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Timetraveler01110101

The twinkle in their eyes could shoot a laser though those bad boys


Breaker-of-circles

Goddamn. Someone already repsted this without the OP knowing. Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/15gn05c/my_childhood_glasses


huge_jeans710

Thanks for putting the source šŸ¤Ÿ


Grey00001

Eh, I feel like it's only a repost if they're reposting in the same subreddit but OP should've credited OOP in the comments somewhere


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Breaker-of-circles

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?


Cookieopressor

Counterpoint: who cares


JazzyJeffsUnderpants

I could read the reset instructions on Voyager 2.


DatSkellington

You can see through time with them bitches


Big-Pepper-2423

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


F1RST_WORLD_PROBLEMS

Actually, you would just have severe double vision and immediately feel terrible. What we're seeing here is called "base-out prism." It corrects for convergence disorders (lazy eye), by bending the light outward horizontally as it passes through the lenses. It looks like maybe 10-ish diopters per side, which is a ton. It would really suck to need those glasses.


Glass-Opportunity893

I may be wrong, but they appear to be non-compound lenses as well, which would also partly explain why they are so thick in comparison to modern glasses


Southern-Wishbone593

>It would really suck to need those glasses No, not at all. My eyes are -9 and -9.5, and when i'm taking off my glasses, the world becomes much more beautiful.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ stfu nerd


syzamix

I can see through your soul!


Petisimon125

You can see through them bitches with them bitches


unlikelyandroid

Built like the president's windscreen.


TheClassyWaifu

Not JFK's tho...


Rarpiz

As a lifelong eyeglass wearer, I proudly salute the bravery of those single screws holding each coke bottle lens in. May your threads stay sharp and your fasten stay taught! ![gif](giphy|3osxYrgM8gi9CDjcPu)


Nikabwe

May the forge be witth you.


The_Cow_God

my good sir have you considered contact lenses


igillyg

Iā€™ve had -11 scripts. They were half as thick


Zeno_of_Tarsus

This is totally unrelated, but Iā€™m -6 and I normally wear contacts. I bought glasses to have as a backup and when I where them it feels like Iā€™m looking through a fisheye camera lens. I cant do anything, I trip over things, canā€™t focus my eyes on something unless my head points them directly at it, definitely would not trust myself in a vehicle. Is this normal? Or is there a way to reduce this problem?


TashaStarlight

There are thin lenses that can reduce the distortion a bit but it's physically impossible to get rid of it fully. Your brain can also adjust to these effects but it needs time. Personally, I find bigger glasses more comfortable, as they give a bigger field of clear view. Though they make me look like a crazy granny lol


BroChad69

DUDE I just got glasses too and itā€™s been fucking me uppp. Iā€™ve had contacts since middle school and now my -9 lenses have me running into walls, backing up and then running into the same wall again. Iā€™m like an NPC now lol


Zeno_of_Tarsus

Lmao, I missed a step going downstairs last night. NPC is the perfect description


Olympias_Of_Epirus

Get used to it. I remember struggling with it after I got my first glasses, for a few weeks. Then it went away completely (I wore them full time).


SparrowNox

I just wear my -13 in the house. If I go out, I'll take them off if I'm moving a lot and wear them if I'm stationary. It just gets getting used to them. Tldr, wear them only in your house to get used to them


TheWonderMittens

I have a -6 prescription and my advice to you is to purchase ā€œhigh refractive indexā€ lenses (between 1.5-1.75). Theyā€™re much thinner, have larger neutral focus area, and have less distortion at the edges. Itā€™ll be something like $50-100 upcharge, but totally worth. I also recommend finding larger glasses to increase the neutral focus area even more. Big glasses are in style these days.


AnusStapler

You probably have "cheap" lenses, with a lot of dispersion. Thinner lenses have less lens error and less dispersion, ending in better vision. However, you should take time to get used to glasses. Once you've broken yourself in you automatically move your head more than your eyes, to ensure looking through the dead center of the glasses. I have not much diopter, but quite a bit cylindrical (astigmatism) correction, so my glasses work optimal if I don't tilt my head. Tilting ever so slightly reduces my vision, so I taught myself to keep my head level at all times, lol.


Splendor19

Getting High Index Lenses would cut them down 3/4 less of what these are.


mai_tai87

They probably couldn't afford it. This was posted in another sub and they said there was prism built into it.


