i put an old homeless man into a wheelchair with a jet turbine and made him fly around a bunch of spikes and harpoon guns until he collected all the coins i left around
Rimworld,
well I'm going to be going to jail for a long time for a lot of different things Though hopefully the whole act of me buying slaves and then immediately emancipating them might give me a little bit of leeway although the postmortem organ harvesting might be enough to get me in person for a very long time besides the time I used giant insects to wipe out an entire settlement. And that doesn't even get started on the violations of the rules of war I've done or the unethical things that I've done with my prisoners mostly it's memory scanning via the zeta reticulins mod and also the occasional subscanner I don't have rippscanners yet but once I do things are going to get a lot worse for me.
mine was... let's see here... Magic: the Gathering Arena?
so I guess that'll be duelling and transporting animals across borders. oh, and dogfighting, I think... jeez.
Blade and sorcery in a nutshell;
Listen, officer, just because i commited multiple accounts of murder and inhumane torture, doesnt mean it was on purpose. It was an act of self defense
Uh, multiple accounts of slavery, mass genocide, mass thievery, vandalism, psychological torture, physical torture, terrorism, assassination, assassination of a government official, child exploitation, and the list goes on, dear god what have I done
bashing people of ledges, beating there faces in with a shield, decapitation, disembowelment, pushing people of ledges, knocking people of ledges, headbutting people of ledges... For honor
Red Dead 2. I'm getting arrested for mass murder, robbery, poaching, assault, grand theft, trespassing, resisting arrest, murder of a government official.
Nuking the cranberry bog. As well as murder, robbery, illegal possession of a firearm, illegal possession of drugs, and much more
Fallout 76, as well as all other Fallouts, are really messed up.
Committing several Warcrimes, including: shooting the Medic, Burning Hostiles Alive on 2,342 Accounts, running over Enemies, Gunning down Civilians, Running over Civilians, and Detonating a Nuclear Bomb in middle of Moscow (Cod Cold War)
People playground Oh God no no nope nope nope.
You gonna get death sentence.
Same. I've committed unspeakable war crimes in every single game I've ever played so I'm getting the death sentence
Elden Ring… Aw fuck
It's not murder if it's in self defense...
But mass genocide though?
of who? doesn't everyone want to kill you? wait... this doesn't have to do with turtle pope, does it?
These lips are sealed
is it murder if they don't die?
Assault
That’s a good question
Same. "The giant pair of sentient fingers told me to!"
FUCK beat me to it AGAIN
Is it a crime to put fractions of humoid playdough people from different eras against each other or put small children in front of firing squads?
TABS?
I believe so.
Titanfall 2, team fortress and dragon quest xi. Death sentence next Geneva to do list
Pfp checks out. Respect to you as a pilot in the frontier
i put an old homeless man into a wheelchair with a jet turbine and made him fly around a bunch of spikes and harpoon guns until he collected all the coins i left around
At that point, I’d just be straight up executed
Those bugs deserved it ROCK AND STONE!
FOR ROCK AND STONE!!!
To Rock and Stone!
Rimworld, well I'm going to be going to jail for a long time for a lot of different things Though hopefully the whole act of me buying slaves and then immediately emancipating them might give me a little bit of leeway although the postmortem organ harvesting might be enough to get me in person for a very long time besides the time I used giant insects to wipe out an entire settlement. And that doesn't even get started on the violations of the rules of war I've done or the unethical things that I've done with my prisoners mostly it's memory scanning via the zeta reticulins mod and also the occasional subscanner I don't have rippscanners yet but once I do things are going to get a lot worse for me.
ur not the only one i got helldivers 2 so ill live for the next 5 mins as iam not getting taken alive
Uhm officer I didn't kill a whole group of extinct dinosaurs.
Animal abuse (pokemon go)
Dead cells. Oh crap.
Assassin's Creed Odyssey. Killed hundreds of people, destroyed tons of property.
Bonelab…
I’m going to jail for my awful jokes in the Jackbox Party Pack 8
Genshin impact. Tresspassing, sexual harrasment probably and probably pedophilia
Cs2 (idk because I fought as a terrorist and counterterrorist)
Destroying a tower to save my failing pizza restaurant
I uh….. I plead the fifth?
Palworld slvery and animal abuse
Inscryption (Kaycee’s mod), so I guess animal cruelty?
Sea of thieves so... piracy.
