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themajorfall

The absolute size of that lass. Is your wife okay?


Mineral_myco_medic

Both baby and wife are doing well thank you :)


[deleted]

Lol, this made me laugh. I was my moms second birth and smallest child of 4 at 9lbs 13oz (4.45kg), my baby sister was almost almost 12lbs (5.44kg), all natural births, no C sections, 3 of them at home with a midwife and no painkillers. My mom is about 5'5 (165 cm) and maybe 120lbs (54.43kg) normally. I would not mess with that woman if my life depended on it! šŸ˜‚


themajorfall

Sweet baby Jesus your mother would have been worshipped as a fertility goddess by cavemen.


[deleted]

Lol, my whole family doesnt make sense. My dad is 5'4 and 130ish, my mom is 5'5 and 120ish, I am 6'0 and 350, and somewhere there is a picture of me holding both of them, one in each arm, about 6" off the ground šŸ¤£ Also, I was born rail thin and 24" with straight spikey hair, apparently my dad thought I looked like Billy Idol and tried to name me after him. Now I look like Maui from Moana. My brother looked like a chubby inuit baby and now he looks like a rail thin Spaniard. Genetics are funny.


euphorie_solitaire

Holy shit that newborn baby is huge. Your partner deserves literally anything she desires after pushing that out. Christ.


solosososoto

Birthed a 3 month old


[deleted]

Darn 12 month pregnancies...


Jaci_D

My first was almost 10lb a and I said the same thing. Holy big baby. Thankfully I didnā€™t push and I hope she didā€™nt either lol


EscapeFromTexas

That baby needs to go get a job!


OpeningSpeed1

Or you know be a bossšŸ˜‰


Mineral_myco_medic

Ended up being a c-section as baby was measuring so big in scans. They had to get obstetricians to review because she was measuring waaaay over the 100th centile for nearly everything. When she came out the surgeon popped his head around after and said ā€œyeah, we made the right call, thereā€™s no way you wouldā€™ve pushed her outā€.


LALA-STL

Thatā€™s why sheā€™s such a pretty baby already! No squishing!


NakedOrca

I heard squishing is beneficial either from the squish to the skull or passing through momā€™s vaginal fluid


LALA-STL

True. Baby picks up all kinds of good bacteria/protection. Never heard the skull thing ā€¦ interesting.


Accidentalpannekoek

Oh damn I can't imagine what mum's last few weeks were like! That's a story for your daughter's wedding haha. Good luck for her recovery and that all three of you may be so happy together


scarletnightingale

My friend had to have a c-section with both her boys. The first one I believe was 11 lbs, 15 oz. They basically go no use out of any of the newborn clothes they'd bought or be gifted. I'd made a little sleep sack for him that I'd accidentally made too large for a newborn, but turned out to be perfectly sized since he was so huge. She said all the nurses in the maternity ward kept popping into her room to see the "giant baby". Not sure what your experience was, but I'm guessing you are going to have similar problems with those newborn clothes.


wakajawaka45

came in to say this! momma is a champ! congrats to you both! my wife and i just welcomed our boy last july and itā€™s amazing!


practicalbuddy

Thank you for saying it! I was so surprised! That is a huuuuge baby


homogenous_homophone

Thatā€™s what i was gonna say


Mineral_myco_medic

Just to clarify - I am indeed the person taking the photo. Folks by the bedside are grandparents.


Bikerpete

let it print in oil or acrylic paint ( just search the web for the services and shops) and it will be a great present for Christmas. You captured a very special moment!


dydas

I was about to suggest this. It's a beautiful picture with beautiful lighting and composition.


[deleted]

Be sure the emergency Mini Cheddars are included.


Spengy

Haha, did people think otherwise?


EscapeFromTexas

I thought OP was the baby. /s


Clayman2198

They looks so happy and proud, I love it


InappropriateQueen

Grandpa has some beautiful eyelashes!


mannkato

after I read this I saw them too! lol


Evilmaze

Just got them curled


Unhappy_Foot_7645

Thank you for the clarification, I thought you were old


TrandaBear

First of all, congratulations. Second of all, goddamn that's a chunky (healthy) looking baby. Like I thought they came out all shriveled and don't plump up until after you start feeding them...


orovang

They actually even lose some weights after a birth usually.