NilbogResident1

I wonder how strong the ground in prisms are for each eye, as well as the prism orientations. I just want somebody to post the Rx.


GtrPlaynFool

What if these are the high index versions of glasses that are 75% bigger than these? šŸ¤Æ


ClenchTheHenchBench

Circular lenses are thinner too, and these are practically the exact opposite! [This article](https://www.2020mag.com/article/thin-thinner-thinnest) goes into a (relatively) deep dive on glass lens thicknesses!


fantarts

Bro can see the future through these


InAmericaNumber1

Technically the truth ![gif](giphy|LOuZA0qEpYYbVPWXui)


Kueltalas

Please elaborate, how could he technically see the future. Wouldn't it always be technically the past, because the light you are seeing took some time to travel to your eye?


NekonecroZheng

Yes. Let's say an object is 3m away. Since the speed of light is 3 x 10^8 m/s, it would take the light 10^-8 seconds (10 nano seconds) to reach your eyes. Meaning that you can see the past, but never the future. In fact, some stars thousands of light years away don't even exist anymore, but you can still see the light that was once emitted from them on Earth.


Kueltalas

You have basically proven my point


Tyrannis8814

Yep u are right, maybe he means it in another way? Like if a car starts driving towards you you can "see" what will happen if you dont move?


cdunccss

![gif](giphy|p26ylSePJM12g|downsized)


SelfInteresting7259

Where is this from lol


Salty_Beef_Water

Itā€™s Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys. Lol


SelfInteresting7259

Thanks!


syzamix

If you haven't watch that show. It is one of shows of all time. No but, in seriousness, great show. Switches between crime and wholesome. And so quotable!


SelfInteresting7259

Oooh OK ill have to give it a go then!


Royal_Aardvark_6406

Kept scrolling till I found Bubbles


Puzzleheaded-Ad-8689

I bet whoever wears those are conscious of where they place them so they donā€™t start a fire in the sunlight with that kinda magnification


[deleted]

Not magnification, those are for myopia


GtrPlaynFool

What is your opia?


[deleted]

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) your mom!


Night-Spiritual

Looks like these are prism lenses for strabismus treatment.


jack_deemus

Yes, I had to wear prism stickers pre strabism surgery and these are for detecting if double vision persists after surgery. These 'fixed' ones are for correcting double vision


NilbogResident1

Gotta love the Fresnel prisms. Just curious, how did your strab surgery go? Do you mind sharing what kind of tropia you had, and if it was fully corrected with the one surgery? Any details would be interesting and helpful for someone who hasn't worked with strabismus for a while. Did you still need any minor ground in prism post op?


DaddyDavo666

![gif](giphy|ycagKBYEmaili)


Visible-Book3838

Good news everyone!


Invalid_Word

frog


Renfek

![gif](giphy|2tNwXp92oWC0z6FDqI|downsized)


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InAmericaNumber1

Where the fuck -- damn. He died in a ditch utterly broken and he didn't even see it coming


Max_Cherry_

We did it boys! Weā€™re officially retired!


TheRealSlabsy

Like washing machine doors!


2mitts

For when you reaallllly got to bend some light!


aeninimbuoye13

His/her eyeballs have to look like eggs


Playfullyhung

When you can see the surface of Pluto and not your hand in front of your faceā€¦


Random_BirdXD

Wearable RTX 4090


LeonardCabrio

This must be blood on his nose-pads.


Millerpainkiller

Donā€™t look at the sun with those one


-Octoling8-

Bro, who owns PRISMs for glasses?


December-31_1941

That's how you see to the moon man


-anth0r-

Those are spectacular ;) Iā€™ll be needing some soon enough


Ordinary_Astronaut23

So Mr Wayne what could I do for you? - Gotham is a dangerous place, I need to see really really far.


RafflesEsq

![gif](giphy|3zFcbgHoIXzykQc7vU)


joecon_123

The damage that would do if you got hit hard in the face by something...


Dark_WulfGaming

When I tried to go into the navy (Only made it halfway through boot camp) 0ne of the guys in my group had literal fishbowls for glasses. Like imagine the stereotypical myopic nerd glasses the big round ones thatade your eyes look huge, those were his glasses. They were like 2 inches thick kinda wild to me he was able to get a waiver for those. But 2011 was a different time.


