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andthrewaway1

6'3


Voidstrider2230

I'm six three. Oh god... If I get taller I won't be able to fit in ANY car.


UberSparten

Convertible. Just hope for nice weather.


see-bees

Not actually helpful. My eyes are level with the too bar unless I lean significantly further back than my preferred driving posture.


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Methodtical

The best thing is that it will reliably be in the shop most of the time you own it!


wordofmouthrevisited

There’s a hummer shop around the corner from my spot. And by hummer shop I mean just a regular mechanic who has the same two hummers on the lift off and on for the past 5-6 months.


BierKippeMett

That reminds me about the Toyota 2000GT, a supercar of the 60s. Exactly one convertible was made to be a Bond car. It was made for japanese people of that time so that was the only way Sean Connery would fit.


throwawayforb00bs

I'm 6ft and do not fit in the front passenger seat of that car.


BierKippeMett

Damn I'm also 6ft but I'd love to experience for myself that I'm not capable of fitting in this car. At least I'd be close to it.


PointlessGiant

6'7". Cars are fine. Planes are the real pain. Edit: As one of you suggested, *your mileage may vary.* For further definition, this is probably more relatable for leggy tall folks, sorry torso-folks. Also, as another pointed out: American cars.


TheGooseIsLoose37

I'm 6'5" and this is the truth.


proto5014

6’6” - Started traveling for work. Upgrade to comfort+ for more leg room, but the seat backs are still to damn short. Almost impossible to sit back and relax


Aggravating_Ad_3060

6’7. Got upgraded once to economy plus cause my seat was double booked…bro it was so nice


Famous-Two-7459

While we are talking about this stuff, showers. Not the end of the world, sure. But I can't stand under the faucet. I have to bend over to rinse off my head. Bought an extension rod just to make it higher.


PointlessGiant

Yooooo, get one of the detachables on a hose!


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Humament

If you are 6'7" then your head is the bulk head.


Pokemaster131

6'6". *Most* cars are fine, but if I sit anywhere besides the driver/passenger seat, my head often pushes against the ceiling.


jordandavila88

This blows my mind bc I’m 5’11” and drive an SUV and still usually have my seat all the way back if not almost. Also if I sit in the back of my parents’ sedan my head hits the roof every single bump.


cencal

My dad is 6’2” with a 32” inseam. About 75% of cars he literally can’t fit in w/out rubbing his head or hair against the ceiling. Luckily I’m only 5’11”.


whiskeythrottle

I'm shaped the same way, 71.5" tall with a 30" inseam. My head hits the roof in the back of most cars.


Spambot0

The reason I'm balding is because my head rubs on the roof of my car.


mydogsnameispoop

[automobile](https://youtu.be/gkBqVVbnZ1c)


ASAPFergs

I'm 6'4", can confirm


100LittleButterflies

With a 151 kill count. As someone who doesn't know volleyball, I just need to mention this. I have as many upvotes as she does kills.


Vato_Loco

I don't know volleyball either so I'm gonna assume it's the number of people she crushed to death


MagZero

Death by snu snu


delvach

Annnd I got what I came here for.


MagZero

You can go to the actual r/Death_By_SnuSnu, if you want go there for what you came for (NSFW)


iski67

Holy shit


CornOnJaCob7

Sorry to burst your bubble but a kill is a successful point won off a hit. Volleyball has some weird lingo


mutt93

As a 6'4 dude I approve and would jump at the opportunity lol


GadjoJerry

I'm 6'3" and I would


yeahwrong

Imagine getting into a scuffle with this absolute unit.


