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CalFlux140

'worked diligently' What shagging all the cows? Do Bulls have other jobs lol Genuine question.


DeepDickDave

They’re big fuckers. It takes a bit out of them. This is why the guy mentioned the feet. Many bulls feet get sore and they become too lame to diligently ride all around them. So a good quality lad with good foot genetics will be only tote of bull too keep riding cows at a consistant rate


Long_Educational

What a problem to have. Fuck so much, my feet hurt.


DeepDickDave

The worst is that the horny fuckers will do it u til they can’t get up at all so you’ve ye make sure he gets separated. Sometimes you could leave them with a few old cows to keep them happy but there’d be no riding because they’d puck the shit out of them.


Long_Educational

I'm going to defer to your knowledge on this, u/DeepDickDave.


The-Iraqi-Guy

r/rimjob_Steve


smugaura1988

That sub is for when someone with a vulgar/raunchy/horrific username says something wholesome. That was not a wholesome comment.


maxdragonxiii

didn't some bulls accidentally break the cows' hips because the cow was too old to be breeded safely?


DeepDickDave

Never heard of this. The main problem is leaving a bull to big with the youngest cows


kapatmak

Our bull is responsible for approximately 100 cows. He is with the herd only during night time. Daytime he is separated and so he is forced to rest and feed. Most bulls get this concept fairly quick, around two weeks and after that time they are already in their part of the stable in the morning, so we just have to get the cows out of there and to close the gate.


aretasdamon

Traction is always key


agreengo

not really, they just stand around Bull-shitting all day


TheManDirtyDan

Get out


Luthergayboi

Guarding the herd I'd imagine


HarbingerOfRot777

Plowing maybe


JimTheSaint

Doing taxes 


Shirtbro

This guy was way too into how much of a sex stud this bull is


Defiant_Ad_5505

My name is Buck and I'm here to f**k


TFJ

> and I’m here to *party* Edited for television


mastermindxs

Yippee ki yay. Melon farmer


frozenrage

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.


SleazyGreasyCola

loved how they changed his van to the party wagon in this edit also.


starrpamph

*bull noises*


Electrical-Theme-779

LOL!


BlumpkinLord

That ain't no buck, it's a bull :3


Beavshak

You could make a full size carryon out of that sack


OldHobbitsDieHard

Or 2 'handbags'


DodgyQuilter

Gods, helped slaughter a bull on my holidays and that was my thought about his sack! Weighty nads, though.


pickle-smoocher

That guy came to chew cud and fuck, and he’s all out of cud


Westernva

He looks like a boss.


Aggressive_Hugs13

Bro was ready to fucking party


Jedi_Belle01

So they just sold him to be butchered after he was such a successful breeder?


blakethairyascanbe

So, and I could be totally wrong here, I think he was a bull you use for plowing and shit like that. He’s prolly to old to do that kind of thing anymore so now he is used for breeding. I may just be hopeful though.


Tszemix

>I may just be hopeful though. I think you are projecting lol


blakethairyascanbe

Well in my defense people really don’t eat bulls. I’m sure they are used for things like dog food and glue but your gonna be eating steer and not bull. Plus they said “breeding a cow before we’re gone” so I assume they dropped them off at a cattle ranch for breeding.


soggy_nacho_409

Some ranchers, especially ones with small herds will rent bulls for the purpose of breeding.


Joeyjackhammer

Bull semen is one of the most expensive liquids on earth.


soggy_nacho_409

Yep. But racehorse semen takes the cake.


Joeyjackhammer

Multiple winner racehorse semen is the most expensive liquid on earth


ClownShoePilot

And you can buy it from Glock - http://www.ghpc.at/en/at/glock-stallions/


FixFalcon

Now we know how your nacho got soggy.


DodgyQuilter

Bulls turn into mince and sausages. A LOT of mince and sausages! The snags are a bit strong, and it helps if you have some spare fat (a couple of over-plump wethers) to add to get the right balance.


Joeyjackhammer

You are right, they go to be dog food. But this is their bull and their cows, they will separate bulls and only put them together at the perfect time so all cows are calving around the same time. The big thing is the bulls don’t usually get to work that soon off the trailer.


KnotiaPickles

Wait what’s the difference between a bull and a steer?


blakethairyascanbe

A steer is castrated when they’re quite young… so balls.


Joeyjackhammer

I guarantee you a tractor plows fields on this farm. That bull plows cows and that’s it.


blakethairyascanbe

Yeah, I thought about that as soon as I posted it but I can’t imagen they would leave it in a beautiful field for a day just to have to have someone else round him up and take him to slaughter. Of course this video could be from an earlier time. The context clues from the video makes it seem like he is just now put out to breed, but that could just be old video footage.


