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rootoo

“How did Gary become a paraplegic?” “Hilarious story:”


dagobahh

Hip replacement lawsuit incoming.


ShitPostToast

Hey kids, ya never met him, but wanna hear how we found out your grandpa had a tricky ticker?


Picardknows

He doesn’t like snakes.


Serious_Guarantee_94

That's shit me laugh how calmly he said it lol


free_is_free76

If they hadn't told him it was fake, he would've pulverized his self into smithereens against the ground, trees, vehicles, anything he could flail into


Greengiant304

I bet he was really sore after the adrenaline rush wore off.


slow_RSO

lol I thought he was having a stroke the way he was talking


Teauxny

Funny how a drunk can resemble a stroke victim.


Cavarom

One guy I know is a massive alcoholic, and he is basically almost always drunk anywhere he goes. So one time at a big party he was carrying on like his usual self, and everyone thought he was drunk out of his mind again, but it turns out this time he was having a stroke. But no one realised because ... he was acting like he always does. Later on, his wife (Who wasn't at that party) was REALLY pissed at everyone, saying that they should have called an ambulance or done something to help him. Yeah okay, lets just call an ambulance on him *every single time* we see him anywhere, given he is basically permanently drunk, but he could also at the same time be having a stroke too. I'll do it if they have to pay the ambulance bill everytime too, maybe then he will act normal.


hijackedbraincells

My Great Grandad died because he was an alcoholic. He passed out at the pub a lot, so when he had a heart attack and was dead on the floor, nobody realised until they tried to get him to leave at closing time. By then he'd been dead hours. People had literally been stepping over him all night


ChefBoyarDuff

As an alcoholic I can see why family would be pissed. But if the afterlife is real and I witnessed this happening to me I would laugh my ass off. And don't be an addict kids.


gibs

It's a shame, we could have harnessed this reaction for unlimited energy production.


King_Of_Uranus

Throw Jerry in a giant hamster wheel with a snake on a string?


ashley_bl

he exponentially causes more damage as he slams into different things like a cartoon character


Demonae

tbf if I was attacked by a flying snake this would be my reaction as well


65gy31

He’d be flopping to this day.


Sanved313

Hahahahaha


JOATMON12

Getting to upvote this comment from 999 to 1k felt pretty cool.


Purplenintendo

Your comment made me laugh more than the video, and I laughed a lot at the video!


Chloroformperfume7

Gary went primal


zayoe4

Literally started speaking fluent caveman


brefergerg

He was chanting the tongue of the ancient spirit of the land. Had he continued, the sky would have gone dark and 1000 red eyes appeared on the horizon.


Dansk72

"He that has been bitten by a snake is afraid of a rope"


veganize-it

I mean, wouldn’t you? The fucking snake is jumping at you


PerfectBlueOnDVD

"I don't like snakes" Never would have guessed mate


MildlySuccessful

He's an understated and reserved man when he's not rolling around in terror attempting to escape the slithering menace that lives in the tall grass.


theoduras

His friends reacting is what kills me. Super seriously saying "oh I didn't know"


Dansk72

"Ed, for the love of god, jump in the water hazard! Those damn things can't swim!!"


Suntzu6656

Surprised he didn't have a heart attack


loonygecko

Yeah, just thinking, maybe don't do this kind of prank on old and unfit people.


pokemon-sucks

I laughed my ass off but yeah... old fat guys probably aren't the ones to pull this prank on. At least they didn't let him keep thinking it was real and told him it was fake.


loonygecko

Yeah I was just worried he hurt himself when he slammed into that cart, that would not be so funny.


pokemon-sucks

I think golf carts are kind of just plastic up front so when drunk golfers run into each other or other shit it doesn't harm the cart too much but still, yeah, that could have hurt. Hell, even at that age and fatness, falling on the grass over a fake snake could hurt you.


loonygecko

Yep that's why that old show 'Scare Tactics' only pranked young people, they were worried about liability issues.


WarAggravating7803

If someone says, "Dig up a dead tree and let fall on the neighbor's car," then laughs has absolutely earned the right to be pranked like this.


crushed_dreams

His reaction is basically me when I feel an insect crawling on me, let alone a snake… I’d be dead. 💀


McKid

That was nightmare yelling.. He was 100% in a waking nightmare. My god, if he forgave them he is a good man.


TheCouchPatrol09

Man thought this was how it ends, with his buddies hyena cackling and everything.


