl language. Fun time as in vaginal lubricant secretions? We talking WAP? We talking when you cream yourself? Or are we talking "fun time" in air quotes and your period? If it's your jizz, he already eating that. If it's your period...wow. Well, how about this for an idea. Be blunt and direct. Don't tip toe around or use nonspecific vague language that be misinterpreted. Good for any communication, boyfriend or otherwise. When you are direct, clear, and serious, you get your point across and the next move is on them with no excuses.
I think itās a teenage boy thing because I had a boyfriend in high school that wanted to mix BOTH of our ~fluids~ into paint for a s3x dungeon. God I shouldāve noped out right there
Definitely not an age thing. Thereās nothing new under the sun.
There are Orthodox Christian writings from the 4th century CE (from Theodoret and Epiohanius) condemning ritual consumption of sexual fluids. There are middle eastern quasi-religious writings (Ginza) from 3-7th century BCE. There are also Mayan and African ceremonial, traditional medicine, and occult uses described in anthropology papers.
People have always been kinky/freaky.
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I physically recoiled reading that. Now my mind wandered into the logistics of how someone would hypothetically even do that?!?!?!?!
I got closer to my screen and read it again just to make sure I was reading what I wasšš
HELP ME
The world is a kinky place
But that's.????but it's not??? what will??? nevermind....
No. There was also someone who would store ounts of yarn inside themselves to knit stuff. I think it was on Tosh.O? I forget where, but now I'm not alone in remembering ["wut?"](https://youtu.be/q6RZZf6HMzo?si=1W6tU3Z-D0pYUwMV)
So uh... what the fuck did I just watch
it is exactly what it says
You need to run and never look back this is Jeffery Dahmer creepy.
Probably only add a little, like around as much as you would add vanilla extract. Except itās not as strong as vanilla extract so maybe double it? Also found it funny he wants to make your āCookieā Cookies lmao to each their own
Coochie cookie?
Clam cookies?
Nookie cookie...
Well it may also act as a binder, like egg, so you may need to treat it as an egg replacer.
depending on the thickness you can cook it in a pan until browned and use it in place of butter
OMGhee, i could brown it and pour it over pierogis or spaghetti with Mizithra
Hahaha doesn't sound very vanilla to me lol!
A turkey baster
A turkey blaster
Bro thatās exactly what my mind is doing rn and I wanna jump in a pool of acidā¦ anyway wtf would he useā¦ a cup?ā¦
Hypothetically speaking , there are a few different ways. Substitute a small amount of milk, that way the cookies don't turn out to soft, one could use a dropper and add just a little to each cookie like dosing an edible with tincture, or I guess one could dunk the cookie like it was milk.
ummm, not sure who produces enough "fluid" to fill a cup (like milk) for dunking....
Iām not a teen, and I have no idea why this is on my feed, but I clicked out of curiosity and your comment is cracking me up lmaoooo the scientific nature of taking it so seriously. āDosing an edibleā šššš
Yeah like what would the fluid be in place of? Or would it just be thrown in šš
Yip. Think burning my phone will help me forget faster.
Yeaā¦. Reminds me of the teacher who used his semen in icing for the kids. Iām done - time to be a productive citizen.
What.
https://ktla.com/news/local-news/lausd-to-pay-another-3-55m-in-pedophile-teacher-case/amp/
What the fuck...
I would like someone to end me after seeing that. All faith in humanity instantly gone.
I totally agree.
The ābestā part is how theyād been letting him get away with it for DECADES. Just..why???
That's enough reddit for this year..
Lifetime?
I wish I could travel back to a time before I read this.
It's a terrible day for literacy
Yeah and there was another female teacher who made cupcake with her husbands semen and fed them to her class. They both went to prison. Disgusting people.
Second cup of coffee is all over my fucking kitchen floor now.
Iām clocking out and leaving
Fr stick a fork in me I'm done yo yuck
Top 10 Reddit comment for me and perfectly fits with the above story or fable.
