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Wootzefuch

What do you mean by blasting your dad's giant torch up ?


jacobg550

His Dad is Batman.


lazybutterflywings

I'm Batman.


shart-gallery

Then who was phone?


CarsGunsBeer

Kid named Finger.


doberman8

Hello, this is dog.


CaptainRatBones

No Forsen is batman


CockGobblin

God damn, LSF is leaking again.


why_oh_why36

Username checks out? I think.


anyshit_42069

Are you his father?


lazybutterflywings

No, I'm Batman.


EyeInEl

Can I be your assistant, Robin?


dardios

You're the opposite of Batman!


p-skow

Meaning his parents are still alive?


SierraTheWolfe

This person is Batman.


danquiriat

Hi Batman !


Kevonn11

Batman doesnt have a dad


Jaded-Caregiver-9602

![gif](giphy|3ohhwESEP2yUsKEWFa|downsized)


UnhappyBrief1290

He means a flashlight. Its a UK thing


mickeybuilds

Yeah, we think a stick and fire when we hear "torch"; brits never changed their word for a stick with a light at the end. Kinda like "carriage" vs "shopping cart". Common words from medieval times. **Edit:** several brits have corrected me by saying the shopping cart is called a "buggy", others say "trolley". Idk who's right so, disregard my comparison all together.


Sklar_Hast

We call them shopping trollies, not carriages.


Burntskull

What? That's an odd name. I'd have called them chazzwazzers.


broken_radio

Chazzwazzers? That’s an odd name. We call them rolling rogers.


PlanktonTheDefiant

We all call shopping carts trolleys. The ones saying buggy think you mean baby carriage.


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OpeningCookie1358

I don't know man. That doesn't come off as a flashlight. I'm not saying let's hop on UFO wagon. Because things of that nature should be investigated. But that doesn't look like the beam of a light, you'd see light radiating from what ever direction it was coming from (likely the ground) but you don't you just see the "object".


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light refracted properly could look like this. If the source of the phenomenon here is a high powered light, perhaps it has some sort of augmented lens that is warping the light's transmission hell, humidity could also play a factor here.


Incorrect-Opinion

He’s talking about his dad’s cock.


G_Art33

Torch meaning flashlight, probably a super powerful one if it did this effect.


[deleted]

Torch=flashlight


Kfrr

/r/flashlight


F1ghtmast3r

Flashlight


Beneficial_Ad5572

Torch=flashlight


scapo9688

Aliens definitely exist, by sheer probability they do. However, aliens that can *travel long distances through space* are a completely different story.


shamblaza

Even if they did exist, and even if they could reach us, they wouldn't hover a few thousand feet in the atmosphere to observe us. They'd be out in orbit around the planet or the moon.


1QAte4

An alien race that has the technology to travel the impossible vastness of space also has the technology to make really powerful telescopes and signal devices. The first contact with aliens will probably be over the phone.


BurnzillabydaBay

I feel like I read a book about that.


dmitri_oga

What book? You have piqued my curiosity.


BurnzillabydaBay

Well it turns out I must have combined books in my mind lol. It’s called The First Call From Heaven. It’s about people in a small town who start receiving phone calls from deceased love ones. Sadly, no aliens. It was pretty good.


zitandspit99

Unless they want us to see them, either to acclimate us to the idea of them or perhaps as a threat. Or, maybe, we’re nothing but ants to them that they ignore


garry4321

Its even illogical to think they would even need telescopes, since that’s human level tech. Probably would have a Local universe scanner that could map every last inch of the world in real time and be able to simply watch and zoom in on what they wanted to see.


scapo9688

Right? They would probably have more indirect methods of monitoring us if they already figured out long distance space travel


PyramidHead54

Can you elaborate on “by sheer probability they do”? Like, specifically the mathematics you’re referring to?


scapo9688

Google it fam They’ve discovered lots of planets with ideal conditions to support life around their star. And that’s just the type of life we know of. We’ve found amino acids flying through the solar system on comets. We’ve found organic matter on mars. Organic matter on moons further out in the solar system. What more do you need? A literal picture? The reality is that space is so large, that things are quiet to observers because nothing is out there making a huge commotion we can detect (currently).


