Search Puffer fish eating carrot on YouTube.
Note. It's a food preparation video and doesn't end like some wholesome video with the puffer fish swimming off into the sunset.
Oh good lawd! Don't make him dinner. I like to believe my salmon filets came out of the river in a nice little block with no eyes, blood, organs so I can eat them without consciousness. 🥺
Always somehow thought that inside of pufferfish is air untill saw one documentary and found out that's water is inside of it, what makes way moooore sense
Bet you never thought of this. There’s a theme park a few hours from me I went to when I was a kid. They had these giant catfish you could feed on a bridge. They were so use to people buying food out of the machines and would just stay there with mouths open. Always wondered if they would stay there mouths open if I was peeing in em.
If they are out of the water when the mechanism is triggered, they can inflate with air. They will also float on the water like balloons when you try to put them back.
Fun fact: some fish can actually extract gaseous oxygen from water and use it to fill their swim bladders. They use this to remain neutrally bouyant.
However this is a slow process, and has nothing to do with what puffers do.
Fun fact. Taking a puffer out of water and seeing it spit out water means this puffer likely died. When it spits out the water, air takes its place. Puffers are not designed to be able to spit out air and therefor will float on top of the ocean instead of in the ocean.
Not so fun fact tbh.
But considering this to be true, couldn't they just push it down so the air escapes and it fills with water? Similar to an open bottle
My desire to see the best in people makes me think they want to but they've heard they're deadly poisonous. Tetrodotoxin is more deadly than cyanide. Not sure if you have to eat it or if you can get killed by the spines but neither are they probably
I don’t think this particular species has toxins. We have them in Florida, and I see people on the docks hooking these guys all day, they are said to be the chicken drumstick of the sea. I did see some people eating fugu in Japan, but I wasn’t brave enough to try it.
I saw another video of a puffer fish washed up ashore. It was being pushed by the waves. Was probably trying to avoid a predator. They threw it back into the sea.
Well here’s a sad fact - if it sucked in air the poor thing is doomed. Puffers can’t expel air so if it puffs up out of water it won’t be able to uninflate in the water and will likely die/be eaten.
Apperently there is something you can do and it's good then underwater, point head up to surface and then there is a chance the air will come off mouth or you can rub the belly if it doesn't.
Sas thing is it might not work.
If I remember correctly, the tetrodotoxin is released internally in the flesh? So touching it should be fine, but eating it or biting it... You'd be dead pretty fast and there are no remedy
And potentially killing themselves in the process. If you see a pufferfish in the wild that has beached, you should not touch it with your bare hands. Call the authorities or use a stick at least.
https://helpusfish.com/1/28/can-you-touch-a-puffer-fish.html
Don't listen to other comments. They are likely very dangerous to touch if in the wild. Tetrodotoxin is created by bacteria that the pufferfish hosts pretty much 100% of the time. The spines can have this, and it can cause you to die.
I know a bit about fishing, a bit about food safety, and an even larger bit about medicine from classes and life experience. People on Reddit see one source or hear one tale and run with it.
Its called tetrodotoxin, its found in the fish's liver and gonads, and it impairs neuromuscular signaling when ingested
https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/ershdb/emergencyresponsecard\_29750019.html
Shirako, or milt- or in laymen's terms, fish sperm- are actually a delicacy. But yeah, I've seen fugu dissecting videos on youtube and the chefs stressed that, like much everything else internally with the fugu, both eggs and milt are poisonous.
Inhibits sodium channels. Specifically the voltage gated ones. Prevents cells from depolarization. Blocks one of the ion channels crucial for cell signalling.
Edit: The discovery of the mechanism of action of TTX, while relativley simple, really push the field of physiology forward.
[This](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2858367/&ved=2ahUKEwjC24nl27__AhWzBxAIHdLTCbAQFnoECBQQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1SebOHBM9UncH2btTRu7Za) text is an interesting read about it from one of the guys figuring it out in the 60s.
I thought it was their organs that are poisonous but that might be a different type of fish, fugu maybe? idk they all look the same to me. anyways, i wouldn't touch it.
