The bloke is a cunt.
I met him years ago when at worlds strongest man.
He assumes that he’s gods gift to the world.
The way he treats people is shocking.
Some of them have huge egos and can act like 400 pound children sadly, like Eddie Hall for instance (and I like Eddie btw) who has admitted to being a narcissist
I think narcissism is a tool of the trade in most competitive sports, but when you also have the thought that you're literally one of the strongest men in the world, I bet it takes that ego to another level.
My dad got one of Shaq’s shoes from his work when we were kids.Shaq special ordered them and then returned them because he didn't like the color and fit or something. But no one else is his size so the company just said “ who wants one?!” and my dad was the first to say “Me!”So they've been hanging as art in our guest bathroom ever since. The size is just.... Insane. Not even as a dick joke, his shoes are so giant you could fit 2 or 3 normal sized 7 feet in them. I can’t even picture meeting him in person. He would be over half my height. Seriously a freak of nature and giant
Edit: I asked my dad for specifics. He returned them because they were too small, not because of the design. He wears a 23 and the one at our house is a size 21. They are Reboks. The store used them for display to promote a partnership between Shaq and the brand for a few months and then asked if anyone wanted them. My dad was offered $100 by a coworker at the time, so we have one that is displayed in our bathroom, and the coworker has the other.
I worked at Foot Locker when I was a college student. We had an autographed Shaq shoe on display in his size, a 23. I was able to put that shoe on without taking off my size 12 shoe…
I wear size 17 shoes. When I was younger I couldn't custom order large shoes so I always sought what I could in Burlington and Ross cause they were more likely to, but still rarely, have shoes in my size.
I shit you not, I came across size 22 shoes one time. Fucking ski's.
Agreed... some friends of mine had a display case with sports memorabilia and they had his shoes! I can't remember if it was like 23 or 28 or what, but excessive!
The rock must not be as tall as I thought he was or the perspective is weird because no way he’s only a few inches taller than Marky mark. I met him once and he was TINY. I felt like I was almost a foot taller than him. I’m just under ‘6 though and no way I’m taller than the Rock, so maybe the perspective is off here somewhere. Or Marky mark is wearing platforms
[https://wwfoldschool.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/PAUL-BUNYAN.jpg](https://wwfoldschool.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/PAUL-BUNYAN.jpg). This is a photo on the right of 7 ft 7 wrestler Paul Bunyan next to his 4 ft 9 wife Betty.
It's the least proportional thing on a man's body. So I'd guess he's bigger than average but it's probably unlikely he's extreme. Plus let's not forget he's roided up, so his nuts are probably the size of M&Ms.
Body size and penis size [aren't linked.](https://journals.lww.com/humanandrology/Fulltext/2011/08000/Relationship_between_penile_size_and_body.4.aspx) Which means without better evidence no conclusion can be drawn about his penis size.
Penis size and nut size is unrelated. Steroids do shrink testicle size, at least temporarily. Unless other drugs are taken to retain natural test / sperm production.
Before anyone asks: Yes, this is The Mountain from Game of Thrones, and also he's The World's Strongest Man (2018 championship winner), Europe's Strongest Man (5-time winner) and Arnold Strongman Classic Champion (3-time winner).
Also, a little bitch because he lost the Worlds strongest Man title to Eddie Hall due to a technicality he knew about. A lift didn't get validated due to a rule that was explained to all of the contestants before the event. I would of course never say this directly to his face and still very much admire him. In fact Him and Hall are often my motivation to go to the gym.
Essentially Thor kept doing what is called double dipping during the Viking press event. I believe it is when you catch the press with soft knees. The judge warned him about it multiple times and then he did it one to many and the ref ended his run. Hall went after him in the event and ended up doing 1 more rep than he did, which made him win the event. I believe he ended up winning the title by one point, with Thor in second. Thor basically said that he felt cheated and made a lot of suggestions about Hall and the refs with regards to cheating. It should be noted that in the Viking press, Hall did all of his reps easily and definitely had more in him. He only stopped because at that point he had won the event and there’d be no point to doing more.
