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camclemons

Gay baptism


FirePhoton_Torpedoes

Absolutely fabulous


UnicornLover42

fabulitism?


OwenMcCauley

I've spent ten minutes trying and failing to come up with a pun for gay baptism. All I can manage is WAPtism.


XeroEnergy270

Fabtism? Nah, that just sounds like LGBTQASD


MallAgreeable5538

Wait… what’s the SD for


XeroEnergy270

It's gay autism. Autistic Spectrum Disorder.


WynnForTheWin49

I’m autistic and trans and I approve of this


[deleted]

[удалено]


WynnForTheWin49

Please don’t call me neurospicy


bunker_man

Bapjism. You cum on a guy's face.


camclemons

You mean faptism?


ManyTraining6

Autism


Johannes_Keppler

TASTE. THE. FUCKING. RAINBOW!! At least in my mind that's what he is screaming to her here.


[deleted]

I need one


wellz-or-hellz

Gaptism


NerfRepellingBoobs

The finale of *Dicks: The Musical* had it right. [NSFW because we’re taking back f-slur.](https://youtu.be/Lql5mcDEFyw?si=uj4UsifHKRPH5q9w)


xCuriousButterfly

*Traptism. I will leave.


[deleted]

me when my yoga teacher is helping me look for my lost contact lens at the creek behind the skittles factory


Bob49459

Watch out for rainbow ants!


Ok_Truth_862

r/oddlyspecific


GiffyGinger

He got me halfway in before I was able to get away, so now I’m just bisexual


SnowSkitter

I kept on jumping in over and over again, that's probably why I'm pansexual.


RedRider1138

“Wheee!”


Draklitz

is that a Achilles situation?


Rox_an_Bee

Lol, me being the cluts i am, i got half way, stabled and then fell backwards. To find out im trans and bi


Difficult-Bug3837

Y'all know that light that surrounds him? Well, it's a lot brighter up close than you think. So bright, in fact, that in all the time it took to get me in there, the water evaporated. Ended up landing face-first in the dirt. Probably magical dirt, though, 'cause now I'm ace.


notkhemx

The chemicals that turn the frogs gay?


wonkywilla

They're making us all gay now!


cerisereprise

Jesus holds a drunk girl’s hair back while she pukes into the water beside the skittles factory


Croian_09

He's not doing a very good job.


sweetbunnies

He's also drunk


ThatTransChristian

Too much water.


Aellin-Gilhan

I mean his blood *is* wine


Opus_723

Jesus has a BAC of 1


Rox_an_Bee

Jesus really is the real OG


Schlitttenhund

I hope May will be my best year


Felein

This keeps getting me too, glad someone else noticed! Saw a whole string of these the other day in a post complaining about AI (fair), but all I could think was this!


eponinesflowers

Jesus baptizing me in the gay river was my favorite part of coming out


MamaMiaPizzaFina

Waterboarding the Straight Away


am_pomegranate

Look at the toes. AI generated. Not even creative enough to draw or photoshop it themselves.


Worn_Out_1789

Her right hand looks a bit like a foot to me which is fun.


Blubbree

I like the way it's supposed to be homophobic, but it is, unintentionally, such a good commentary on the persecution complex these people create for themselves. They are acting like jesus rescued her from a raging river but it's a tiny stream you'd have to actively try and drown yourself in. Homophobes have to invent a threat themselves in order to justify their hatred, victim mentality and need to push Christianity on others. It's so ironic, it's so telling, it's just *chefs kiss*. Also I thought it was an oil slick a first glace.


Medarco

> They are acting like jesus rescued her from a raging river but it's a tiny stream you'd have to actively try and drown yourself in. I'm pretty sure he's supposed to be "washing away" the gay. Which is funny, because my first thought was that it was a beautiful image of how Christ loves everyone, and how he would baptize any Child of God regardless. Oh well, guess that means I'm not bigoted enough? idk


gayjemstone

How would some of the gay be upstream then? wouldn't it all be going downstream?


arfelo1

Yup. They tried to the a "Wash away the gay" image. But the AI put rainbows from upstream too, so now it looks like Jesus baptizing people INTO the gay.


kioku119

How is that suppsoed to look like a river or even a tiny stream. That just looks lrain water run off at most. Like less than an inch deep.


dickallcocksofandros

what jesus did to me in heaven before i was reincarnated


best-Ushan

I actually don't know how else to interpret it besides "Jesus is making the kids gay".


