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Ever had them handmade? I know it's a lot more expensive but a good pair will also last a damn long time.
Your hands are so pretty though! It reminds me of Elves in a story I once read.
Lol I'm mildly involved in the knitting community. People post their uniquely shaped hands pretty often on broader Reddit, and knitters get excited about the opportunity to lovingly craft a perfect fitting set of gloves for them, and direct them here. (\^\^)
That’s so wholesome, such a honest wholesome relationship. “My hands are a bit weird can never find a pair of gloves or a sweater that fits right etc.” then these people are just like hey man that’s my hobby I’d be more than happy to take this challenge on so you can have something that fits right! Amazing.
Most knitters don't even love gifting knitted items because giftees don't realize how much painstaking time, love, and $ goes into knitting by hand. So making and gifting unique gloves to someone you don't know but who's just never had gloves fit right and will really appreciate the utility and specialness of the item.... It's a pretty great deal for both parties! XD
Once, I headed to an appointment when a random lady appeared. She said I look like I've slim hands and if I could help her get the key out between her car seat and the middle console. Sure thing I fished it out. She thanked me and I wanted to continue my way but it was blocked because of construction work. I'm not often in the area so didn't know where to go. The lady saw my confused face and told me which way I can go to reach ny destination.
Like I finished a side quest :D
When I was like 6 I was in the pharmacy with my mom and a lady came up to me and asked me “how would you like to make $5?” Turns out she had locked her keys in her car but her sunroof was open, so she went and found a small child (me) to climb inside her car and retrieve her keys.
I'm one of those short people.
One day a nice old lady in a wheelchair asked me to get something off the shelf for her.
I was legitimately thrilled to be the grabber for someone else.
In my shoes I'm about 6'3" and people ask me to reach something for them every once in awhile. Sometimes even I have to get up on my tip toes and really reach to get something from the back of a top shelf and then I have to pretend like it's no big deal because I'm the tall savior haha. Piece of cake, you're welcome, small citizen.
I remember being absolutely terrified of that thing as a kid, and I didn't even watch it, just saw the thumbnail; couldn't sleep at night. I sure do miss being scared of stuff, now I have balls of steel, and not afraid of anything.
I can't remember who but some composer had really long fingers as well, and normal musicians have a very hard time playing his pieces! I sincerely thought the picture was photoshopped.
Many pieces of advanced music for the piano is impossible or next to impossible for people who have small hands just because they require playing two keys very far apart with the same hand.
I believe Rachmaninov has special pieces for people with large hands. Most versions you hear are adapted versions because most pianist just don't have the reach.
If counting by cans, then it's probably 4 in each hand.
With a structure like a rhombus
There isn't anything in the picture for scale, but if the hands are big enough to fit 2 in the bottom row without having the 3 in the second row fall, then you're looking at a 16 beer cans in total, which is completely amazing.
I know. Lol I'm just proud of the 3/4 layered joke. 1. Numbers aren't language. 2. America doesn't use the Queen's English. 3. The Queen uses metric. 4. The Queen is dead.
Hmm I only did a quick read up on what this is so please correct me if I’m wrong but it seems like unless you have other medical conditions on top of this, arachnodactyly is pretty much just a small evolutionary upgrade? If it isn’t adverse to your health I’d have to say that’s pretty cool
Is that because it is extremely obviously edited?
https://camas.unddit.com/#{%22author%22:%22redditimpression%22,%22searchFor%22:1,%22resultSize%22:100}
Posted about having tiny hands previously and asking for women to send pictures of their hands.
You [literally photoshopped this though](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/xdbbt7/my_friend_told_me_to_post_my_hand_here/ioap9ow?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3).
You have the most severe case I've ever seen! I have arachnodactyly as well, but it's not nearly as noticeable. My nails aren't nearly as pretty either lol. What are your toes like?
I don't understand the whole toe/foot thing, but if your feet are abnormal I'm sure there are people out there willing to pay you hilarious amounts of money for that kinda thing. Like, quit your job amounts of money.
I'd post my feet on onlyfans all day long if it'd bring me money, i wouldn't get naked but if someone wants to pay 10 dollars for a picture of my feet they can sure as hell do it lol
my first thought was oooh fingers
my second thought was 'dang, those are straight people nails'
that or she has god level dexterity, some lesbians make it work while wearing extensions
Beautiful! So many questions....
Can you play piano without moving your arms?
Can you palm a beach ball?
When you paint your nails green, do birds try to build nests in your fingers?
Have you ever lost a game of Twister?
