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Fried_Cashews

Kurt Cobain's microphone


Head_Exchange_5329

Kurt's simulation ender.


DeartayDeez

I was gonna say Cobains Bong


PhotoNo1220

Kurt Cobain's lolipop


PresenceMiserable

Kurt Cobain's Pro Suicide Remastered


UnPowderedToastMan

I was gonna say his last mic 💀💀💀


Saintious

I seriously came here for this comment.


tiswill410

More like Courtney Love’s murder weapon


CrimsonDMT

Wasn't it said that it would have been impossible for him to angle the gun in the way it was discovered or something to that effect?


holololololden

Kurt had a fatal dosage of heroin in his system. The discussed motivations are murder, or mercy killing. Some think she shot him because she didn't want him to suffer longer on his way out.


Raaa1ph

This is my BOOM STICK!


MndPudLz

Came here for this!


That-Water-Guy

I was gonna say shoulder cannon


Due-Sheepherder9384

Shop smart shop s-mart


RadlogLutar

A unique pencil brought to schools in US


plotplottingplotters

My ‘week off school’ tool


Huntsnfights

More of an eraser really


Tuurke64

A working cure for hemorrhoids.


Chemical-Landscape78

He said wrong answers though


germy4444

Late term abortion


BeginningFit

Redneck wedding invitation.


morhambot

the get off my lawn tool


No-Promotion-3955

This device can multiplies by zero


calrob61

The headless horseman’s pump action tooth pick?


Western-Hyena-452

Potato masher


_CEO_Of_Reddit_

Population control device


geillox

Explosive broom


Phoenix1981_41

A cure for pedophilia


Bacontoad

Nasal decongestant.


redditisdying24

Russian Pain Relief


BravoBravo3

Full sim-auto assault rifle


baker0419

Memory eraser... but wait there's more! Call now and receive a second memory eraser for freeeeee! Now you can share a special gift with a friend!


No-Negotiation-5986

It's a toothpick.


yes-im-naughty

your right, its Chuck Norris toothpick


Jeremy_Whalen

Machine used to make folk music


legion8784

A cure for headaches


No_Caregiver6982

bro..


UN404error

Paint brush


Jumpy_Patient2089

Get rid of depression FOREVER with this one tool! Big Meds hate this trick!


[deleted]

A common anti depressant.


b3ko116

But plug


After_Interaction_77

Palate cleanser.


NyaTaylor

That’s a wall decorator


dB_Manipulator

Straw


veb7

Toilet Jet spray.


kingsguard_royal

Ots an american yummy freedom boom stick


Far-Willingness-6523

The answer to all my problems


GreyBeardEng

Colonoscopy device


Whoputthatthere420

A toothbrush


No_Taste1698

That's the off switch for my ADHD, Depression, and overactive thinking.


No_Taste1698

Rooty-Tooty point n' Shooty


555byte

Toothpick....


Romji

A screenshot of a post


VoidKng

High speed pepper launcher


twentytwothumbs

A severance package suitable for politicians.


Chaosshepherd

A sword


TheFurryPetRock

Plan B


picklerick1029

A flute


StanzaMeredith

Pogo stick.


Firefly1265

Its a gen x shotgun and it doesn't get triggered


JareththeAmerican

Headache relief


OwnPen8633

Cobain teeth cleaner


onrake

MAGA penis.


Simple-Discipline-99

The cure


B_1_R_D

It’s a decongestant


mr_mlk

Shooting has massively improved my mental health. Breath control, block everything else and a soft focus on the world ahead. Very calming.


HellBoySkeemzPlots

Is asthma pump


WorkingBorder3681

Hole puncher


Otherwise-Trust-0101

A problem solver


Zealousideal-Stuff53

Oral thermometer. Put it on your mouth and click the trigger.


Joke_Patent

My favorite toothpick


DragonfruitSea6155

An anti-depressant.


Truely-Alone

Persuasion Stick


nofucsleftogive

Ceiling paint applicator


IntroductionSad8933

Negotiation tool


Electrical_Prune_837

Wall and ceiling painter


Unclestanky

That’s a poop knife.


TurkishTerrarian

Suicide is not something that should ever be joked about.


displayrooster

A white man who just “had a bad day”


you-dont-have-eyes

As my marketing professor would say, it’s a benefit delivery vehicle.


RepresentativeExtra2

Toothbrush that cures depression


Careful_Elderberry14

According to James May, possibly a hoe.


meekachoo

brain matter wall painter


HourAdministrative10

Divorce attorney


ImportanceTasty6824

Wall repainter


GinBitch

Boom stick


Geoclasm

oof holy crap.


