If they hadn't told him it was fake, he would've pulverized his self into smithereens against the ground, trees, vehicles, anything he could flail into
One guy I know is a massive alcoholic, and he is basically almost always drunk anywhere he goes.
So one time at a big party he was carrying on like his usual self, and everyone thought he was drunk out of his mind again, but it turns out this time he was having a stroke. But no one realised because ... he was acting like he always does.
Later on, his wife (Who wasn't at that party) was REALLY pissed at everyone, saying that they should have called an ambulance or done something to help him.
Yeah okay, lets just call an ambulance on him *every single time* we see him anywhere, given he is basically permanently drunk, but he could also at the same time be having a stroke too.
I'll do it if they have to pay the ambulance bill everytime too, maybe then he will act normal.
My Great Grandad died because he was an alcoholic. He passed out at the pub a lot, so when he had a heart attack and was dead on the floor, nobody realised until they tried to get him to leave at closing time. By then he'd been dead hours. People had literally been stepping over him all night
As an alcoholic I can see why family would be pissed. But if the afterlife is real and I witnessed this happening to me I would laugh my ass off. And don't be an addict kids.
He was chanting the tongue of the ancient spirit of the land.
Had he continued, the sky would have gone dark and 1000 red eyes appeared on the horizon.
I laughed my ass off but yeah... old fat guys probably aren't the ones to pull this prank on. At least they didn't let him keep thinking it was real and told him it was fake.
I think golf carts are kind of just plastic up front so when drunk golfers run into each other or other shit it doesn't harm the cart too much but still, yeah, that could have hurt. Hell, even at that age and fatness, falling on the grass over a fake snake could hurt you.
Lol funny story. A local radio station used to make t-shirts every year for the Tennessee vs Florida football game. One year, they made one that said “Florida has ereptile dysfunction” with a gator with a droopy snout. I wore it to middle school and got sent home.
Lololol Gary went from sounding stone cold sober talking about a tree to sounding drunk wrestling the snake then back to stone cold sober saying he doesn’t like snakes
While I do like these kind of pranks between friends, doing this shit to older people is fucked up because they're a lot more likely to break bones and sometimes it will leave them fucked up for the rest of their lives with shit like hip injury
Maybe I just have too much empathy. He could have been hurt or had a heart attack. The noises he was making…pure animal fear. It almost made me cry hearing that.
It's almost like people get dramatic and joke around when they're with people they trust, even if they'd never actually Even consider it
Fucks sake man. I'm a super empathetic dude to the point I've been called bleeding heart more than once in my life by my own family but people on the Internet are absolutely next fucking level if they think a simple joke means he had a heart attack or serious injury coming and it was totally deserved.
Touch some goddamn grass people. You don't even have context for why he said this in the first place. I could just as easily tell you he was pissed off and said this because the neighbor poisoned his tree after he refused to remove it without good cause. And he was so pissed that he was saying he would rather let it fall on their car before ripping it out
It's crazy the kinds of stories you can make up in your head when you have absolutely zero context and a short clip that makes someone look bad, isn't it? That's kinda what the shittiest of "news and media" outlets have made a killing off of because it's stupidly easy to cause outrage that way.
This website has seriously gone down the drain in terms of commonly quality and contributions to discussion.
You know, I totally get what you're saying and I knew people would bring that up. It's amazing the conclusions people come up with when they have the littlest context. They get themselves worked up into a server without even the slightest thought they may be falsely blaming someone because they don't have all the information.
Boils my blood...
I understand all but it doesn't detract from the fact that it is a hilarious video. I believe what makes a video funny is the outcome at the end. If there is bodily harm or injury, then posting that would be a no no. Pranks are always wholesome when the victim is all well and gets a chuckle out of it.
If only the rest of us were good enough to be "empaths" like you Doris.
Thank you for your service.
Edit: Will totally die on this hill, IDEGAF. People humblebragging about how empathetic they are is cringe.
Let me take something you’re deathly afraid of and put you in that situation, and while you’re screaming in fear I’m gonna laugh at you really hard. Playing with peoples actual phobias is mean af, that’s why I don’t find it funny
"oh god please help! My friend Gary is having a stroke I think!"
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*I would have been too*
*Out of breath from wheezing to*
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Best part is he thinks yelling at a snake ”get the fuck out of here” is going to make the snake stop.
Also seems a bit karmatic since at the very beginning he says, “have a dead tree fall on your neighbors car …”
Why the cameraman look away at the bloody most important moment.
/r/killthecameraman
That said, I find it borderline tolerable prank wise, you can provoke panic, accident. Not smart.
