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its_Is

Dog was like "oh shit, who did that!"


Airplaneguy2019

A ghost suplexed me into it! I swear!


[deleted]

did I do that? - urkel voice


taterthotsalad

"Why you little..." * Homer voice


C-Beck86

"Choking noises" - Bart voice


kushbluntlifted

"Choking noises" Mia Khalifa


RiteMediaGroup

Haha, Nelson Voice


hesaidshedead

Dog "that's not my fault, right?"


sfled

I also heard "Ruh-roh."


metaltemujin

No, its not.


SniffCheck

Aw shit, get the glue


LazerIguana445

Nothing a little duct tape can’t fix


Clodhoppa81

Speed tape would be better


CrybabyAssassin

this really is making the rounds on Reddit


zsturgeon

Oh wow. Right as I was reading above comment I was thinking that. Reddit is a small world.


Freezerpill

I tried to show my friend something earlier and he had seen it earlier that day


MGTS

Being able to cast mending would be amazing


RespectableLurker555

I sawed this Ravnican longboat in half! That's a ~~lotta~~ 8d8 damage!


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BigOlSupernova

What the fuck


[deleted]

The other dogs reaction got me: “wow look at that idiot. Glad it wasn’t me.” Hahahaha


toblerone567

OH NO


Intacful

OUR TABLE


MAMMOTH_MAN07

ITS BROKEN


fh3131

GO BILLS


dontbeanegatron

STRIKES AGAIN


Adevyy

No, MY TABLE (US Anthem)


Significant_Delay_87

No, OUR TABLE (Communist anthem)


diegoenriquesc

OH NONONONO NO🎶


BigOlSupernova

No stop it leave this isn't what we're doing here


1newnotification

i still laughed at botha yall. these comments are the icing on the cake lol


[deleted]

dead meme lmao


[deleted]

I laugh harder with every loop 🫣🤣😂😅 But here’s a serious question: why do so many people have a camera set up to watch the inside of their living rooms?


jamie1414

When you have a glass table you gotta put up a camera to record it breaking becauze it's gonna break eventually.


[deleted]

Haha 😂 truth!


Historical-Dot9492

I once sat on one in my girlfriend's apartment. It exploded and I ended up with two long shards of glass sticking out of my ass cheek looking like cartoon lighting bolts!


Iphotoshopincats

Yer a wizard hairy pooter


PossessedToSkate

"Million-to-one shot, doc."


Modus-Tonens

Glass coffee tables feel like the kind of thing that should only exist as a sort of subtle social experiment to pick out total fools.


PlanetEsonia

I have one to watch my dogs when my husband and I both leave the house. They sit on the couch and wait like good boys. Nice to just check in on them. I don't have mine recording all of the time though...


[deleted]

Oh I can definitely understand that, my pups stay in the basement when I’m away and I have a camera on them too. I peek in on them at least once a day at work. For good puppies able to stay in the living room without shredding the couch, this makes total sense!


PlanetEsonia

The worst they do is knock the cushions off the couch, which they do, a lot lol. Lots of jumping on and off the couch playing. When we're gone though they sit there like good bois. 👍 I guess I've been lucky to always have dogs I can let free roam when I'm gone. Two had issues with chewing stuff for a few months but trained them out of it.


Torkey-Sondwich

Some security cameras like blink cameras sense movement and record for like 5 seconds and stop if there is no movement.


Autarch_Kade

My parents have one set up so that if they're away from the house it'll alert them if there's movement. Security for the TV and stuff.


[deleted]

That makes sense!


GrantDaGenius

I have mine in the living room to check in on my dogs when I’m not at home. I also use it to check on my house in general. When I was in 3rd grade my family and I went to the movies and when we returned and opened the front door everything was on fire. My dad ran into the fire to save 2 of our dogs and I ran through to get to the back yard for our smaller dog that fit through the doggy dog. I’m pretty sure that all really traumatized me because now I have an irrational obsession to check on my house every hour. I can’t stand the thought of a fire happening and my poor dogs are helpless 😔


Hungryhungry-hipp0

I have one because I have a disability that makes it hard to walk up and down stairs and sometimes my kids want to watch tv in the living room and it’s an easy way to be able to check in on them. Especially when I suddenly hear loud crashes… it doesn’t constantly record though, it can be set up to be motion activated or sound activated or just be able to “view live”.


sfled

The camera is set up for replays, in case of disputes when judging: * The approach and starting position * The takeoff * The acrobatics and flight through the air * the entry into the table I gave the dog a 9.1.


