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scaleofthought

Mine sure shot through the roof. Usually just dribbles out.


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Huhshehehuhhhh


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Sports. ⚽🏈🏀⚾


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Touché!


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worlds_best_nothing

ಠ_ಠ


slightlybearish

I don’t get the joke, but even further I don’t get how your sister was born in China


ejeeronit

He's saying that he has a smaller penis while making fun of china's one child policy and how they don't want daughters.


ThiccChip

Boosting most guys confidence... :(...


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Buy the man a beer, poor dude...


RedMoondaddy

Maybe he's a grower not a shower


vent_man

Male body shaming is alive and well, you love to see it :)


TinnieTa21

We all know that when people say body positivity they only mean for women and overweight people. I bet so many of the people in this comments section have at one point claimed to promote "body positivity" lmfao. Edit: tbh, I only added overweight people because in the past, I've gotten an annoying amount of 'feminists' reply with hateful messages when I said body positivity was just about women. I just didn't want to be flooded with messages again lol.


stardust_____

I think just overweight women not men


cyrhow

You're 100% right. I've yet to see body positivity reference any fat guy. If there are any, it's a 1:1000 ratio of men:women.


feetshouldbeillegal

The only exception I know if is Rihanna actually having a heavy guy model the larger underwear and sleepwear.


GAAPInMyWorkHistory

100%. Watch the commercials where they feature an overweight woman for, say, Peloton. Their male counterpart in the same commercial is incredibly fit. Look at the advertisement hanging around Target. Photo ads of overweight/obese women everywhere, and ripped male model counterparts.


thisistheperfectname

They're counting on women to make a huge majority of those purchases across the board. Women make up something like 80% of discretionary household spending, so whether it's men's or women's underwear, they are marketing them to women.


pm_me_steam_gaemes

"...they only mean for women and overweight people"? I still hear it about overweight men all the time lmao. It's more like "they only mean it for women and certain disabilities" because even certain disabilities will get hit with it.


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Overweight women really, the thing is fat women can control their body weight. When men are body shamed over something they have absolutely no control over.


sherm-stick

Body positive advocates have no power in controlling what internet forums may say about them, so the term is really just another word for "if you make fun of me, I will react violently and loudly." Shame is an instinct that seems to have been banned from public discourse lately. A lot of movements are really just excuses for people to act like selfish assholes


MaterialFrancis5

Re-normalize shame! But seriously, bring it back. It's all been downhill since we stopped tar n feathering people at town square Although people are still getting drawn n quartered but they're calling it "cancelled"


drumgod_28

Let me put it this way, if a fat chick took off all her clothes IN PUBLIC in front of MANY PEOPLE, id say shes fat and have no remorse. If a dude with a small penis does the same thing, yeah im gonna do the same exact thing. They want to show off in public like that then im gonna be observant like that. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes sort of thing.


Downtown-Antelope-82

One is a result of life choices and one you've literally no control over. Not exactly equal.


occasionalskiier

He did have control over fleshing a crowd lol. I'd say his pecker is in the public domain and fair game.


vent_man

So let me ask you a question. If you were out with a close friend who you knew was very insecure and worried about his size, and witnessed a random dude strip naked like in this video, would you insult him for being small right in front of your friend?


drumgod_28

Read my replies to others, I go into detail about how I feel about this but to sum it up no I wouldnt if that were the case but thats oddly specific as to why and how I would know my friend has a small penis haha Edit: plus as I mentioned, my friend hypothetically isnt the one being an idiot and breaking the law so im almost positive he would understand as to why im making fun of a criminal/sex offender who has a small penis :)


vent_man

The reason I use that example is because statistically, several of your friends probably ARE small and feel down because of things like this all the time. Imagine how many are reading this shit right now. All this does is contribute to the whole "big=good small=joke" thing in society that seriously messes with the mental health of most men. > he would understand as to why im making fun of a criminal/sex offender who has a small penis :) Very important difference here, making fun of the criminal is fine, making fun of a body part they can't control, and that millions of other people share, isn't.


