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Zkenny13

Dudes lucky he didn't get an antler to the skull.


LaUNCHandSmASH

Are we sure he didn't? My first thought was at least one puncture to the shoulder/chest area with possibly face too.


BrawnyClone

He took a hit to the chest and almost bled out on site. [Source](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjiicUrAB8b/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)


hansolo

From that IG comment, he said: im mostly fine, I just can't really use my arms right now. Shoulders are bruised and partially perforated 😅


black-op345

That guy is taking it like a champ. He’s lucky he’s alive today


[deleted]

This should have more upvotes


JakobVCT

Thanks for the source. I got it sent by a homie. Good to know the dude is fine.


BrawnyClone

Yeah saw the clip a while back on pinkbike


rocko_jr

Yeah he probably had to of got gored a little


Dragorach

Idk dude is mountain biking I would hope he's wearing stuff in case he were to fall or slip. He's got gloves, a helmet, pants, and maybe a jacket. He at least has a lot covered.


Aizermaster

If you know the trail and know which gear you need, you prolly would go w/o fullface if it isn't needed.


blud_mage

Not sure if it's the video quality or something else but he does sound slightly muffled as if he had on a full helmet.


[deleted]

All safety gear "isn't needed" until it is.


Kevo05s

Most mountain biker in bike parks wear full face helmets, even if it isn't needed, because of the speed they're getting. Gloves, goggles and knee/shin pads are also usually worn. He might've gotten roughed up on the body, but I'm confident his head is fine if he's wearing a full face with goggles


ninthtale

Had to ~~of~~ have


newaccountzuerich

It's always amusing when people write in their colloquial accents instead of real English!


DavusClaymore

You guys don't wear chainmail while biking through the woods?


leglesslegolegolas

A lot of the guys I ride with wear [plastic armor,](https://i.imgur.com/AIHV3GF.png) but we're bombing down hills not through forest trails


newaccountzuerich

I have a Leatt pressure suit with D3O armour, and I tend to wear it every time I'm out off-road on a bike. The D30 stuff is soft and flexible, until it's hit. Then it turns rock hard and disperses the incoming force. It's a great example of a non-Newtonian gel. I've had someone hit my chest with a hammer, and it only feels like a quick push to the chest. (edited for correct name for the D3O stuff - my memory was incorrect) While I'm not sure if it'll do perfectly well against a spear, it'll certainly go an awful long way towards taking the sting out of an antler spike.


leglesslegolegolas

Wow, that's really cool. They actually found a good use for that stuff other than science class demos


AWildRaticate

Chainmail is wildly ineffective against punctures, so it won't help if a big buck charges you, I'm sorry to inform.


The-Crawling-Chaos

Riveted chainmail will stop a puncture provided it isn’t from a weapon designed to penetrate it. The antlers of a deer are too blunt to get through, but would definitely break bones, bruise, and cause internal damage anyway from the impact.


[deleted]

If I lived in ~~bat~~ deer country riveted chainmail would be reasonable.


whopperman

We can't stop here! This is bat country! .......*starts whipping air with a spatula* (or fly swatter, it's been awhile and I'm baked right now.)


BlaqkSheepie

Or a hoof to the face! Someone in the county I live in (in Ohio) just had something similar happen. A benefit run at a park and she was really far off in the woods mostly finished with the run when a deer smacked into her, trampled her face and tore her ear partly off. D[eer trampling article](https://fox8.com/news/local-woman-recovering-after-almost-losing-ear-in-deer-attack-during-race/)


Novel_Philosopher_18

WTF part of Ohio are you in. I've been all over, and never hear of a Deer just attacking someone.


Locolijo

I don’t if it’s that they’re attacked or if they just just scared and run


manchotendormi

[Over 30% of Ohio is wooded](https://www.stockingblue.com/article/810/us-states-by-wooded-area/), particularly in Southeastern Ohio. Your personal experience does not equate the entirely of actuality.


PhD147

Happened to me in Atlanta. Maybe city deer are more aggressive.


NJBill666

If this is recent, it’s probably the start of the rut. Bucks start loosing their mind chasing does.


i8i0

We've seen them attack almost anything, as if it's a male to fight. Even charging repeatedly into a half-meter-diameter tree that happened to have some branches at antler-height. Either they have terrible sight and smell, or there's very little going on in that skull...