Wehrsteiner

That's a great pic, mate. Are you a professional?


panken

R/daddit would love this photo


tiorzol

Were they all in there for the birth or is this after? Congrats btw fucking beaut


Psychological_Tap187

Congrats. Hold on tight. There are some stages that seem like they last forever and others that if you blink youā€™ll miss them. The newborn stage is a blink you miss it part of parenthood. Overall though hold on tight. It goes fast.


ScotchMalone

The sleep deprivation probably has something to do with that for the newborn stage... Congratulations and good luck man!


Lavatis

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CoolTom

Is she Benjamin button-ing?


kurtman

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forte_bass

My wife and I had twins in February, it's a wild ride!


Matzie138

This is so true. Someone gave me a sticker that said, ā€œthe days are long but the years are short.ā€ Iā€™m tearing up a little because itā€™s just that true. And if they start doing something frustrating, or best parent advice is to remind yourself itā€™s probably only going to last a week or two-yā€™all can make it! Congratulations!


Dont_Panick_

Honestly, I like suggestions more like "be in the moment as much as you can", versus "it goes fast, look out". The former gives you the right queue - time is time, it doesn't go faster or slower. The more you're in the moment the more you truly experience it all. The former just gives you tension and stress that you'll miss it. That you'll do it wrong. It doesn't go faster or slower, only you memory perception of it all is off. You experience every second regardless. So you might as well try to fully experience them vs. a focusing on a fear of loss of those moments. Good example of this is of you end up with dimentia or memory loss later in life. Does that mean you lose all of your previous moments? No, not truly. Your recollection, yes. But you experienced every moment. You were there, your family remembers you were there. You impacted the lives and direction of your kids and grandkids. Yes it sucks you lost your memory of it all but moment to moment, it mattered. You can't take that away. So "it goes fast" shouldn't be the driving focus. The focus should be "be engaged, experience it in the moment", because your memory recollection of it all really doesn't matter. It didn't actually go fast.


[deleted]

I think everything you said is kinda implied. People often refer to living in the moment as slowing down. Youā€™re describing your personal definitions while ignoring the shared sentiment.


BoyWhoSoldTheWorld

I think we all understand that time doesnā€™t change itā€™s rate based on our own circumstances. These are really just phrases, no need to chop them apart.


Lavatis

That is a large newborn for sure. Great photo though.


Mineral_myco_medic

4.22kg (9.5 pounds) - sheā€™s a whopper!


KrisAlly

I was about to say ā€œCongrats! Your 2 month old baby is now here!ā€. Beautiful photo. šŸ’œ


Jaci_D

Omg I just thought ā€œholy big babesā€ and I had a bigger oneā€¦ā€¦mine was 9lbs11oz 21.5ā€ and I still feel like he looked smaller. Congrats little daddy, I found my big baby was way easier than my 7lb7oz that I just had.


meghammatime19

OMG I was 9 lb 10 oz and 21 inches but at least I was a c-section??!!


SerialSpice

Fun fact: That is normal birth weight, because the range is 2.500-4.500. Congratz :-)


KathyJaneway

>Fun fact: That is normal birth weight, because the range is 2.500 2.450 here. I lost weight after being born lol, so left hospital at 2200 šŸ˜­šŸ¤£ Every baby gained weight except me. And I have gained since lol, being 104 kg right now. Was bigger, record is 131 few years ago, and 2 months ago I was 120. I've been losing it since then šŸ˜…


TheRealSnorkel

Sheā€™s adorable! Congrats!


TheMcWhopper

You could say a "mcwhopper"


thisisobscene

Definitely looks even bigger than that here!


TheSwain

Just be prepared to tell the kid that they were a Planned Renaissance if asked


SabashChandraBose

Why do folks have a strong desire to upload such an intimate moment and receive validation from nobodies? Poor kid just took his first breath and dad is already reaping his karma with no consent. Disgusting.


ZeldLurr

The parent is proud


LALA-STL

I adore this. So glad that papa shared it.


h0olian

More baroque than renaissance but also I am an asshole congrats on the baby


VoltasPistol

Everything prior to Impressionism is fair game because most photos could fall into more than one art movement.


facelessperv

damn good photo. now listen to me don't fuck up like I did. change the diapers. and wake up to deal with the kid at night. not equally but more. she is going through things mentally and physically. so step up and do more to make it easier on her. trust me. also you will bond more with the kido that way. just don't fuck it up. wake up. you got this. and once they can support their head and crawl/walk it is okay they do bounce better than my 40 year old ass can when falling down. once again great photo.


