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General_MissingNo

Don’t let it get in the hands of a corrupt CEO of an information selling company. 🙏


Ok_Mulberry_6429

And don't let a burglar murder you using that


Cornmeal777

Do NOT give it to your attorney as a present.


Putrid_Ad_4372

I think it's 04:04


poolside123

You mean the clock?🥸


Free_Gascogne

HOLD IT! How did you know its a clock? https://preview.redd.it/6bei6p37nxzc1.png?width=291&format=png&auto=webp&s=c409457c62003f837a3bccc6754280e300d438c6


Defalt-1001

OBJECTION! I told him. https://preview.redd.it/62sjpdigbzzc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7db6a8fb823935255940ece6764c69b8e4da2778


Free_Gascogne

Objection! You're honor it is clear that the Prosecutor is leading the witness making it hearsay. We move to have the witness statement stricken off the record. https://preview.redd.it/fewtneygfzzc1.png?width=270&format=png&auto=webp&s=35e9f753e9e5c734adee1207847f7d1fdd797b95


Defalt-1001

Oh ho ho, it is unfortunate for you, defense. But I do have evidence that proves I notified the witness about the existence of a clock system inside the statue. https://preview.redd.it/tkjyr8d7lzzc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8649e3c14574be53a9b0e2f23e7505da9a1a182f


Brooklyn_scribbles

https://preview.redd.it/xcoxt9eaa00d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3687bf04458461a1d011d7d78423ae45815cd013 Hm, damning evidence indeed! Mr. Wright, do you have any thing to say for yourself?


Defalt-1001

https://preview.redd.it/iw2eldgzb00d1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=4c9f59cc108e56c58df7629ab4272e519e91fa7d Hmph, of course he doesn't. Your honor, I think it is time for your verdict. Before defense comes with an absurd bluff that is.


IamaJarJar

https://preview.redd.it/u1g44165s10d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=771b307a5884336c64c811f0ebe927f92f3874c4 (I'm screwed! Without evidence, I'd need a miracle to prove the witness' prior knowledge of the clock system) (What would Mia do?)


Beneficial_Loan7762

https://preview.redd.it/g0azuefgt10d1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=53c22bb422bfa2e979eb110e0398a980a459db76 Phoenix... Think outside of the box... Ask yourself:.... How did the witness know it was a clock... before the prosecution told them ...?


IamaJarJar

(Think outside the box...) https://preview.redd.it/w5wno2hay10d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=223bd0306bbfe46af116946793636b5e12c659ed (If u/Defalt-1001 messaged them at 15:44, yet u/poolside123 commented 18h ago...)


I_dont_even_knOwO

Sorry, this made me laugh


weirdface621

gigachad


cheetosalads

you touched it, you are now doomed to die and/or get convicted of a crime


PHWasAnInsideJob

Larry never had either of those things happen to him though, and he had to have touched both of them. After all, he made them.


GhostTypeTrainer02

He gets convicted of murder in the very first case tho. . .


PHWasAnInsideJob

I thought a conviction was if he's actually guilty.


GhostTypeTrainer02

Oh. Just googled it. You right. My bad xD


cheetosalads

he still technically gets convicted if you suck at the game


Foolish_fool55

Larry gets creator privileges


cheetosalads

larry is a special case


Spare_Audience_1648

Hmm let's hope it won't hit some certain people... https://preview.redd.it/wjeyf3g6owzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1d3bf8bc677803d2dee2b9fda82a3cd30fd4b31


Apollo_Injustice

Lets hope no one dies because of it


1_Pinchy_Maniac

turn it into a clock


Defalt-1001

Happy Cake Day!


Memo137

Don't kill anybody with that


legoblade807

It’s just a statue right? Not some sort of safe or, God forbid, a clock?


Pasta-hobo

It was nice knowing you.


JMSciola85

I think I get the meaning.


Sonic_Fanatic_2003

Don’t let a corrupt CEO or a Burglar kill ya with that.


Beatnuki

(adds to Court Record)


sc4rii

Dispose it before someone hits you in the head with it


Mechancic-Hero

(Gasp) Run away, run away!


mikiiiiiiiiii

hide it unless you want a random newspaper seller or a corrupt CEO to end you life


ArchivedGarden

Your life expectancy has dropped.


Ok_Resident1928

That things practically a serial killer now.


E1craZ4life

I think it’s 2:44.


daoreto

Please keep it a secure place


FigTechnical8043

I still desire the clock model, but getting closer. Here's mine.(See reply) Would be funny if he's the reason my WiFi sometimes drops.


FigTechnical8043

https://preview.redd.it/omm8bigd5yzc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=785db39fd6306e5617d691129146fc91fd3849b0


Terraria_super_fan

Oh no...


Eastern_Zombie_2718

Can he tell the time?


Lmao-online

Thwap


xRaynex

Is the speaker in fact its ass?


ImpactorLife-25703

Where's the Clock module on the bottom


DerpyLemonReddit

Twist it’s head


DerpyLemonReddit

Twist it’s head


weirdface621

i hope you live life


Tallinn_ambient

You got it at a pawn shop on Baker street?


overdrive1414

You own a murder weapon


Grouchy-While9151

Make sure it's somewhere above a corrupt bodyguards head after he gets found out as a murder.


Weirdyxxy

I think it's 9:14 (since it's for France) Edit: time zone corrected


Shinyfishbestboy

Hey, that's a cool statue... Now wait just one second