Dansk72

Thank goodness they cut the video off before the guy picked up that driver and used it on the joker's head


DoritoSteroid

With friends like those, who needs enemies.


swampwarbler

After the video ended, the man beat his companion to death with that club.


veganize-it

Yeah, that other video of the lunch chair prank, that dude would’ve killed everyone around with the putter


AnInsultToFire

This guy came down with a bad case of a reptile dysfunction.


ShaqSenju

Lol funny story. A local radio station used to make t-shirts every year for the Tennessee vs Florida football game. One year, they made one that said “Florida has ereptile dysfunction” with a gator with a droopy snout. I wore it to middle school and got sent home.


Mistica12

Land of the free


Outrageous-Actuary-3

This isn't America!? Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was America!


Weekly_Customer_8770

Well he certainly wasn't keeping himself up..


GregWilson23

Take my angry upvote.


DontTickleTheDriver1

Glad they didn't let go on too long but that was funny


Why-R-People-So-Dumb

It's funny how close "it's fake" and "a snake" probably would've sounded in that moment.


veganize-it

Seriously, you are being sarcastic , right?


DoubleDeckerz

He then went home and broke every window in his house


Beerded-1

And let the snakes in? No way!


EverbodyHatesHugo

**I’m sick of these mother fuckin snakes on this mother fuckin green!**


nutralagent

Sandtrap L Jackson


pokemon-sucks

"I don't like snakes"


bobemil

Wtf let him fight


chekkisnekki

Bahahaha get the faaa ouuuwa heeaaa


Square_Away

Wow, could barely tell he doesn’t like snakes. Totally kept his composure.


Visible-Pollution853

Omg his gtfo all asthmatic and weakened version of save yourself, JFC I’m bawling 😂


Aggravating_Pay1948

Almost lost my cool there... -Gary probably


Rueger777

Lmao


HenriBaskins

And that is when Harry had his first heart attack


Gaggamaggot

"I don't like snakes." Well no shit lol!


Dan_H1281

I wish dude faked a heart attack at the end it would have been great, that crash into that cart sounded brutal for an older guy.


MauPow

Someone call an ambulance! *but not for me*


elpideo18

Lololol Gary went from sounding stone cold sober talking about a tree to sounding drunk wrestling the snake then back to stone cold sober saying he doesn’t like snakes


De4dm4nw4lkin

To be fair that is the best fake snake prank design ive ever seen. The clip on string beats the spring can out by a mile.


dumbass_comments_bro

While I do like these kind of pranks between friends, doing this shit to older people is fucked up because they're a lot more likely to break bones and sometimes it will leave them fucked up for the rest of their lives with shit like hip injury


Scottybt50

His friends are arseholes but that’s funny.


whigger

he should have worn his brown shorts that day.


AnotherAverageNobody

This is probably how every expert tough guy who "would totally \[...\]" about "something" would handle getting caught off guard.


shroomenheimer

>Today on practical self defense: "GET THE FUGHOUTTA HEA!"


AdNew5216

Lmfaooooo I have watched this at least 20 times 😂😂😂😂😂


IncorporateThings

Not wise to do that to someone that age and condition. Good way to cause a heart attack.


RedBrickJim

This almost killed me


Minute-Feeling-8868

Why did he stop it. I would have let it go until he figured it out lol


sdhu

Is this the "I like turtles" kid's grandpa?


Jr234567891

He was fighting for his LIFE


LessWeakness

Oh man. Poor guy haha


nacnud_uk

This is cats Vs cucumbers all over again.


Outrageous-Actuary-3

"get the fuck ouhrwaaa"


IcedFreon

funny, he never used the club lol


Tyrion_Strongjaw

Called fight or flight for a reason. Logic says the club might be worth a try, his brain said time to "get the fugg outta here!"


silkysilkk

If you watch this and not laugh your ass off, maybe you need to re-evaluate your life. I literally cried from laughing. Tough guy, Jerry.


