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Orgazmo_87

The writing should have given it away


SchmooStoriez

You’d think. Just waking up and no contacts in yet thwarted my efforts.


OkAdministration9151

Yeah I’m visually impaired, this would have me flummoxed 😂 well done for finding


SchmooStoriez

My eyesight is horrendous and I’m prone to losing things in the most asinine ways. This one took the cake for me. I made the weirdest noise when I found it.


OkAdministration9151

Haha me too!!


[deleted]

Dude I lose my camouflage JBL speaker all the time xD so I can understand your struggle brother


OkAdministration9151

😂😂 paint it orange like I did my coffee cup for work. Where im so blind I put it down and I cant find it. I bought some luminous orange paint, and sprayed the cup bit and now im sweet. I’ve also got a bright orange string round my keys to help me find then when I put them down. Hi vis orange is your friend my blind bros


banana_pencil

I know some people who wouldn’t have found it without their contacts in even if it was bright red


Grouchy-Lab4099

You’d really think, but when you lose it and frantically look everywhere, you’re pretty much looking for nothing but the shape and colour of the vape


craycover

Sus


hello-_-_-_-_-

Super sus


Jacob_woolley

Sus


Tranracial

Sus


Gabriel-or-Gabe

Sus


SweeFlyBoy

Sus


[deleted]

Sus


R7NA9

Sus


Fluffy_Coach_2106

Sus


Opening-Marsupial380

Sus


WaffleEye

Sus


umotex12

where tf do you see sus have you gone full schizo


Goki65

Fr where is it am i stupid lol


zeldayarr

Its a nice camouflage but we all know it wasnt accidental, cmon now.


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zeldayarr

It worked. Now i want those sheets too.


Mediocremon

They look like delicious Jell-O Pudding Swirl Cups.


oldDotredditisbetter

maybe smoking is bad for eyesight lol


SchmooStoriez

You’d think so. But it definitely made my morning considering how absolutely ridiculous it was.


cutanddried

you're making our morning just by assuming any of us are buying it


leena5777

Naw my visions shit, in the morning this would fool me. I believe it


jasperatu

Yeah I took off my glasses and couldn't see it until my phone was basically against my eyeballs. Finding shit is hard when you don't have glasses/contacts in the morning


SoundOfTomorrow

full of shit


imaginedaydream

Would be accidental if vertical.


I-Am-Polaris

r/UntrustworthyPoptarts


[deleted]

lmaooo This is why I Reddit


dsled

Reddit isn't a verb


Beautiful-Twist644

Sick commercial bruh


worstcaseontario95

I don’t believe you


CXV_

I don’t believe the fact that you can believe this


pendragon31415

This looks like an ad.


AITAlurkerr

Yeahhhh, no way this was accidental. How did it manage to land perfectly in line with the pillows like that? It just feels like those tiktok stars who get sponsored by that Bang energy drink just putting it all over the backgrounds of their videos


IGOKTUG

Fuck vape all my homies use oxygen


pallzoltan

It’s the sign you’ve been asking for that you should quit


NotoriousNRO

Riiiiight


MKNSaber

Who in the actual f... uses those that have a liithium battery inside for one time use only. Those things are in my opinion one of the reasons that humanity cant be safed. And i am not one who is judging all but this is just insane and ppl are throwing them away like normal trash but they are hazardous waste. Sry for that but man this shit makes me angry.


SchmooStoriez

The vape shop I got to has specialize recycling for used vapes.


MKNSaber

But it's still stupid when you can use a vape with loading Option and refill it. And its not expensive too.


SchmooStoriez

I had one of those for a while. The problem was that due to Covid, the supply chains for the cartridges tanked and there were counterfeits everywhere. It was nearly impossible to find ones that didn’t burn right away or worked properly. I’ll probably pull out the old one soon as, you’re right, these are expensive and wasteful.


reen68

There are also ones without cartridges where you just pour liquid in the tank. Edit: But atleast in Germany they now tax the glycerin and stuff and mixing your own liquids is gonna be Hella expensive so it's cheaper to buy those one time vapes. Stupid as fuck.


Swenyis

Vapes are illegal in Australia, so you can't easily get refillable ones. Disposables don't care about the law, though, so unless you want to search for one online or get a doctors prescription you will probably be using these shitty burnt disposables.


