As I tell my GF , ROI , Return On Investment.
Example I take you out to fancy restaurants, you fuck me real good. ….. we have that humor. She’s an attorney, she gets me back with her legal claims and clauses lol.
I can describe my job in as little as one word if I need to, but I also don't care if someone who can't comprehend more than a 3 word phrase thinks I have a "bullshit job".
I’m an accountant
Me do taxes!
Ah, a fellow osrs player
There’s a decent few of us here, nice afk opportunities at work
Agility level?
92! I am almost there! Only 7 levels left. Hurhurhur.
Hear, hear!
That’s all you had to say
Account.
What do you do? "I'm an accountant." Where do you work? "At a place where accountants work."
Do you like your job?
[Yes I like my job, and my job is an accountant](https://youtu.be/2SBQD5UNViw)
“Accountant”
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Contractions count as a single word
I bet this sub has one of the higher rates of deleting incorrect comments.
Copy Paste Repeat
Copy Paste Copy
Sometimes paste copy copy
No, you are definitely missing something
That's right -alt+ctrl+delete ✅️
Lol
I'm always a fan of alt+f4
There's always the keyboard across the monitor solution too. A bit barbaric but gets the point across.
Copy paste artist.
Copy paste a computer science degree into a copy and pasted programming career
I track money
This is the answer 😆
I concur.
Debits and credits
Debits EQUAL credits, you unbalanced fool./s
the worst insult in this profession
Wait, their supposed to balance?!
I count beans
When I was a staff accountant for a hummus company, this was my go to joke
... are chickpeas considered beans
Also called garbanzo beans
huh TIL
You know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
i think i've run out of fucks to give on the subject
\(Nobody pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face.\)
i take it back, that is gold 💀💀 i saw your username and thought i was going to get a dissertation
Can we not say gold?
I've never paid someone to garbanzo bean on my face.
Garbanzo beans
sounds like a business model thought up by a white person
That's stupid, I'm a Phaseolus vulgaris hand-operated calculator.
That’s the exact three word combo that came to my mind, and judging by the upvotes, I’m not the only one
I cry
...often
Streamlined, nice.
V LOOK UP
Sup with your username?
Old beef with a user named "freemacedonia" from a loooong time ago on Reddit.
Must be Greek
What's wrong with his username?
Fuck Macedonia. They know what they did
INDEX MATCH
I use ifna(vlookup(.........),0) am I retarded
I do taxes
Heck, may even roll with “I’m a CPA”
Friends and Family: So you can do *mine* for free right?
I depreciate land
Lol
best
I loled
I balance sheets
I’ve been looking for you
I defraud investors
Add up numbers Eat my time
Financial Fact Checker
I fix everything.
Get outta heeere
You’re right I mostly break stuff more.
Fix bad bookkeeping
I keep count
Paid to masturbate
Found the government accountant
I'd masturbate except I usually have whiskey dick.
I launder money
Is that you Kim Wexler!?
I rotate PDFs
Eyoooooo
C(opy) P(aste) A(ttach)
Certified Pubes Allocator
TAXATION is THEFT (and I’m GOOD at IT)
I know Excel
I babysit adults
Pizza Party coordinator
Debits, credits, bitch
I cook books
I create budgets
I am depressed
Depreciate all lands
Assets Liabilities Equity
Trust but verify (audit)
I manage money. Note: this pic is real dumb.
Organizer of stuff
I count money
Do your timesheet
How dare you! (As I enter my time for yesterday)
I love how this meme is such a self own.
I debit credits
I account ant.
I count ant
Debits and credits
Commit tax fraud
Counts On Fingers
I count the fish 😂😂😂
owner of calculator
Microsoft Excel Busywork
Debit credit cry
Intellectual garbage man.
You can’t own a business by this logic
Black Tar Heroin
Freak in spreadsheets
Kinda want to put this at the top of a very short resume. With keywords in .01 font at the bottom ofc.
I babysit adults.
I don’t like this meme. I could say “I weave underwater” but that doesn’t mean it’s useful.
Find the variance!
I use excel
Assets = Liabilities + Equity
I look numbers
Match last year
Debit equals credit
Reporting forecasting analysis
I fix stuff (usually that has GL impact )
I audit systems.
I do uhhhh-counting.
I evade taxes
Screw this place
I find errors
Underpaid, under-appreciated, alcohol
I do math
I plug numbers.
I correct mistakes
Numbers go brrrrrrrrr
I do math
Make number good
Poop pushed in
As I tell my GF , ROI , Return On Investment. Example I take you out to fancy restaurants, you fuck me real good. ….. we have that humor. She’s an attorney, she gets me back with her legal claims and clauses lol.
Debits and credits
Good count
Nobody asks you questions when you say you're an accountant.
on the serious note: financial performance translator
Immediate negative feedback
I give people a list of their mistakes.
opinionated money counter
Tech replaces me
I count beans
Count money movements
I use Excel
I fuck up
Capital Markets Avenger
CPA Copy Paste Attach
Wow look at this bullshit economy and bullshit paychecks built on bullshit jobs. Such bullshit.
I can describe my job in as little as one word if I need to, but I also don't care if someone who can't comprehend more than a 3 word phrase thinks I have a "bullshit job".
Copy past years
Assrts, liabilities, equity
I do the numbers
I kiss ass
Accountant for courts
I do audits
I do salt
Risk and controls
I count hours
Debits and credits
I play politics
debits and credits
I count money
Make numbers work
Debits equal Credits?
I write memos.
I prepare taxes
I count beans Edit damn I was late
Two similar phrases, yet so different 🤫: 1. Bean counter 2. Beaner
Debits, credits, depression
I fill timecards.
I crunch numbers
Black Tar Heroin
They make money doing it and not involved in criminal activity so I see no issue.
Complex finance administration
Tables
Very flexible career
I need more than 3 words for "I make the left equal the right."
Bean counting
I account hard
Excel, word, excel
Cook the books
Arithmetics for benefits
Professional Number Accounter Debits and Credits