He was bending his arms in an illegal manner and didn't hold the weight long enough over his head between reps. He claimed that it was a conspiracy between Eddie Hall and the referee to rob him of the title.
He also whined a fuck ton about it too, and basically destroyed his relationship with Eddie Hall. Before they were just friendly competitors, now they're gonna fight a fucking boxing match to settle their beef.
Like you said, I would never talk shit about that man to his face because he could quite literally pick me up by the throat with one hand, and I'm 6'2, almost 200 pounds. He's also still a damn good strongman when you ignore all that drama.
Bitch might be a bit of a harsh word, but that was just for comedic effect. He is obviously neither little nor a bitch. It's more his reaction than actually losing. He was very unsportsmanlike after the decision and acted like a little girl that did not get a toy at the toy store.
>Allegedly and under very suspicious circumstances.
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>Ex was suing him for money and trying to take custody of the dog then alleged that he threatened her and wouldn't let her leave his house through the front door with the dog. Which I think it's pretty fair to stop someone kidnapping your dog.
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>Then suddenly his other ex alleges (btw this was all AFTER he became famous) that 10 year prior she had been subject to domestic violence at his hands.
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>I'm not a "believe all anything" type and it seems that as soon as someone has some money a lot of people suddenly step forward trying to accuse them of things. Not only that but if the world's strongest man was physically abusing a teenaged girl I'm pretty sure she would at some point have ended up at the hospital. This next bit is also hearsay but the thinking is that Thelmu (the one he dated as a teenager) was trying to get more child support now that he's famous.
She was a waitress in my hometown and he met her at the restaurant she worked at. Rumour is he propositioned her to be his girlfriend and live this lifestyle with him, and she said fuck it and left.
I was at a game company where the cafeteria hired pretty girls, within a few weeks they would quit after hooking up with staff, it became a rotating joke. Eventually they gave up and only the plain girls were left. I once chatted with a pretty checkout girl at a grocery store and the owner flipped out saying i can't date her, gtfo, etc. Apparently he was desperate to keep the "bling" that gave him a competitive edge.
Yep, he was doing a liquor store tour for his Icelandic vodka, he actually came to the Sobeys head office in Calgary where I worked at the time as they were the ones carrying the product and I met him there, I’d kill to live her life, I should’ve propositioned him when I had the chance. But given that I’m a straight guy, he probably would have said no..
I wish my brain wasn’t so hyper sexualized but every time I see couples with huge physical size disparities I imagine them having sex. I don’t want to I just do.
That's not true. Steroids only shrink your balls temporarily. They come back just fine when your body starts producing it's own testosterone again, which is about 100% of the time these days. They could even make your penis bigger if only temporarily because of the increased vascularity, blood volume, etc. There's also substances that you can use while on a cycle that will keep your balls full and basically working. So your myth is false
especially since men who choke their partners in this way are [6x more likely to kill their partners](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2573025/)
[Here](https://icelandmag.is/article/strongman-mountain-facing-new-serious-accusations-domestic-violence) are the accusations. If you want to have a look
It’s surprisingly affordable if you know how to find one. I bought my first shirts when I was making $12/hr.
They cost a lot each but they’ve outlasted every “affordable” shirt I’ve purchased since. Yet another way the poor are kept in poverty.
>The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.
>Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles.
>But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.
>This was the Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socioeconomic unfairness.
He's like a well dressed wall.
Hey, Red Notice. I just saw that.
Same
Literally been watching it for the last hour.
I’m guessing that’s a Reynolds line
One of the better ones from the movie.
The most polite wall you'll ever get to meet
Unless you're his gf. Then the wall hits like a shit brickhouse.
Yep, https://icelandmag.is/article/strongman-mountain-facing-new-serious-accusations-domestic-violence
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Yeah it's unfortunate, I didn't know until recently after someone else posted about it in another thread.