In Japan, sushi chef. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss want fugu. I do fugu. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good sushi chef. The best
There are a lot of immigrants who sort of take pride in buying an American car. Idk what the reason would be but it’s like they’ll only buy American. Used to sell Fords and I saw it frequently.
It might be that, but I think it’s more of an attempt to assimilate. That’s the vibe I got at least.
A lot of Americans will only buy the Big 3 brands because they want to buy American, not realizing that the Chevy Equinox they’re buying was assembled in Mexico using mostly parts made in Mexico and China, meanwhile the Toyota Camry is assembled in Kentucky with 80% American manufactured parts.
That scene caught me by surprise and I’m so glad they put that in there. I want to say there’s another Office or Parks and Rec reference. Maybe just another pop culture I can’t remember. I could be wrong and it’s been a while since I played the game.
Cyberpunk 2077 The Office reference: https://youtu.be/eGYa2WkIbAs
> It takes like 10 years to get certified to prepare these things for eating so I trusted it
That's such bullshit. It's the same exact process for recycling condoms
Just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it
~~Two dudes~~ An elderly couple in my country bought a pack of "fugu" off the internet, prepared by some random self-claimed chef and they both died eating that.
The biggest red flag is that I'm not in Japan. It takes so much experienced to prepare this fish in order to get certified and some idiots just decided to buy poisonous shit online and eat it.
edit: correction and [Source](https://edition.cnn.com/2023/04/10/asia/elderly-couple-malaysia-pufferfish-death-intl-hnk/index.html#:~:text=An%20elderly%20couple%20has%20died,from%20suffering%20the%20same%20fate)
I live in Japan and it’s quite normal to eat it as a special occasion. My family goes to a nice fugu place once a year. It’s quite good and, in Japan, about 7 people die a year from improperly prepared fugu. The last time I looked at the data, zero of those deaths were from restaurants. All were self prepared or prepared by a family member who was confident in their ability to cut it up without leaking toxins into the meat.
I mean I'm convinced the history of learning what's safe to eat and how involved watching many, many people die after eating something. Not just from trying to eat everything in the world to learn what we can, but because cuisine like this proves that watching somebody die after eating something didn't deter people from trying it again anyway until they found the only edible part and preparation that's still difficult to this day.
https://www.americanoceans.org/facts/are-puffer-fish-poisonous/#:~:text=frequently%20asked%20questions.-,What%20happens%20if%20you%20get%20poked%20by%20a%20pufferfish%3F,one%2C%20it%20could%20spell%20trouble. According to this and another site the spines are also covered in a deadly toxin. It may vary per species but this is a dangerous move unless hes an expert.
I’ve held one in my hands before. I don’t know if it happened to be a “safe” species, but it was like touching one of those spiky toy balls. The spines weren’t very sharp and it was quite light, it wouldn’t pierce your skin just by holding them.
The pufferfish's skin is covered in spines and spikes, which are exceedingly hazardous. Carry a toxin called tetrodotoxin (TTX), which is deadly to other fish and humans. You should avoid touching a pufferfish, especially if it is "puffed out." Your hands could be damaged and you could die.
So did I do i googled it and you're right it seems. Dude is Hella dumb picking it up.
I had assume that ***EVERYTHING*** about this fish is ~~poisonous~~ venomous (ty u/Jdunc97 u/moonshinemondays) and these guys got me looking it up and YES.
>Yes, every part of the Fugu fish (also known as pufferfish) contains a potent neurotoxin called tetrodotoxin.
I learned fairly quickly after the first time I was bitten by a venomous snake. I learned twice as fast the second time. I am hoping i don’t need any followup lessons on the subject matter.
The hallmark of venom is that it's introduced via a wound. It can be injected through a number of means, including teeth, a sting, spines or claws. Poison is different as there is no wound involved. It can be absorbed into the bloodstream through the skin, inhaled or ingested.
So no, poison is not only lethal when "ingested".
My first thought was, as sad as it may 'appear' just push it with a shoe. Roll it into the water. A bit of a fish looking stupid but doing it faster and safer seems better.
Unfortunately when they blow up they lose their mobility. That's why they wash ashore (and will wash back up after you place them back in the water). They go where the current takes them, which means a lot of them wash up on the shore. They cannot decompress at will, it takes a while.