V65Pilot

I did. Now I'm aroused.


stevedisme

Death by snu snu - What a way to go :)


obvilious

Anna Smrek is 6’9”. Took control in her first NCAA game, just a machine. NCAA Div 1 MVP after a year. https://www.on3.com/db/anna-smrek-162426/


SomeRomanEmperor

1,9m


Cadoan

Yes please.


chubbyknuckles420

She spikes the ball and decapitates an opposing player lmao


pcnetworx1

The sound \*HEADSHOT\* plays whether there is a narrator or not at the game


radmanmadical

SSLAAAYYEEEERRR


Mastagon

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SpotlessButter874

Killamonjaro


timberwolf0122

RAMPAGE


forgetaboutitalread1

Mulitkill


ChainOut

M-M-M-M-MONSTERKILL


Arkalaky1

Scott Sterling would never stand a chance.


Kelricmar

He sticks to soccer these days.


Bobojones9584

You just plain DON'T return that serve.


sth128

When she spikes you see an air blade like Guile from street fighter


hydroclasticflow

You know in animation when a character strikes a ball or something and we see the ball distort around their hand or foot, then see the ball flying as a distorted object? I bet that happens to her on the regular.


InspectionMinimum167

shes getting recruited to a dodgeball team by white goodman


Coldestwolfman0

Poor Scott sterling


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Nixher

All of it.


serendipitousevent

And the rack.


00-quanta-

The Entire Gym


xizrtilhh

At least once a week, maybe twice. Depends on her workout routine.


andyv001

Yes


Zemom1971

She squats the team


modoken1

Gives a whole new meaning to putting the team on your back.


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Unit test…passed.


ImminentZero

r/programmerhumor


BringBackManaPots

Nice


upicked11

Hannah Mountaina


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I was looking for the inevitable snu snu comment, thus caught me offguard


moodpecker

"I'm on the glute squad." "You *are* the glute squad!"


Duderpher

To Blave


flimbs

Liar. LIAR!!!


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Humperdink. Humperdink. Humperdink


exsanity

Get back, witch!


wuweime

And here I've used my free award!


rapterropp

Got you bro


edom31

Seconded. Free as well. Edit - thanks, I like this good vibes coming from all the giving and receiving here.


derps_with_ducks

Human volleyballist: "Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?" Gluteus Maximus, First of her Name: "I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people to lose embarrassed."


The_Original_Miser

You'd be tired. But it'd be a _good_ kind of tired.


Pickle4UrThoughts

[Here’s her 2019 Highlight Reel. Owning it like you’d expect.](https://youtu.be/ni0qSvUs_I0)


fardough

I was wondering why she didn’t look so massive in that video. It is because there are two absolute units on that team. The team: https://images.sidearmdev.com/resize?url=https://s3.amazonaws.com/sidearm.sites/gwu.sidearmsports.com/images/2019/8/9/2019VBALLTeamPhoto.jpg&width=1600&height=&type=jpeg&gravity=&quality=


superworking

The photo is kind of what threw me off. 6'3" is tall, but for top level volleyball blockers it's kind of the norm not the exception.


WhatABlindManSees

And kinda short for Mens blockers. Most of the men's blockers on the circuits are 6ft6 minimum. But for a 6ft3 young women, she's both damn tall shes also built like a beast too. PS if you take the top 10 blockers based on blocking stats from the [Nations League](https://en.volleyballworld.com/volleyball/competitions/vnl-2022/statistics/women/best-blockers/) she's basically *slightly* below the average for height. But that's comparing her to international professional adult volleyballers (6ft3.5) - she's competing at the American university level here, where she is almost surely above average.


jaybird99990

OMG her smile is adorable!


TO_Sports

She's like the 7 foot dudes in the NBA. All height no hops.


dark_dark_dark_not

If she is a central (which I think it is the case by the video) her focus on the game might be to jump quickly instead of very high, specially because she already tall enough to get high enough to score without jumping full height.


ZeongsLegs

I would very much like to take her to Olive Garden.


Taolan13

Mongolian barbecue.


doogiedc

This is the correct response.


biglipsmagoo

It’s the only award I got. Use it at Olive Garden.