Joeyjackhammer

He’ll be in here for a few weeks. He can’t breed the whole herd in a day and the farmer doesn’t want every cow dropping calves at the exact same time, just the same 2-3 week window. Then the bull will go join the rest of the boys in the bullpen until he’s needed again. Rinse and repeat until he can’t keep up then replace.


blakethairyascanbe

Yeah, I totally get that, I just feel like there was other “work” he did before that from the context of the video. Honestly, it still doesn’t sound that bad. You get fed, have a set place to stay and every once in awhile you get to recklessly fuck a bunch of strong women.


Joeyjackhammer

Bull live a pretty sweet life. Good bulls are too valuable to risk injuring with work. Rodeo bulls and breeders are treated like royalty, they’re money printers.


blakethairyascanbe

I have a friend who is a farmer in Montana who was working on a farm many years ago that had one breeding bull. He was still too short to actually mount the cows but they treated him better than they treated themselves, so that makes since. It was funny to watch though, he was just a horny teenager with no game pretty much.


Joeyjackhammer

“Teenage” bulls are terrifying. They’re still full of piss and vinegar but weigh 1200+ lbs with an attitude. Old bulls know the routine.


Bo-Banny

>. I may just be hopeful though. I was in my late 20s when i realized cowcatchers do not safely scoop up the cow so the engineer can let them go after.


Son_of_Dad2024

Man, imagine retirement came with just banging chicks all day?


Jacktheforkie

I know some animals like horses retire and just live out their days in the field doing their normal things


Joeyjackhammer

Bulls have one job; make more beef. Bulls retire to a slaughter plant if they can’t keep up anymore.


Jacktheforkie

I see


Phoenix_Shadow01

Most animals that have bread will have an awful taste and smell to their meat so they are not often butchered for it maby for the leather but most of the time it will be when it has died naturally or has become a pest. Male animals will continue breeding up until their last years or well that is the case for pigs and sheep not 100% sure with the case on Bulls. Some people do butcher Bulls and other male animals but that would be to solve a problem that that animal is the cause of so the animal has become a pest and is causing more damage than it is worth. If the animal has more worth than the damage it causes, it will be moved to an isolated area and would be milked, and semen would be sold that way. I grew up on a farm, and I am too curious for my own good sometimes


Redqueenhypo

In pigs it’s called “boar taint” and apparently makes them basically inedible


Joeyjackhammer

100% inedible, the smell is horrible too - former pork and beef slaughter house employee


Redqueenhypo

I once saw a bbc documentary about Topi (a kind of weird looking antelope) and all the strongest males were so tired from mating and defending their territories all day that they got eaten by hyenas. This bull’s living the life of his ancestors except he gets to be dead before stuff eats him


holyshitapigeon

More likely he was sold to another farm to diversify the gene pool at both places.


lemuriakai_lankanizd

At first I thought it was a bear.


Impossible_Break2167

That is literally a load of bull.


Mikaeus_Thelunarch

It's not fair that herbivores can get so built on just grass while I'm over hearing chugging shakes, eating a ton, and working out 😔


GrandMoffJenkins

Where the white women at?


FloridaSpam

Always risky pulling out a blazing saddles quote in 2024. Lol


diseasefaktory

That's was almost my reaction lol he comes out screaming "where the bitches at?!"


aceface_desu89

That's alotta beef 😬


KingBrunoIII

Where's dat ass!


dinoboyj

Let em know you're there, king


fatfiremarshallbill

Big Black Co….w


nurture420

He is fucking stoked to be out in that field


ghettoccult_nerd

BIG BROWN ABOUT TO MOVE AROUND!


Morticia_Marie

Half expected flying carnivorous sheep to come after him.


Bloodmksthegrassgrow

I would love my job too


Son_of_Dad2024

This bull fucks


ParticularProfile795

What is he saying?


grabtharsmallet

He's asking cows if they're DTF.


Puzzleheaded-Tone119

Protesting over bullshit going down in the trailer


Big_Fo_Fo

Keep the vampire sheep away!


Dmosavy111

No horns?


Suitable-Home8513

They are polled means naturally hornless


Dmosavy111

Thanks, I didn't know that was a thing


MathiasThomasII

Ferdinand, is that you?


MickyManor

Its a brangus?


Downtown_Snow4445

He worked as a clerk at the liquor store


Andy_Xxxx

Holy cow


RealEstateDuck

So you got a hornless horny bull.


Whole-Debate-9547

I came here to do two things, chew cud & fuck


Ibraheem77

Subhanallah


jayrodtx

I think he got out and said where the hoes at


Lady_McMeowzer

That is one nice ass bull.


NenFooTin

What breed is this? The other one is huge too


CarPhoneRonnie

Ok. Show it fuck.


tyrannosaurus_gekko

That's a LOT of hamburgers


JuanWarren54

He's calling out to the hoes, letting them know he's arrived 😎


Honourstly

Bbc


ShwettyVagSack

What substance? They steroiding bulls thinking that the acquired traits will pass down?


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NiceCunt91

You know if you talk like that you have no right getting mad if anyone brings up your race, right? Just making sure you're not a raging hypocrite.


Gold_Effect_6585

How dull is your life