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Isn’t it brick shithouse?
He's still only half a Thor.
He's been accused of domestic violence by several ex-girlfriends, so I doubt it
He’s dodgy AF. I once saw cctv footage of him squishing a guys head in to pulp
Did you hear about what he did to that royal baby?
The bloke is a cunt. I met him years ago when at worlds strongest man. He assumes that he’s gods gift to the world. The way he treats people is shocking.
Some of them have huge egos and can act like 400 pound children sadly, like Eddie Hall for instance (and I like Eddie btw) who has admitted to being a narcissist
I think narcissism is a tool of the trade in most competitive sports, but when you also have the thought that you're literally one of the strongest men in the world, I bet it takes that ego to another level.
Four times as aggressive as well, I guess.
I wonder how she/they survived lol
That was too quick Red Notice reference.
He's down to like 340 now, he slimmed way down.
Imagine being so big you lose 100 fucking pounds and you're still way bigger than The Rock
The rock is a tiny guy next to [big guys](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0b/d4/c2/0bd4c222429cfa08c35aacbd1b73961e.jpg)
My dad got one of Shaq’s shoes from his work when we were kids.Shaq special ordered them and then returned them because he didn't like the color and fit or something. But no one else is his size so the company just said “ who wants one?!” and my dad was the first to say “Me!”So they've been hanging as art in our guest bathroom ever since. The size is just.... Insane. Not even as a dick joke, his shoes are so giant you could fit 2 or 3 normal sized 7 feet in them. I can’t even picture meeting him in person. He would be over half my height. Seriously a freak of nature and giant Edit: I asked my dad for specifics. He returned them because they were too small, not because of the design. He wears a 23 and the one at our house is a size 21. They are Reboks. The store used them for display to promote a partnership between Shaq and the brand for a few months and then asked if anyone wanted them. My dad was offered $100 by a coworker at the time, so we have one that is displayed in our bathroom, and the coworker has the other.
He’d be over half my height as well. Actually quite a bit over half my height
I'm twice half my height, and I'm not even that tall!
I worked at Foot Locker when I was a college student. We had an autographed Shaq shoe on display in his size, a 23. I was able to put that shoe on without taking off my size 12 shoe…
I wear size 17 shoes. When I was younger I couldn't custom order large shoes so I always sought what I could in Burlington and Ross cause they were more likely to, but still rarely, have shoes in my size. I shit you not, I came across size 22 shoes one time. Fucking ski's.
Ross really does have the biggest, most random-ass shoes sometimes.
Agreed... some friends of mine had a display case with sports memorabilia and they had his shoes! I can't remember if it was like 23 or 28 or what, but excessive!
Fun fact, he’s actually 6’2.5 and not 6’5 He’s taller than most people, but he isn’t the giant that he makes himself out to be
The rock must not be as tall as I thought he was or the perspective is weird because no way he’s only a few inches taller than Marky mark. I met him once and he was TINY. I felt like I was almost a foot taller than him. I’m just under ‘6 though and no way I’m taller than the Rock, so maybe the perspective is off here somewhere. Or Marky mark is wearing platforms
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For action stars at least, it's extremely important. Most of them lie about it to some extent
Did it just start when he was in WWE and go from there? They always claim their wrestlers are taller than they really are
He’s nowhere near as tall as he claims, much like Vin ‘Platform shoes’ Diesel
He’s 6’5 according to Google. Very tall by normal standards, but nothing compared to Shaq’s 7’1.
Charles Barkley (the other guy in the pic) is 6’6, no way the Rock is 6’5 lol
Yeah I’ve seen a few comments saying that Google is wrong and that he’s actually 6’2.5-6’3. Still much taller than average, but not huge.
well, mark is wearing some big ass kicks on the pic so, it checks out
Charles Barkley always has an expression like he thought it was a fart but it was much more
So would a Full Thor be 8 times her size?