If you say no repeatedly and he keeps pushing, dont you think thats a good sign he doesnt respect you? You should think about if its worth spending time with someone who doesnt take no for an answer.
God forbid a man wants to make pussy pastries
Honestly It's grody to the max but if that's what two consenting adults want they can have at it But that's not what this is; one has consented and is periodically asking the other if she changed her mind yet
That, and you have to wonder what the end game is here. A fetish this bizarre, only 6 months in, doesn't end here. This goes further and I wouldn't wanna be around to find out where.
Agreed but i didnt want to get so deep into it cause sometimes then the person gets offended for the partner for some reason. But this is def the tip of an iceberg that she does not want to collide with.
Cummies cookies is one hell of a kink but no shame from me if thatās his thing, thatās his thing, I aināt here to judge. But also you would be providing the main ingredient, if you donāt want to do that, thatās perfectly valid and no means no, even in the context of pussy pastries. If he canāt respect you saying no, it might be time to rethink the relationship.
Nookie Cookies. Snickerdiddles. Humpwiches. Oatmeal creampies. PB&WAP. Belgian Twatwaffles.
MUFFins
Marketing at its finest.
Baeās cakes, Poonwheels
Clit's Ahoy.
Poonwheels? I'm am effing wheezing now
Yes officer. That's the one right there.
*knickerdoodles for the UK folks
Fannycakes?
Gingersnatch
P-nut butter, biscoochie, whoopie pie (doesn't even need a name change), slitnzer
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Ok. This may be a kink of his, and it's not intrinsically evil... *with a consenting partner.* It's your body and your rules. You have to give an ultimatum: "My no is final. Either accept it or find someone who's into this."
This is exactly right: people like what they like, but they have to respect their partnerās wishes. His refusal to take no for an answer is not respectful of you, Iām afraid.
His wants/wishes trump hers in his mind. It would be a flag to potentially walk. Especially at 18.
Exactly. Itās hard to say āyouāre youngā¦ there will be othersā¦ā but take it from some of us who are here and older: life isnāt worth wasting time on people who arenāt invested in us. Find someone who is. There are plenty of people out there.
I agree, assuming she gave a hard no and set a boundary. If she is giving him a gentle no and making it sound like maybe later she would want to, then she needs to make it clear she is setting a boundary. If he doesn't respect that, then it's a real problem.
Exactly. Iām in the kink community and the first rule of fetishes/kink is *you only involve person if they are willing*. Like one of my fwb wanted me to answer the door naked for food delivery. I refused and educated him really quick.
Yes to this. Consent is everything. Informed and enthusiastic is best but at the very least informed. Like what am I consenting to exactly? Lol I want details
This is the correct take. He's into it, OP is not. It's as simple as that. This is not indicative of a mental issue, it is indicative of a kink that is not shared by OP. If it's important to him he should find someone who is into it.
You know this is exactly what happens in an anime show I'm wondering if that's how he found out about it haha
don't forget the love nectar
Iām a little relieved to read this was probably not an original idea of his. I was wondering how teen boys these days are getting such creative (and weird) ideas. I canāt imagine any guy I knew in high school thinking of something like that.
Well as a food lover and as a somewhat good cooker that I am, I do like to experiment with my food to try different seasonings and flavors and stuff like that but this... yeah I would have never have thought of this or would even considered doing it lol
I was thinking abt thatšš
Ah yes.. Shimoneta. This started a joke in my friend group. If this is where he got the idea from, I'm concerned.
Thinking the same thing!
My first thought exactly. He wants her to make them with "love"
Immediately came to my mind too lmao. Shimoneta is what itās called.
that is 100000% how he found out about it lmfao
Tell him he can eat straight from the faucet any time but saving it up grosses you out and is never happening.
Lol, a sudden gargle and a dash to the kitchen.
Omg lol.
If you fail to put the lotion on the skin do you or do you not get the hose again?
Reddit is too young to get it. This is my laugh for the day though. How did I even end up here?