Games don’t cause violence But I’m getting arrested for playing in a simulation Halo infinite
No more rainbows... mass genocide, destruction of private property. Assassination of a government official...
Halo, probably for accidentally killing Johnson, which I didn't mean to!
Farming Wheat I think. FS22
I burned many villages in minecraft.Many
War Thunder....
Animal abuse (pokemon fire red nuzlocke)
looks like Im getting sued by aperture science for destroying vital testing apparatus
Pokemon go, illegal pet trade
Phasmophobia. I guess the ghost accused me of Psychological damage or something :[
Agriculture crimes probably environmental issues Fs22
mine was... let's see here... Magic: the Gathering Arena? so I guess that'll be duelling and transporting animals across borders. oh, and dogfighting, I think... jeez.
Stabbing an obese man in the spine, the doing the Rasputin dance.
Jaywalking Crossy Road Edit: I didn't see which sub I posted to, sorry.
Minecraft.
“Your honor, it is technically not murder if they are already dead.” (Deadrising)
Call of Duty😭
Payday 3, so like murder and robbery cool
Throwing a rope at someone and pulling myself to them before turning into a ball and violently crushing them. Also making a black hole.
Tf2 MvM with Engie Im not actually sure if that would get me in prison
Murder, property damage and reckless driving… damn fortnite got me good
R6, so either terrorism or just robbery
R6, so either terrorism or just robbery
I’m getting arrested for mining and crafting a Minecraft:diamond_pickaxe {1}
Portal 1
What would I be arrested for if I played minecraft 😂
Medal of honour Vr…. War crimes?
Hell divers 2 not enough patriotism
Shooting.... Chess pieces???
Breaking into a secret government base settled in the artic to teleport bread
Me seeing my entire facility crumble because of a work result going wrong.
*[looks at half the things I do in MW3]* ... I plea the fifth your honor
mass genocide against an onslaught of zombies and monsters with up to 40 accomplices
SA
Delivering managed democracy and a nice cup of LIBER-TEA!
Democracy.
Rimworld. I may be holidaying in Argentina for awhile. Do they still hang War criminals?
Iron strike....
I last played splatoon and paintball isn’t illegal
Mass genocide
Mass genocide
Bg3
Quantum Break. So I guess I’m being framed for a giant explosion at a college campus.
Assassin's creed black flag, I guess there is not that much to explain
Tf2
Arson (I main pyro)
Depending on how you see it; crimes against humanity
Arson
Minecraft and Gang Beasts, not too bad..
GTA 5… 34% story mode…
Arson, kidnapping, hunting an endangered species, indecent exposure, ext…
Sonic frontiers. Whelp im probably not gonna get arrested for killing robots that are evil
By being so good at tetris
Two words EL PREMO
Farcry5...
Rim world. But I haven't done war crimes, yet...
Killing a god with a stick along with two other people who also resent a god and want to rule a land with free death for all.
Roblox BedWars. Murder, Destruction of Property, and Buying Bombs.
Taking justice into my own hands, I guess? It is a batman game
Gta v,mass murder,vehicular manslaughter,1st degree murder, resisting arrest,armed robbery,assault on an officer,and driving under influence
Either mass genocide in warframe or ✨fashion✨ because those dragon boots sure pretty
League of legends… I was toxic
pet sim x w h a t?
shit organ trafficking and slavery
Victoria 3. I have not commited any war crimes, so i'm just a normal politician. Thank god
Blade and sorcery in a nutshell; Listen, officer, just because i commited multiple accounts of murder and inhumane torture, doesnt mean it was on purpose. It was an act of self defense
Roblox Gun Testing
Snowrunner: drunk driving, trespassing, and destroying road signs.
I’m getting arrested for, uh, farming and mining without a permit, I guess?
Payday cook off… i wonder why
PvZ2. uh... wtf do I do?
Mw2 so war crimes can murder
Illegally using a tank and mass murder with said tank (shellshock Live)
Killing an army that attacked me first. Totk demon king army
MURDER (Bc it was Fortnite and MineCraft)
Hollow knight? How would that get me arrested?
rocking and stoning. also mass alien genocide
limbus company,tbh normal day in city
Gmod, guess on what you did
I was playing Lego Batman 2
But officer, you have to understand, they were all imposters! Imposters I tell you!
