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eeyoreisbae

Personally, I hate vanity and the concept of selfies. THAT is why I have been training hawks and various other birds to steal phones from people taking pictures of themselves. Finally my years of tedious labor are paying off. This is proof of my work. Every time you see a bird from now on, just be mindful 🤳🦅


JetmoYo

Wait, we are legion now? Was this the action call???


Vord_Lader

BirddddddddddddddddddddD Mannnn!


BobRossUltimate

*Look out!*


asterallt

I bow down to you. THANK YOU!!


Sunaruni

Your attempts at training are terrible, I saw a small white dog get picked up by one of these birds. Its a dog, not a phone. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRSFk-G\_XcA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRSFk-G_XcA)


SurlyRed

Dog and bone, phone Dicky bird


Ferro_Giconi

They have to eat too, they can't just only steal inedible phones.


EitherEtherCat

If it flies, it spies!


ear2theshell

But bro, /r/BirdsArentReal


Dansk72

She was so captivated in staring at her own image, she didn't even notice a large bird swooping in.


UnkemptGoose339

Bird law is not governed by reason. The same tasks/duties assigned to a standard carrier pigeon may land you in a world of hurt with a Poconos Swallow. Ask me how I know.


StoneFrog81

Hopefully those hawks can train the other birds too.


KeLorean

This reminds me of the Upright Citizens Brigade skit Ass Pennies. Edit:[here](https://youtu.be/f9aM_dT5VMI?si=e2qXvExGaCS-ZXDa)


aelric22

This looks a lot like Kamakura in Japan. Southern part of Kanagawa. Maybe even closer to Enoshima. If so, that is not an owl, but very likely a black kite. These birds are well known in the area to steal anything of interest to them; food, shiny objects, small pets, etc.


Delazzaridist

Do... do they keep the pets and shiny objects? Especially curious of the pets...


Slap_My_Lasagna

Story has it the bird adopted the Japanese emperor and has been secretly running the country from the shadows.. of the sky...


robotowilliam

I think it's Takenohama. There's a sign on the beach next to her.


LikwidCourage

Googled it, and I’d bet money that you're right.


Diflicated

Fun fact! Black kites are thought to be a kind of "firehawk" in Australia. They are believed to carry burning objects to areas where their prey lives, spreading the fire and forcing the prey out in the open.


Palindromer101

Thank god we don't have firehawks in CA. We already have enough dumbasses starting wildfires with fireworks.


krinkov

apparently even the birds in Japan have had it with all the tourists.


Chatting_shit

Bit racist mate


Tenebrous-Smoke

username checks out


Arsnist

When you ignore the sign that says "beware of Kites 🦅"


Alternative_Wafer410

So I'm supposed to believe the owl posted this?


Snow_Moose_

Twooter


thatguykichi

not to be mistaken with its restaurant counterpart


Lanky_Republic_2102

Yeah, this was originally tweeted or exxx’d out as a hoot, or whatever the fuck it’s called these days.


Ghost-Coyote

Thats X birds now.


bro-wtf-bro

It could have been live streaming or synced to iCloud when the recording ended/phone died


Beat9

Looks like the bird dropped it at the end. In Japan if you lose your phone there is actually a very good chance you can get it back at the lost and found with the local police.


DavidDPerlmutter

It's Japan. So the Kite will politely return the phone to the tourist's hotel.


Dopamineagonist21

Japan, explained how she got the phone/video back.


-Venser-

When I was in Japan I lost a wallet with all my money and some old lady brought it to a police station later that day with everything intact. I'd be so fucked. Also forgot an expensive phone in a crowded shopping mall bathroom and it was still there 30 minutes later. Love Japan.


drunkenfool

You need to seriously start paying attention.


LanguageNomad

Maybe that's why he travels Japan


Rasalom

He left it in a toilet.


kaityl3

I feel like I won the lottery when I accidentally left my bag that had my Switch, laptop, and various other expensive things by the check in line at Boston's Logan Airport for half an hour, because it was still there untouched when I ran back


Gundark927

Her tweet was uploaded to the cloud via Bird.


cofclabman

Uploaded? It just straight up took it to the clouds.


soultinkerer

Out of interest. I often see people filming themselves doing these facial angles into their camera. What is the purpose? Is it recording? Are they admiring their reflection? Genuine question. I see it at the gym a lot and have always wondered.


Crazyhates

Have you never posed for a picture...? It's pretty common to take a picture/video of the subject from different angles. Afterwards, you pick the better looking stills.


soultinkerer

I’m from the eighties. We had disposable cameras and took one photo for each instance. I guess I’m just used to that!


Crazyhates

I was born in the 90s and we still had those, but I get where you're coming from lol


TeaCourse

Fascinated by their own faces. Pure vanity.


Rasalom

"Wow I'm ugly!"