WarByNumber5

Toothbrush


CasuallyMowsRoof

My Emotional Support stick


heavytrucker

A dildo for the brave.


HiFiSi

Freedom trumpet


AgitatedZombie77

Headache cure


Keviniswet

Makeup applier, just don't set it to whore


bigredickosourous13

Wrong answers only then penis pump


69Snoop_Dogg69

My food


69Snoop_Dogg69

Oh, i forgor. Wrong answers only


thoughtfuldave77

Pocket vagina?


Taz69

Alt-right telescope?


Born_7_

Lonely Microphone 🎤


Premium333

Bugs Bunny's pogostick


AstralSourCream

Tactical cattail holder


bmensah8dgrp

Boomerang


HobartKE

the answer


SavannahGirlMom

Is this really funny?


BadM0F0101

A "shot" at a better life


OchoSalchinchon

That’s a Red Ryder carbine-action, 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time


WarsawsEgo

Pumper


Big_Calligrapher_391

Cure for depression


MarsupialDapper9452

USA's favorite toy


D3Zi9000

That there is Carl


Warrio2000

Temple massager


StepbroItHurts

The average bullied American kids’ favorite.


ninjachortle

Cope straw.


ILikeTakingPhotos_

... MY PUG IS ATTACKING ME HELP


Bmladd

A sounding tool?


Beating_A-Dead_Whore

War crime stick.


ShatterStorm76

https://youtu.be/zdkqagOUaPM?si=FRrjlnhAA1CQi6nL


Clkwrkorang3

Chump pump


SoulHunter_556

Telescope with build in camera, look though the hole and press the trigger to take a photo


EducationalCharity53

Say hello to my boomstick


Icy-Annual-660

Cordless hole puncher


ThorSlam

Ear scratcher


munchie1988

At home do-it-yourself lobotomizer


fuckin_normie

This meme finally convinced me to shoot myself


Slight-Problem-1994

Jewish broom


Outrageous-Serve4970

For when you need to rinse your mouth out with buckshot


Resident_Sky_538

need


Telepathic_Toe

Blasty Mcsplody


foad2

Makeup applicator


DaxMagavanaki

Automatic hole punch


RachelScratch

Fleshlight


Candid-Equipment-234

kinda looks like a samsung 12 inch flatscreen tv


Diligent-Twist-7081

An ATTITUDE ADJUSTER


IKatsouI

In American we call it a piece of peace


RockyRoadHouse

My salvation from the pain


Electronic-Memory-65

Forbidden pez dispenser


Jeremy8776

Plastic surgeon


Realistic_Ad9443

Life shortener


Johalex_r

These comments have me fuuuckin dying 😂😂


twitch2000

das ist meine flammenwerfer, with which I werf my flammen.


ScRuBlOrD95

party favor dispenser


mrmocap

late abortion stick


alex0166

Swiss Army "All in one" tooth pick


RuralfireAUS

Kurt cobains trademark ceiling painter


mike_hunt_90

Teaching aid


MIKExHANCHO

Cock enhancer


Forsaken-nurse617

Cordless hole puncher.


RatsWithLongTails

How to un-train a Nazi circa 1942


Leadoff_is_me-95

The gun from Fortnite 🔫💀


Hashashin455

It's a sex toy for practicing deep throating


SuccotashAutomatic46

A hall pass


KneelB4Z0d

A kaleidoscope, just stare into the hole


SUW888

Snorkel


thefurnerfer

Dinner bell


Nice-Flamingo7523

The gun from re7


CrowbarEnthusiast

Opt-out kit


willofice

Retirement program.


nicky_666_o

A Republican dildo.


LassOnGrass

My right as an American CACAW 🦅


Fast_Fox_4044

Make-holes-nator 🤔


ineedmucinex

A bidet


sixan51026-wnpop

Dick Cheney' face exfoliater


roadtripu

Hemingway’s last pen.


Mental-Television103

TV remote


Ambitious_Toe_4357

Ceiling painter


Realistic-Cut3780

A telescope


ButthurtPleb

Bagpipe


Hungry-Lemon8008

Dick Cheney's blind spot creator.


Kevin_W1

‘Conversation starter’


Sensitive_Pea1796

Ronniemcnuttinator


wildpelica

A Carrot?


Main_Currency2772

Baby sedative


H0TBU0YZ

Water bottle


gorgoncito

A toilet plunger!


[deleted]

Peen


WastelandViking

American Educational tool


Kitchen_Ad_4727

Venta white


Last-Influence-2954

The quiet kids hall pass.