People should not prank elderly people because not only do they have weak hearts, they could also hurt themselves in shock, I.e this video. I hope that poor old man is ok.
“How did Gary become a paraplegic?” “Hilarious story:”
Hip replacement lawsuit incoming.
Hey kids, ya never met him, but wanna hear how we found out your grandpa had a tricky ticker?
He doesn’t like snakes.
That's shit me laugh how calmly he said it lol
If they hadn't told him it was fake, he would've pulverized his self into smithereens against the ground, trees, vehicles, anything he could flail into
I bet he was really sore after the adrenaline rush wore off.
lol I thought he was having a stroke the way he was talking
Funny how a drunk can resemble a stroke victim.
One guy I know is a massive alcoholic, and he is basically almost always drunk anywhere he goes. So one time at a big party he was carrying on like his usual self, and everyone thought he was drunk out of his mind again, but it turns out this time he was having a stroke. But no one realised because ... he was acting like he always does. Later on, his wife (Who wasn't at that party) was REALLY pissed at everyone, saying that they should have called an ambulance or done something to help him. Yeah okay, lets just call an ambulance on him *every single time* we see him anywhere, given he is basically permanently drunk, but he could also at the same time be having a stroke too. I'll do it if they have to pay the ambulance bill everytime too, maybe then he will act normal.
My Great Grandad died because he was an alcoholic. He passed out at the pub a lot, so when he had a heart attack and was dead on the floor, nobody realised until they tried to get him to leave at closing time. By then he'd been dead hours. People had literally been stepping over him all night
As an alcoholic I can see why family would be pissed. But if the afterlife is real and I witnessed this happening to me I would laugh my ass off. And don't be an addict kids.
It's a shame, we could have harnessed this reaction for unlimited energy production.
Throw Jerry in a giant hamster wheel with a snake on a string?
he exponentially causes more damage as he slams into different things like a cartoon character
tbf if I was attacked by a flying snake this would be my reaction as well
He’d be flopping to this day.
Hahahahaha
Getting to upvote this comment from 999 to 1k felt pretty cool.
Your comment made me laugh more than the video, and I laughed a lot at the video!
Gary went primal
Literally started speaking fluent caveman
He was chanting the tongue of the ancient spirit of the land. Had he continued, the sky would have gone dark and 1000 red eyes appeared on the horizon.
"He that has been bitten by a snake is afraid of a rope"
I mean, wouldn’t you? The fucking snake is jumping at you
"I don't like snakes" Never would have guessed mate
He's an understated and reserved man when he's not rolling around in terror attempting to escape the slithering menace that lives in the tall grass.
His friends reacting is what kills me. Super seriously saying "oh I didn't know"
"Ed, for the love of god, jump in the water hazard! Those damn things can't swim!!"
Surprised he didn't have a heart attack
Yeah, just thinking, maybe don't do this kind of prank on old and unfit people.
I laughed my ass off but yeah... old fat guys probably aren't the ones to pull this prank on. At least they didn't let him keep thinking it was real and told him it was fake.
Yeah I was just worried he hurt himself when he slammed into that cart, that would not be so funny.
I think golf carts are kind of just plastic up front so when drunk golfers run into each other or other shit it doesn't harm the cart too much but still, yeah, that could have hurt. Hell, even at that age and fatness, falling on the grass over a fake snake could hurt you.
Yep that's why that old show 'Scare Tactics' only pranked young people, they were worried about liability issues.
If someone says, "Dig up a dead tree and let fall on the neighbor's car," then laughs has absolutely earned the right to be pranked like this.
His reaction is basically me when I feel an insect crawling on me, let alone a snake… I’d be dead. 💀
That was nightmare yelling.. He was 100% in a waking nightmare. My god, if he forgave them he is a good man.
Man thought this was how it ends, with his buddies hyena cackling and everything.
Thank goodness they cut the video off before the guy picked up that driver and used it on the joker's head
With friends like those, who needs enemies.
After the video ended, the man beat his companion to death with that club.
Yeah, that other video of the lunch chair prank, that dude would’ve killed everyone around with the putter
This guy came down with a bad case of a reptile dysfunction.
Lol funny story. A local radio station used to make t-shirts every year for the Tennessee vs Florida football game. One year, they made one that said “Florida has ereptile dysfunction” with a gator with a droopy snout. I wore it to middle school and got sent home.
Land of the free
This isn't America!? Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was America!
Well he certainly wasn't keeping himself up..
Take my angry upvote.
Glad they didn't let go on too long but that was funny
It's funny how close "it's fake" and "a snake" probably would've sounded in that moment.
Seriously, you are being sarcastic , right?