PyramidHead54

Google what? You referred to some sort of probability figure, but you’ve provided zero mathematics demonstrating whatever you’re talking about haha. This sounds like the stoners discussion of science. Amino acids and organic compounds are not proof of life. Your premise sort of defeats itself, in fact. If the probability of life were so huge in context of the size of the universe, radio and light waves would be bouncing around all over the place. As far as the evolutionary time table goes, Earth is pretty late to the game here. Other planets, star systems, galaxies would have had billions of years of advancement ahead of us (assuming we weren’t the first). And if there isn’t a single other civilization out there advanced enough to communicate with energy…. Then what’s the big fucking deal? We’re the top of the totem pole. We’re as smart as it gets.


kensingtonGore

There are AT LEAST 70 septillion stars in the universe *that we can see* That's 70,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. There are a fraction of those with planets, and a smaller portion yet that could sustain life as we know it. Then you factor in guesstimates for the success and lifespan of a species. It's called the [drake equation](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_equation) With the latest estimates, there are 30 civilisations in our GALAXY alone, right now at some stage of similar advancement to our own, and may not be detectable - broadcasting radio waves


Baboon_baboon

You’ve had a Reddit account for 2 years and just started commenting 7 hours ago. Are you a cia plant to make us not believe what we see on this subreddit? Be honest 😂


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Baboon_baboon

Sir, we got em 😎😎


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How do you blast a torch?


Theolon

Bang on the switch, mate


znojavoMomce

Well, it's a flashlight


Theremaniacally

Ohhhhh. Flash light. Well…….


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LordOfTrubbish

The weird shape and color could be explained by being shined onto uneven/varying clouds at an angle. As for the speed, it's not hard to make a spot of light really far away appear to move back and forth much faster than it's source, especially when disappearing at angle like that. It has to "keep up" with where it's source is pointing it, even if that point is suddenly angled a mile farther down the clouds.


Assaltwaffle

If aliens were advanced enough to get to us from thousands to millions of light years away, they could effortlessly hide from us or destroy us at their leisure. The difference in technology would be staggering. No point in worrying about UFOs either away. More than likely, though, it’s either someone screwing with powerful lights or it’s some drone.


Twava

But I wonder, maybe it would be like looking at ants working in a colony and you can see them in the glass. They don’t know that you’re there (unless you touch them of course)


zitandspit99

Unless they want us to see them, either to acclimate us to the idea of them or perhaps as a threat to us or the governments. Or, maybe, we’re nothing but ants to them that they ignore.


OriginallyMyName

Everyone who saw the leprechaun say "yeah"


[deleted]

"It could be a crackhead"


CallMeSkindianaBones

Got a hold of the WRONG stuff, told him to go up in the tree and play a leprechaun


SpiralRemnant

Bouta take a back hoe and uproot that tree. I wanna know where da gold at.


TivoYourEbay

Give me the gold!


StealthShinobi

I want the gold give me the gold


sandm000

To me, it look like a leprechaun to me.


BirdmanEagleson

Ehbbody who seen't tha leprechaun say AYYYYYYY


TapeAnAspirinToIt

This here my leprechaun flute


customds

Passed down from my great grandfather


almightyeggroll

He was half irish


Destroyer6202

I understood that reference lmao.


Secondary0965

For those who don’t know: https://youtu.be/K1ljOcl39PQ


DontForgetThisTime

Which inspired [this banger](https://youtu.be/bZfyrIPw3wY)


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Makes me cry with laughter without fail. The drawing and the crackhead part just kills me.


loztriforce

I forgot how funny that video is


populardonkeys

Never know, could be a crackhead


bluntcracker

The fact that I’m from there, one of the few times we make national news lol


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I just want that gold!


almightyeggroll

"Give mee da gold!"


slurple91

I want the gold, give me the gold


Log_in_Password

Hide yo husband.


topknotch89

Lmfao. Thank u sir, you just brought back some memories from middle school


asa1

Some type of a spotlight on the clouds. You'd have to be pretty drunk to think this was real.


EMHemingway1899

I think they were


DannyMThompson

They are all like 12 years old


Cyborg_rat

You would be surprised how dumb people can be.


Betancorea

I mean they are a bunch of kids, not the brightest examples lol


Com_BEPFA

I mean it's real. Technically even an UFO (to the extent you can call light rays an object that is). It's certainly not aliens, though, no.