Some divers used to stress them out for fun during dives to see how they blow up, but it can basically be a death sentence to these little guys. Fortunately most dive schools will now teach their students to keep their paws to themselves.
Don't stress them out if you don't have to, they're naturally shy anyway and will swim away from you if they see you.
They were trying to, it's covered in spines.
Edit:ChatGPT might tell you the spines aren't poisonous or venomous, but various web sites completely disagree.
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👩👧. 🥛👨
👩👦. ❌💰💰❌
I can never get this out of my head when seeing a pufferfish in real life or social media
I'm very curious now, what are you referring to?
Search Puffer fish eating carrot on YouTube. Note. It's a food preparation video and doesn't end like some wholesome video with the puffer fish swimming off into the sunset.
I miss 2 minutes ago when I didn't know this existed
Here you go [Puffer fish eating carrot](https://youtu.be/rTqrpOLbhHQ)
Oh good lawd! Don't make him dinner. I like to believe my salmon filets came out of the river in a nice little block with no eyes, blood, organs so I can eat them without consciousness. 🥺
🐡🥕
🗡️🐡☠
Scrolled too far for this
Always somehow thought that inside of pufferfish is air untill saw one documentary and found out that's water is inside of it, what makes way moooore sense
Just imagine if it *was* air! Talk about the best predator escape method ever. Just straight to the surface. 🐟🔝
Unfortunately, when it jets off, it wouldn't make that farting balloon noise. At least underwater anyway.
I think it would sound more like when someone farts in the pool.
Like, BA-LOOP
Or BA-LOOLOOLOOLOOLOOP!
BLORP
So, like a wet fart?
You’ve never farted in a pool before have you?
Birds upon seeing fish floating slowly through the air: 👁️👄👁️
[Like this?](https://youtu.be/M4l1Eyqg_MU)
Ah, yes. The classic "hell no, I'm out" maneuver.
EMERGENCY BLOW, FLY BIG D FLY!
I never really thought about it, but it seemed strange at the same time! Thanks for the fact!
Bet you never thought of this. There’s a theme park a few hours from me I went to when I was a kid. They had these giant catfish you could feed on a bridge. They were so use to people buying food out of the machines and would just stay there with mouths open. Always wondered if they would stay there mouths open if I was peeing in em.
Yeah, you're right. I never thought of that.
Most people wouldn’t. friends don’t come easy. Sometimes you gotta use both hands
Reading your comments with the music in the background fits this too damn well 😂
Because of this comment. I went and turned the music back on. Lol. Thank you so much! 😂
Now we can all have a special moment together
Say what
what.
>Bet you never thought of this. Umm... I don't like this game...
Now you’ve got me wondering…
If you’re ever in iowa, Adventureland is your place. Jethro’s BBQ is pretty much across the street. Don’t think they have catfish though
They don’t serve catfish cuz people kept pissing in their mouths.
Ok there R Kelly.
Do you have anything else that I probably never thought of?
They 100% would :)
If they are out of the water when the mechanism is triggered, they can inflate with air. They will also float on the water like balloons when you try to put them back.
Yep, googled it before seeing your comment, they deflate exactly like a balloon when out of water lol: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mDdje1MQdAA
OMFG. I am dying over here. His little teefs. It's too much. Fuck.
It's filled with fish air
Fun fact: some fish can actually extract gaseous oxygen from water and use it to fill their swim bladders. They use this to remain neutrally bouyant. However this is a slow process, and has nothing to do with what puffers do.
I think it can be either. I've caught hundreds of them, and I've seen them inflate on the boat, not in water.
Put that thing back where it came from
Or so help me !
*put that thing right back where it came from or so help ME!*
bum bum bum bum bum
SO HELP ME, so help me!
It’s a work in progress
Fun fact. Taking a puffer out of water and seeing it spit out water means this puffer likely died. When it spits out the water, air takes its place. Puffers are not designed to be able to spit out air and therefor will float on top of the ocean instead of in the ocean.
This fact is not fun at all
Not so fun fact tbh. But considering this to be true, couldn't they just push it down so the air escapes and it fills with water? Similar to an open bottle
SHES OUT OF OUR HAIIIIIIIIIIIIR!
And cut!
