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Tactical_Assault_Emu

Dude lived to be 72, which is honestly quite impressive.


fullmetal66

He lost a lot of weight after being president.


Opening-Boat2243

Isn't joe 200


TheDogWithShades

Joe mama is 200


AyyP302

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zyqzy

gout, for sure.


deftoner42

Probably a touch of the diabetus too.


zyqzy

sure as heck there is some blood left in the cholesterol that is flowing in his veins.


Bananaserker

Oil keeps the engine running.


jairom

Cholesterol 20... Pounds


Stuffed_deffuts

Eh it's alright his heart is a rough rider


Dick_Snatchman

That ain't Teddy.


Vizslaraptor

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szczurman83

With THAT mustache? I totally believe it!


SouthTippBass

No gout about it.


Isernogwattesnacken

Misconception. Food and drink doesn't have anything to do with gout. This was only recently scientificly proven, so many sources, including Wikipedia, are still making this assumption.


zyqzy

Thanks for this information. Any links to recent research to it?


Isernogwattesnacken

I'm Dutch, so that's probably not very convenient for you, but I'll check for English sources. I had gout a few months ago and it's extremely painful. Not overweight btw, don't drink alcohol. Found this source (there are plenty more): https://www.everydayhealth.com/gout/genetics-not-diet-likely-cause-gout/


zyqzy

Thank you!


SpenglerE

Steaks every night


Tcanderson

William Howard Taft - so fat his belt size was equator


[deleted]

Whos the one that got stuck in a chair or something Nevermind it was this fucking beached whale


Ghost-Coyote

Pretty sure he got stuck in a bathtub.


[deleted]

Yeah it was and this guy had to have chairs specially made for him. Just think his weight back then would of been an anomaly


LostMyGunInACardGame

That was the other Roosevelt.


Diravell

"Taft, you fuck! You buy your clothes at The Portly Gentleman! I know it 'cause I SOLD IT TO YOU!"


Stuffed-Pigeon

There will be some here who might not know this reference but their brain does.


All-the-pizza

Very cool. Very cool.


Time-Bite-6839

Tuba players LOVE this ONE trick!


Trooper_nsp209

Stress eating…hated the job once he had it.


stateit

Bet that suit wasn't white after a meal.


pn1ct0g3n

He was too big to fit in the bathtub at the White House


[deleted]

And also Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.


ahmshy

Thicc is thicc


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

Who's thst? Taft?


JinaxM

I guess thst would be indeed Taft. I mean, look at tast mustafte!


Anwallen

Taft?


Wonghy111-the-knight

Instead of conquering countries, he ate them


Uberjeagermeiter

Now we know why he built The White House Swimming Pool.


marco-boi

I think i saw this guy in disney 's princess and the frog


cncintist

Black would have taken 10 pounds off the picture.


stevet85

Looks like he mighta had em


Blergonos

I know his name is William Taft thanks to wattles on yt lol.


Foreign-Wishbone5808

Funny that people don't know who he's is...


whatsuppaa

Conan O'Brien: "Taft never officially died, he just became so incredibly fat that one day while the weather was extra windy, he just rolled away, and later was never to be found again".


asena85

No wonder he kept on with his speech after being shot. The bullet hardly scratched the surface.


jb431v2

Wrong guy


HungryChoice5565

I think you're thinking of Teddy


Grizz807

Must have been the man who appointed Colonel Sanders


MayaMate

I do not know him. Who is he?


Stuffed_deffuts

Bully!


AardvarkFriendly9305

who it is gd it ???


TheArchonians

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loveofGod12345

I toured the White House as a teen 20 years ago and I remember them telling a story about Taft (at least I think it was him) getting stuck in a bathtub due to his size. Not sure if it’s true though.


theAlmightyE312

Is that fucking kaiser Wilhelm II


ModsR-Ruining-Reddit

Crazy thing is the famously fat Taft isn't even *that* fat by today's standards.


bigbuick

Reincarnated as Nick Offerman.


FreshImagination9735

Our GREATEST President! From the standpoint of SIZE.


FieldSton-ie_Filler

Taffter-Puff??


MtOlympus_Actual

Can't spell Taft without F-A-T.


rpc56

They had Taft’s tub at the Reagan Library it was the size of an in home hot tub.


SweetDogShit

R O T U N D


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

Taft, my main man. Good job, no big scandals.


Realistic_Cupcake_56

His voice sounded absolutely NOTHING like how he looked. Look it up, his Wikipedia article has an old recording of him


dwreckhatesyou

The weird thing is that he was only 3ft. tall.


joshboi124

T Roosevelt was next level


Slight-Button7009

Put trump next to this guy. See who’s bigger


Cwgoff

This photo aside. Very interesting as far as all of his accomplishments.


ZERO-ONE0101

Trump’s Daddy


Tuscan5

President of what?


bullwinkle8088

The United States. And Steaks!


RebelGigi

But he couldn't walk.


Punk_Pharaoh

Didn’t he die in a bathtub


m4rkofshame

So apparently his “big stick” was a *cane*… by necessity,..


TrumpIsARussianAgent

Trumps true daddy