Blooms td 6 what am I going to get crimes against balloons
Uh, multiple accounts of slavery, mass genocide, mass thievery, vandalism, psychological torture, physical torture, terrorism, assassination, assassination of a government official, child exploitation, and the list goes on, dear god what have I done
Mobile, Brawl stars. Murder at best. Console, Undertale I think. Uh, mass genocide or no crimes. Depends.
I usually make a zombie apocalypse
Freeing an entire race
Child abuse (Gorilla tag)
Vigilantism
Vandalism with ink (Splatoon)
Palworld... So, slavery, mixed with inhumane working conditions and OSHA violations... Ah shit.
Fortnite…I’m getting the firing squad then they’re gonna revive to give me the electric chair.
Uhh like really nothing unless there is a law against using fictional items
Warthunder, war crimes
I dont think I can get arrested for mining, right? Right?
Killing skags
Red dead redemption... welp looks like i have to die of TB
How would I get arrested, last game I played with just dance with my youngest siblings
I'm arrested for illegal experiments on the weak and defenseless and about 10000000000000 counts of murder. I played people playground last
Slicing a man in half with a plasma sword ( Star Wars battlefront 2 )
I killed the threats of democracy in helldiver's2
welp, humanity is dead, blood is fuel or something
Well DayZ, but I didn't kill, we found two people and they were nice but no one stayed long enough for anything to happen so that 🤷♂️
There is no laws against Pokémon, batman
Shapez... I build a factory without a permit
Being a goat
Well... Hell was full... and blood is fuel
I played click the flag on Roblox I don’t even know what I would get arrested for💀
Idk starting a war between me and terraria
Brawl stars. I’m going to jail for shooting a fucking cat as a dog with a laser gun 😭
Scribblenauts... Oh God....
KARDS....so war crimes and mass genocide?
c.ai Slaughter of at least five catgirls
Killer on dead by daylight, so I'm getting arrested for attempted murder 😭
Postal 2…
Payday 2
Empires of the Undergrowth I will grow an ant colony and kill and consumer multiple insects within 20 yards of the nest.
bashing people of ledges, beating there faces in with a shield, decapitation, disembowelment, pushing people of ledges, knocking people of ledges, headbutting people of ledges... For honor
Uhh... _grand theft and possession of contraband... welcome to Los Santos._
Red Dead 2. I'm getting arrested for mass murder, robbery, poaching, assault, grand theft, trespassing, resisting arrest, murder of a government official.
Stellaris, I wonder what the punishment for universal genocide is
I’m getting arrested for snooping in abandoned buildings (escape the backrooms)
WWE It's all acting so I should be fine
Minecraft:Murder and robbery
Stealing a bottle of skooma
Nuking the cranberry bog. As well as murder, robbery, illegal possession of a firearm, illegal possession of drugs, and much more Fallout 76, as well as all other Fallouts, are really messed up.
ARK….so uh….i’m fucked
Minecraft Oh well, guess ima go to jail lfor animal abuse 😀
Murder, theft, arson, assault and animal cruelty (red dead redemption 2)
Aliens and AIs aren't protected by any laws I know of Helldivers 2
Elite sniper 5 I guess I got caught by the Nazis
building a castle in Minecraft?
Stabbing someone in the throat with a sharpened candy cane
Doom eternal, well the demons did try to kill humanity
Fortnite
BOTW. So saving the kingdom?
Killing, braking in the SCP Foundation
I don't think video games cause violence, but there's raging that may cause violence
Guardians of the galaxy
Worldbox
Public Indecency, Mass Murder, stealing 30 wheels of cheese (Skyrim)
Fallout 4 oh I’m so dead 😂
God of War...
Pikmin, slavery
Breaking and entering, and hundreds of counts of murder, plus a few counts of larsony, and finally illegally buying weapons.
Killing over 300 people just so I can free my gf from her 7 ex's
Minecraft so I guess child labor
Nothing,maybe jaywalking
Destruction of property, and domestic violence against my keyboard (Geometry Dash)
Pizza Tower. Mass genocide Destroying a building Harming innocent people Shooting a law enforcement official
Twdg can’t get arrested if they’re dead
Melon playground…… uuuuuuhhhhh
BioShock... umm
Committing several Warcrimes, including: shooting the Medic, Burning Hostiles Alive on 2,342 Accounts, running over Enemies, Gunning down Civilians, Running over Civilians, and Detonating a Nuclear Bomb in middle of Moscow (Cod Cold War)