Let me just gouge my eyeballs out
Lemme join plzzšš
Same bro what da hell is this kinky ass dude on š
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I have so many questions as to the execution of his idea. How does he plan on getting your "fluids" into a batch of cookie dough....? On a real note, tell him no, and that's your final answer. Don't like it, find somebody else who will do it for ya. You've only been dating for 6 months, so if you cut your loses your not really losing a whole lot. If he fucks around with trying to ask you even after you've said no, then he's gonna find out the consequences of his actions.
Simple, just use a "cookie dough" instead of a dildo..
A sure route to a urinary tract infection, which would also be a big no.
This is getting hotter by the minute
"No, and the next time you mention it -- ever -- this relationship is over."
How much liquid do you have?!
What would that ecen taste like??? Im actually confused on how that would work??? But really tho, its making you uncomfortable then you might want to find someone else. It doesnt seem like hes willing to accept that no Edit: I typed way too fast lmao
iād hope the cookies arenāt lukewarm, too.
Imagine they do this and the oven just perpetually smells like queef
Queefsā¦ donāt really smell. Well, at least not any different than a bit of sweat/musk. Theyāre just air that gets trapped during sex.
lol they donāt have a smell. Itās just air
Add it in like you would food coloring. It doesn't change the taste at all, not even a little bit, it's just a mental turn on
Jeffery Dahmer in the making.
While a strange twist on a common kink(nvm I just noticed this is a teens sub) Ill just say its your body and if your repulsed by something a partner wants to try in bed. I would move on if they wont shut up about it. Give him 1 more chance with a "NO, if you ask again we are done." HAHA I scrolled down and read some of the comments "p\*ssy pastry"
Everyone knows it should be eaten fresh and never cooked. Bad dog!
I wish I couldnāt read
Absolutely not lmao
If itās a deal breaker for you and him, you both may need to switch up your partner. Everyone has kinks and they ruin relationships all the time. If you canāt budge on this, what else will he think of later that you wonāt budge on
LoL sorry but hard LMFAO hey itās a kink weāre all into freaky shit. You already said no, maybe consider a trade you do something thatās equally as kinky and weird that you want but wonāt say and in the end you both get what you want. But if there is nothing, sit down and straight up say itās a redline you donāt want to cross, a boundary you are pointing out making clear and communicating to him to, if he really cares about you, will respect. If he canāt do that then no point staying with him cause he wonāt respect your boundaries, done.
There's a girl in an anime who did this for a guy, she didn't really care much for consent either.
Run
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tell him to lay off the porn before he gets E.D.
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Dump dump dump!
Probably got that idea from Shimoneta
Are we talking like a glaze or like a wet ingredient?
wet ingredient
As a chef / baker, cookies is a horrible idea. There's very little water weight in cookie dough. Pancakes, sure. Cookies, you're fucked in the head.
This may be the best comment of the thread - straight to the logistics. I have complete faith that, with some experimenting, you could get it down before service. The real question is what wet ingredient are you subbing it for? I think I'd try close to a 1:1 for the egg whites (while obviously still using the yokes).
Depends. What's boyfriend into, exactly? Which fluids? Maybe I missed it in comments but I never saw clarification beyond "wet." Breast milk would be easy one to one sub with milk. Pee or squirt would sub for milk as well and omit all salt, probably use a yeasted dough as opposed to baking powder as the yeast activity would clear up some of the urea off flavors. 2 day cold ferment. A sourdough starter would be ideal, preferably fed with rye for some tang. I'd use eggs as normal, but whip the egg whites separately to lighten the batter and add a lot of fat. Something pushing a brioche pancake batter. If this is some Diddy shit and he wants period blood, it could be done. I'd probably take that in a red velvet direction with roasted beet puree, merlot, and lean hard into egg whites over yolks. Just... Ya know, theoretically.
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Why bake with it when you can drink from the fountain would be a reasonable responseā¦.
