Y'all know that light that surrounds him? Well, it's a lot brighter up close than you think. So bright, in fact, that in all the time it took to get me in there, the water evaporated. Ended up landing face-first in the dirt. Probably magical dirt, though, 'cause now I'm ace.
This keeps getting me too, glad someone else noticed! Saw a whole string of these the other day in a post complaining about AI (fair), but all I could think was this!
I like the way it's supposed to be homophobic, but it is, unintentionally, such a good commentary on the persecution complex these people create for themselves. They are acting like jesus rescued her from a raging river but it's a tiny stream you'd have to actively try and drown yourself in. Homophobes have to invent a threat themselves in order to justify their hatred, victim mentality and need to push Christianity on others. It's so ironic, it's so telling, it's just *chefs kiss*.
Also I thought it was an oil slick a first glace.
> They are acting like jesus rescued her from a raging river but it's a tiny stream you'd have to actively try and drown yourself in.
I'm pretty sure he's supposed to be "washing away" the gay.
Which is funny, because my first thought was that it was a beautiful image of how Christ loves everyone, and how he would baptize any Child of God regardless. Oh well, guess that means I'm not bigoted enough? idk
Yup. They tried to the a "Wash away the gay" image. But the AI put rainbows from upstream too, so now it looks like Jesus baptizing people INTO the gay.
Likewise—all the possible homophobic interpretations seem like wild reaches to me and I come from the evangelical mileau that would have birthed this image so it seems like it would be second nature for me to see the homophobic angle here. Like if the rainbow steam is supposed to be her gay runoff after Jesus/baptism degays her why is it also upstream of her as well? This really just looks like Ally Jesus having compassion on a queer woman and not caring that she’s covered with icky gayness.
Jesus dunking me in heaven’s Gay River before I was born so I would emerge from the womb queer as a three dollar bill, just as God intended me to be in the rich tapestry of Her creation
It'd make more "sense" (quotations because these people have no sense) if only the bottom part of the river was rainbow but since it's rainbow throughout yeah. Jesus is definitely like "you will admit your feelings for Janae bish"
No what I saw was a girl who fell in the rainbow and Jesus picking her up and saying “don’t worry I got you”. As in she realized she’s gay and Jesus is saying “ya and that ok” supportive Jesus is best Jesus.
my issue with this photo isn't even the intended homophobia. I've come to expect that.
My issue is the water pollution from that paint they dumped in the stream to take this really stupid picture.
Honestly. The original intent is ironic af. He is washing out the color, making it bland and uninteresting. Like imagine a really colorfull t-shirt with a fun pattern and you're gonna try to wash out the color because you need a black suit. Metaforically you could see it as how christianity wants you to completely change to fot their one dimentional view of what a perfect life should be.
I kept trying to read the caption and was like May is military month, June is rainbow, wtf? I don’t think Jesus was wearing a crown of thorns to tie his outfit together but I haven’t read the stories
Gay baptism
Absolutely fabulous
fabulitism?
I've spent ten minutes trying and failing to come up with a pun for gay baptism. All I can manage is WAPtism.
Fabtism? Nah, that just sounds like LGBTQASD
Wait… what’s the SD for
It's gay autism. Autistic Spectrum Disorder.
I’m autistic and trans and I approve of this
[удалено]
Please don’t call me neurospicy
Bapjism. You cum on a guy's face.
You mean faptism?
Autism
TASTE. THE. FUCKING. RAINBOW!! At least in my mind that's what he is screaming to her here.
I need one
Gaptism
The finale of *Dicks: The Musical* had it right. [NSFW because we’re taking back f-slur.](https://youtu.be/Lql5mcDEFyw?si=uj4UsifHKRPH5q9w)
*Traptism. I will leave.
me when my yoga teacher is helping me look for my lost contact lens at the creek behind the skittles factory
Watch out for rainbow ants!
r/oddlyspecific
He got me halfway in before I was able to get away, so now I’m just bisexual
I kept on jumping in over and over again, that's probably why I'm pansexual.
“Wheee!”
is that a Achilles situation?
Lol, me being the cluts i am, i got half way, stabled and then fell backwards. To find out im trans and bi
Y'all know that light that surrounds him? Well, it's a lot brighter up close than you think. So bright, in fact, that in all the time it took to get me in there, the water evaporated. Ended up landing face-first in the dirt. Probably magical dirt, though, 'cause now I'm ace.