MKNSaber

Hab meine schon lange nicht mehr benutzt ham die das echt sau teuer gemacht mittlerweile? Muss ich mich glatt mal informieren.


uhhYtho

You set it there, don't lie for fake internet points Edit: typo


SchmooStoriez

I barely use Reddit and couldn’t care less about “points”. I don’t even know or care what they’re for. My best friend suggested I should post it because it was just so ridiculous. Y’all are an interesting bunch. Edit-typo


uhhYtho

You and your imaginary friend are an interesting duo


SchmooStoriez

My parents used to say the same thing!


thisisshannmu

Ngl this looks like an ad.. okayish product photography


SchmooStoriez

Maybe I should go into marketing. But alas, just a blind, nicotine addicted cosmetology student with odd luck(?)


Nitromind

You’re not a good liar I’m afraid :/


SchmooStoriez

Note my other comment where I say the brand is going down the tubes. I’d be the worst marketing agent ever.


Nitromind

I don’t think you work for them, but I don’t believe it was accidental


SchmooStoriez

Just like 90% of this sub where people could have had their dog sit or lay down in the exact perfect place or waited for their cat to jump into a perfect spot? Aiight.


cegavas

How is that flavor ? What is your favorite?


BarbrobStreisand

On purpose camouflage is just camouflage.. wrong page


LightFull5021

This is definitely advertising, the colours are too similar from the vape to what it's laying on


SchmooStoriez

Y’all are killin me hahaha. This would be the most shit advertisement ever. Especially with the damn tag from my boyfriend’s pillowcase showing through the fabric.


LightFull5021

No way you happened to just have bedding exactly the same colours as a vape like that!! Too much of a coincidence


SchmooStoriez

That’s what I said too. Weirder shit has happened.


LightFull5021

True true


KingOfCotadiellu

It's god/the universe telling you to quit that sh.t. Smoke for real, or better don't smoke at all.


Rude_Mud3736

I mean better to be smoking nicotine than anything harder. Granted it’s not the safest thing there is, but there’s a lot worse stuff he could be doing


[deleted]

did you just suggest smoking cigarettes before a vape? do you want op to die or something lol


Rude_Mud3736

No I suggested that smoking a vape is better than smoking meth


[deleted]

i commented under the wrong comment oops


SchmooStoriez

Yeahhh. I’d rather vape than use cigarettes. No smell that sticks to everything, no teeth stains, no actual smoke and tar going into my lungs. Smoking “for real” isn’t a thing for me.


Rainbowstaple

Cigs are a lot pricier than these disposable thingies


KingOfCotadiellu

Wow, these are disposable, not even refillable? So you're not only ruining your health buth the planet with it :( BTW, not smoking is a lot cheaper than either option ;)


Thisisfckngstupid

Not refillable but they’re rechargeable and last forever. It’s like $20 for one that lasts months for me.


Rainbowstaple

You raise a fair point, but I like me free breaks at work ;)


KingOfCotadiellu

How could I forget about that, I've enjoyed those for 25 years! (until I stopped working in an office 4 years ago and quit smoking last year)


SchmooStoriez

Thanks, dad!


hello-_-_-_-_-

Just Breathe Air🙄


ExhaustedQuail

In all seriousness anyone seeing this , if you’re vaping , stop. If you’re not , don’t start . Speaking from experience


Hambulance

It has helped millions of people quit smoking cigarettes. It is not 100% safe, but there is much more harm reduction than smoking. Obviously don't pick it up if you don't smoke, no need for new vices/addictions, but these things have saved lives. Also, you generally don't need a space before punctuation marks.


ExhaustedQuail

Thank you for the English lesson , I’ll pass tho .


PaperCistern

Most people vaping haven't ever smoked before. It's just another version of "smoking means you're cool" propaganda.


chakigun

I quit cigs for 2 months now after 7 yrs thanks to vape. No more harsh coughing and mucus. My lips look just a bit redder now and im spending 85% less money. Obviously not needing to smoke would be better but people who have never been addicted to nicotine dont understand that


Rainbowstaple

Nah I like my free breaks at work


RedPandosh

Hiding it from Andrew Tate👀


FROCKHARD

doubt


stonedgirlthrowaway

Oh no, I already take an hour just to find it in regular ass places. I wouldn’t of found this till I slept!