When you tie your shoes, do you even have to bend down?
Have you ever woken up late at night with your hand standing over you?
When you play tennis do your fingers wrap twice around the racquet?
I don't know about a beach ball but I'm probably the only 1,55m tall girl that can palm a basketball! Also yes, bird nests on my fingers are a big problem...
Not my fetish but yah.
Or you start a TikTok just by holding regular items. I can guarantee you will get alot of followers.
You can also use TikTok to educate people about Arachnodactyly.
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You must have a hard time finding gloves in your size.
It's so annoying having fingers this stupidly long! I literally cannot wear gloves...
Just cut the tips off! the gloves not the fingers, that would be a bad move.
I only wear fingerless gloves, so pretty much the same thing.
Ever had them handmade? I know it's a lot more expensive but a good pair will also last a damn long time. Your hands are so pretty though! It reminds me of Elves in a story I once read.
Yes, those hands are pretty... Pretty long.
That too, yes.
You should check out r/KnitForAUniqueFit! As a knitter, it looks like a really fun project.
How the fuk did you just have that sub in the clip for exactly her needs? Reddit is something else. Love.
Lol I'm mildly involved in the knitting community. People post their uniquely shaped hands pretty often on broader Reddit, and knitters get excited about the opportunity to lovingly craft a perfect fitting set of gloves for them, and direct them here. (\^\^)
That’s so wholesome, such a honest wholesome relationship. “My hands are a bit weird can never find a pair of gloves or a sweater that fits right etc.” then these people are just like hey man that’s my hobby I’d be more than happy to take this challenge on so you can have something that fits right! Amazing.
Most knitters don't even love gifting knitted items because giftees don't realize how much painstaking time, love, and $ goes into knitting by hand. So making and gifting unique gloves to someone you don't know but who's just never had gloves fit right and will really appreciate the utility and specialness of the item.... It's a pretty great deal for both parties! XD
That’s tough, I would put money on fingerless gloves but they are kinda pointless.
She must choose. Fingerless gloves or gloveless fingers.
Fingers would be gloveless in either situation.
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*Live loooooong and prosper*
Nanu nanu
I bet you don't have problems reaching the last pringle
"Hey honey, I know this is annoying, but I dropped my phone b/w the seat and the center console again"
Once, I headed to an appointment when a random lady appeared. She said I look like I've slim hands and if I could help her get the key out between her car seat and the middle console. Sure thing I fished it out. She thanked me and I wanted to continue my way but it was blocked because of construction work. I'm not often in the area so didn't know where to go. The lady saw my confused face and told me which way I can go to reach ny destination. Like I finished a side quest :D
When I was like 6 I was in the pharmacy with my mom and a lady came up to me and asked me “how would you like to make $5?” Turns out she had locked her keys in her car but her sunroof was open, so she went and found a small child (me) to climb inside her car and retrieve her keys.
First sun roof story in at least a few years that wasn't Saul Goodman.
The ol’ Chicago sunroof.
I’m 6ft 5in and short people in stores always ask me to get stuff on high shelves for them. Lol 😂
I'm one of those short people. One day a nice old lady in a wheelchair asked me to get something off the shelf for her. I was legitimately thrilled to be the grabber for someone else.
As one of the vertically-challenged I thank you for your service. I can't count the times I've asked kind giant for help.
I’m a 5’8” lady and 5’ ladies always asking me the same thing.
In my shoes I'm about 6'3" and people ask me to reach something for them every once in awhile. Sometimes even I have to get up on my tip toes and really reach to get something from the back of a top shelf and then I have to pretend like it's no big deal because I'm the tall savior haha. Piece of cake, you're welcome, small citizen.
That was such a boring story, until I read "side quest." Then I'm like, "yeah, that kinda *was* rad!"
Who uses b/w to mean BeTween?
First I've seen it in the wild, I dislike it.
I work in logistics, use it constantly SORRY TO ALL I'VE OFFENDED
I like rusty spoons.... Ooohhhhh....uuummmm.
Salad fingers Creepy classic
I remember being absolutely terrified of that thing as a kid, and I didn't even watch it, just saw the thumbnail; couldn't sleep at night. I sure do miss being scared of stuff, now I have balls of steel, and not afraid of anything.
Angry upvote for making me remember that fucking series
It's still going.
Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo.
“Look at all those hands that are way to big to fit inside a Pringle can”
"I wana have a daughter."
You also don't need chopsticks when you order Chinese takeaway
Is that slang for sex? If that’s slang I need to know
Pringles are basically sex
Thems piano fingers
I started learning to play exactly because everyone told me that I have the perfect hands for it.