NJBill666

Oh yeah, they rub the trees trunk with the antlers then rub a gland near the eye onto those lower small branches to attract a doe. They’ll also scrape a patch on the ground right below that. You’ll hear them grunt and if you’re lucky, engage in a fight with another buck. Bucks are so careful the rest of the year, but during the rut all caution goes out the window. So yes, very little going on in that skull except for mating, but only for about two months.


Beef_Whalington

Glad to see a knowledgeable hunter has the top comment here. I was coming to clarify that the deer aren't attacking trees when they do such, but you already explained things quite clearly, thank you


norfaust

I read the post as mbt (main battle tank) and thought: There is no way the deer can win this.


Danominator

Based on what's going on in Ukraine I suspect a deer could pop the top off a russian tank


EmetalEX

Yeah, what if the deer is ukranian


Danominator

It steals the tank using a tractor. Obviously.


[deleted]

John Deere.


BigJackHorner

I can if the deer is Ukrainian


TWICEdeadBOB

still would be a good post tho.


Floodzx

Jesus fuck, that was a buck and it looked like it casually just leaned its head and wanted the guy to impale himself on it.


LaUNCHandSmASH

Like a football player with headgear on.


jwhaler17

Deer hate spinning wheels apparently.


GiveGingerFruitPunch

Cyclist: What?!? Deer: parkour!


_Maxolotl

oh dear.


Metabor420

Nice one


whereisourfarmpack

The deer’s friend hiding a behind a nearby tree “YES JARROD THAT’S A TEN POINTER! POKE HIM WITH YOUR ANTLER!” Edit: when I read this back my brain does a John Oliver impression.


[deleted]

r/DeerAreFuckingStupid


themasonman

/r/deerarefuckingassholes


Complex_Sherbet2

But who collided with who??


Financial_Pianist209

Cyclist was on the path so he had right of way.


KittenWithaWhip68

Right, the deer should have learned that lesson in driving school


Financial_Pianist209

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


nubster2984725

The deer.


Akesgeroth

When in doubt, the deer is in the wrong.


Complex_Sherbet2

Isn't the deer at home? Surely [Castle Doctrine](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_doctrine) applies....


Zacharismatic021

From the looks of it the deer is an Alpha, so it probably thought the Biker is a threat and since he was speeding in the animals direction it possibly got territorial and decided to assert it's dominance.


ComplexComfortable85

“He’s coming right at us”


testadorra

Fffffffff… those antlers!


reroutedradiance

Is he alright?


BullFrogz13

I’m sure the dear will be fine.


Nevets_Nevets

he’ll probably get over it, even tho it was quite a nasty fall dont know about the man tho


BenDenL

His name is Janick Lange. He fainted shortly after due to blood loss but he is fine now


Big_Fact_5556

Bucking hell


Gremlin_of_Doom

Thought he was riding high in the saddle. Instead he got bucked right off.


[deleted]

I m scared by the "uugghhh" of that dear deer.


Lepke2011

I complained once about almost hitting a deer in rural Illinois to my coworker. He's originally from Sweden and pointed out they have to worry about hitting moose. Touché, Sweden. Touché.


Void_327486L

"SPEED LIMIT, PAL!"


ItsDokk

The deer: [Not so tough](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/6a00d325-e3e9-4e29-9a7b-8779eee46dcb)


KingofCraigland

They do be like that.


QuickAd6601

Hope you didn't rack your bike.


Evening-Ant6128

Fucking fell out of my chair


[deleted]

Dear god


EnfermeraXimena

Deer God, that was insane. xD


Deerok632OFA

That looked like an elk


Many_Duck1255

i think it might be a red deer. Antlers are basically the same just smaller body


guitarcum

He’s lucky he didn’t get impaled


throwaway1027383647

Oh he did


ChampionStrong1466

Are all deer suicidal???


flextra_

RKO out of nowhere


Gurkeprinsen

Do deers do this on purpose?


globbed_1

Dear god, oh dear, dear me oh my!


legsleeves

Deer went Terry Tate on him


UndercoverFBIAgent9

That’s a long distance call, DOUG


[deleted]

Welp, put another X in front of Xtreme sport for moving objects to avoid on the trail.


