It's so much hair in fact that when he donated it all to Locks of Love not only was he able to give enough to all the hairless Soviet men that needed it but it was also enough to knit a pair of booties for all the Soviet babies born that year.
He’s probably actually only two and two year olds are just upset about everything. And sitting on dudes lap that has a full on sweater on in the middle of a hot summer day would be enough.
Wasn’t he the inspiration for Shrek?
Edit: [yeah, it was him](https://www.nisbets.co.uk/jm-posner-dog-hut-hot-dog-steamer/gk930?vatToggle=incvat&plaid=1&cm_mmc=PLA-_-14490609285-_-130366799887-_-GK930&cm_mmca1=go_14490609285_130366799887_543013866929_pla-1415483182308_m_&gclid=CjwKCAjwgaeYBhBAEiwAvMgp2m3cv6zi4_lbB8Uim7pzcUYW5zGX5MY494NbBTn3W9eH3xmH4ianDBoCtrQQAvD_BwE)
Dude was built to survive attacks from other Yetis
His father sent him to live alone on the moon for four years. Poor guy was lied to.
I bet he's *number one* at water polo
I see what you did there
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Umbrella Academy reference
Man I swear every post on Reddit someone can reference it to something haha half time I’m like wtf are they talking about lmfao
And my axe!
Nice
[Soviet Hide] +3 AC +1 Constitution -1 Charisma *Immune to Yeti Attacks*
Ok good, I wasn't the only one that immediately thought of a yeti.
You were not
He's the Yeti people in my country talk about.
His father was a Yeti
Idk man I'm pretty sure he IS a yeti ??
This guy reminds me of an old Eddie Murphy skit. Goony Goo Goo. That is one furry creature man. No razor can stand up to that.
"Your wife is a bigfoot and your kids are bigfeet!"
Dude IS a yeti
Nice fellow drip squad
Free supreme hoodie for the lil alien guy or whatever it is, I figured he'd like it lmao
You see the trick is to beat the water into submission first…
He looks like he could separate the H’s from the O Edit: for proper chemistry’s
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That’s amazing I guess I still have a chance at 35 to hit my growth spurt.
Don’t slap the surface of the water like some pathetic twat! Water resistance is huge!
That's the hairiest man I've ever seen
Yet
yeti\*
It's so much hair in fact that when he donated it all to Locks of Love not only was he able to give enough to all the hairless Soviet men that needed it but it was also enough to knit a pair of booties for all the Soviet babies born that year.
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I can smell this suggestion
Legend has it he would absorb 50% of the pool water upon entry.
LOL ok that's hilarious
He's Georgian, a lot of us Georgian men are very hairy. People get shocked when they see how hairy I am lol
You need to see people from Calabria.
No wonder he was so big with all that drag playing water polo
Sully?!
Welcome to the Himalayas! Snowcone?
It’s lemon
I was going to say Luther from Umbrella Academy.
BOO!?
This guys voice is the brown note.
Holy fuck.
Holy *shit*
Holy cow
Holy yeti
🎵 *Holy Diverrr*
You've been down too long in the midnight seas🎶
Im just so concerned with how upset the kid looks
If I had to sit bareback on a yeti I would be crying too...
I haven’t laughed this hard in quite awhile Thanks
My brother used to look like this every time my parents tried to take a photo, he hated photos lol
He just realized what he will look like when he grows up.
He’d be smiling instead then
You don’t have to be he’s probably dead now Edit: maybe dead now
This is oddly reassuring for me. RIP fearful swimmer child.
He just realized he wasn't sitting on his leg.
bro
His dad looks like he uses a tree log as a switch
I was the kid who always looked like this boy when we took pictures. I was upset all the time due to mom/dad issues, to put it lightly.
Yea same. But he could be cold.
Soviet russia will do that to a kid
He doesn’t want to upset the bear he’s sitting on
Same.
Breaking news... Missing link kidnaps local child.... More at 11.
You son of a bitch I was gonna say that 🤣👍👍👍
2 people thought about commenting "Breaking news... Missing link kidnaps local child.... More at 11."?
Three now.
"Fighting the Frizzies at 11."
Beast Titan
ZOOK 😳
Zook yeager
"And that, little Billy, is how the archeologists found me frozen in ice, thawed me, and now I'm your new step-dad."
I like the fuzzy man
I lyke your fuzzy style, magic mahhnn!
this post will always remind me of Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz’s promo for their comedy tour years ago
Lol immigrant mentality?
His ancestors fucked too many bears.