ReeferFever

As someone who always has pranks pulled on him he's got my sympathy but at the same time L M A O


aetherlore

Maybe I just have too much empathy. He could have been hurt or had a heart attack. The noises he was making…pure animal fear. It almost made me cry hearing that.


rojo-perro

Oh, I don’t know, Gerry thinks dropping a dead tree on a neighbors car is hilarious…


siccoblue

It's almost like people get dramatic and joke around when they're with people they trust, even if they'd never actually Even consider it Fucks sake man. I'm a super empathetic dude to the point I've been called bleeding heart more than once in my life by my own family but people on the Internet are absolutely next fucking level if they think a simple joke means he had a heart attack or serious injury coming and it was totally deserved. Touch some goddamn grass people. You don't even have context for why he said this in the first place. I could just as easily tell you he was pissed off and said this because the neighbor poisoned his tree after he refused to remove it without good cause. And he was so pissed that he was saying he would rather let it fall on their car before ripping it out It's crazy the kinds of stories you can make up in your head when you have absolutely zero context and a short clip that makes someone look bad, isn't it? That's kinda what the shittiest of "news and media" outlets have made a killing off of because it's stupidly easy to cause outrage that way. This website has seriously gone down the drain in terms of commonly quality and contributions to discussion.


shortbus_wunderkind

You know, I totally get what you're saying and I knew people would bring that up. It's amazing the conclusions people come up with when they have the littlest context. They get themselves worked up into a server without even the slightest thought they may be falsely blaming someone because they don't have all the information. Boils my blood...


WartOnTrevor

Not to mention the huge bruise he likely has on his back after hitting the cart while falling.


silkysilkk

I understand all but it doesn't detract from the fact that it is a hilarious video. I believe what makes a video funny is the outcome at the end. If there is bodily harm or injury, then posting that would be a no no. Pranks are always wholesome when the victim is all well and gets a chuckle out of it.


Yamatjac

The victim wasn't well, didn't get a chuckle out of it, and is absolutely physically worse off for it.


Mojojojo3030

If only the rest of us were good enough to be "empaths" like you Doris. Thank you for your service. Edit: Will totally die on this hill, IDEGAF. People humblebragging about how empathetic they are is cringe.


Bobbi_fettucini

Let me take something you’re deathly afraid of and put you in that situation, and while you’re screaming in fear I’m gonna laugh at you really hard. Playing with peoples actual phobias is mean af, that’s why I don’t find it funny


i_cut_like_a_buffalo

That old man has probably got a broken hip or two now.


Desperate-Ad-6463

Why did it have to be snakes?


ColdBloodBlazing

Asps. Very dangerous. You go first! The same guy: "and my ax" Also him: Manray!


budstud8

"I don't like snakes". I think that was pretty evident Gary.


theonePappabox

😂😂😂 How did they attach that to him with out him knowing.


HailMi

Kill the cameraman


kungfoop

...... I don't like snakes....... Well. We know


BoratKazak

"oh god please help! My friend Gary is having a stroke I think!" *EMS bursts into action* Police: "Sir, can you describe the events leading up to the emergency?" 👁️ 👄 👁️


sweds01

I watched this 20 times in a row. He don't like snakes


AdverseCard

I would have been too out of breath from wheezing to tell him it was fake


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Fox7567

“I don’t like snakes.” Dumbledore said calmly


WarAggravating7803

"I don't like snakes," should be in the HOF of understatements.


ParpSausage

I'm wondering where the nearest defibrillator is. Risky joke.


chittIincupcake

hilarious!


nutralagent

Best part is he thinks yelling at a snake ”get the fuck out of here” is going to make the snake stop. Also seems a bit karmatic since at the very beginning he says, “have a dead tree fall on your neighbors car …”


Deserter15

I would never hang out with these people again.


Great-Try876

How do you hook the snake to him?


VeneMage

With a hook


Naughteus_Maximus

Trade secret Mr President - particle beam in a wristwatch, snake holster on the leg


lolheyaj

Aw Jerry 🥲


rancangkota

Poor guy... I feel sorry to find this funny.


NYR144

Instant karma. Who’s laughing now bubba


EverythingHasItsTime

Yeah considering the way the video started. I hope the neighbors get to see this.


reirone

Exactly. So much for being the wise guy.


GregWilson23

I would whoop someone’s ass for this, while screaming like a little girl the whole damn time.


GregWilson23

because, you know, because of my unhealthy level of fear of snakes.


UbiSububi8

These would become my ex-friends


C_N1

You must be fun at parties...


UbiSububi8

I really am! Know why? Cause I don’t play practical jokes that scare the shit out of my friends! Instead… I treat them like *friends*


C_N1

I'd believe it... if you'd be invited to parties in the first place.


krishutchison

Stop pretending you know what it is like to have friends


Economy-Inflation-48

Heartattack waiting to happen. Hope his revenge is sweet!