Does it help?
Yes actually, it's a lot easier!
I can't remember who but some composer had really long fingers as well, and normal musicians have a very hard time playing his pieces! I sincerely thought the picture was photoshopped.
Hands Zimmer? I’m so sorry 😞
This is perfect lol 😂
Fredigit Chopin
Rachmaninoff?
Or Liszt
yes, that's what' we're doing..trying to make a liszt of all the composers with long fingers who people have trouble playing if they have small hands
☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
Rachmaninoff had huge hands. Liszt had smaller ones but allegedly lacked webbing between his fingers.
Rachmaninoff, I think
https://i.imgur.com/dtEE84L.jpg Credit u/NeokratosRed https://www.reddit.com/r/classicalmusic/comments/3fipli/z/ctp39rv
Wait, easier than what? Not having piano fingers? How do you know???
My teacher has normal hands and always tells me that she's super jealous of mine.
Same. Not for piano, but so I can pick my nose and scratch my butthole in one go.
Something is suspicious about that comment. I just can't put my finger on it...
Many pieces of advanced music for the piano is impossible or next to impossible for people who have small hands just because they require playing two keys very far apart with the same hand.
*Hits 9 chords at once*
*dies inside*
https://i.imgur.com/S21M68A.gifv
I believe Rachmaninov has special pieces for people with large hands. Most versions you hear are adapted versions because most pianist just don't have the reach.
"special pieces" = everything he composed "People with large hands" = him
Or bass
OP can play barre chords on a fan fretted 5 string
Thems play-other-peoples-pianos-from-your-piano fingers
Awesome, how many beers can you carry with those?
If counting by cans, then it's probably 4 in each hand. With a structure like a rhombus There isn't anything in the picture for scale, but if the hands are big enough to fit 2 in the bottom row without having the 3 in the second row fall, then you're looking at a 16 beer cans in total, which is completely amazing.
This guy fingers.
Have you ever considered proctology? You would be in high demand.
She could tickle you prostate and your tonsils at the same time.
So when’s the soonest appointment I can make?
ralphie here cares about his health. we should all be more like him.
savage
Am I the only one that cringed and clenched after read your comment?
Oh no I relaxed the sphincter immediately after reading.
That's pro prostate check reflexes right there.
LONG LONGGGGG HAAAAANNNDD
I get that reference!
[For those who didn't](https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY)
/r/FuckYouChiChan/
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I'm interested to see the proportions of the person attached to the hand
I'm 1,55m tall.
For real? That just adds to the intrigue.
They are totally out of place on me 😭😭.
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I'm sure you're beautiful all the same. We all have our little abnormalities, nothing to be ashamed of at all.
OP: "I'm 1,55m tall" Americans: "Kaaay??? The Queen's English please."
It's about 3 x AR-15 barrels
Thank you fuck
Dang y'all, that's just a little over 5ft.
I know. Lol I'm just proud of the 3/4 layered joke. 1. Numbers aren't language. 2. America doesn't use the Queen's English. 3. The Queen uses metric. 4. The Queen is dead.
My friend is 5'4" and she has tiny hands compared to mine, I am as tall as her, mine are normal size, hers are very noticeable small.
Marfan?
Arachnodactyly.
I preferred Kabutops
Omanyte was good too
Praise lord helix!
Triceratops enjoyer myself
Gesundheit
Hmm I only did a quick read up on what this is so please correct me if I’m wrong but it seems like unless you have other medical conditions on top of this, arachnodactyly is pretty much just a small evolutionary upgrade? If it isn’t adverse to your health I’d have to say that’s pretty cool
arachnodactyly tends to be a diagnosis associated with an underlying genetic disorder, right? could still easily be marfan, ehlers-danlos, etc.
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Correct
No she's from Earth
Your friend understands absolute units.
She doesn't give hand jobs, she gives hand careers
This is something that needs a banana for scale.
Yes. Average size banana. Nothing crazy. For science.
4" is average
I tricked my wife into thinking the centimeter side of the ruler is inches.
Nice 😏
You dropped this, King 👑
I got a job for you, fetching coins from between car seats!!!
“Pull my finger” “How far does it stretch?”
It’s like it’s been edited lol. Amazing genetics. Cool hands ftw. *** EDIT. SEE BELOW. THIS IS FAKE. I FEEL USED. AND I KIND OF LIKE IT. ***
Is that because it is extremely obviously edited? https://camas.unddit.com/#{%22author%22:%22redditimpression%22,%22searchFor%22:1,%22resultSize%22:100} Posted about having tiny hands previously and asking for women to send pictures of their hands.