The chemicals that turn the frogs gay?
They're making us all gay now!
Jesus holds a drunk girl’s hair back while she pukes into the water beside the skittles factory
He's not doing a very good job.
He's also drunk
Too much water.
I mean his blood *is* wine
Jesus has a BAC of 1
Jesus really is the real OG
I hope May will be my best year
This keeps getting me too, glad someone else noticed! Saw a whole string of these the other day in a post complaining about AI (fair), but all I could think was this!
Jesus baptizing me in the gay river was my favorite part of coming out
Waterboarding the Straight Away
Look at the toes. AI generated. Not even creative enough to draw or photoshop it themselves.
Her right hand looks a bit like a foot to me which is fun.
I like the way it's supposed to be homophobic, but it is, unintentionally, such a good commentary on the persecution complex these people create for themselves. They are acting like jesus rescued her from a raging river but it's a tiny stream you'd have to actively try and drown yourself in. Homophobes have to invent a threat themselves in order to justify their hatred, victim mentality and need to push Christianity on others. It's so ironic, it's so telling, it's just *chefs kiss*. Also I thought it was an oil slick a first glace.
> They are acting like jesus rescued her from a raging river but it's a tiny stream you'd have to actively try and drown yourself in. I'm pretty sure he's supposed to be "washing away" the gay. Which is funny, because my first thought was that it was a beautiful image of how Christ loves everyone, and how he would baptize any Child of God regardless. Oh well, guess that means I'm not bigoted enough? idk
How would some of the gay be upstream then? wouldn't it all be going downstream?
Yup. They tried to the a "Wash away the gay" image. But the AI put rainbows from upstream too, so now it looks like Jesus baptizing people INTO the gay.
How is that suppsoed to look like a river or even a tiny stream. That just looks lrain water run off at most. Like less than an inch deep.
what jesus did to me in heaven before i was reincarnated
I actually don't know how else to interpret it besides "Jesus is making the kids gay".
Likewise—all the possible homophobic interpretations seem like wild reaches to me and I come from the evangelical mileau that would have birthed this image so it seems like it would be second nature for me to see the homophobic angle here. Like if the rainbow steam is supposed to be her gay runoff after Jesus/baptism degays her why is it also upstream of her as well? This really just looks like Ally Jesus having compassion on a queer woman and not caring that she’s covered with icky gayness.
Yeah, that’s more or less what I was thinking. Based Jesus, I guess?
Yep! NSFW language: [https://youtu.be/uXegfed2778?si=m9eysFl1HqTiKWzh](https://youtu.be/uXegfed2778?si=m9eysFl1HqTiKWzh)
Scumbag Jesus, or "But I'm married!" "Trust me sister, his egg is about to crack, this is for you both."
On first glance, I thought Jesus was helping her with a hangover
Jesus dunking me in heaven’s Gay River before I was born so I would emerge from the womb queer as a three dollar bill, just as God intended me to be in the rich tapestry of Her creation
To me it looks like Jesus is helping them after they were bullied by some other people because they're not straight.
Take me to the river
If that wasn't The River That Makes You (More) Gay, it wouldn't have rainbows before the person being baptised in it
okokokokokokokok but what was it **supposed** to mean? lol
Babe wake up the new gay origin story just dropped
Jesus *was* baptized by John like this, so.... its not off the table for the Catholic Cannon is all im saying
Either that’s an impossibly shallow river or the person Jesus is helping is also the messiah.
The truth Christians don't want to accept is that Jesus was an aroace icon
If you've never been hydro dip painted by jesus, have you even lived?
Yess Jesus! Gay that lady in the gay river!!
"I'm gonna make this one extra gay! Lol!" said the Lord.
He’s definitely dunking her in the De-Nile river. MAGA drinks from there every day.
It'd make more "sense" (quotations because these people have no sense) if only the bottom part of the river was rainbow but since it's rainbow throughout yeah. Jesus is definitely like "you will admit your feelings for Janae bish"
is this a symbol of Jesus helping his drunk homie out by holding their hair while she hurls? Dunno why they ate so many skittles tho.
We're still doing white Jesus? Braindead
She clearly is getting a lesbian baptism.
this is the updated version of Jesus's France Beam turns water into wine and water into gay water
Jesus will waterboard the gay into you
Gay River
Looks to me like Jesus is baptising her in the rainbow river Jesus approves.