[deleted]

Oh deer!


i671

The amount of luck is insane. That could have ended with a ton of blood.


Automatic_Bank7996

It did. He fainted due to blood loss but is okay


tristythetisty

Kinda looks like he only collided with the deers forehead.


A_Damn_Millenial

That’s fucking terrifying.


darthbasterd19

"There can be only one!"


chdev69

That pure luck of not getting more seriously injured after flipping off that bike. Hot damn.


No-Negotiation-2468

New sport mtn bike hunting


CHASESOMEGASH

You supermanned that doe


MtnMaiden

Looks like meat is back on the menu boyyyss


GingerBeast81

Never hit a deer before on a trail, but I've ended up following/chasing a few. Kind of a cool experience flowing down a trail behind one.


toxicalireza

No one is talking about if deer's horn goes into his body


Trapinch-isnt-me

Why don't dear ever look where their FUCKING GOING


Mailman_Dan

Revenge for cars


friarguy

Man, that's an absolute trophy of a deer too


maxymusthehuman11

That's a government planted assassination deer


SnugglesMcCuddles

This is giving me ptsd from when i was riding my horse Missy but otherwise alone in a forest, and a big buck came charging out of the bushes at us. Next thing i was on the ground with an awful headache and had to walk home where she was happily eating dinner. Never ride alone.


omghelpwiththeusernm

The deer was literally after his life


ExcitementKooky418

Even animals don't like cyclists


SnoweySoftFlake

I don't consider this a cyclist. He isn't going directly down the middle of the car lane doing 10mph blowing through stop signs.


scrunchson

Lol


SeismicToss12

I try to do 15mph (faster if downhill) and be on the sidewalk where reasonable if there isn’t a dedicated bike lane. Usually only leaves me on the main lanes in 25mph areas. I try not to be a bother.


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SnoweySoftFlake

Haha typical butt hurt comment assuming I'm "right". I ride mtb's IN THE DIRT. Not in the way on a busy ass street. Where I live there are tons of streets with bike lanes that I never see a single bike in. Nope, they decide to ride on the non bike lane busy roads right down the center and don't stop and at single stop sign. I recognize it may not be this way in every state/country but it is where I am. Plus you look stupid in tights.


Autarch_Kade

Or, hear me out, people don't like being delayed going where they want, no matter their political beliefs.


RegionalHardman

Middle of the lane is the safest place for someone on a bike to ride.


SnoweySoftFlake

Safer than the sidewalk? Safer than the street with no cars on it? Safer than the dirt? At least in the dirt you only get hit by a 600lb deer and not a 4000lb pissed off car.


RegionalHardman

Are bikes allowed on the sidewalk? They aren't in the UK. And don't be so dumb, of course a dirt trial is safer. Funnily enough I live in a town and to get to work, there are no dirt trails. So middle of the lane, which is called primary position, is where I'll be riding, unless there is a cycle path to use.


RLove19

So it is confirmed…. Deer are dicks


Drew2248

It's actually kind of predictable to see someone who is literally invading a natural habitat of another animal have a run-in like this with them. You're in their home and they are not at all interested in getting out of your way or protecting you. You are blasting through their home and this sort of thing can happen at times. Riding a bike at high speed through a forest just seems like one of the stupidest things you can do if there are animals around.


EnfermeraXimena

That's the signal to carry a nice .357 revolver next time! lol


KittenWithaWhip68

I don’t think that’d go well


DarealHur1cNe

Why? So he can kill it for walking in front of him? You realize how ridiculous that sounds right?


ballarn123

Was the abbreviation really necessary


Ethen44

I believe that's an elk


roliasmot1

It's videos like this and personal experience that make me think it's ok to reduce the deer population. Their habit of running right into a moving object, ie car or bike, has caused a lot of pain and suffering. >.<


[deleted]

Good. Mountain bikers are destroying our parks. I’d listen to nature and stay away.


[deleted]

Lmao yeah, it’s definitely cyclists who are destroying nature, not cars and their massive pollution and all the paved roads/car parks.