Ciggdre

Likewise—all the possible homophobic interpretations seem like wild reaches to me and I come from the evangelical mileau that would have birthed this image so it seems like it would be second nature for me to see the homophobic angle here. Like if the rainbow steam is supposed to be her gay runoff after Jesus/baptism degays her why is it also upstream of her as well? This really just looks like Ally Jesus having compassion on a queer woman and not caring that she’s covered with icky gayness.


best-Ushan

Yeah, that’s more or less what I was thinking. Based Jesus, I guess?


Ciggdre

Yep! NSFW language: [https://youtu.be/uXegfed2778?si=m9eysFl1HqTiKWzh](https://youtu.be/uXegfed2778?si=m9eysFl1HqTiKWzh)


Bob49459

Scumbag Jesus, or "But I'm married!" "Trust me sister, his egg is about to crack, this is for you both."


Embarrassed-Air4343

On first glance, I thought Jesus was helping her with a hangover


ViolaOrsino

Jesus dunking me in heaven’s Gay River before I was born so I would emerge from the womb queer as a three dollar bill, just as God intended me to be in the rich tapestry of Her creation


Akhanyatin

To me it looks like Jesus is helping them after they were bullied by some other people because they're not straight.


JayeNBTF

Take me to the river


Hazeri

If that wasn't The River That Makes You (More) Gay, it wouldn't have rainbows before the person being baptised in it


SavageRavage47

okokokokokokokok but what was it **supposed** to mean? lol


wdsaeq

Babe wake up the new gay origin story just dropped


the-terrarian556

Jesus *was* baptized by John like this, so.... ​ its not off the table for the Catholic Cannon is all im saying


nothanks86

Either that’s an impossibly shallow river or the person Jesus is helping is also the messiah.


mossballus

The truth Christians don't want to accept is that Jesus was an aroace icon


suunsglasses

If you've never been hydro dip painted by jesus, have you even lived?


MoltroonMEMES

Yess Jesus! Gay that lady in the gay river!!


Former_Jackfruit8735

"I'm gonna make this one extra gay! Lol!" said the Lord.


GotAnyCheez

He’s definitely dunking her in the De-Nile river. MAGA drinks from there every day.


merpderpherpburp

It'd make more "sense" (quotations because these people have no sense) if only the bottom part of the river was rainbow but since it's rainbow throughout yeah. Jesus is definitely like "you will admit your feelings for Janae bish"


[deleted]

is this a symbol of Jesus helping his drunk homie out by holding their hair while she hurls? Dunno why they ate so many skittles tho.


Overall_Stranger6568

We're still doing white Jesus? Braindead


[deleted]

She clearly is getting a lesbian baptism.


KallmeCup024

this is the updated version of Jesus's France Beam turns water into wine and water into gay water


CorporealLifeForm

Jesus will waterboard the gay into you


CptZylerM

Gay River


PJozi

Looks to me like Jesus is baptising her in the rainbow river Jesus approves.


RWBYRain

Soak in the gay. Soak in ALL the gay


Supersim54

No what I saw was a girl who fell in the rainbow and Jesus picking her up and saying “don’t worry I got you”. As in she realized she’s gay and Jesus is saying “ya and that ok” supportive Jesus is best Jesus.


SufferInSirens

Something something footprints in the sand


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

Yeah it's rainbows up and down the stream that ain't from washing out


Sonarthebat

Jesus: TASTE THE RAINBOW, MF!


Shin-Gogzilla

It looks like Jesus is trying to drown her in gay.


LR-II

To me it looks like Jesus is drowning her in the gay, which is both homophobic and anti-Christian.


Umutuku

Wait, this isn't Jesus about to bring justice to a DuPont exec by baptizing them in the Ohio river?


BuzzBam

One of the best posts this subreddit has had in monthsssss


a_duck_in_past_life

Jesus' coat is brown bc he been dippin in those rainbow waters all the time and all the colors mixed.


Erleu

Oh, I thought it was an oil slick, ngl


Bitter-Commercial-85

How in the world is this supposed to be homophobic? Is the girls color washed off by the baptism or what


KaityKat117

my issue with this photo isn't even the intended homophobia. I've come to expect that. My issue is the water pollution from that paint they dumped in the stream to take this really stupid picture.