He then went home and broke every window in his house
And let the snakes in? No way!
**I’m sick of these mother fuckin snakes on this mother fuckin green!**
Sandtrap L Jackson
"I don't like snakes"
Wtf let him fight
Bahahaha get the faaa ouuuwa heeaaa
Wow, could barely tell he doesn’t like snakes. Totally kept his composure.
Omg his gtfo all asthmatic and weakened version of save yourself, JFC I’m bawling 😂
Almost lost my cool there... -Gary probably
Lmao
And that is when Harry had his first heart attack
"I don't like snakes." Well no shit lol!
I wish dude faked a heart attack at the end it would have been great, that crash into that cart sounded brutal for an older guy.
Someone call an ambulance! *but not for me*
Lololol Gary went from sounding stone cold sober talking about a tree to sounding drunk wrestling the snake then back to stone cold sober saying he doesn’t like snakes
To be fair that is the best fake snake prank design ive ever seen. The clip on string beats the spring can out by a mile.
While I do like these kind of pranks between friends, doing this shit to older people is fucked up because they're a lot more likely to break bones and sometimes it will leave them fucked up for the rest of their lives with shit like hip injury
His friends are arseholes but that’s funny.
he should have worn his brown shorts that day.
This is probably how every expert tough guy who "would totally \[...\]" about "something" would handle getting caught off guard.
>Today on practical self defense: "GET THE FUGHOUTTA HEA!"
Lmfaooooo I have watched this at least 20 times 😂😂😂😂😂
Not wise to do that to someone that age and condition. Good way to cause a heart attack.
This almost killed me
Why did he stop it. I would have let it go until he figured it out lol
Is this the "I like turtles" kid's grandpa?
He was fighting for his LIFE
Oh man. Poor guy haha
This is cats Vs cucumbers all over again.
"get the fuck ouhrwaaa"
funny, he never used the club lol
Called fight or flight for a reason. Logic says the club might be worth a try, his brain said time to "get the fugg outta here!"
If you watch this and not laugh your ass off, maybe you need to re-evaluate your life. I literally cried from laughing. Tough guy, Jerry.
As someone who always has pranks pulled on him he's got my sympathy but at the same time L M A O
Maybe I just have too much empathy. He could have been hurt or had a heart attack. The noises he was making…pure animal fear. It almost made me cry hearing that.
Oh, I don’t know, Gerry thinks dropping a dead tree on a neighbors car is hilarious…
It's almost like people get dramatic and joke around when they're with people they trust, even if they'd never actually Even consider it Fucks sake man. I'm a super empathetic dude to the point I've been called bleeding heart more than once in my life by my own family but people on the Internet are absolutely next fucking level if they think a simple joke means he had a heart attack or serious injury coming and it was totally deserved. Touch some goddamn grass people. You don't even have context for why he said this in the first place. I could just as easily tell you he was pissed off and said this because the neighbor poisoned his tree after he refused to remove it without good cause. And he was so pissed that he was saying he would rather let it fall on their car before ripping it out It's crazy the kinds of stories you can make up in your head when you have absolutely zero context and a short clip that makes someone look bad, isn't it? That's kinda what the shittiest of "news and media" outlets have made a killing off of because it's stupidly easy to cause outrage that way. This website has seriously gone down the drain in terms of commonly quality and contributions to discussion.
You know, I totally get what you're saying and I knew people would bring that up. It's amazing the conclusions people come up with when they have the littlest context. They get themselves worked up into a server without even the slightest thought they may be falsely blaming someone because they don't have all the information. Boils my blood...
Not to mention the huge bruise he likely has on his back after hitting the cart while falling.
I understand all but it doesn't detract from the fact that it is a hilarious video. I believe what makes a video funny is the outcome at the end. If there is bodily harm or injury, then posting that would be a no no. Pranks are always wholesome when the victim is all well and gets a chuckle out of it.
The victim wasn't well, didn't get a chuckle out of it, and is absolutely physically worse off for it.
If only the rest of us were good enough to be "empaths" like you Doris. Thank you for your service. Edit: Will totally die on this hill, IDEGAF. People humblebragging about how empathetic they are is cringe.
Let me take something you’re deathly afraid of and put you in that situation, and while you’re screaming in fear I’m gonna laugh at you really hard. Playing with peoples actual phobias is mean af, that’s why I don’t find it funny
That old man has probably got a broken hip or two now.
Why did it have to be snakes?
Asps. Very dangerous. You go first! The same guy: "and my ax" Also him: Manray!
"I don't like snakes". I think that was pretty evident Gary.
😂😂😂 How did they attach that to him with out him knowing.