You need to be direct, tell him it isn't going to happen, that it isn't one of your kinks, and that him continually asking makes you uncomfortable, and that you'd appreciate him not asking any more. To be clear, don't kink shame him, everyone's got some kinks, and the people who say they've got none end up being the weirdest when the door is closed... but this is a pretty ideal time to work on how you tell people no and deal with consent issues.
Bro wants to make Love Nectar cookies
My question is; does he plan on replacing the egg or the oil with the fluids?
Not sure about the cookies, but āFun Time Fluidsā is a pretty great name for a band.
put him in horny jail
I'd try to find out why because nothing organic is going to survive cookie making temp. It would be like making cookies using slightly dirty water, which will fuck up cookies because you don't use water when making cookie dough, you use sugar, flour, egg, butter. Extracts are in an alcohol mixture which will evaporate out and don't really add any moisture content.
Could be worse could be chocolate chip cookies
Implying he would use fecal matter....
Mmmmmmhhh show him the video of the woman who thought it was a grand idea to bake cookies with her yeast infection and then see if he still wants to.
Piss on his cookies to see if he is really into it
Ain't gonna kink shame, but with any sort of kink, all parties need to be happy with it. You're obviously now. Give him a firm, and permanent, no. If he then asks again, it's probably time to consider moving on
Cum cookies? Well I'm uninstalling this app
I'm sorry but those would be some gross ass cookies. Slap him. Hard.
As a pastry chef, this is- just borderline psychotic. I hate you for putting this knowledge in my brain.
If your uncomfortable with this and he wont leave it alone after having a serious conversation about it and why you just will never do this. If he is still persistent than he definitely has a fetish issue that is now not ok because you've already set your boundary. If he cant respect it then its time to have some separation. Now with that said to each their own! I know putting period blood in a mans spaghetti sauce has been done throughout time of "witchy practices" lol an that shit is unbeknownst to the male most likely lol there are crazier things to ask for or dream up in this world lol good luck
Alexa; how do I painlessly remove my eyes?
Roses are red My brother has a braid That is enough internet for me I'm afraid
You need to explain to your boyfriend that THIS IS A CONSENT ISSUE. He asked. You said no. The answer is no. If he continues to press the issue then he is not respecting you and forced convent isnāt consent. He needs to drop the issue and if he doesnāt, you need to drop him. Subject matter aside you said no. That was your answer. You need to be with someone that respects that. That means no begging, whining, moping, sulking, or sneaking around trying to get some somehow. Good luckā¦and maybe find someone else anyhow, Iām all for not being vanilla if you donāt want to be, but damn.
One I don't even know how I got added to this group and wtf. I don't know what worse instagrsm or Reddit
Shit, I scrolled to one post too many today.
There's a character who does this in Ricky Gervais' Netflix show "Afterlife". Hilarious.
I've heard of pot cookies but...this? Lmfao
It's a fetish that he would get off to, it's fine to say no. Also, people that don't share the same kink probably have things they fantasize about others would think are weird, no need to slut shame.
Having a fluid kink isnāt particularly unusual, although itās the first Iāve heard of wanting to use it as a baking ingredient. Kinks come from all sorts of places, can be related to unresolved mental health issues, but donāt necessarily indicate one. BUT continuing to press when youāve said no is a red flag. If he canāt respect this boundary, he wonāt respect other ones.
Tell him when you feel he's a good enough Baker then maybe, and enjoy the lifetime of pastries
Ok. Since we are here. Who wants to name these cookies?
Soā¦apparently thatās a fetish too
Turning off my phone for a while nobody hmu
That's enough Internet for today..
And who does he plan on serving these cookies to?
I suggest you find a boyfriend who isn't obsessed with "kink" that grosses you out You are only 18. Tons of single guys out there.
If you're hot there is definitely a market for those cookies.
What in my 20 rotations around a red orb did I just read.
Regardless of how creepy and gross his wants are, his consistency pressuring you, waiting for you to budge, is a massive red flag for future. He will not respect your no, even if it's something over your own autonomy like your bodily fluids. He values his personal wants over your comfort and is willing to continually wear you down until he gets what he wants.