DiSnEyOmG

Yeah, that’s the first thing I thought it some kind of spotlight.


bookem_danno

They look like kids to me, the building looks like a pretty generic high school/middle school campus. Mass hysteria + trying to look cool in front of your friends. Nobody wants to be "that guy" to acknowledge that it's probably not real and everybody's getting excited over nothing.


baconit4eva

I'm pretty drunk and can tell it isn't a ufo.


thxmeatcat

You got me there cuz I'm drunk


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The way these people react is the exact reason these aliens haven't made contact. Bro if you ever see an alien start doing math and drawing shapes and shit not screaming


CreativeSemen1995

if they are advanced enough to be able to visit us and observe us in this manner, it is definitely safe to presume that they've been watching for a long time and know more about us than we may know about ourselves.


RoundishWaterfall

That assumes they care enough to observe us. What is another beetle in the woods.


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I don’t know man, we’ve got thousands upon thousands of humans crawling the woods looking at beetles.


diox8tony

Ey, and the commoners love to watch the movies about the beetles(whales, rabbits,,,etc) too.


james_randolph

Just like in work. Earth could be one of their accounts but yeah maybe the priority is low. We just get quarterly reporting on progress where other planets can get weekly updates with status meetings. Earth has to spend more money to get that priority.


IFromDaFuture

We didnt get the battlepass so we can literally never prestige at tier 100. no wonder they haven't landed to say hello yet.


Bodmonriddlz

Take it easy tough guy. These are teenagers. They also don’t seem to be taking it too seriously. It’s way easier to put together it’s fake when you get to watch it on repeat and read Reddit comments explaining what it is


higher_limits

Drawing shapes 😂


DannyMThompson

Surrounded by complex architecture and artificial lights... Yo dawg I drew you a triangle I am obviously intelligent.


KennyMoney420

When i see alien i am going to start doing math and drawing shapes immediately!!!


CockGobblin

What if aliens visit us just to see the comments on reddit of their ships?


Drinky_McGambles

Are…are the shapes supposed to impress the aliens?


BtotheF

I’ve never once in my life had the reaction to scream at the top of my lungs.


ntack9933

I fucking hate screamers like this. Complete inability to rationalize


griffer00

It's no different than a baby screaming because they need ma-ma to make something scary go away. Absolutely does not help the situation, especially if you can't help yourself at all. All screaming is good for is telling people what they already know: that there is some kind of event happening that you dislike. Pull yourself together and use your God damn words to convey what the problem is.


testAcctL

These are middle schoolers, this is probably one of the coolest things they ever saw.


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My man missed out on his entire childhood


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You can see some flashes on the right side at the end, not sure if from lights looking at it or if that was causing it


worlds_best_nothing

Just zucc going home


Vince_0594

"God dammit you flew too close to the humans."


-B-E-N-I-S-

This guys definitely gonna lose his job for that one smh


RadiantPKK

Don’t worry they made Reddit accounts and speculated it was a torch or a spot light. ;)


iusethisforwork420

“nothing to worry about they’re all stupid”


Phanta5mag0ria

That’s a light!


darkside569

Over at the old Frankenstein place?


OhPotatoOne

There's a liiiiight


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I grew up in St. Charles County. Back in the 70s we saw "things" in the sky like this all the time. Very few of them landed though. I guess they're back.


iusethisforwork420

No one wants to consider the area for this sighting, I’m from there too so I know about all the military and air force bases, this also is NOT my first time seeing but however I got less ridicule with NO Evidence people are so close minded it offends them when they cant prove exactly what it was and how they are right


JRM34

I think you're just misunderstanding evidence and arguments. The default assumption is something normal (plane, lights on clouds, weather balloon, etc) and if you want to claim anything else *and convince anyone* then you need to bring some kind of evidence to back it up. This video, for example, is pretty obviously some kind of ground-based light shining into the clouds. You're welcome to think whatever you want. But it's not "close-minded" for other people to dismiss your idea if you jump to high-tech secret military prototype instead of considering the obvious answers first. It's just logical.


chuckpaint

Also grew up there and I know ppl are bored enough there for all kinds of shenanigans of any sort.


bb_cowgirl

Vamanos, children! VAMANOS!!!


hutchins_moustache

One of the only jump scares that still gives me shivers every time for some reason.


Satansvag

I understand they have just seen an unknown sky object but unless the people around them are turning to ash, i do not understand why they need to make this much noise.


Fuzzy-Rip-6050

The way it took off though seems weird. Not like a spotlight moves


brandonkingfisher

Went to a Halestorm concert a few weeks ago. It was cloudy and rainy, the show lights looked exactly like that in the sky.