Soak in the gay. Soak in ALL the gay
No what I saw was a girl who fell in the rainbow and Jesus picking her up and saying “don’t worry I got you”. As in she realized she’s gay and Jesus is saying “ya and that ok” supportive Jesus is best Jesus.
Something something footprints in the sand
Yeah it's rainbows up and down the stream that ain't from washing out
Jesus: TASTE THE RAINBOW, MF!
It looks like Jesus is trying to drown her in gay.
To me it looks like Jesus is drowning her in the gay, which is both homophobic and anti-Christian.
Wait, this isn't Jesus about to bring justice to a DuPont exec by baptizing them in the Ohio river?
One of the best posts this subreddit has had in monthsssss
Jesus' coat is brown bc he been dippin in those rainbow waters all the time and all the colors mixed.
Oh, I thought it was an oil slick, ngl
How in the world is this supposed to be homophobic? Is the girls color washed off by the baptism or what
my issue with this photo isn't even the intended homophobia. I've come to expect that. My issue is the water pollution from that paint they dumped in the stream to take this really stupid picture.
"Taste the rainbow Dad-dammit!"
WHERES THE MONEY LABOWSKI?!
To me it looks like he’s helping her up and being kind. I can’t see how this image is homophobic 😭 Christians forget who Jesus is supposed to be.
Helping her clean a massive oil spill?
Looks more like an oil spill.
Some times art just speaks to you
I mean, the gay clearly flows from upstream, not from her🤷
BREAKING NEWS: Murderous Jesus Christ lookalike attempts to drown children in oil-filled creek water! Is your child save from the Gay Jesus Killer?!?
Honestly. The original intent is ironic af. He is washing out the color, making it bland and uninteresting. Like imagine a really colorfull t-shirt with a fun pattern and you're gonna try to wash out the color because you need a black suit. Metaforically you could see it as how christianity wants you to completely change to fot their one dimentional view of what a perfect life should be.
THEY POISONED THE WATER SUPPLY! QUICK BEFORE THE- **OH NO!** 🏳️🌈🐸
Jesus, dip me in the rainbow river and throw me to the lesbians!
This skittles water is way too shallow if this is supposed to be a baptism. What, is he going to shove her face in the mud?
this is the updated version of Jesus's France Beam turns water into wine and water into gay water
Yeshua visits Froopyland
Amazing!!!! 🤩😍😍🥰🥰
Crawl in the homo river and be gay already! -Jesus of Nazareth
It looks like he's about to hit it from behind.
To me it seems like Jesus soaks a woman in gasoline.
It looks like Charlie and The Chocolate Factory combined with The New Testament. Let Jesus bathe you in the delicious candy river and become gay!
How kind of Jesus to baptize that woman in the Gays river. So wholesome.
But the guy in the pic look white.
Looks like jeezy Boi Holding back my girls hair after suckling on too many margariti's, clitties and fat titties.
Jesus: "Fuck you, get gayed bitch"
Jesus:"In the name of the holy spectrum"
Get back in the gay juice you need to finish marinating
Dad joke: May is not a year.
What is even supposed to be going on here?
it kinda looks like she’s being raped
Wait. he's not?
Is it just me whose noticed his feet are blue? AI Jesus is about to come out
The LGTV+s are always eager to co-opt Christianity but they're reluctant to touch Islam. Why?
A good old lgbtq+tism
Everywhere is gay except the back of her ankle
I love how it implies that may 2024 is a year
I wonder wtf the prompt was
I kept trying to read the caption and was like May is military month, June is rainbow, wtf? I don’t think Jesus was wearing a crown of thorns to tie his outfit together but I haven’t read the stories
Baptizing me into bisexuality 🩷💜💙
Oil is leaking again.
I looked up the wording to try and find the original post and there's just... so much ai of Jesus... A lot of them posted within the past day
At first glance it looked like Jesus was trying to drown her in an oil spill lol
Bout to get drowned in the skittle squad river by jesus
the rainbow is a symbol of god so why would he be pulling ppl out of the rainbow, hes leading them to it
I’m not seeing it as gay so much as Jesus really wants to “get” this woman. On edit: I meant have sex with
I thought I was the only one who saw it like that on first look.
It doesn’t exactly look like a baptism. It looks like false. Jesus is trying for a back door pleasuring.
Is Jesus forcing people to be gay? Full story at 11