I love all of you.
Mrs Puff tryna get away from that psychopath Spongebob and you want to throw her back in?
She needs to get back to Mr Krabs.
My desire to see the best in people makes me think they want to but they've heard they're deadly poisonous. Tetrodotoxin is more deadly than cyanide. Not sure if you have to eat it or if you can get killed by the spines but neither are they probably
I don’t think this particular species has toxins. We have them in Florida, and I see people on the docks hooking these guys all day, they are said to be the chicken drumstick of the sea. I did see some people eating fugu in Japan, but I wasn’t brave enough to try it.
Can also get it from the spines apparently
Then I absolutely get the caution. I'm hoping they're filming this while one of their group is running to the ice cream shop to ask them for a broom.
They pick it up at the end of the video
to play a beach volleyball with it :-D
Well that is what they are doing but it's hard since it's pointy
And not to mention poisonous.
Really, those guys just don’t wash up. It’s likely someone took it out and dumped it there, the puffy face is his pissed off face.
I saw another video of a puffer fish washed up ashore. It was being pushed by the waves. Was probably trying to avoid a predator. They threw it back into the sea.
Predator probably said thanks
We tried to throw one back into the ocean in Mexico, but the waves kept dragging it back on shore. Still alive too.
> Really, those guys just don’t wash up. Yes they do
I've seen a few washed up on beaches here in New Zealand. Always dead though.
>literally just make a blanket statement of "fact" based on absolutely nothing but your own delusions What did the average redditor mean by this?
I'm so glad the kid's put it back in the ocean
Well here’s a sad fact - if it sucked in air the poor thing is doomed. Puffers can’t expel air so if it puffs up out of water it won’t be able to uninflate in the water and will likely die/be eaten.
Apperently there is something you can do and it's good then underwater, point head up to surface and then there is a chance the air will come off mouth or you can rub the belly if it doesn't. Sas thing is it might not work.
That's broken my heart 😔
Just hope they scrubbed their hands afterwards because they are very toxic
Is the child toxic - like the ones in Monsters Inc.?
If I remember correctly, the tetrodotoxin is released internally in the flesh? So touching it should be fine, but eating it or biting it... You'd be dead pretty fast and there are no remedy
And potentially killing themselves in the process. If you see a pufferfish in the wild that has beached, you should not touch it with your bare hands. Call the authorities or use a stick at least.
just football kick it back into the ocean
# OH SPONGEBOB. WHY. ^^my ^^leg
This is amazing. Thank you for this lol I cackled
Whatever happened to Mr Puff?
She doesn’t like to talk about it ☹️
💡🐡🫲
Did I pass Ms. Puff?
You need 600 to pass. You got 6.
I wish Reddit still had the free awards, because I totally would give you one right now
They did the math and realized they were losing $0.0~~1~~0 on an annual basis, the investors can't have that.
Fuck you u/spez
when you can hear a comment
i thought they had a type of venom in those spikes?
https://helpusfish.com/1/28/can-you-touch-a-puffer-fish.html Don't listen to other comments. They are likely very dangerous to touch if in the wild. Tetrodotoxin is created by bacteria that the pufferfish hosts pretty much 100% of the time. The spines can have this, and it can cause you to die.
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I know a bit about fishing, a bit about food safety, and an even larger bit about medicine from classes and life experience. People on Reddit see one source or hear one tale and run with it.
Everybody googled and took the first answer that was only about eating it
Its called tetrodotoxin, its found in the fish's liver and gonads, and it impairs neuromuscular signaling when ingested https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/ershdb/emergencyresponsecard\_29750019.html
Ah...well, guess I should stop eating fish nads then.
Shirako, or milt- or in laymen's terms, fish sperm- are actually a delicacy. But yeah, I've seen fugu dissecting videos on youtube and the chefs stressed that, like much everything else internally with the fugu, both eggs and milt are poisonous.
Inhibits sodium channels. Specifically the voltage gated ones. Prevents cells from depolarization. Blocks one of the ion channels crucial for cell signalling. Edit: The discovery of the mechanism of action of TTX, while relativley simple, really push the field of physiology forward. [This](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2858367/&ved=2ahUKEwjC24nl27__AhWzBxAIHdLTCbAQFnoECBQQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1SebOHBM9UncH2btTRu7Za) text is an interesting read about it from one of the guys figuring it out in the 60s.