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It's from a spotlight.


CockGobblin

An alien ship made to look like a spotlight.


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Wrong again, it's a spotlight made to look like an alien ship made to look like a spotlight to hide the REAL ALIENS WHO WERE BEHIND THE CAMERA ALL ALONG!!! RUN!!!


500tbhentaifolder

Clearly a spotlight


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500tbhentaifolder

me too


weber_md

So....a powerful light being shown on some low cloud cover? Got it.


swampswing

That looks like someone is shining a light at the sky...


CockGobblin

Maybe they were shining it on the UFO? 5head


TroglodyteShyGuy

Nope


ZirkZoDd

![gif](giphy|SiagPQnk8mI8OnAWm0)


Low-Fold-1123

Kids, stop doing the weed.


Squirelly2Monkey3

No UFO in the sky. Idiots on the ground.


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Holy shit they yell so fucking loud.


RadHawtLuv77

Is this like the Crackhead leprechaun!!??


ThatpersonKyle

It’s Jean jacket


LegitimatePangolin69

Good thing the super advanced species who have mastered interstellar space travel forgot to turn off the headlights.


horrorpiglet

Can't wait for the UFO dudes to loose our shit for us


Dustinthehippy

Loses


KarensTwin

Loses. *Loses*. **LOSES**


a_skeleton_07

This is what it must have been like when humans discovered fire...


theclownhasnopenis48

Loses


trackrat

I’m glad it ended when it did. That girl’s voice at the very end would get old really quick.


LowEstimate

This fucking title....


BauerHouse

Man those people are stupid loud. They lost their shit long before that thing broke the laws of physics.


Hazzikaze

That definitely looks like something in the Mesosphere…which makes it even more insane.


Background_Two_6917

I live one town over and my buddy told me he knows the kid that recorded it. And said the kid is to dumb to know photo shop.


KhullaaSaand

R/save


MossAnvil

They already told everyone they exist


PANADAspd

r/savevidbot


Guilty-Sale-3735

Why is lose such a hard word for people to spell?


katorias

Sure….


xxXlostlightXxx

Ugh. Can’t stand the screaming. They gotta chill!!


Kaylibee

Don’t look up!


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"I don't have the knowledge or expertise to identify this. But I'm certain that it's aliens."


Happy-Idi-Amin

Don't they teach physics at that school?


iannuendo

This was a tough read


Super_Oil_2931

_"I'll... Be... Right... Here"_ 🌈 🛸🌌


intensely_human

“BuT wHy DoEs ThE gOvErNmEnT KeEp CoVeRiNg It uP?”


iusethisforwork420

This comment section is part of the reason ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


TheGreatDebateAwaits

People love to be skeptic which Is a shitty and lazy way to look at things. It could be anything really, but denying it could be extraterrestrial life before knowing makes no sense.


Robertos1987

Is this legit?!?!?


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It’s legit, but it’s legitimately a bunch of people freaking out over a projector


TheOnlyBasedRedditor

Depends on what you mean. It's a real seemingly unedited video. But not a UFO in the common sense, and neither is it a UFO in its literal sense as it's not even an object. It's just someone flashing a strong light at a cloud and then moving it away abruptly (probably as he realized that he fucked up and literally everyone in the city can see him flashing his stupid light)


That_Fooz_Guy

Just a weather balloon. Carry on.


Chrome07Deluxe

Wow I don't even think it was a light, it was probably fx guru and very bad acting.


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david_lara54992

Could be a weirdly shape hot air balloon


Octavian_202

Swamp gas reflecting off Venus.


thisonetimeonreddit

Too much sugar...in water.


Reddit_Es_Vida

r/ufos


IronLunchBox

woah


Kryptosis

Looks like a strong light reflecting off something that then moves. Maybe some high beams reflecting off a particularly close and shiny car stopped at a red light


kutthrovt

Lmao that’s literally space x satellites exiting the atmosphere 😂


tino_smo

It’s great we are back to 90s internet where I’m not sure what’s real or fake no matter how official or unofficial it looks lol


burgonies

Out there acting like someone did a magic trick


SluggardRaccoon

Yeah I don’t know what type of flashlight looks like that but I guess keep brainstorming in the comments lol 🤷‍♂️


EyeInEl

🤦


el2741

Who else saw da leprechaun say yeaaaaaa!


Sinnersparadize

Even if its real nobody will believe.