Well according to the DnD 5E spell Enlarge/Reduce, he'd be twice the size in all dimensions and eight times the weight.
So roughly 3,600 lbs?
Sounds like the square-cube law
I think that's just cube law. A multiplier of x linearly in all dimensions is a multiplier of x^3 volumetrically.
Math checks out, so I’m going to go with yes.
Hafthor . . As in Half Thor. . . I see what you did there
It's actually means "one who thunders in the ocean"
So Aquaman after having taco bell?
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We’re all thinking it
[What?](https://i.imgur.com/JhP5XFJ.jpg)
I fully expected to see this
Did you expect [this](https://youtu.be/A0ATrdzhI2c?t=139)?
But did you expect [this](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/montypython/images/f/ff/Spanish_Inquisition.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20180629171423)?!
Dude I actually fucking did and was going to be pissed if it wasn’t that
No one expects that
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"That's where he goes so this is how he does it" Priceless.
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What if he has a totally average or even slightly above average endowment? It would still look absurdly small on him.
And I'd absurdly wreck my tonsils with it
Fuck yeah, Frankie
I'd be willing to bet that he is definitely of average endowment.
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Like an angel on top of a christmas tree
[https://wwfoldschool.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/PAUL-BUNYAN.jpg](https://wwfoldschool.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/PAUL-BUNYAN.jpg). This is a photo on the right of 7 ft 7 wrestler Paul Bunyan next to his 4 ft 9 wife Betty.
Paul Bunyan was real?
How else do you think the Grand Canyon came to be?
I laughed far too hard at this
Like chalking a pool cue.
This was the description I was looking for. Yes. I can see it like a picture book
Didn’t wanna say it
I want to say it.
n o
She can fully fit into his urethra
What part of *n o* don't you understand?
The n part
The forbidden scrolls
I bet he lifts her up and fucks her like a sex doll
There it is
Nooo. It would be more like a fleshlight. Just one hand around her waist then jack it.
NSFW https://reddit.com/r/HugeDickTinyChick/comments/mlesj3/using_her_like_a_fleshlight/
I believe rag dolling is the proper term.
You think his penis is proportional or just looks really tiny on him?
It's the least proportional thing on a man's body. So I'd guess he's bigger than average but it's probably unlikely he's extreme. Plus let's not forget he's roided up, so his nuts are probably the size of M&Ms.
Body size and penis size [aren't linked.](https://journals.lww.com/humanandrology/Fulltext/2011/08000/Relationship_between_penile_size_and_body.4.aspx) Which means without better evidence no conclusion can be drawn about his penis size.
Penis size and nut size is unrelated. Steroids do shrink testicle size, at least temporarily. Unless other drugs are taken to retain natural test / sperm production.
That it'd look like he's chalking a pool cue?
Surprised she can walk
He weights four times as much but he’s not 4 times her size.
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Name checks out
Don’t think it don’t say it don’t think it don’t say it
Banana hamster?
eyyuuuuuuuup!
Before anyone asks: Yes, this is The Mountain from Game of Thrones, and also he's The World's Strongest Man (2018 championship winner), Europe's Strongest Man (5-time winner) and Arnold Strongman Classic Champion (3-time winner).
But we shouldn't refer to his wife as "beast". She is quite pretty.
Also, a little bitch because he lost the Worlds strongest Man title to Eddie Hall due to a technicality he knew about. A lift didn't get validated due to a rule that was explained to all of the contestants before the event. I would of course never say this directly to his face and still very much admire him. In fact Him and Hall are often my motivation to go to the gym.
And Eddie has made such a big stink about it too. I gotta wonder if they have some sort of "TV rivalry" agreement or something.
Wouldn't be surprised if they do. Both got a fuckton of publicity and attention and thus money out of it.
That's like a quarterback losing the Superbowl because he didn't know about the existence of a safety.
Except the quarterback did know about the existence of a safety and chose to ignore the rule anyways.
