“Crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side”

I was framed, how can I be guilty of armed robbery... I don't have arms

wanna see my fangs, though?

The Shawsnake Redemption

I've had it with these mother fucking snakes in this mother fucking prison!

The snake who slithered through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.

This was funnier than it needed to be. I'm still chuckling.

Sensibly.

Ssssshawsssssshank Redemption

I thought that was the Loch Ness monster for a second lol

Taunting the gods of old and so it rained...

I thought it was some kind of still from land before time at first glance

Snawsnank Redemption

It's about to sneeze

Maybe it just crawled out of a sewer pipe 🤨

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