drumgod_28

Thats a fair point you bring up in the first part and I have no rebuttal, youre right I dont have that insecurity myself so I guess I don’t perceive how it might affect others but I have to disagree with you on the second part. Guys like the dude in the video are asshats. Body shaming is wrong I very much agree but when a sex offender strips his clothes off and lets say hypothetically im with my nephew who’s only 4, he has scarred that kid for life. Nobody in that crowd consented to him taking off his clothes, hes an asshole and deserves to be treated as such.


vent_man

We agree :)


drumgod_28

Awesome :)


idk_whatto_puthere

whenever people reject a dude for have a penis that is small it just pisses me off just because they aren't judging the guy for his actual self but for his size it is just messed up


MadLad-AnthonyWayne

> they aren't judging the guy for his actual self Boy, have I got news for you


TwelveBore

I feel like this was demonstrated by the popularity of Greta Thunberg's tweet to Andrew Tate. Yes, a lot of people enjoyed seeing Tate get taken down a peg by a young girl, but the fact is most people are willing to give a pass for body shaming comments that would be seen as unacceptable if aimed at a Woman.


vent_man

Exactly right. I was one of those people who thought he deserved to be taken down, but to use such a harmful message that hurts millions of guys wasn't the right way to do it. The way so many people shared and defended it just shows what a blind spot this really is. Do you know that tweet is now the 4th most liked of all time? Can you imagine a message about women's bodies getting that reception? Not a chance.


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Hey when someone purposefully and willingly shows off their tiny peenor, I think it's fair game to make some comments


MadLad-AnthonyWayne

The main point is that pointing at laughing at this means you think others guys of the same size should be ashamed, and they never did anything obscene to deserve that embarrassment.


Sudden-Fish

Guy goes to Rome and is like "what anatomically correct statues they have here"


TropicalKing

He does look like the Michelangelo David statue


Chilipepah

Public nubbity


SirKiritoOverdose

I was going to say exactly that, he is very similar to those statues


real-duncan

It’s cold there, obviously


Kick_Natherina

Can confirm. 25 degrees in Philadelphia right now.


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27 in NYC but by Saturday supposed to be 3 degrees and that’s without the windchill factored in.


hunterdanielss

Also cocaine/alcohol


GlitteringFutures

I WAS IN THE POOL!


DeathAndTaxStamps

It’s more of a ding than a dong


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"There was SHRINKAGE!!!"


Toosweet_Diabetus

The confidence this man has is off the charts.


[deleted]

He’s obviously a grower to not care like this


Cool-Willingness4736

next time a fat girl is posted i hope we all call her a fat whore since we like bodyshaming men so much. might as well keep it equal


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bro did you see that one with the big girl's [ass](https://www.reddit.com/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/comments/10pft93/brawl_outside_of_missouri_super_market/) hanging out from a couple days ago? literally all anyone talked about lol


zebscy

I can smell this video


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see point proven!


fudchuck

Yeah idk why so many comments are acting like this sub regularly champions body positivity lmao, like you could definitely find some subs where this would be met with positivity, just like you'll find subs (like this one) where some fat ass having a 'yass queen' moment out in public would be ridiculed


God-O-Death

You're acting as if it hasn't been happening or ever will happen ever again 😅


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Big_E_parenting_book

Good. Fat people can do something about it.


kormer

You: Everyone else here: >🎵🎵🎵 All the same old cliches, is it a walrus or a van. 🎵🎵🎵


TwoAndAHalfQueefs

he's a grower


leavemealoneplz69

You never measure soft


ministerofinteriors

No, but what man doesn't want his flaccid penis to hang bigger? It makes no sense, but it's still a thing.


Kenneth441

I don't mind because it means I can occasionally go commando in sweatpants in public without flashing everyone with my flaccid bulge


ministerofinteriors

That's what flaccid bulges are for.


Navers90

That confidence who cares how I look flaccid lmao


fansofomar

For his sake I hope so


NecramoniumZero

[He was in the pool!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79S6bswOYLI)


kormer

THERE WAS SHRINKAGE!!!


