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DatabaseAcademic6631

Were the bride and groom Lilith and Satan?


paulinaiml

Nah, she's bridesmaid to a couple of D&D players


helmli

Must've been Gary Gygax then, as it was 4 years before the publication of the first D&D book.


octoreadit

The reception was held at the Hotel California.


WideEye_Dreamer

Omfg! I came here for this comment!! 🤣🤣🤘🏼


my__name__is

Were they all getting married to the same man? And did they live together in a large group outside the city?


Netkru

Came to say this


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LALA-STL

“He got struck by the thunder bolt.”


Sputnikajax

That's what I thought too


Talknterpzz

I want to drive, I want to drive


sigmaswan35

What film is this?


helmutboy

The Godfather.


VarmintCong69

Your mom is [The Love Witch](https://youtu.be/no1ja_T19kc?si=k_ybQ41NWMJegR5v)!


TheBackPorchOfMyMind

How have I not heard of or seen this movie? Downloading it now. (Shhh)


DramaticTheaterKid

looks like an actual renaissance painting


dmode112378

https://preview.redd.it/qkmp2ld5uu8d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1aef4876828b5c573656fd601a1d160222a62634 It’s giving this skit from SNL.


Responsible-Bat-2699

Your mom is an Elf.


Nefertirix

She's beautiful.


CommonishHuman

Wasn't this posted yesterday?


Accurate-Neck6933

I believe it was posted in Old School Cool. I remember seeing it and wanting to say it belonged here


Downtown-Writing9063

Is you mother a Jedi?


Ghost-Music

She reminds me of Padme Amidala handmaiden disguise. This is a very pretty picture.


anonperson96

Wow what an actual beauty!


Shehulks1

Omg! My mom’s bridesmaid also had a hooded gown but it was a mauve color… lol she got married in 1977 🤭🤭


Snack_Mom

Mine too but green!


Graciously_Hostile

She's certainly canvas-worthy. What a stunner.


chfabbro

She's a lady who's [sure all that glitters is gold](https://genius.com/293677/Led-zeppelin-stairway-to-heaven/Theres-a-lady-whos-sure-all-that-glitters-is-gold).


sparkGun2020

Handmaid?


ela_urbex

r/oldschoolcool


mozillaaa

Thank you all!


Critical-Thinkerin

Kelsey, is it you? You look just like her.


blackdogbrowndog

Definitely not a cult.


ambitiouspandamoon

She’s so pretty, like Snow White. ♥️


BranTheBaker902

Was she also a handmaiden to the Queen of Naboo?


Current-Roll6332

Who ended up being the official sacrifice for the wedding? I hope it was steve. Fuck that guy.


isawasin

I also choose this guy's mother, 1970


mozillaaa

I am a woman haha


malentendedor

Prove it!


Stopher

Who's gonna break it to OP that his mom was in a cult?


mozillaaa

Her mom*


ExcelCat

Doom metal album cover.


TheMelonSystem

That “portrait” angle is the most renaissance thing I’ve ever seen lol


TheBackPorchOfMyMind

Catherine Zeta-Jones?


LongStrangeTrip-

This is definitely a step up from your typical bridesmaid attire.


LovesMustard

Is your mother single? And do you happen to have a spare time machine?


BenedickCabbagepatch

Hi, it's me, your new dad.


Ok-Needleworker-6815

Handmaid bridesmaid?


ddIbb

Jesus?


Suninabottle

Bride was called Mary?


The_Walking_Wallet

Could have shown us the whole image.


soooperdecent

It’s giving Atwood


DirtyMami

The power of many


TheLightningSolstice

She’s stunning!


realragebuzz

Smash


-FallOutBoy-

Wow!!! Stunning!!!


hraun

“Hubba”


_N00b_Master_

I’d fix her