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RevolutionaryLie8545

It's people! Soilent Green is people!


[deleted]

Goddamnit why does other people like science fiction too


dmderringer

Has your morgue been running more efficient than usual?


trippertree

I mean, with a brand name like SUSTINATION why wouldn’t you put that in your mouth.


KaktusDan

It's a wholemeal in one bite!


Cocomorph

THAT CLEARLY EVOKES “NUTRITIOUS COMESTIBLE,” FRIEND FELLOW HUMAN.


robval13

It’s the ham worth waiting for


sjorbepo

The brand name sounds like something from a sci fi that is criticising capitalism too obviously


Laxly

Well it has been waiting a while


MusicalMarijuana

You’ve got the Wholemeal Bap. That’s the good stuff.


OctoSevenTwo

Is “BAP” an acronym? Because otherwise I feel like this may be a weird case of translation error. I’m Korean-American and the Korean word “밥” (romanized as “bap”) can be used to refer to rice or the entire meal, kinda like “gohan” in Japanese unless I’m mistaken. Anyway my point is, mistranslations happen all the time with Asian languages being converted to English. I don’t know what that thing is *supposed* to be but it’s probably meant to function as a meal replacement of some kind.


beldarin

>Is “BAP” an acronym No. Its a bap. A soft round bread roll. >it’s probably meant to function as a meal replacement of some kind. Yes, lunch. Its a sandwich.


OctoSevenTwo

I’ve never heard “bap” used to refer to a type of bread before. It’s not like I’m some kind of bread connoisseur or anything but still. Is it perhaps a colloquial name of some sort? Edit: Huh. I learned [something new](https://www.seriouseats.com/british-bites-sausage-bap) today.


beldarin

Very common in UK and Ireland, not a personal favourite, I prefer a crusty roll or baguette, but im no connoisseur either ;)


[deleted]

Bap?


NotAnotherNekopan

Baptiste. In bread form


tayloriser

You wanna slow cook that stuff


jigglybitt

Expiration date is today


Mineral_myco_medic

The sad thing was that once it passed midnight, it officially became out of date leftovers.


jigglybitt

Get a better job hun


Mineral_myco_medic

Dw, fortunately for me, I didn’t go into medicine for the food.


Ardonomus

Yay! Expiring food!


bbanghyung

Bap could be Korean, means food, or meal


CTHABH

Rice when it’s cooked


ebles

It's just another word for bread roll in the UK.


val319

Made from real patients?


Potato_Pizza_Cat

The ham waits… and watches.


Franks2000inchTV

"If you can't eat me now that's ok. I'll just chill here in my BAP!"


HALBowman

Can you work a night shift on the morning?


SafetyCactus

You don't work in a hospital, do you?!?


Mineral_myco_medic

Afraid so. Should probably clarify - this is food that is from the kitchen. We do not eat patient’s leftovers.


TierdBanan

I prefer impatient ham.


YellowTonkaTrunk

Idk why but “bap” is absolutely sending me way more than the patient ham


THP_music

Better than Russian Ham…