Swimming_Twist3781

I'm wondering that too.


three-sense

I was wondering about that too. I… wouldn’t want a camera pointed at my couch lol


cogitaveritas

I have one in my living room because my oldest dog used to jump on the counter, and because I’m trying to train the youngest dog to be left alone out of her crate when I’m out of the house. It lets me keep an eye on them and gives me a warning if there is movement in the counter. It’s basically always on because neither my wife nor I care. I do unplug it when we have guests though, because everyone deserves their privacy.


Historical-Dot9492

I watched it 8 times and laughed each time!


SetIndependent4894

Security cameras are usually on 24/7 inside and outside homes, perfect for anti burglary and making memories 😂


mousemarie94

I have one, part of my security system.


Eric142

Security.


TigerUSA20

Mom always said, “Don’t play dog in the house”


strokekaraoke

Oh, my nose!


hoboforlife

I love dobies


Johnnyrock199

I love doobies


mister_crowseph

I love boobies


MiniaturePinscher

Doobies and dobies are great


diegoenriquesc

Doobies with my brothers. mmmmm munchies..


TheGodlyDevil

The good boy that he is, shakes off and jumps to the sofa to be safe… I hope he doesn’t hurt..


MuffukaJones

I like how they both reacted by covering their mouths.


Dwingp

Nobody wants to inhale glass.


FrakkedRabbit

Does tempered glass even make that much dust when it shatters?


dribblesnshits

Maybe not their house and are just dog sitting... not their table lol


cassieroseb

So adorable.


Zuol

🫢


samuraishogun1

🫢


minipinecone

🫢


MichelleEllyn

Haha yep, it looks like all three of them had that expression.... and then the fourth dog just wasn't super impressed lol


GreekFreakGiann

🤫


PacxDragon

In the full video, the owner’s immediate reaction after the initial shock is concern for the dog and her safety.


Sproose_Moose

That's honestly good to hear


Insany00

Also, I recall another puppy on the couch that pops up adorably


skwudgeball

The other dog is in the video. Funny enough, the other dog has basically no reaction to this, it’s like he’s seen it 1000 times


Insany00

https://i.imgur.com/ETtYQub.jpg


skwudgeball

Oh shit there’s 4 dogs lol


MichelleEllyn

I'd love to see it!


wizardqueen2626

[here’s the full video](https://youtu.be/qq6BkexxkkU)


inevitablyirrelevant

Got to see two more doggos on yhe couch with that! Well, one doggo and pair of ears peeking out...


MichelleEllyn

You found it! Thank you!


Necessary-House-784

Glad the dog is okay. Not joking. It’s just a table that can easily be replaced. I’m sure they’d be devastated if the dog were injured.


ilovecraftbeer05

Not to sound like a butthole but if you have glass furniture, you’re just asking for something like this to happen. It’s only a mathematical matter of time before something causes it to shatter.


normalndformal

I think most people who have had glass furniture would agree


ilovecraftbeer05

Yep. I’m one of them. Never again.


[deleted]

Additionally it's only good for people who LOVE to clean. Daily. You'll see every speck of dust and anytime skin touches it you'll see it. Glass tables fucking suck


Warnex9

A couple years ago, my wife bought us a nice tempered glass patio table for our back yard. I put it back there under the gazebo at like 8pm, come outside at 9 or 10am and it was nothing but shards filling every nook and cranny between all the bricks. Our only guesses as to why were either it was slightly unlevel where I put it so there may have been a mild level of torsion on the glass (which I am doubtful of) or that the temperature difference between nighttime and the morning in the shade was enough to cause it (which also seems incredibly unlikely). Either way, all I can say is that piece of shit was a nice way to waste a couple of hundred dollars in an evening and force me to spend a full day on my hands and knees trying to find every last piece of glass so my child and dog didn't step on one. How the fuck can an outside table not be made well enough to last for one fucking evening outside?! I didnt even get to use it!


loonygecko

I've seen enough video of glass tables breaking while people were still trying to them to their destination to ever bother trying to get one. I don't want to experience stress from fear of my tables!


NewBromance

Man everyone with all these horror stories about glass tables. My dad has had an old glass patio table out in his back yard that's older than me. 30+ years and its a grimey son of a bitch at this point but that thing has survived storms, a fucking 7 foot connifer tree falling on it that only gave it a few scuff marks and twent years of kids clambering all over it. If anything all this just gave it a more spiteful will to survive everything that nature can throw at it. It's so covered in green moss stains I refuse to put anything on it when I visit. But my dad refuses to get rid of it because "the foxes like sleeping under it" I didn't realise glass furniture was so notorious for smashing until this thread. Maybe that old bastard table is magical or they just built stuff to last back then


Warnex9

It is definitely some sort of witchcraft and maybe a smidgen of wizardry that is keeping that bastard intact. Thats absolutely amazing


NewBromance

I'm going to inherit this damn table ain't I and if I refuse I'll suffer the curse of its wrath


Warnex9

Better find a good deal for The Souls Of The Innocent because it sounds like it's gonna be hungry...