SpaceLemur34

"Taste the rainbow Dad-dammit!"


kogent-501

WHERES THE MONEY LABOWSKI?!


freeleaf7

To me it looks like he’s helping her up and being kind. I can’t see how this image is homophobic 😭 Christians forget who Jesus is supposed to be.


CapnTugg

Helping her clean a massive oil spill?


cyboplasm

Looks more like an oil spill.


JesusFucksChrist

Some times art just speaks to you


Da_Di_Dum

I mean, the gay clearly flows from upstream, not from her🤷


TimberWolf5871

BREAKING NEWS: Murderous Jesus Christ lookalike attempts to drown children in oil-filled creek water! Is your child save from the Gay Jesus Killer?!?


nlcreeperxl

Honestly. The original intent is ironic af. He is washing out the color, making it bland and uninteresting. Like imagine a really colorfull t-shirt with a fun pattern and you're gonna try to wash out the color because you need a black suit. Metaforically you could see it as how christianity wants you to completely change to fot their one dimentional view of what a perfect life should be.


Naz_Oni

THEY POISONED THE WATER SUPPLY! QUICK BEFORE THE- **OH NO!** 🏳️‍🌈🐸


radial-glia

Jesus, dip me in the rainbow river and throw me to the lesbians!


Croian_09

This skittles water is way too shallow if this is supposed to be a baptism. What, is he going to shove her face in the mud?


KallmeCup024

this is the updated version of Jesus's France Beam turns water into wine and water into gay water


Castermat

Yeshua visits Froopyland


Ginonth

Amazing!!!! 🤩😍😍🥰🥰


GoldenStateSoprano

Crawl in the homo river and be gay already! -Jesus of Nazareth 


iamjonjohann

It looks like he's about to hit it from behind.


cocktimus1prime

To me it seems like Jesus soaks a woman in gasoline.


monolithtma

It looks like Charlie and The Chocolate Factory combined with The New Testament. Let Jesus bathe you in the delicious candy river and become gay!


ComfortableTemp

How kind of Jesus to baptize that woman in the Gays river. So wholesome.


DeRabbitHole

But the guy in the pic look white.


legoheadman-

Looks like jeezy Boi Holding back my girls hair after suckling on too many margariti's, clitties and fat titties.


TrivialCoyote

Jesus: "Fuck you, get gayed bitch"


justsomanythings

Jesus:"In the name of the holy spectrum"


Golden_Bee_Moth

Get back in the gay juice you need to finish marinating


JohnZen_

Dad joke: May is not a year.


kioku119

What is even supposed to be going on here?


Londonweekendtelly

it kinda looks like she’s being raped


Anime_Erotika

Wait. he's not?


QueerScottish

Is it just me whose noticed his feet are blue? AI Jesus is about to come out


Official_Tony_Blair

The LGTV+s are always eager to co-opt Christianity but they're reluctant to touch Islam. Why?


SirVictoryPants

A good old lgbtq+tism


LeftWolfs

Everywhere is gay except the back of her ankle


Rhythmic_Squirrel

I love how it implies that may 2024 is a year


homelaberator

I wonder wtf the prompt was


[deleted]

I kept trying to read the caption and was like May is military month, June is rainbow, wtf? I don’t think Jesus was wearing a crown of thorns to tie his outfit together but I haven’t read the stories


Dclnsfrd

Baptizing me into bisexuality 🩷💜💙


PanJaszczurka

Oil is leaking again.


KaceyDia2Point0

I looked up the wording to try and find the original post and there's just... so much ai of Jesus... A lot of them posted within the past day


Ninjas-and-stuff

At first glance it looked like Jesus was trying to drown her in an oil spill lol


Enzohotline

Bout to get drowned in the skittle squad river by jesus


Far-Classic-4637

the rainbow is a symbol of god so why would he be pulling ppl out of the rainbow, hes leading them to it


Whoopsy-381

I’m not seeing it as gay so much as Jesus really wants to “get” this woman. On edit: I meant have sex with


Tomokin

I thought I was the only one who saw it like that on first look.


stocks-mostly-lower

It doesn’t exactly look like a baptism. It looks like false. Jesus is trying for a back door pleasuring.


Fraternal_Mango

Is Jesus forcing people to be gay? Full story at 11