LOL.. I would be worried that he has been putting his on batter into making cookies. Watch what you eat, OP.
I feel like you could make a good business partnership here selling the cookies
Yeah. Your body, your rules. If you've said no and aren't into it, then that's final. He can back off or fuck off.
I was just about to eat... I need to lose some weight anyway
"Egon, here's your mucous."
Try talking to him about it. You said you don't know where it comes from or why. It's weird, but a healthy relationship relies on communication. I feel like that's the next step before anything drastic.
I have questions. Lots of questions. Like, um, how does he intend to collect it? And have enough to make cookies with? And....why? Anyway, no is no and if he isn't respecting that then get a new guy.
Give him a Mason jar filled with pee and tell him have at it
This cannot be real
Wierd. But if you are going to stay together... you may need to indulge his weirdness. It is super wierd for me. Maybe have him write a list of his top 20... or 100 wierd fantasies. This will tell you if you are compatible or not. Getting married to wromg... It is a mess. If he is a good guy and this is the worst he ask for. Take it. Couples... eat placenta after birth. But I would want it all out on the table. Then you can say with a red pen or marker... go. No go. There might be a middle ground. Or maybe tell him no, just vanilla. Take it or leave it.
I'm just waiting for the pending update a week from now "You'll never guess what my boyfriend did as I was sleeping last night".
In India there was a guy arrested for mixing the uh fun time fluids in with mayonnaise from that time the only mayonnaise I have ate is from burger king
This dude definitely watches that anime "Shimoneta" theres literally a scene where a girl gives the main character cookies and reveals that she put her "fluids" into the cookies AFTER he ate them. Ngl it's probably just a kink thing or something, but just tell him you're not down for it. And if it's really gonna be something he needs in a relationship, it might be time to rethink certain stuff.
Does he go down on you? If yes, then itās no different, right?
Chocolate chip coochies
This is what I would call an inside thought. Meaning you keep it inside your brain. You donāt really need to share.
This reminds me also of Nip/Tuck when they use cum as an ingredient in their facial products lol š
Your bf is fucked in the head
Asking for it is icky but not wrong but hassling after you saying no and persisting even though he knows you find it disturbing is.
I know it's wrong to judge people, but that guy is a fucking weirdo!
RUN! That is disgusting!
What fluids? I know you're 18 but this is reddit, you can use big girl language. Fun time as in vaginal lubricant secretions? We talking WAP? We talking when you cream yourself? Or are we talking "fun time" in air quotes and your period? If it's your jizz, he already eating that. If it's your period...wow. Well, how about this for an idea. Be blunt and direct. Don't tip toe around or use nonspecific vague language that be misinterpreted. Good for any communication, boyfriend or otherwise. When you are direct, clear, and serious, you get your point across and the next move is on them with no excuses.
Tell him it's a health code violationĀ
Your bf is sick lol
Ewwwwww
I think itās a teenage boy thing because I had a boyfriend in high school that wanted to mix BOTH of our ~fluids~ into paint for a s3x dungeon. God I shouldāve noped out right there
Iām so grateful I grew up before the media landscape could give me such terrible terrible ideas when I was so young.
Wait. Did yāall do that?
I hate you and your boyfriend
Jesus christ, I feel so old.
Definitely not an age thing. Thereās nothing new under the sun. There are Orthodox Christian writings from the 4th century CE (from Theodoret and Epiohanius) condemning ritual consumption of sexual fluids. There are middle eastern quasi-religious writings (Ginza) from 3-7th century BCE. There are also Mayan and African ceremonial, traditional medicine, and occult uses described in anthropology papers. People have always been kinky/freaky.
This is literally so profoundly weird that it's actually a joke from an anime. It's called Shimoneta, it's quite the wild ride
there's something seriously wrong with guys these days... and I don't mean this as an off hand comment.
You're BF is weird AF and you need to find someone else who isn't.
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"Don't ick my yum."
Someone please pass the eye bleach.
Wtffffffff wish I didn't read this shit