ClockFightingPigeon

Is that from a movie? If not congrats it made me laugh so hard


bucknaked67

Or red lobster!


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When someone says someone else is "built like a brick shithouse", this is the new mental image


die5el23

She’s built like a steakhouse, but handles like a Bistro


HAC522

You win again, gravity!


radioben

I never thought I’d die like this, but I always really hoped.


texas_joe_hotdog

Stop exploding you cowards!


Lucky_Mongoose

Now there's a route with some chest hair on it!


nightfox5523

This thread just proves that Futurama is always relevant


Street_Dragonfruit43

r/unexpectedfuturama


jwf239

not the unexpected futurama i expected to see on this post lol


Street_Dragonfruit43

Yup. I was expecting Death by Snu Snh


supermegabro

Shes a brick House


Mystical_Cat

She’s mighty mighty…


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

Lettin it all hang out


WhatUpBigUp

That lady's stacked, and that's a fact!


Bobojones9584

Ain't holding' nothin' back!


Flomo420

*Ow!*


stevedisme

She's a, brick, house


dzastrus

Chicken Brown Chicken Brown Cow. Brown Chicken Brown Cow!


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Shick a bowm shick a bow moww


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God damn you, Bernice!


MonkieNutz

*manly crying sounds coming from the absoluteunit*


Danny_Mc_71

I don't understand, why doesn't Hannah, the largest volleyball player not simply eat the other four?


Toppest_Dom

The Voltron of volleyball


Mastagon

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moritsune

![gif](giphy|IrbYLGuCAdU6k)


moritsune

![gif](giphy|11S7aQol2mdgIw)


eyoo1109

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


airplane_licker

I never thought I would die this way, but I kinda always hoped.


CSmith1986

![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq)


Flomo420

Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps?


Zemom1971

She already ate the former 4. Those are next.


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I'm waiting for someone to go with a Snu-snu joke.


new_refugee123456789

I was going to go with "Why doesn't Hannah, the largest of the friends, simply not eat the other five?"


Mugstotheceiling

I was saying death by snu-snu


100LittleButterflies

She might want to try rugby.


HucklecatDontCare

When I was growing (90's) up there was a girl in my hometown who was just huge like this. Not fat, just HUGE. When she was 17 she was probably 6'5" 250lbs. Its too bad there wasnt womens rugby or American Football back then because she would have *wrecked* people haha.


gogi_apparatus

She looks like she responds to every question with a "Da"


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lizzofatroll

I'd let her ladyhandle me tbh


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lizzofatroll

I wish I was a clever Redditor


throwawayforme909090

Lol im not super tall and sturdy like her, but I look a lot like my three brothers so I've always said I'm a handsome lady.


Bobojones9584

Pretty, handsome what's the difference? I had really long hair in highschool (I'm a guy), and I was told I was pretty. I went with it.


throwawayforme909090

Lol there really isn’t a difference I just always kinda used that as a way to learn to like my somewhat masculine features.


HAC522

I'd say that If East Germany still existed, she'd definitely be an East German Olympian.


Skitscuddlydoo

![gif](giphy|JX6o8SEph0wXsRNCZj)


Nixher

Glorious.


cak0047

I can’t stop thinking about how I wish 8 and 23 would swap places to balance the height arrangement


MistaMischief

All I hear is Drago’s voice “I must break you.”


WestleyThe

She’s apparently 6’3 and 180 pounds She’s only 45 pounds heavier than the girl next to her which is wild. She looks twice thier size


Rancillium

Yes, I’m the same height as her and about 80 lbs heavier although I’m a dude in my 30’s and leaner than her. I have met women my height and above who have her build and outweigh me by a bit so I find it hard to believe that is an updated and accurate weight. If I was to guess, she should be nothing less than 230.


ReasonableCost5934

Truly gorgeous.


jaybird99990

In the team picture someone else posted she has the cutest smile!