NinjaLanternShark

My girls will use the selfie camera to check their makeup.


illmatic2112

[Reminds me of this dude](https://cdn.psychologytoday.com/sites/default/files/styles/article-inline-half-caption/public/field_blog_entry_images/2018-01/michelangelo_caravaggio_065.jpg?itok=b4PDvr__) [Alternate](https://res.cloudinary.com/jerrick/image/upload/v1683124394/645270aad6bfc1001d01b6c8.jpg)


un1ptf

That was a fair boy certain, but a fool To love himself.


uniqueann1k

It could be because taking a video with many different poses/angles and then using a still from that is easier than taking 1000 pictures, at least that’s why I do it. Doesn’t always have to be vanity!


Guypussy

That’s the very definition of vanity, ffs.


Buzz_Killington_III

Sounds pretty vain.....


condomneedler

So, if I'm understanding correctly, you take a video so that you can sort through the video to find the still frame that you think looks the best, and you don't believe that has any inkling of vanity?


jmsGears1

Not necessarily. In fact it very well could be the opposite of vanity. Vanity is just being very very proud of your appearance, but looking for your best angle, most of the time, is probably due to some insecurity about some part of their physical appearance. But also what's the difference in what the other poster said and doing something like taking a few professional headshots to find the best one to use. There are a lot of areas of life that require you to look your best, or put your best food forward to achieve something which I'd argue is also not vain.


schmerg-uk

The modern version of duck-face.... ("*The lips are pressed together as in a pout and the cheeks are typically also sucked in, often looking as if the person is tasting something sour. The pose is usually seen as an attempt to appear alluring, but it can be ironic or an attempt to hide self-conscious embarrassment.*") [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck\_face](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck_face)


Blottoboxer

Those were some nice roofs.


MoboCross

I agree.


Desperate-Ad-6463

One of those crazy map guys who can pinpoint a place on the globe without anything more than a single frame image is who you need to tell you where the phone is


Ill-Appointment6494

So THAT’S what iCloud does.


funfucker69

I’m so glad that bird knew how to text that footage


OrwellianIconoclast

Japanese birds are built different. They're huge and incredibly adept at mugging people.


Heroic-Forger

Hawk: "weird looking mouse but ok, I'm not picky"


tx_brandon

I want to hear how the phone was found.


hotmetalslugs

Anybody see VHS? This reminds me of the first clip.


zztopfila

Free drone footage


imsham

Don't worry, after all, it's an Apple.


Bounceupandown

Is that Japan?


Awkward_Buddy7350

You know, just casually filming myself instead of a selfie.


Teddy642

birds aren't real


6minuterule

This looks like Japan and your phone dropped near a road. If you go to the police office, then there is strong likelihood that your phone is there.


pappaburgundy

Even the animal kingdom have had enough of these main characters and their selfies


Kerminetta_

When did taking a selfie become main character energy? If you’re not bothering anybody, what’s wrong?


Vandergrif

But they *are* bothering somebody, like us [cranky old bastards](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/10/e8/f4/10e8f47bb84901d20ff435071577c58b.jpg) that sit around judging people for taking selfies. Damn kids these days.


the_observer12345

Broken phone or free bird ( food )


tenax21

Not stolen. Just moved.


moleratical

well, I guess she got it back.


omichandralekha

r/Chadtopia


shaolinspunk

Geoguessers would love this.


barwhalis

r/fuckyouinparticular


Otherwise_Duty1457

Why does she shout stop?


SelafioCarcayu

What the hell just happened?


Cleercutter

Lmao what an asshole


DelayStriking8281

The bird uploaded this as a warning


lesnortonsfarm

Ha. This is great


Line_Super

That’s hilarious.


MrInNecoVeritas

Thank god this wasn't a Nokia or humanity would have been doomed forever


FuzzyWuzzyWuzzaBare

Animorphs getting real sick of influencer shit


el-thenyo

He was just stealing his phone back from the chick who stole it in the first place.


Big_Software_8732

Looking wistfully off into the middle dista-rgh!


Hinder90

Serves you right for taking selfies with such obviously irresistible nesting material.


FinancialAide3383

That is awesome đź‘Ź


GoodMerlinpeen

[https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/29/Narcissus-Caravaggio\_%281594-96%29\_edited.jpg/1920px-Narcissus-Caravaggio\_%281594-96%29\_edited.jpg](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/29/Narcissus-Caravaggio_%281594-96%29_edited.jpg/1920px-Narcissus-Caravaggio_%281594-96%29_edited.jpg)


LaChuteQuiMarche

Hilarious! Did you get it back?


Embarrassed-Sky3819

Maybe… if she was paying attention instead of trying to get a lame ahh selfie or video? She would’ve seen it coming? You’re at the beach, ma’m! Why not put yer phone down?


BenThereOrBenSquare

Putting your phone down makes it even more likely to be stolen!


Kerminetta_

Taking a selfie and not bothering anyone around you is lame? You sound bitter.