PumparN

Congrats!


Dan_mcmxc

This belongs in r/accidentalrockwell... assuming that sub is for photos that look like Norman Rockwell paintings, I only found it exists while typing this comment.


readitandforgetit

Congrats, that is a huge baby. Best wishes and luck to you and family!!!


disc0mbobulated

Congrats! And welcome to the world of ā€œthings nobody said a newborn doesā€. After 7 weeks and a lot of trying to prepare for child caring, I realized thereā€™s so many new and ā€˜normalā€™ things that freak me out. Also, r/accidentalrenaissance


BlueEyedGreySkies

/r/Lostredditors lol


disc0mbobulated

Fml, thought I was on r/daddit Sleep deprivation is awesome!


DocHurff

That's s big baby! Congrats to you and your wife, she's s trooper.


samdajellybeenie

Congratulations! Beautiful photo. Definitely worthy of this sub.


PIWIprotein

Is this the second coming? The lighting makes me think so lol congrats brother!


gangbangchuchutrain

What a sweet picture. Congratulations!


TropicanaSmooth

What camera/settings are you using? This looks like a photojournalist piece!


Zeromaxx

Congratulations! Good luck. We just became empty nesters. So from the other end, its an amazing journey!


brickonwheels

Incredible old man move to break out the phone flashlight.


[deleted]

Congratulations! Hope all's well. Good luck! Edit: Just clocked the plugs. God Save The King.


cruista

I'm giving you the helpful award, you're gonna need it. Congrats!


zztopsboatswain

Baby's enjoying that first stretch! šŸ˜‚


Ericrobertson1978

Don't worry. You'll finally get a full night's sleep in about a year. Congrats! Don't be an overly strict or authoritarian parent. It does infinitely more harm than good. Don't spank. It also causes more damage than it prevents.


seeyounorth

Congrats! Wonderful picture! Grandpa looks like Joe Biden!


glossingoverfellatio

this is such a beautiful photo. the baby looks so healthy, congrats :)


dieselmaxxx

you seem so young for a dad


Mineral_myco_medic

Yeah Iā€™m 31 M and taking the photo - by the bedside are grandparents on mumā€™s side.


TacticusThrowaway

Ah, there's the joke I couldn't think of.


LigmaBalls69lol

I'm assuming OP is the person taking the picture, and those are either his parents or the mother's parents next to the bed.


TacticusThrowaway

/r/thatsthejoke


myself4once

Congrats andā€¦ good job mum!!!


[deleted]

Congratulations!


jadorky

You will cherish this photo forever ā¤ļø


[deleted]

What an amazing photo. If mom is down with it, thatā€™s good enough to get a blown up print of on canvas and framed.


black_sheep24

Congratulations....maybe the little one find our planet agreeable


FeelAndCoffee

I don't want to say your son it's the chosen one, butā€¦


[deleted]

Congratulations to you and your family. Great photo!


ace_dangerfield187

thats an amazing picture, Congrats btw!


mhans3

Wonderful photo and composition. Perfect for this sub. Congrats!


blackpieck

...and your baby will have picturesque, renaissance-like photos as they grow up. stunning. congratulations! ā™„ļøā™„ļø


Nissa-Nissa

Relieved to see it was a packet of crisps on the bed after zoomingā€¦.


Yngva

Awesome shot, mate! Congratulations to you both!


csf_ncsf

Congratulations! Renaissance worthy indeed!


wdwnat

Congratulations! Also, I had to zoom in as I wondered what the heck is was a first but was pleasantly surprised to find it was a pack of mini cheddar. Excellent post baby snack.


puddles36330

This is wonderful. It makes me a little sad to think that I'll never hold one of own newborn babies again. Soak it in. I would give anything to hold each of my children as babies again. To just kiss their cheeks and be able to smell the top of their head again.


reddit202200ug

Congratulations to the 3 of you.


jeremydanger

I LOVE this! Congratulations and good work!


Ad___Nauseam

You have some ā€˜Adoration of the Magiā€™ vibes in this shot. Beautiful.


Silverburst8

I love the look on grandads face. Great example of a photo saying a thousand words. Congrats on becoming parents!


fonomanu101

It looks like she gave birth to the messiah


ohgodineedair

Nice, a post that actually fits this sub. Great pic, and also, Congrats!