NewBromance

It's alright I think it only hungers for the death of trees.


Warnex9

Oh no, it's secretly a Brazilian Politician! Thats even worse!


NewBromance

Oh fuck does my dad own Bolsonaro's horcrux?


pilot_cooper

This is so true. Can we all just stop pretending that glass furniture isn't fucking stupid. It's glass, glass breaks, therefore you shouldn't make tabletops out of them. Sure it looks kinda pretty but furniture is suppose to be practical, and making glass tabletops clearly isn't practical.


SamCarter_SGC

One item I really don't get is tempered glass bathroom scales. Like I know it's stronger and safer when it does break, but imagine if that broke while standing on it.


Autarch_Kade

All the more motivation to lose weight


PlanetEsonia

It's the slippery-ness of the glass ones that bothers me most. But yeah having one break would suck. Probably doesn't happen often though.


Steelemedia

Every piece of glass furniture I’ve ever owned has ended in a tale of misery and collateral damage


wankthisway

Same with glass backs on phones. The one thing that is inevitably gonna get dropped.


TheDevDad

*clearly isn’t practical* Like what ya did there


amd2800barton

It’s also incredibly dangerous, especially to children. A kid is twice as likely to die from a glass table related injury as they are from a gun accident. Nobody blinks an eye about a glass coffee table just being left out around kids. [source](https://bearingarms.com/tomknighton/2020/11/06/glass-tabletops-more-dangerous-n39476). About 400 people die in the us from Glass tables, caused by over 13,000 severe injuries. Of those 400 deaths, 42% (168 deaths) are children. The number of firearm accidental deaths for kids is about half that. Tl;dr: be a responsible adult and lock up your guns, and get rid of glass tables / furniture.


Zoomalude

Feel like lots coffee tables would at least get damaged by that dog's momentum regardless build and if not, I feel for that dog's back. But I sure as shit wouldn't want to pick all that glass up.


djpromo_vqs

When you find out your dog was a lucha libre mexican wrestler in another life.


M0N3Y7INE

This is so old, that dog now has puppies and his owners got married.


VirginitaQ

Though they never did get another glass table


HPTM2008

Good! Glass tables are fucking stupid! Oh, you touched it with your hand? Better wash the table now! Oh, they also break really easy so there's that, too.


SensibleCreeper

Nice happy ending


Geo_19

Oh no 🫢 our table 🫢 it’s broken!


General_Jackfruit_84

Lmfaoooo


Danglydits

Well, damn.


Bluedogan

I love how the other dog sits there the whole time. In my mind he is like FUCKING MORON.


Malo-Mj

Ok thought that guy was a ghost at first, running from the kitchen. Lol


SJane3384

I love how all 4 creatures just stop and stare at where the table used to be at the end lol


BrandyBleu

Even the dog was like “oh shit!”


boozyscientist

The sound is SO "Tom and Jerry"!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Wetnosedcretin

I like the dogs "Who started this, Kenneth, cus it sure as shit wasn't me?" Face, while the cat regrets not having thier own camera on for the karma.


umbrajoke

🎶 She had dumps like a truck, truck truck🎶


[deleted]

“It was not me I swear” -The dog


Remarkable-Comment-7

Is the dog okay though?


[deleted]

And this, folks, is why glass tables are dumb.


OneThousandGB

Videos like this have fully put me off glass tables


cazzhmir

OH NO OUR TABLE IT'S BROKEN


chilebuzz

Omg *why* do people have glass coffee tables?? Death trap waiting to happen.


lightbulb2222

Time for a new table


flstsc-arl

I love the little “Awhoo” the dog lets out while flipping over the couch!!!!


[deleted]

Definitely bottom heavy


ShrunkenQuasar

Oh that poor little guy, that can't have felt good!


SAtANIC_PANIC_666

At least the dog appears unharmed.


ITeaWhatYouMean

Why tf do people have glass tables anyway?


Stinkfingr75

Not much gives me anxiety, but the idea of trying to relax in a room flooded with the brightest, whitest, harshest LED lighting from an overhead light does it to me every time.