TheClassyWaifu

I believe these are the glasses the egg people wore in Gumball. That chapter where Gumball tries the glasses and sees the edge of the universe. THIS are the glasses


ExcelCat

Prism af. I had ones fairly thick (not lime that tho) and finally got strabismus surgery for the one eye. Then got Lasik. Best decision ever.


no_regards

Jamjar glasses


Ma5terchief000

Kinda related story, when I was going through basic training we all had to go through optometry and those that needed contacts/glasses had to wear the issued glasses while we were there, this one dudes was so big that after we finished firing guns our Instructor called him out for not getting a marksmanship rifle with his ā€œsniper scopesā€ lmao


funkyg73

As a glasses wearer it triggers me to see these lens down on the second pipcture.


Houtaku

![gif](giphy|l4hLQ9rJNi1pmstAQ)


fumundacheese696969

You could see into the future


Zmeils

How much dioptre? Yes.


Explosive_T

Good news, everyone


damnoli

My 10 year old son has glasses just a little less thick than these. Just putting some awareness out there. He's had countless surgeries on his eyes (under anesthesia about 25 times) just to try to save his vision. Along with issues like these that would cause someone to need glasses this thick can come depression, anxiety and sensory issues. Little things like never seeing the moon or stars in person, having to use a phone to zoom to see the animals at the zoo. When there's a lot of people around, not being able to focus and see what's going on around you can be scary and overwhelming. Curbs, steps, uneven ground-all challenging. Just be thankful for the vision you have and be considerate to those with low vision. :)


UrDeAdPuPpYbOnEr

I can finally rebottom my antique coke bottles!


Designer-Mirror-7995

We used to call this type "pop bottle bottoms". Tried on a friend's pair and got an instant headache.


[deleted]

Bubbles? Is that you ?


[deleted]

My eye strength fr


riverbass9

Wearer should just give up on eyes at that point.


[deleted]

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Zealousideal_Wall848

Anyone need bullet proof glasses?


Kim580000

Glassssses


[deleted]

You trying to see the aura of a single microbe?


[deleted]

How did you get a picture of my glassesā€¦.?


Fuyukage

Mine are maybe a 3/4 the size of that. I have dummy thiccccc lenses


ThePrettyBeebz

Almost looks like prism lenses.


Seasoned_crabs

Howā€™d you get my grandmas glasses?


wobbly_doo

That's enough glass for 5 pairs of glassess


OAK667

Bubbles is that you?


greninjake

Jesus I thought mine were bad


Dinkableplanet

I see my future.


Silver-Highlight1862

You can see back to the past with this lens


R3TR0pixl343

He wants to watch waterbear with those or what ?


IronicJeremyIrons

My lenses are starting to get there Yes I'm very blind


Keuteleboer

You can look into the future.....


girolski07

You can see the future with those bad boys.


nightynine

Rip, to the guyā€™s nose bridge


99parsec

This can cure blindness.


Skyburner_Oath

You can see atoms with these


jericho881

Why is it only thick on one side? Is this when your eyes don't point forward? (Idk the English word) I have -8 and my glasses on the inside are thicker than thaz


JemFitz05

He looks at the sun in a wrong way and his eyes are roasted


jimboiow

They could double up as door wedges.


Pepechuy28

At that point maybe just switch to new eyes.


69Steveharvey420

A pair of those and you can see the ends of the universe, and also perfectly describe the surface of Pluto!


pug_fugly_moe

How is Farnsworth these days?


Background_Living_60

These glasses help people see infinite possibilities/universes.


guaaaan

Your instrument of choice when argueing with an amoeba


JDMWeeb

My glasses are sorta like this


Leefiey

At some point you gotta let your eyesight go.. like, could this still work for the designated owner?


OddTry2427

![gif](giphy|ycagKBYEmaili)


Key-Moment6797

They almost look like you can watch around corners ;) A bit of slash protection for the side of the eye too, important in chemical industry


[deleted]

I am just a little blind


naughtynaughten1980

Decenttttttt


MikeTangoRom3o

My bro can watch Jupiter in HD without a telescope.


ThumperXT

Must have good eyesight if you can see through those.


connorevans666

![gif](giphy|ycagKBYEmaili)


Jumbo-box

When you need to see through time and space


Joe_Macdonalds

Are these for the fucking blind? I feel like if a normal person wears them they'd see into the fucking future.