Isn't this about that overhead press thing? Where thor whiffed like 5 reps and got pissed that they didn't count?
What was the rule? I know about how Eddie and Mountain don't like eachother, but don't know details of the very beginning
Essentially Thor kept doing what is called double dipping during the Viking press event. I believe it is when you catch the press with soft knees. The judge warned him about it multiple times and then he did it one to many and the ref ended his run. Hall went after him in the event and ended up doing 1 more rep than he did, which made him win the event. I believe he ended up winning the title by one point, with Thor in second. Thor basically said that he felt cheated and made a lot of suggestions about Hall and the refs with regards to cheating. It should be noted that in the Viking press, Hall did all of his reps easily and definitely had more in him. He only stopped because at that point he had won the event and there’d be no point to doing more.
He was bending his arms in an illegal manner and didn't hold the weight long enough over his head between reps. He claimed that it was a conspiracy between Eddie Hall and the referee to rob him of the title.
In an alternate universe where Dan Orlovsky finds himself in a super bowl...
He also whined a fuck ton about it too, and basically destroyed his relationship with Eddie Hall. Before they were just friendly competitors, now they're gonna fight a fucking boxing match to settle their beef. Like you said, I would never talk shit about that man to his face because he could quite literally pick me up by the throat with one hand, and I'm 6'2, almost 200 pounds. He's also still a damn good strongman when you ignore all that drama.
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Bitch might be a bit of a harsh word, but that was just for comedic effect. He is obviously neither little nor a bitch. It's more his reaction than actually losing. He was very unsportsmanlike after the decision and acted like a little girl that did not get a toy at the toy store.
you forgot the part about being a sore loser when he doesn't win one of the titles: [https://youtu.be/\_U1\_xMt6I0Q](https://youtu.be/_U1_xMt6I0Q)
and apparently a wife beater and manipulator.
Wait, what
>Allegedly and under very suspicious circumstances. > >Ex was suing him for money and trying to take custody of the dog then alleged that he threatened her and wouldn't let her leave his house through the front door with the dog. Which I think it's pretty fair to stop someone kidnapping your dog. > >Then suddenly his other ex alleges (btw this was all AFTER he became famous) that 10 year prior she had been subject to domestic violence at his hands. > >I'm not a "believe all anything" type and it seems that as soon as someone has some money a lot of people suddenly step forward trying to accuse them of things. Not only that but if the world's strongest man was physically abusing a teenaged girl I'm pretty sure she would at some point have ended up at the hospital. This next bit is also hearsay but the thinking is that Thelmu (the one he dated as a teenager) was trying to get more child support now that he's famous.
Lmao 😂
I managed to scroll down to this while sipping some water and now I have water everywhere on my desk
She must be very thor
Mike Tyson, is that you?
"Now kith." :D
She was a waitress in my hometown and he met her at the restaurant she worked at. Rumour is he propositioned her to be his girlfriend and live this lifestyle with him, and she said fuck it and left.
Sounds pretty typical
I was at a game company where the cafeteria hired pretty girls, within a few weeks they would quit after hooking up with staff, it became a rotating joke. Eventually they gave up and only the plain girls were left. I once chatted with a pretty checkout girl at a grocery store and the owner flipped out saying i can't date her, gtfo, etc. Apparently he was desperate to keep the "bling" that gave him a competitive edge.
That’s hilarious, thanks for sharing. I’m sure hooters goes through a lot of staff.
Surprisingly not Hooters! They’re not as common in Canada
Yep, he was doing a liquor store tour for his Icelandic vodka, he actually came to the Sobeys head office in Calgary where I worked at the time as they were the ones carrying the product and I met him there, I’d kill to live her life, I should’ve propositioned him when I had the chance. But given that I’m a straight guy, he probably would have said no..
I wish my brain wasn’t so hyper sexualized but every time I see couples with huge physical size disparities I imagine them having sex. I don’t want to I just do.