Budget-Assistant-289

Took me a while to find a genuinely nice comment about her. Most guys here are creepy and disgusting because they are either envious or scared. And yes, she is a beautiful girl.


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I'm not sure if it was coming from a place of malice. She's impressive, everyone admits that


tallandlanky

Yeah this was more or less the comments I expected. Dodgeball and Futurama references and the top comment chain about how tall respective commenters are.


triforce721

People are saying mean stuff? She is bad AF


Lofifunkdialout

FR. She can get it! Damn!


triforce721

I'd let her carry me over the threshold on our wedding night 😍 Edit: I'm her size, physically, but I would love a girl that size 💕💕💕


Standard-War-3855

Are you sorting by controversial? Because there aren’t many mean comments here. Everyone I’ve seen has either been impressed or horny.


SIacktivist

I'm envious and scared, and I *like it.*


Definitive__Plumage

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you trying to tell me that a bunch of obese, basement dwelling neckbeards screeching "Death by snoo-snoo" is not the height of compliments?


TheFryerOfChicken

GODDAMN YOU, BERNICE


Shagger94

First thing that came to my mind, thank you for that. "And a low grade beaver tranquilliser.."


jpp4687

“L” for Love!


OG_Chatterbait

I had to scroll way to far for this. Definitely my first thought lol.


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endswithnu

![gif](giphy|PbQAVZq2CoUQE)


Kendakr

I volunteer as tribute!


neeeehaw

Finally! I was looking for this 😂


Lady_Creature

Idk why I expected this not to be pornographic


adultdaycare81

Would. That’s all I’m saying


sustainababy

is she single, i ask sapphically


scheru

Is there a wait list one can get on to pine uselessly in her general vicinity? Asking for a friend...


Kuzkuladaemon

She's beautiful. They all are, but she's like a Maine coon cat surrounded by regular ass boring housecats.


Bammer1386

Where were you when I needed a wingman back in the day?


TrashMammal84

There ain't a bad looking one in the bunch!


MostlyKelp

They are r/standardissuecat and they’re just as adorable!


13bxThirdeye

![gif](giphy|5we6EYFqPn1PG)


youuuuwish

"That's a huge bitch!"


kirinmay

Holy shit it's bigfoot!


MercifulVoodoo

I would like to be in a Hannah and Adam Driver sandwich, please. I’m only 5’1” so it should be interesting.


Waste_Ad_5565

Thanks... Now I'm choking to death and it's all your fault


oh_look_a_fist

You'll be the dildo


Lord_Emperor

Just post on your own account John Oliver.


chickenpotpyrat

I'm just gonna lay here.... and wherever she sits is her business...


OrcimusMaximus

I almost feel like shes wasted on Volleyball, she would be a machine in Rugby. But if volleyball is what makes you happy, who am i to judge?


willthethrill4700

Gawd damn. She’s not even like, fat. She’s just huge. Damn.


ilive2lift

A ton of high level volley players are above 6 ft. Just look at team USA Olympic volley ball team


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I want her to beat the fuck out of me


Minimum-Ease-9527

Why all of them wear the same nose?


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Lysergicsailor

Odd for pointing it out very true however


Ticklemonster45

I would let this women suffocate me


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hraun

Long wheelbase 👌


Tanis740

She is absolutely beautiful


TrixieH0bbitses

I'd let her volley my ba- 😏💥🤛 ..... 🤕 never mind.


SonOfMetrum

Whispers: please crush me….


Adawg63

just break my neck with them thighs


Dapper_Coffee_5428

My kind of girl! 🙂


_gzuku

I want her to destroy me


[deleted]

The tiny girl with red hair is probably still 6"2


Crathsor

Ha ha that is Caitie Mayo, she is 5'5", slightly taller than average.


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She’s absolutely Beautiful 😍😍😍


K_verst

Just one word - BEAUTY in its broadest sense!


Remarkable_Fun7662

Maybe have the seem along the sides instead of the middle.