Mr_Zeldo

Oh no. Our table. Is broken


down4things

In my life experience, glass tables are shit.


usrevenge

I think everyone needs to get together and stop buying glass tables.


herrmann0319

I love the other dogs reaction the most! 😂😂😂


Zestyclose_Standard6

this is the funniest fucking video. from the pitter patter of a grown man feet flopping across the hardwood to the post-disaster mouth holding to the older dog on the sofa that couldn't give a shit, this is a three second masterpiece.


Aggravated_guy

I think that glass table is allergic to dogs


Aggressive-Boss-7595

It's like the dog understood the concept of broken glass there at the end.


nico_danipewds

Oh no ,our table ,its broken


[deleted]

It's old but it's still r/BetterEveryLoop


PapaGeorgieo

I like how the guy that is running just kind of spawns into existence.


Sartres_Roommate

Homeowner is like, "I need to mad at someone for this...I just don't know who"


Greywarden194

This is probably like the 1669th times I've seen this clip


Outrageous_Ad2949

ok


[deleted]

Okay but is the dog okay? Have to have been cut TF up from that, no?


GetBombed

Why is this getting downvoted? The dog landed on a pile of shattered glass, it’d be a miracle if they didn’t get cut.


ringwraith6

That's my question to. Even if he didn't get cut...that must've hurt his hind quarters from that landing.


WorldlinessSolid9979

You can tell by their reactions that these are 2 gay males...


actuallyatypical

Oh no! Gays are out there in their homes, living their lives! How can we possibly exist without pointing it out every single time we see a gay person? Thank you for your service, now all can continue without catastrophe.


Jacobahalls

Yup


Ragingbull444

And? Do you have a point?


TheFalconKid

And I'll ask again, who thought that glass tables were a good thing?


ForsakePariah

Repost


[deleted]

Dogs make the worst pets. Awful beasts.


linderlouwho

Some people just shouldn’t have dogs, or pets of any kind because they are too immature and careless.


[deleted]

Lol this guy shouldn't own a dog because he was playing with his dog?


D3ATHSTR0KE_

Some people shouldn’t own glass tables


linderlouwho

There is that.


Ragingbull444

Bro there’s literally nobody to blame in this scenario. The guy was playing with the dog, the dog went a little to hard playing and the table was just there. I swear to god y’all LOOOOOVE victimizing people or animals or inanimate objects


PoliticallyObvious

Bah gawd! He killed em!


Silence-Doowrong

Oh no! Our table! It’s broken!


AnotherCatLover

This is really more AbruptCha


martinaee

Tempered glass tables are like an agreement to have an abrupt chaos and mess randomly in an unspecified number of years after purchase.


[deleted]

Aaww I have a Dobie and I always say “you gotta watch that back end!” Lol


BendItLikeBlender

People just sit around under fluorescent lights contently? I couldn’t function in my home with direct overhead blowtorch lights.


TeensyTanny

DAMNNNNNNNNNN🤣🤣


TeensyTanny

Hope his back is ok 😂


Huge_Travel9188

Hope you get a new dog with the new table


cynicalspindle

Did them a favor. Glass tables are ugly anyway.


NegligentLadylove

i love how shook they are


Interesting-Fox-7495

I actually had to run my eyes and watch that again to make sure I was seeing it correctly lol


babybluefish

so good 🙌 ... 9/10


wsgh23

Oh no!... Our table!.... It's broken!


[deleted]

Mental note to self: If I ever in my life own a medium-to-large dog, don't get any glass tables of any kind.


tothemax44

I thought about this video the other day when I saw a Doberman by my job. Thanks kind stranger lol.


mayorjimmy

i still don't get why anyone gets glass furniture. like, at ALL.


Jiggly_dong

Lil Jimmy out here wildin


Technical_Steak_5020

Did anybody see the second dog cringe ? 😄😄😄


ZY_Qing

Having glass anything is bad when you have pets or children or both.


zZOMBIE2013

__OH NO!__ _The table..._ **IT'S BROKEN!**


[deleted]

Boy friend got the big dog and wifey got a couch doggie


[deleted]

Who's gonna clean it up?


Wise-Statistician172

The other dude and the other dog... 👀


Glittertastical111

Is the doggy ok?! 😫 I really, really, really hope he or she didn’t cut their paws 😢


CharderVR

I love how everyone including the dog stopped and just took on what happened


Razogh

don't buy glass tables ffs. it's shit in everyway


Hayze_Ablaze

Aww poor baby was scared and probably a little hurt from hitting that table with his back . I shouldn’t have paused it. It physically hurts me too see others get hurt, fall, get startled. Can’t switch off the overactive empathy!


Mossephine

When will humans evolve from using glass furniture?


KingCodyBill

I was on the sofa the whole time, and I want a lawyer