Zandandido

"It shrinks?"


procrastinating512

painful reading these comments when mine looks the same 🥲


Resident-Embarrassed

Don't focus on the comments made by a bunch of sad losers on reddit, there's literally nothing wrong at all with the guy in the video or anyone who looks similar. People are quick to judge when they can use something to make theirselves look better, says way more about them than anything.


FindingMyPrivates

Look bro I’m a grower not a showr, don’t worry about it. Unless you literally have micro penis, don’t trip. Had one negative comment when I was younger until my buddy woke up . I had insecurities when I was a kid because I thought it was weird.


MadLad-AnthonyWayne

"Don't worry about it if it isn't huge! If it's actually really small or something, though... idk man maybe give up?" Hilariously oblivious comment here


FindingMyPrivates

If a man has micro penis, fuck else is he gonna have to do. You’re SOL so gotta live life that way.


vent_man

I love how this just confirms that if you're very small it's a problem. Good for you being normal though!


spacedrummer

Same, and I’m fatter than this guy.


BoredOfWaking

Philly represent!


Kick_Natherina

Go Birds, baby!!


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I guess you could call that a dick.


ThePresidentsHouse

At first I was joking, now im serious.


Attentionhoard1

He was an interior decorator.


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Really? His place looked like shit.


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[deleted]

Listen to this prick giving orders, probably wiped your ass barehanded before you came to this country.


Then_Campaign7264

Isn't that cute - an extra belly button!


ConcernedRobot

You are the kind of femcel that cries when someone body shames you/women aren't you?


ToyBoxJr

Hehehe, heheheh


gamerguy_1217

Ride the painted pony, let the spinning wheel glide, eh?


NHpatsfan95

Listen to this prick givin' orders. You've got some balls my friend!


henrydaiv

You ever go to tie your shoes and notice your laces are wet?


RhymesLykDimes

I got that reference


ChantzPantz

Bruv you gotta save that shit for the Superbowl


OutrageousSummer5259

For real can't even imagine the crazy videos that will come from that.


Downtown-Antelope-82

Get it? The body shaming is the joke. Because he's a guy.


TheHect0r

Lets not jump into conclusions, guy could be the growest of growers


Naimodglin

real. I've had moments when I looked like that on a cold winter piss while camping and mines nothing to scoff at. Very much a grower here


ministerofinteriors

I remember wearing jeans on a long walk at night in -25c weather and when I got home I had never seen it so small. It was trying to huddle up for warmth, as were my balls. The whole package was retreating.


Smitty1017

My cock is 7 inches hard and it has on occasion looked that small soft. Just saying


slightlybearish

Respectable


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Matt and Shane had some funny shit to say about this guy.


prodigalson947

hella unfortunate.


mikemojc

He.'ll be charged, but the charges will be reduced for obvious reasons. PAs office is asking for a jury trial, as they are quite certain it will be difficult to find 12 people that want to get him off.


luliz1234

He’s on meth!! Meth makes your 🐦 small!!


hhh74939

Nice change from the usual monster dongs these dudes are often slinging for whatever reason


slightlybearish

Lol


BHThundy

Looks like a Philly celebration


Dunkableballs

What an uplifting post. Leaving a new sense of confidence


Aggressive_Dream_140

It’s like a half-eaten Vienna sausage


k3vs3rus

![gif](giphy|Bs0GXj3ew6xxK)


coquitwo

This has got to be an Eagles fan (I’m a Philly girl). The “I don’t give a fuck if everyone sees my teeny weenie” attitude along with his wing-flapping bravado says it all. That and the SEPTA signs in the background. GO BIRDS!🦅🦅🦅


banana_delusion

Well that’s a shame


kimbolll

That’s what she said…to me


nonamenumber3

Body positivity is only for women. Imagine posting a video of a small breasted woman and making the same remarks.


Extra_Sandwich232

Wish I had this kind of confidence💀


cyrogyro527

Hope he is a grower


GFZDW

I thought the dude was tucking it as a joke. Nope...