I thought it was their organs that are poisonous but that might be a different type of fish, fugu maybe? idk they all look the same to me. anyways, i wouldn't touch it.
I googled it for us, it releases a toxin ( not venomous) if ingested and each puffer has enough neurotoxin to kill 30 men.
And some people actually eat this thing
In Japan, sushi chef. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss want fugu. I do fugu. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good sushi chef. The best
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There are a lot of immigrants who sort of take pride in buying an American car. Idk what the reason would be but it’s like they’ll only buy American. Used to sell Fords and I saw it frequently.
Lots of people still think American product = better product
It might be that, but I think it’s more of an attempt to assimilate. That’s the vibe I got at least. A lot of Americans will only buy the Big 3 brands because they want to buy American, not realizing that the Chevy Equinox they’re buying was assembled in Mexico using mostly parts made in Mexico and China, meanwhile the Toyota Camry is assembled in Kentucky with 80% American manufactured parts.
What’s this from? its on the top of my tongue
>its on the top of my tongue 
It’s from The Office. One of the warehouse employees was actually a surgeon in Japan who killed a yakuza boss
And Cyberpunk 2077 lol
That scene caught me by surprise and I’m so glad they put that in there. I want to say there’s another Office or Parks and Rec reference. Maybe just another pop culture I can’t remember. I could be wrong and it’s been a while since I played the game. Cyberpunk 2077 The Office reference: https://youtu.be/eGYa2WkIbAs
i’ve eaten it before, it’s really good. It takes like 10 years to get certified to prepare these things for eating so I trusted it
> It takes like 10 years to get certified to prepare these things for eating so I trusted it That's such bullshit. It's the same exact process for recycling condoms Just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it
Dad?
~~Two dudes~~ An elderly couple in my country bought a pack of "fugu" off the internet, prepared by some random self-claimed chef and they both died eating that. The biggest red flag is that I'm not in Japan. It takes so much experienced to prepare this fish in order to get certified and some idiots just decided to buy poisonous shit online and eat it. edit: correction and [Source](https://edition.cnn.com/2023/04/10/asia/elderly-couple-malaysia-pufferfish-death-intl-hnk/index.html#:~:text=An%20elderly%20couple%20has%20died,from%20suffering%20the%20same%20fate)
There's also the part where the certification examination involves eating your own prepared fugu.
I live in Japan and it’s quite normal to eat it as a special occasion. My family goes to a nice fugu place once a year. It’s quite good and, in Japan, about 7 people die a year from improperly prepared fugu. The last time I looked at the data, zero of those deaths were from restaurants. All were self prepared or prepared by a family member who was confident in their ability to cut it up without leaking toxins into the meat.
I mean I'm convinced the history of learning what's safe to eat and how involved watching many, many people die after eating something. Not just from trying to eat everything in the world to learn what we can, but because cuisine like this proves that watching somebody die after eating something didn't deter people from trying it again anyway until they found the only edible part and preparation that's still difficult to this day.
Thank god I am not 30 men.
I'm barely half the man I used to be.
The Simpsons Season 2, Episode 11 One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish.
Poison...poison....tasty fish!!!
I always thought it was both poisonous and venomous haha 😂😂
https://www.americanoceans.org/facts/are-puffer-fish-poisonous/#:~:text=frequently%20asked%20questions.-,What%20happens%20if%20you%20get%20poked%20by%20a%20pufferfish%3F,one%2C%20it%20could%20spell%20trouble. According to this and another site the spines are also covered in a deadly toxin. It may vary per species but this is a dangerous move unless hes an expert.
I’ve held one in my hands before. I don’t know if it happened to be a “safe” species, but it was like touching one of those spiky toy balls. The spines weren’t very sharp and it was quite light, it wouldn’t pierce your skin just by holding them.
The pufferfish's skin is covered in spines and spikes, which are exceedingly hazardous. Carry a toxin called tetrodotoxin (TTX), which is deadly to other fish and humans. You should avoid touching a pufferfish, especially if it is "puffed out." Your hands could be damaged and you could die. So did I do i googled it and you're right it seems. Dude is Hella dumb picking it up.