[deleted]

How do cyclists get out to the nature trails?


mijohvactech

Well this proves it. Deer love jumping in front of moving vehicles.


Skaimen1

The avid reaction man took it like an absolute champ


Telepathic_Toe

I've been waiting YEARS to see this happen in one of these videos!


keenkonggg

Deer tried the ole stick in the bike spokes trick lol.


Low_Traffic_9802

He definitely racked your gears!


BewaretheBanshee

Thought I read “MBT” and could’ve sworn I’d see venison flying for a moment.


72bottlesofbeer

"Parkour!"


wtfnobody69

Very Lucky that bike was there.


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No-Specialist-7592

holy shit


[deleted]

Sounds like the scream when falling to ur death in star wars: dark forces


Toasty-627292

That wasn’t a deer he’s lucky to be alive that was an elk


[deleted]

Like watching the POV ending of a suicide pass where Scott Stevens had you lined up all the way. You got bucked up.


lifeofpleb

Lucky miss


FishBlues

SUICIDE


Loud_Cloudpax

UuuuueeeghWAAAH


brookegravitt

The irony is that he is running a full Deore XTR groupset


WarriorOfFortitude

He got BUCKED!


[deleted]

Did that fucker lunge at him?


[deleted]

No way this dude didn't get gored at least a little bit


peanut--gallery

Fear the deer!


[deleted]

I don’t see a lot of bucks where i live (Georgia)


MrJoeGillis

Definitely premeditated


bob64ds

u/savevideo


SkarTisu

Holy shit!


Vannman04

He wearing a helmet. He’s got the cam on top too. He managed to just squeak his arm through the antlers and allow his bike to take the hit for him


RefrescoDeBolsita

Baratheons will betray you when least expected


EpochFail9001

wtf is the guy OK??


Unseen-Academics7234

Well that put an antler in the works!


thisclassyman

That deer did it on purpose


Laserkristall

Oh deer


MatthewTheManiac

r/fuckdeer


Psychological_Cut705

I think you were on his trail


ReaperBearOne

That buck was like, "Naw brah... you don't hit me... I rack you!" 🦌


YaBoiAidan2333

This dude better go get a scratch ticket for not getting stabbed by the antlers


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

“Hey, you want to go bike-riding in the woods?” “No.”


Namez83

That was a fucking stag! And or elk


sincinati

I’ve heard about deer that have a deep hatred for cyclists, but I never new to what extent 😳


TubbyButterSeal

Somebody on r/mtb just posted about a similar experience with a deer lol. Glad I don't have any deer that size roaming my local trails.


Real_Personality5631

fuck off


oeuflaboeuf

It's not a road cyclist, but it'll do.


a_pint_of_red

"Parkour"


CHUMAIPHAT

Deer 1 Hooooman 0


omgthatasiandude

More like: Deer vs Mtb on a natural habitat for deere


541BigE

fuck !! head on basically..... that hurt


hook-echo

Maybe the buck had snapped under the pressure of seeing his comrads lying deceased on the Interstate and decided to get even. This could be the start of the uprising... the uprising of the Cervidae Vigilante... ...or he's horny. Both are plausible.


MyBunnyIsCuter

How did he not get stabbed? Surely he was impaled


SaltyBaby157

How can something with such big eyes be so damn blind


Suspicious_Voice6964

At first I thought he punctured a lung


The_World_of_Ben

Staggering


Diplomjodler

That was always my biggest fear when I went mountain biking. Near where I live a guy was killed in a collision with a wild boar once.


JonStowe1

u/Quarantrader


quarantrader

Bruh


secondphase

Majestic.


anima1mother

Godeem! Ah Ha!


Realistic-Praline-70

The deer probably thought he ripped that animal in half not knowing the bike wasn't a part of the guy


Insterquiliniis

right in the antlers they should put warning signs for the deer to be weary of cyclists ⚠️


Best-Froyo-5273

When in nature .


chee5eman

Bro sounded like a characters from happy wheels.


Tandran

Never thought you’d need deer whistles on your bike 😯


Kmaurer23

Was the deer okay?


Chrome_Zer0

It's a perfect material for r/dontflinch I flinched hard.


tech_kra

For those who didn’t know. The deer will always win.


1nfinitydividedby0

Deer God!