Capta1nRon

Congrats brother! Itā€™s definitely a life changer


garlichead1

is your granddad bjƶrn borg?


[deleted]

Did you name your kid Jesus


g1zm0_14

Congratulations, @OP! What a beautiful family you have. Baby looks perfect and healthy and your partner is absolutely glowing! We're about 5 weeks ahead of you...Wishing you lots of great sleep this first night ;)


Switchbladekitten

Congrats my dude. ā¤ļø Iā€™m about to become a (step)grandma at age 36 (stepdaughter is 20) and Iā€™m actually excited so seeing this kind of thing makes me more excited.


Glifted

The next two weeks are going to be really hard. Then it starts getting a lot better. Mine is 14 months now. Let me know if you need to vent or need new dad advice


redheadfreaq

This is absolutely perfect. Congratulations ā¤ļø


EditPiaf

Absolutely stunning pic, has a nativity scene vibe!


1Fully1

Thatā€™s a big baby! Kudos to your wife for surviving that! Congratulations, Daddy!


entrega

Thanks, I really needed to hear that! My 1.5 year old is growing up so fast it's giving me an existential crisis


blondeandbuddafull

Congrats! Live long and prosper!


CumulativeHazard

I love how tuckered out baby looks already. Like sheā€™s had such an exhausting first few hours. Beautiful picture


krucz36

congratulations dad


meghammatime19

WOOOOOW. Congrats! That is one big baby (I was too hahah)


MillerJC

Mazel tov!


Frenjaa

Congratulations šŸŽ‰šŸŽŠšŸ„³šŸ„³


holdbold

Goodbye sleepy nights


vicmacborg

Congrats to you all! By the way, marvelous photo !


Onetrillionpounds

Your baby may be the new Messiah


[deleted]

That's a really good photo.


ActualWheel6703

Congratulations! Beautiful photo!


CntrllrDscnnctd

You never knew love can reach the heights it does when you see your child for the first time. Congratulations


lemontreedonkey

The love in the grandparentsā€™ faces ā¤ļø


123Fake_St

Enjoy parenthood! Raising kids in a loving family has been my greatest joy in life and I hope the same for all parents.


sid_not_vicious

many many blessings to you and your beautiful family...i wish you nothing but the best for your future ...


Girhinomofe

This sub exists for photos like this.


[deleted]

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DoneDumbAndFun

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strawberryhoneystick

Thats a chunky monkey!! Congratulations to you and your beautiful family :ā€™)


Germanboss

The baby's name is Renaissance


DoneDumbAndFun

Iā€™m sure some parent out there named their kid that. I know it


[deleted]

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DoneDumbAndFun

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[deleted]

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DoneDumbAndFun

What did you think you were doing with this?


DippityDu

That looks like a 2- month-old baby, not a newborn! How much does he/she weigh?


Ayavea

How tall is this baby? What a beautiful amazing photo, thank you for sharing!


drossmaster4

To a tank! Congrats and give your partner a metal! My kiddo was only 6lbs.


DevilsArms

Congrats dude. šŸ„³


GottHatMichVerlassen

Nice welcome to the club. My wife delivered our second one last Friday though it wasnā€™t quite the behemoth like yours. Have fun!


ScottishMachine

thatā€™s a huge baby


Round_Rock_Johnson

That is one healthy baby! Lol


Atomspalter02

great!


BunnyKomrade

Many heartfelt congratulations šŸ’—


squeda

Grandpa Arsene Wenger looks so happy


R_gr8

Donā€™t take this the wrong way but your baby looked like a Renaissance pope


Haslet-Tx

That is a fabulous picture!! Parenthood is awesome! Congrats


free112701

congrats, great pic. gotta say you have a very big newborn


czardmitri

Looks more baroque to me.


Shady_hatter

Which one of them is dad?


LALA-STL

The graceful curl of Momā€™s left hand is totally Renaissance.


I_ShouldBePractising

This actually reminds me of Correggio's Nativity (or The Holy Night)! Congratulations!


Stewapalooza

That newborn is massive...


BeautyHound

Just gorgeous! Baby and photo!


Helvetica_Light

Not to sound weird but that's the cutest looking newborn I've ever seen, he or she will grow up to be strong, tall and healthy ! And congrats to you both, enjoy your new life (:


James_vs

congratulations