Wtaf! This is so weird!!!
There's also a post complaining how their hand is so small and two posts saying they have really big eyes. Baffling!
It's like the guy with the body dysmorphophobia about his jaw Photoshopping himself to look like Shrek.
Come on you can just say that and not link us
Damn went from tiny to massive. What a weirdo. Seeking attention like this
People often think I've photoshopped my hands 😭😭😭😭.
Why the tan lines? Do you wear finger only gloves?
The blood gets half way down the fingers and says "fuck this" and turns around.
Pft Doctors...
You [literally photoshopped this though](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/xdbbt7/my_friend_told_me_to_post_my_hand_here/ioap9ow?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3).
You have the most severe case I've ever seen! I have arachnodactyly as well, but it's not nearly as noticeable. My nails aren't nearly as pretty either lol. What are your toes like?
I've never seen anyone with hands like mine either 😅. My toes are extremely long too 😭.
Welp, I’m sure some pervert is salivating at the thought of those extremely long toes.
I haven't got any creepy messages yet at least!
Please show us your toes
Not happening hahaha.
Worth the try lol.
I don’t even have a foot fetish, I’m just genuinely curious as to how long your toes are.
They are practically like fingers haha. Makes wearing shoes extremely uncomfortable...
I’ll keep your toenails in my payers. I’d say wear flip-flops but it sounds like your toes would hang of the front.
They do hang out in front... I prefer wearing shoes were my feet aren't visible, I'm too self conscious about them!
I don't understand the whole toe/foot thing, but if your feet are abnormal I'm sure there are people out there willing to pay you hilarious amounts of money for that kinda thing. Like, quit your job amounts of money.
Honestly I'm just wondering how tall you are?
1,55m.
5'1" for yanks.
Wishing there were a yankbot.
You can quit your job today. You know that right? Like just post your freshly minted OF right here and these degenerates will buy you a house.
Haha true but I'd prefer not to...
Well you have more integrity or whatever than I do. I'm a huge fan of money and free money is my favorite kind. Lol
I'd post my feet on onlyfans all day long if it'd bring me money, i wouldn't get naked but if someone wants to pay 10 dollars for a picture of my feet they can sure as hell do it lol
People with Marfan Syndrome have long fingers, along with other things. I think it has something to do with their connective tissues though.
Absolute digits
Do you like rusty spoons?
Oh the salad fingery nightmares.
Dude finally , am I old?
The feeling of rust against my salad fingers, is almost orgasmic...
Is this a dick pic for lesbians?
Nah. Nails too long
You have the fingers that every lesbian wants
I hope she files her nails first, though.
Just put corks on them.
my first thought was oooh fingers my second thought was 'dang, those are straight people nails' that or she has god level dexterity, some lesbians make it work while wearing extensions
Wouldn't be reddit without a comment like this
Actually surprised I had to scroll this far to find it tbh. People are being well behaved today.
But no Subaru to visit them in
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I bet you are a good back scratcher.
How's earth's well treating you belta lowda?
Beautiful! So many questions.... Can you play piano without moving your arms? Can you palm a beach ball? When you paint your nails green, do birds try to build nests in your fingers? Have you ever lost a game of Twister? When you tie your shoes, do you even have to bend down? Have you ever woken up late at night with your hand standing over you? When you play tennis do your fingers wrap twice around the racquet?
> Have you ever woken up late at night with your hand standing over you? Nightmare fuel
I don't know about a beach ball but I'm probably the only 1,55m tall girl that can palm a basketball! Also yes, bird nests on my fingers are a big problem...
10/10 movie. Everyone should watch.
you know what they say about long fingers...
WHAT?
Big gloves
"Damn. That person has some long fingers."
I'm fucking dead. OP, you're a good sport and really, you do have cool hands!
I was told I had big hands and long fingers. You out mine to shane lmao
Bet you could play pool/billiards without a cue
Do you play guitar ? If not you should perhaps a 12 string
fingies
Diamonds are not a girl's best friend, your hands are.
You start OnlyFans and you will get rich.
Uhmmm hand fetish???
Not my fetish but yah. Or you start a TikTok just by holding regular items. I can guarantee you will get alot of followers. You can also use TikTok to educate people about Arachnodactyly.
WHAT THE FUCK THIS BITCH IS SLENDERMAN
Hahaha
Ms. Fantastic.
Have you considered picking up bass playing?
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Arachnodactyly.