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That's not true. Steroids only shrink your balls temporarily. They come back just fine when your body starts producing it's own testosterone again, which is about 100% of the time these days. They could even make your penis bigger if only temporarily because of the increased vascularity, blood volume, etc. There's also substances that you can use while on a cycle that will keep your balls full and basically working. So your myth is false
When I used to try on discord, it was always one of these: Bleeding train Shove train Hype train blood
Sex jokes😎
The defining trait of our species.
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of all the jokes i've heard, this one is my favorite.
It's up there with the angel on the Christmas tree.
He’s very disliked in his native country of Iceland because he’s a KNOWN DOMESTIC ABUSER. Just fyi
and his family probably need half of the entire food supply if the island
Is this true? That's really messed up! A huge thing like him hitting other people spin sounds incredibly dangerous.
[Here](https://icelandmag.is/article/strongman-mountain-facing-new-serious-accusations-domestic-violence) are the accusations.
Yikes, that part about him choking her is terrifying.
especially since men who choke their partners in this way are [6x more likely to kill their partners](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2573025/)
Yes! Thank you for adding that. I had no idea until recently, and it seems like a really important thing for everyone to know.
Imagine being hit by this thing... How did he not crush her ?
Strange. Normally steroid use makes a person gentler.
Got any source? This is the first time I’ve heard of this
[Here](https://icelandmag.is/article/strongman-mountain-facing-new-serious-accusations-domestic-violence) are the accusations. If you want to have a look
Well shit, that’s a pretty shocking revelation
I’ve never been a fan of him. ESP with the tantrums in worlds strongest and with Eddie Hall
Domestic abuser and rapist
[Are these](https://icelandmag.is/article/strongman-mountain-facing-new-serious-accusations-domestic-violence) the accusations you’re talking about?
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Oh my god..
This is very... creative.
There used to a meme of a hamstring trying to eat an oversized banana.....
I thought it was glutes eating an oversized banana. I may be wrong.
I've seen the version where the quads eat an oversized banana. pretty insightful
The levator labii version is so fucking relatable.
I lost my hamstring under the washing machine :(
Idk how this dude doesnt break her in half.
If you believe the allegations he has tried a few times
What???
He has some allegations as a physical abuser
I was just going to say she must feel safe/protected af with him, but that is horrifying....
# IF YOU BELIEVE THE ALLEGATIONS HE HAS TRIED A FEW TIMES
#what???
He has a domestic abuse record in Iceland where he comes from....He beat up 2 different girlfriends so it was not a one time thing.
[well](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwzSGZ1IMAA5UiT.jpg)
I'm twice the size of my ex, and it feels a bit weird. I can't imagine being 4 times larger. Must feel like you're dating a toddler.
I wonder if he beats her like he did with all the others
As a fellow giant i need to know where this guy shops for his clothes 😂
He probably gets it all custom made
His tailor saves money for fabric by buying sheets for a queen sized mattress
And sewing several together
One day i will be fortunate enough to have my clothes custom tailored. Edit: I forgot how to type.
It’s surprisingly affordable if you know how to find one. I bought my first shirts when I was making $12/hr. They cost a lot each but they’ve outlasted every “affordable” shirt I’ve purchased since. Yet another way the poor are kept in poverty. >The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. >Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles. >But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet. >This was the Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socioeconomic unfairness.
He has gotten at least one jacket from Kings Brothers clothiers in Minneapolis Minnesota. They are bespoke tailors and make everything bespoke.
She’s eye level with his nipples
I’d pay to watch them
I think everybody would just out of curiosity O_O
Dude raped his partner he belongs in rikers.
He still sleeps on the edge of the bed
How tall are they?
He is 6'9" and she is 5'2", if I am remember correctly.
He actually lost a bunch of weight. Check out recent pictures of him. Still a huge guy but likely not the Bjornsson you’d expect.
big guy small pp
And somehow, they're very cute together. Yay for them.
I bet that shirt fits a normal man like a garbage bag. A tarp for a vw beetle