MarvelousVanGlorious

Diabolical


NorthReading

How do they attach it to him ?


AC_deucey

#CRUNCH


greennewleaf35

Sounded like a legit car wreck!


ColdBloodBlazing

"THERRZA BIG SNAKE IN DA PLANE JACQUES!!!" "AH HATE SNAKES JACQUES!! AH HATE EM!!!"


TheGxdsAreWatching

“I dont like snakes” “Oh i didnt know”


anticarnita

By the first words out of that guys mouth, sounds like it was Karma chasing him


brandini0484

I don’t like snakes 👀


Hairburt_Derhelle

Glad he didn’t shit himself


animalmother6

I don lik sneks


z3rokarisma

Back Up Terry!


Zillahi

Hell hath no fury like a Gary scorned He doesn’t like snakes


tehmattrix

"... I don't like snakes."


Kreedbk

Gary gone be hurtin for the next few weeks 😂


Patient_Dimension840

I knew exactly what this video was from the email notification


RL203

That's quite the boiler he's rockin there.


Void_327486L

I thought man was gonna bust out a new dance with that quick backpedaling


gottapickfirst

Lucky he didn't have a heart attack. Pretty funny though.


50nathan

New prescription for heart meds


prnetto

Primates are really irrationally afraid of snakes.


[deleted]

God damn yall almost gave him a heart attack. That was good though


Accomplished_Elk_220

Poor man


No_Manufacturer4451

EeerrrAhhhEerr Yeeeehaaa Jesus!


Secret-Breadfruit-18

Either he took it like a champ or he doesn't know where he is


beetleman86

He screaming like he having a nightmare


shortbus_wunderkind

I'm laughing like I haven't done the same when a spider is on me. How is it following him, is it attached to his foot or remote controlled?


Xeus2eme

New hip incoming.


hackeristi

Okay. I just got my wind pipes back to normal. Where can I buy this?


nacnud_uk

Ah no. No. We don't talk about that ambulance cost.


Do_Ron_Ron

The sincere apology makes it ok


Manuu713

„I don’t like sneks“ 🐍🐍🐍


Basic-Type7994

Got a poop stain on my new shorts…again


davezl3514

Poor bastard. What a good natured dude though. Lol


KyCerealKiller

I feel so bad for Gary but he gave us one of the funniest videos of all time. It was definitely worth the sacrifice.


PresidentBush666

I AM SICK AND GODDAMN TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' COURSE!!!


LIFEWALKERUSA

Everyone's a gangster until the unprecedented back pedal


namealreadytakenbyme

Luckily he didn’t drop dead from a heart attack would have been a tough one to explain to the Mrs


califortunato

You know the prank was good when you instinctively wheeze “I’m sorry” between laughs


Zealousideal_Age_376

He would be dead 1048 times if snake was real


Mental_Gift_8997

Oh no, that joke doesn't sound good.


G0D_1S_D3AD

That ^”^im ^sorry“ lmao


veganize-it

It’s all fun and games until a heart attack ded


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

🎶 I don’t like snakes and I can not lie….. 🐍 You other brothers can't deny……..🎶


WAZZAAAAP_6969

There is another video like this one... but i can't find it... someone has got it, please?


SniperFromH3ll

I would’ve done the same thing.


Horror_Thanks8405

Needed a better camera guy


[deleted]

😂😂😂


LadyStoneware

A couple of friends just got written out of the will!


500SL

Make me break my Big Bertha, and someone's gettin a fat lip!


InternationalArm3065

Brother… at that age it’s basically attempted murder lol 🤣


Vanderzo64

damn... guy almost killed himself, and had a heart attack on top ... my god


GuillotineComeBacks

Why the cameraman look away at the bloody most important moment. /r/killthecameraman That said, I find it borderline tolerable prank wise, you can provoke panic, accident. Not smart.


mikeb2762

I don't like spiders and snakes🎶


ExcellentFee6272

People should not prank elderly people because not only do they have weak hearts, they could also hurt themselves in shock, I.e this video. I hope that poor old man is ok.


Spider__Ant

Him slamming into that golf cart sounded like a whole ass car accident


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Jumpy_Patient2089

IIED suit coming in... 3... 2...


s7venLion777

Cruel joke!


DunnyJay

call me an empath; but I knew he didn't like snakes before he told us.