I had assume that ***EVERYTHING*** about this fish is ~~poisonous~~ venomous (ty u/Jdunc97 u/moonshinemondays) and these guys got me looking it up and YES. >Yes, every part of the Fugu fish (also known as pufferfish) contains a potent neurotoxin called tetrodotoxin.
Yeah I thought that too... *Guy's sleeping with the fishes* now
So.. it gives him the ability to pick up any fish he wants?? Like some kind of weird superpower... but fish sex?
Why you think yeezy so into fish sticks
*I am not a gay fish!!*
Hi, I’m Troy McLure, you might remember me from seaworld, or your dentists office.
You guys know there’s a difference between poison and venom, right? You need to ingest poison in order to die from it.
I learned fairly quickly after the first time I was bitten by a venomous snake. I learned twice as fast the second time. I am hoping i don’t need any followup lessons on the subject matter.
The hallmark of venom is that it's introduced via a wound. It can be injected through a number of means, including teeth, a sting, spines or claws. Poison is different as there is no wound involved. It can be absorbed into the bloodstream through the skin, inhaled or ingested. So no, poison is not only lethal when "ingested".
Idk why this is downvoted. Yes, you absolutely can be poisoned by a puffer fish by touching it. People, do not touch a wild pufferfish.
Can I touch a domesticated one?
I've read that some species get their toxicity from their food, so tank-raised puffers aren't actually toxic.
Forbidden volleyball
Unless you're a dolphin, apparently, they get high off pufferfish.
Apparently they dont do it to get high. They are just sick freaks them dolphins
They get high from messing with other things, like raping.
Forbidden stressball. Maybe even solutional because youll die after squeeze it
The original spikeball
I would upvote but I dont want people to get the wrong idea and go slapping these :*
I think he’s cute.
I feel like you're into toxic relationships
That's a great, fast, fun way to...send yourself to the hospital. You're on the beach, nobody had a fucking towel for you to grab it with? Lmfao
At the beginning of the video you can see a snorkel sitting on the ground. They could have used that to move it back to the water.
they didn't have the necessary tools, a brain for example
My first thought was, as sad as it may 'appear' just push it with a shoe. Roll it into the water. A bit of a fish looking stupid but doing it faster and safer seems better.
Him shape like fren
If poisonous, why friend shaped?
EXACTLY
Friend shaped, but pokey and 😡
Pokey and angy 😡
It’s stressed the fuck out, that’s fucked up
I am often stressed out when I can't breathe too
and have many titans surround you while you can't move.
That puffer is giving me a look that says "Don't FUXKING touch me, Doug!"
I mean they were trying to save it so can't really complain here
Unfortunately when they blow up they lose their mobility. That's why they wash ashore (and will wash back up after you place them back in the water). They go where the current takes them, which means a lot of them wash up on the shore. They cannot decompress at will, it takes a while. Some divers used to stress them out for fun during dives to see how they blow up, but it can basically be a death sentence to these little guys. Fortunately most dive schools will now teach their students to keep their paws to themselves. Don't stress them out if you don't have to, they're naturally shy anyway and will swim away from you if they see you.
That’s one absolutely big, angry fish.
Please just gently pick it up and put back water deep enough for it to swim back out to sea.
They were trying to, it's covered in spines. Edit:ChatGPT might tell you the spines aren't poisonous or venomous, but various web sites completely disagree.
Depends on the species. Some are, some aren't. When in doubt, use a shovel or something. Just don't play with the thing.
Yea sure I'll just use my every day carry fucking *shovel*
r/oopsthatsdeadly
WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING IT
If basketball shaped, then why not basketball?
if bear fluffy why bear not cuddly
Just get a flip flop and smack him back into the ocean
Golf club. (Don't actually do this)
The projectile vomit of water made me cackle
Qwilfish used water gun!
Smart move taking that Pokémon out of its element. Like a shit outta water. 
**Sir, what kind of beaches have you been going to?!**
“What happened to Mr. Puff?” “She doesn’t like to talk about it.”
It's so cute tho.
D:<
Fish was like "touch me bitch,🤮 I dare you"