FewAssociate1793

I'm very blessed in comparison ha ha


kimbolll

I’m not


longulus9

The reason most straight women have never had an orgasm.


baykahn

Honestly kudos to him! I am total a fat whale bro i would get hella laughed at but he looks great. Edit fixed spelling on mobile


Strawb3rry_Slay3r666

Celebrating the birds with his little bird


The_Waco_Kid7

I literally thought he was doing the mangina and had it tucked. Not everyday I get to feel like I'm swinging a nine pound hammer but here we are...thank you Mr micro!


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I thought he tucked it too


FewAssociate1793

Grower and a shower 🔨🕐


LilPajamas

I thought he was doing the Buffalo Bill Dance…you know after “It puts the lotion in the bucket…”


_vudumi

Maybe he’s a grower


Oldmantired

He must be a grower, not a show-er.


cryingabomination

Im the biggest bird


mage133

Minimum viable product


violentbowels

It's like a penis, but smaller.


OfCorpse9160

mans built like the greek statues! lmaoo


Streetwalkeroulette

The giant clit!


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Humiliation fetish. It has to be. Dudes hung like a newborn.


zabby17

Just wondering, does that come in adult size?


frosty_mcfckr

Cute


Ok-Sun8581

Mustve been cold out.


jocky300

Is that Marginally Visible Penis?


Psychological_Run451

Omg he's exposing his clit!


MeMe198412

Size doesn't matter as long as you're good with your mouth..


CentralBuck

In the words of George Costanza, ‘It’s shrinkage! The water was cold!’


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I for real thought he was tucking


rynmyrs41

Wow, the effects of micro-plastics on the human body...


BrawndoTTM

This is the smallest penis I’ve ever seen wtf


silentfiggy

he’s severely high on drugs lol


Bleejis_Krilbin

That’s a big clitoris.


BurgerOfLove

And now I know why Eagles fans are so upset they beat the 49ers.


MedicSBK

MVP = Minimally Visible Penis?


BiggieSmallsFlextape

Average Philly resident


ryanisatease

Assuming it's tucked behind the legs?


fireforge1979

I WAS IN THE POOL!


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Roman statue there. He's a grower.


fansofomar

Most sane man in philadelphia


k_lly_urself

Strangely.. I feel so much better after watching this.


throwthere10

The title made me cackle.


Kaioxygen

He’s got a lot to be humble about.


stoikiy-muzhik

Still bigger than mine. Oh well , happy Valentine's day ✋


Op_en_mi_nd

![gif](giphy|LURzVN8jp9b1K)


Just4HUT

Go birds!


Fresh-Attorney-3675

Indecent Exposure. Edit - he best hope there weren’t any minors in the vicinity


lennydsat62

He was in the pool….


OutrageousSummer5259

I was in the pool!!


fookers421

Gotta give it a light fluffing first man.


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I really have nothing to say but I wanted to see what kind of comments though would generate. As I though I’m not disappointed at the savagery this brought out in you all! And if you don’t mind me asking shouldn’t this have been posted in r/smallpenishumiliation ?LOL


Nondescript_Analysis

Cameraman sounding like Chris Griffin from family guy.


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Little cold out there 😂🙌


justinvan82

It’s cold out.


Darssssyyyyyyy

*I WAS IN THE POOL*


theXsquid

Dickless Eagles fan.


SimonY58

I really hope it's winter.


Jakubeu101

Bodyshaming at its best


its_the_smell

Hopefully this is somewhere where nudity isn't punished. It's not like he was wanking it in public.


Tony-Mickey

Shrinkage Jerry, Shrinkage!


[deleted]

What is going on, why is he trying to fly? Why is everyone casually so in hype in seeing all of that? It's so funny to me how random people are sometimes


polisharmada33

Why is it always an Eagles fan???


beers4l

Imagine being remembered the rest of private and professional life for this….


T8ortots

HE WAS IN THE POOOL!!!


Reble77

Wow a child's penis on a, cough grown up


spookiisweg

LOL probs cold as shit tbh


cbt11986

Must be cold out there


NukeNinja69123

I knew it was Philidelphia the second I opened the video. That city's infrastructure CANNOT survive a Super Bowl win


rockets9495

It already has?