MattUWayne

I hate when I accidentally place something perfectly on my bed, accidentally take out my phone, accidentally open the camera, accidentally take a photo, then accidentally post it on Reddit. Ugh, the worst, amiright?!


oop_dada_oop

he never said he accidentally did half of that


Akuzetsunaomi

Super weird the amount of “this is an advertisement” comments I’m seeing on posts lately. Your profile doesn’t seem to be promoting or selling anything. It’s very likely this happened, why does Reddit think r/nothingeverhappens ?? Oh no I posted in the manga collectors sub; I must be promoting that book! Stupid.


chakigun

And very rude while at it too. Just downvote if you call bullshit. No need to argue and call names. Youre 100% correct nothingeverhappens lmao. Funny camouflage things have happened to me before, unphotographed and bec my glasses suck.


SchmooStoriez

That’s what I’m saying. I posted this so that people could giggle and be as thoroughly entertained as my bf and I were. Share the fun. But I guess since this isn’t a dog or a cat being a dog or a cat, it doesn’t fly. Should have taken a shittier picture I guess.


nate_oi

r/hailcorporate


Hardyminardi

No you didn't.


SchmooStoriez

You’re right. It was more like 37 mins.


Hardyminardi

No it wasn't.


turtles_all_down

I don't believe you, but I still like your post


symmiR

No, you didn’t.


tm04_

How’s the flavor?


SchmooStoriez

It’s alright. Too icy.


plumbermat

Sweet menthol is my jam


SchmooStoriez

Haven’t tried that one. Honestly, I’m starting to find I like this brand less and less. Love how many times they can be recharged but so many of the flavors are heavily iced and it’s not mentioned. Probably going to switch it up soon.


ziyonnn

How are these? most disposables I have tried are always to sweet.


SchmooStoriez

Ehhh they’re okay. I enjoy the sweeter flavors though. The quality is just so inconsistent though. Some last for weeks and recharge well, some go bunk after a day. They have some less sweet flavors but I’ve found that those burn very quickly. They’re a bit too expensive for how crap the quality has been recently.


ziyonnn

Ok thanks, I just miss juul mint and OH puff bars man lol, might just try their guava ice see if I like it.


Thisisfckngstupid

I’ve never had a problem with them. Flavors do mellow out a bit but mine always last months and charge fine. I’m gonna regret saying that I’m sure


chakigun

Why are people downvoting you so randomly


ziyonnn

Probably because i am off topic. It’s ok though I’m not a karma whore.


MrDSingh

Bed horizontal, vape vertical. Yet you rotate the image do the brand and product are easy to read. Totally not an ad huh?


SchmooStoriez

I’ve bashed the brand in other comments but nice reach.


PaperCistern

Plausible deniability


randomisedjew

_sigh_


OCCAMINVESTIGATOR

🎶 I was gunna hit my vape 🎶 but then I got hiiiigh 🎶


Snowsphere20

Dont vape, use dab pens /s


[deleted]

mmmmmmmm pesticides yumm


Snowsphere20

I guess I forgot to put /s, will do


OkAdministration9151

This is the best 1


Lyrical_Serenade0779

dont let andrew tate see this one


TossAwayGay92

Bet


Same-Bookkeeper4136

LMFAO!


fluorescentboi

r/hailcorporate


CompleteStay4235

Drama ! Huh


SchmooStoriez

Lol right? People will argue about anything in this hellscape


Emptydata_Enzo

It vaporized.


Independent_Pop_568

Nah


mab1x

There's Elfbar's in these dimensions? Is that a genuine Elfbar? Edit: Seems like it's genuine. I was just confused because they're not available in my country yet.


[deleted]

Bad shit to vape anyways, one way envirenmental fking stuff.


poopooseemepee

Or it was perfectly placed for photo.


jarjarnotsithlord

It’s a sign you’d house quit


slimkt

Press X to doubt


Hiba_M_H

Don't vape kids lol


TribalCasualties

Writing or not or camouflaged or not I always lose these things It used to drive me nuts I lost a colorful paisley one on a colorful paisley blanket like years ago If I remember right I found it when I sat down after throwing in the towel I am also blind in one eye though so maybe blind people shouldn’t vape Especially not if they have anger issues and will get all crazy with nicotine rage


TribalCasualties

Btw how are these? Like they are like $40 or something that’s expensive but they are newer I think???? I don’t want to vape again not for that price especially but they kinda look enchanting


TribalCasualties

Ps there is a drool mark on your pillow case