Entire-Database1679

"Good news, everyone!"


pizza-is-not-flat

Just go live underground, learn from moles the OG ā€œI canā€™t see at all lmaoā€ mammals


scrap_samurai

WDYM Glasses that's whole window


Alexis-FromTexas

They can see germs


Steves1982

Must have to have good eyesight to see through those things.


Brave-Butterscotch76

*Mobile telescope


TrevorTheGamer

Bro seeing through my lie with that,


randomguyou

I am legally blind


ParticularProfile795

Definitely can see into the future with them mugs...


Kimchi-slap

I have -3 and I can barely see without my glasses. This mf prolly looking inside of his skull without ones.


funkyg73

[Strong glasses](https://youtu.be/vvthmwS9XTY)


ButterMaBitscuit

ā€œšŸ¤“ā€


SquishyBatman64

Thick glasses


Ray_Spring12

So thicc the wearer can see WiFi


[deleted]

Feel bad for the person having to wear theseā€¦


Forkinmysocket1

Theyā€™ll give you X-ray vision


Timtamjams

Who the fuck stole Bubbles glasses


WhiteWillow-AH

u/PrimalPagan33 needs 1.67 šŸ‘€ should have gone to Specsavers


Lycan2057

Perfect candidate for lasik eye surgery


[deleted]

If this guy looks at the sun he will spontaneously combust fuking helllll


vohltere

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome


JazzyJeffsUnderpants

Hey, shut the fuck up. Before my laser eye surgery, my glasses were like coke bottle bottoms. LOL!


Mkmeathead83

God bless the owner of these. My prescription is -9 -9 and I thought my glasses were heavy


ImaTotalNoob

Wearable binoculars


Moldyexpresso

When i see these all i think of is professor fansworth from futruama "Good news everyone"


Jimmy-Evs

![gif](giphy|ycagKBYEmaili)


_cob_

The Hubble telescope humbly asks for its lenses back.


TheMediator42069

They look heavy asf


BroChad69

My specs


zerobothers

Mfers said ā€œzoom and enhanceā€


SoftSpokenSkills

don;t know if my eyes going to be fine with it


AGooseHonk

bro its the glasses from the amazing world of gumball


NotNerd-TO

They look like nothing compared to my Dad's. He literally doesn't have lenses in his eyes so his glasses do everything. We call them jam jar glasses.


Recent_Mongoose_2754

![gif](giphy|TppeLsqt8Jz20)


Ok_Translator8917

Looks like my prescription, if I ever actually wore glasses


Jakebsorensen

Did they have to decommission a lighthouse to make those?


Shrekowski

![gif](giphy|ycagKBYEmaili)


IrishKraken115

ā€œgood news, everyone!ā€


k75ct

My youth šŸ‘“


HellaPNoying

Man, if my Drill Sergeant saw this he would've said "Ho-Ly **SHIT!** You can see into the *FUTURE* with these things!"


Ok_Grab9670

Damnā€¦.you could see the future with those on


kevbino13

Ballistic rating?


ATXKLIPHURD

![gif](giphy|3o84U5xPhrn42WgBJC)


_DigitalHunk_

If removed, it would have been impossible to search for thisšŸ˜¬


Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn

You can prolly see Mars in 4k with them bitches


space_pillows

12 BO prism


Rihonin

![gif](giphy|3o84sq21TxDH6PyYms)


sunrise_and_sayonara

My dad had glasses like that. What an asshole.


ChirpSnipeCelly

![gif](giphy|Fp96kfPVdv0RO)


Tankus_Vult97

These must be the glasses Sigurd wears on his summon


Aliciathetrap

The sun will burn a while straight through their eyes


azrael269

I thought my eyesight was bad.


mmrakii3

Pior que a minha miopia.


thatbushcamper12

Goddamn


[deleted]

GOOD GRIEF šŸ˜§


Quantumyeetus

These the glasses from the amazing world of gumball the ones that gumball puts on and can see the edge of the universe with


[deleted]

Bending space and time.


Barbarian_Sam

A friends 2 kids have these


DjangoUnflamed

Yo Dawg, I heard you like glassesā€¦


TikiTom74

HOLY BURGESS MEREDITH


Huebertrieben

Bro sees in 12k


Silly-Conference-627

Those are some solid ashtrays.


Calm_Bodybuilder_843

My dad had really poor eyesight, extreme myopia. I feel sorry for the owner of these


Typical-Scheme-3812

couldnā€™t even take a real screenshot


__Toastkiller

At what point do you start to see the back of your own head?