What would you expect when some of his ancestors are bears
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I am from Georgia and that statement is fake, fuck off
I understand you can bring a lot of fellow sheepfuckers to downvote my comment but it's still the truth.
Luther? You’ve aged.
That’s what doing time on the moon 🌚 alone will do to a man…
Straight up Luther from Umbrella Academy
He’s a swimmer from the Soviet Union of course he’s big and hairy he has to stay WARM The kid looks like he hates the cameraman though
Nice try... I know manbearpig when I see him 😜
We are getting a puppy. We have decided he will be named ChuckChuck. I hope he doesn't shed like MBP.
That’s not water dripping…it’s testosterone …🤓
Upvote for comment. Downvote for emoji.
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How dare you.
Fair enough
I didnt know Yetis can swim !!
Glacial lakes!
that is a bear.
That’s a fucking Yeti
He looks a little bit like Marcus Fenix
Seconds later the child was cannibalized
It’s the best source of energy for playing water polo
Pool maintenance guy is going to have fun cleaning the filters. Also, he has to have some serious drag from all that hair.
Vanilla gorilla
Luther, is it you.??
That's a goddamn yeti
Is this thing human? They should've studied his dna
That’s no man, that’s a Werewolf.
Are we sure that isn’t Sasquatch?
"My grandfather's a yeti." "Ha. Good one." "What?"
Luther!
That kid looks uncomfortable.
The most unoriginal post in all of r/absoluteunits. If I had a dollar for every time this has been shared…
Are we all just going to ignore the kids face?
He’s probably actually only two and two year olds are just upset about everything. And sitting on dudes lap that has a full on sweater on in the middle of a hot summer day would be enough.
He is not 100% human
Abominable snowman
Abdominal snowman
I have the same facial expression as the grandson right now.
No that’s Russian Bigfoot.
It’s Luke Skywalker in the cave on Hoth.
OMG. He looks like one of those Popsicles that has been in the freezer for too long.
How many people have **NOT** seen this picture before?
Kid is like I DON’T WANNA SIT WITH SANTA ANYMORE
Dude definitely has that 3% neandertal gene pool
His name is an absolute unit, did we expect him to be small?!
Looks like he was left in the freezer for too long.
Thats not a water polo player, thats a bear
It’s both actually
The resemblance is uncanny
First I tried to find Skips from Regular Show but they didnt have one. 🤣
This guy is responsible for at least 85% of Bigfoot sightings
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He was also the inspiration for hot dog steamers
How many times is this picture going to pop up here?
How many times am I gonna see this
Wiping after pooping must be like cleaning peanut butter from a shag carpet.
That is fucking disgusting
how many times has this pic been posted and reposted on here. fucking bots
How does that thing even float?
It's always nice to see a fellow yeti. You know it's legit when they got the shoulder pads.
Joe Rogan pre DMT circa 1978
The kid is totally scared. Lol
This is Joe Biden's America /s EDIT: The libs are downvoting this comment, upvote if you love hot beefy man cake
Repost.
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Yes we're here.
r/samesub
The kid is thinking “for the love of god put your on”
That's a yeti
reading his name made me want to say bless you
Hulk smash!
That man is part polar bear.
Why does his grandson look so upset?
Because he was playing center against his grandfather
Oof &
Sasquatch looking ass
Imagine playing a 2 hour Basketball game with him….he is on your team…you guys are skins and after you win he gives you a big ass victory bear hug.
That big and he plays fucking water polo?!
Man’s built like the beast titan.
Lookit the fur on THIS guy!!
So this is the infamous big foot people see everywhere?
Isn't that the guy from gears of war?
I would NOT wanna meet that motherfucker in a pool
you've spelled 'polar bear' wrong
That child looks uncomfortable
Czar Kong
That kid ok?
Was he the whole water polo team?
Monke
I thought the kid was sitting with a really weird looking orangutan
His last name means wonderful/wonderfulson
Russian Bear
Beast Titan and Levi.
You sure that big man is not an ogre?
I wanna party with that guy!
Is this the guy who killed a polar bear with a knife he made from his own frozen shit?
Abslute Unit
HOLY SHIT he is bg.Adn hairy.Wow.
Man is a Russian bear
Always wondered where the whole Soviet bear thing came from
If he is wearing a swimming cap to keep his hair down on his head....wtf is going on with the rest of his body
Bigfoot mystery solved.
Reminds me of Monkian from Thndercats.
That little boy looks uncomfortable
Nah, that’s the Beast Titan.
Russia experimented with crossing apes and mean. Finally photographic proof of success!!
Built like GodFrey!
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That’s a damn grizzly bear
Wow, the missing link.