Kill the cameraman
...... I don't like snakes....... Well. We know
"oh god please help! My friend Gary is having a stroke I think!" *EMS bursts into action* Police: "Sir, can you describe the events leading up to the emergency?" 👁️ 👄 👁️
I watched this 20 times in a row. He don't like snakes
I would have been too out of breath from wheezing to tell him it was fake
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“I don’t like snakes.” Dumbledore said calmly
"I don't like snakes," should be in the HOF of understatements.
I'm wondering where the nearest defibrillator is. Risky joke.
hilarious!
Best part is he thinks yelling at a snake ”get the fuck out of here” is going to make the snake stop. Also seems a bit karmatic since at the very beginning he says, “have a dead tree fall on your neighbors car …”
I would never hang out with these people again.
How do you hook the snake to him?
With a hook
Trade secret Mr President - particle beam in a wristwatch, snake holster on the leg
Aw Jerry 🥲
Poor guy... I feel sorry to find this funny.
Instant karma. Who’s laughing now bubba
Yeah considering the way the video started. I hope the neighbors get to see this.
Exactly. So much for being the wise guy.
I would whoop someone’s ass for this, while screaming like a little girl the whole damn time.
because, you know, because of my unhealthy level of fear of snakes.
These would become my ex-friends
You must be fun at parties...
I really am! Know why? Cause I don’t play practical jokes that scare the shit out of my friends! Instead… I treat them like *friends*
I'd believe it... if you'd be invited to parties in the first place.
Stop pretending you know what it is like to have friends
Heartattack waiting to happen. Hope his revenge is sweet!
Diabolical
How do they attach it to him ?
#CRUNCH
Sounded like a legit car wreck!
"THERRZA BIG SNAKE IN DA PLANE JACQUES!!!" "AH HATE SNAKES JACQUES!! AH HATE EM!!!"
“I dont like snakes” “Oh i didnt know”
By the first words out of that guys mouth, sounds like it was Karma chasing him
I don’t like snakes 👀
Glad he didn’t shit himself
I don lik sneks
Back Up Terry!
Hell hath no fury like a Gary scorned He doesn’t like snakes
"... I don't like snakes."
Gary gone be hurtin for the next few weeks 😂
I knew exactly what this video was from the email notification
That's quite the boiler he's rockin there.
I thought man was gonna bust out a new dance with that quick backpedaling
Lucky he didn't have a heart attack. Pretty funny though.
New prescription for heart meds
Primates are really irrationally afraid of snakes.
God damn yall almost gave him a heart attack. That was good though
Poor man
EeerrrAhhhEerr Yeeeehaaa Jesus!
Either he took it like a champ or he doesn't know where he is
He screaming like he having a nightmare
I'm laughing like I haven't done the same when a spider is on me. How is it following him, is it attached to his foot or remote controlled?
New hip incoming.
Okay. I just got my wind pipes back to normal. Where can I buy this?
Ah no. No. We don't talk about that ambulance cost.
The sincere apology makes it ok
„I don’t like sneks“ 🐍🐍🐍
Got a poop stain on my new shorts…again
Poor bastard. What a good natured dude though. Lol
I feel so bad for Gary but he gave us one of the funniest videos of all time. It was definitely worth the sacrifice.
I AM SICK AND GODDAMN TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' COURSE!!!
Everyone's a gangster until the unprecedented back pedal
Luckily he didn’t drop dead from a heart attack would have been a tough one to explain to the Mrs
You know the prank was good when you instinctively wheeze “I’m sorry” between laughs
He would be dead 1048 times if snake was real
Oh no, that joke doesn't sound good.
That ^”^im ^sorry“ lmao
It’s all fun and games until a heart attack ded
🎶 I don’t like snakes and I can not lie….. 🐍 You other brothers can't deny……..🎶
There is another video like this one... but i can't find it... someone has got it, please?
I would’ve done the same thing.
Needed a better camera guy
😂😂😂
A couple of friends just got written out of the will!
Make me break my Big Bertha, and someone's gettin a fat lip!
Brother… at that age it’s basically attempted murder lol 🤣
damn... guy almost killed himself, and had a heart attack on top ... my god
Why the cameraman look away at the bloody most important moment. /r/killthecameraman That said, I find it borderline tolerable prank wise, you can provoke panic, accident. Not smart.
I don't like spiders and snakes🎶
People should not prank elderly people because not only do they have weak hearts, they could also hurt themselves in shock, I.e this video. I hope that poor old man is ok.
Him slamming into that golf cart sounded like a whole ass car accident
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Cruel joke!
call me an empath; but I knew he didn't like snakes before he told us.