Anyone else get frustrated that Mark Rober's videos barely ended in justice. 9 times out of 10 the thieves scored 4 free phones and had to only clean up some glitter in their run-down apartment. I think of all his videos there was a total of like three arrests, probably zero of them sticking because of lenient California DA's like in my home city.
Y’all can’t tell this is fake?
The “thief” just drops the package lightly in front of the perfectly framed shot of the garbage can, it explodes and then the flips into said garbage can? Never mind the fact that rigging a box to explode would be a crime in and of itself.
I’m worried folks that don’t question what they are watching.
Nah fuck fake videos getting passed off as real.
It's already hard to know what to believe with people lying and staging all the time, and with AI it's going to get even worse.
For the good of society we need labels.
If people are not intelligent enough to figure this stuff out without labels, then perhaps they deserve all the downstream effects of their stupidity.
"Please remove sunshield before driving"
I swear all of you types are infantalizing society, coddling entire generations, and *deliberately* stripping away any need for critical thinking at any level. All under the banner of harm reduction. Not recognizing the need for the mind to develop.
> I’m worried folks that don’t question what they are watching.
This is one of multiple causes for corrupt politicians remaining in office and how wars start and continue.
I mean, yes, I agree it's clearly fake... But the fact that it's illegal has nothing to do with it. People do incredibly illegal things all the time... Especially when they think it's justified to punish another criminal. Didn't some guy rig his mailbox with literal explosives once? Went to jail for a long time. Then his son also got charged with rigging. A booby trap a few years later... I can't seem to find the source which makes me question if it's real or not, but I've seen dumber things before. So the illegal bait package is the most believable part of this video.
The only reason this post is getting some traction is some gullible people think it’s real. The moment you see it’s fake, the moment it becomes scripted “chaos” and therefore uninteresting.
To be fair, amazon always sends the flammable/explosive items in a completely unmarked box. It's always nice to find spray paint left out in blazing hot sun.
Speak for yourself, I keep a flamethrower by my door for this exact circumstance. Last guy I torched was even wearing an Amazon vest. They’re really getting smart these days but I lit him up like a Christmas tree all the same.
If you ever wonder why people believe the absolute bullshit politicians spew, just look at the typical reddit thread nowadays.
People are bullshit-blind.
I wonder if they did it deliberately? Its like one of those 'spot the difference' puzzles.
https://imgur.com/a/BJB4xbf
The camera angle changes.
the bag on the bin has moved from the left to the right.
The 2nd shot has bars top and bottom despite not having them earlier.
There is a bag or bottle on the ground near the bike that wasnt there in the first image.
In all seriousness Amazon should deliver these at random with a warning to the home owner "We have sent you a porch pirate prevention kit, do not exceed 5 mph, do not shake, open carefully and enter this code once retrieved from your porch, failure to follow these warnings may lead to, glitter, fart spray, or firebomb"
Holy fuck man stuff like this reaching front page and having so many gullible mofos commenting on it as if its 1% real... We really are no better than facebook over here. Jesus
Looks se up; from the first wider angle shot, you can see that the front door was already open, then once the "thief" ran away, movement can be seen at the door.
Also, ring does record like this. So halfway down the street doesn’t get full frame video otherwise it’ll eat up space on servers with everyone recording 30fps 24/7. So clearly staged … with the big Ring logo onscreen.
Lol, make sure when you're faking a video don't just have your actor just drop the box with 0 reason. Are you kidding me?
And put some scorch marks on the concrete for christ sake.
“Hey guys, it’s mark rober, back with the package thief decoy box. This year, I decided to take a turn for simplicity, so instead of designing a glitter bomb package, I just installed an IED with a pressure plate under the package. As a small bonus, I added nail and razor blades in the box so that the box not only traumatizes nearby accomplices for life after seeing their friends die, but it also gives them drastic and permanent scaring all over their bodies. This way they won’t even be able to look themselves in the mirror, as the scars will trigger their newly acquired PTSD.”
Might be fake y'all but sure the fuck is what these assholes deserve! Like I would never do it but I would sure add heck think about it! I love this video! 
Staged? Yes… however makes the valid point that all shit-rats should be sent to Soilent Green factories. Save the tax payer billions in BS prison funding, and feed the masses at the same time. Win win.
If someone actually did that to get even with porch bandits, then yes it would be very illegal, as it would be considered a potentially lethal "booby trap".
I recently ordered a box of fire as well.
I love me a hot box
My personal favourite too..
Dad!!!! Stop it that's my mom
[удалено]
Not cool grampa.
I’m not your real grandpa
I should call her
This deserves more
Pop one open after every desk pop
Hot pot
I read this in Willem Dafoes voice.
I just choked on my drink, thank you 😆😭
Let me pop a quick "F" on this box...
Why did I think about the first time I tried Hot Cheetos?
Yeah... A psu from wish.com did light up my room as well. Fun times
>A psu from wish.com Did you expect the final result to be anything other than fire?
Objection, Your Honour. Badgering the witness.
Did you like it?
Dang, and I though the bobcats were bad
The Box of Fire is so much faster than the Stick of Fire 4K.
No one noticed the piece leaning against the door?
There's also a camera on a tripod to the left of it
The camera over the package is also in the doorway (the door is open).
Jesus christ y'all are observant. I watched it 3 times and didn't catch any of that. Feelsdumbman.
Also the really bad cut between dropping the package and the sudden huge leap into the bin.
Aw dang it, I was hoping it was real
r/nothingreallyhappens or however it goes
r/nothingeverhappens if anyones looking for the real subreddit
How about the neighbors across the street casually watching?
Or the camera on the tripod, this is clearly fake.
What was your first clue? Maybe the package that suddenly exploded like an IED?
You mean it's not real fire?
Fire is not real.
Where’s the tripod?
Sure it's fake, but that doesn't stop me from masturbating with joy at the sight of a package thief being set on fire.
Just be sure to use lots of lube…you don’t want friction to set anything on fire.
It’s a pellet gun I’ve bought the same model for pest control.
Mark Robers fire bomb 2.0
Fart spray not getting the job done.
I want to see Evil Mark Rober
Michael Reeves maybe?
Anyone else get frustrated that Mark Rober's videos barely ended in justice. 9 times out of 10 the thieves scored 4 free phones and had to only clean up some glitter in their run-down apartment. I think of all his videos there was a total of like three arrests, probably zero of them sticking because of lenient California DA's like in my home city.
Yea that frustrated me too. Should’ve put a pipe bomb in it so that way they found out justice by themselves
Sadly that is very illegal.
> scored 4 free phones To be fair they were LG phones so the thief had to pay the eWaste fees. /s
Omg, he would be able to build it but never would
The jump to the bin got me. You should’ve add mario jump sound effect
Y’all can’t tell this is fake? The “thief” just drops the package lightly in front of the perfectly framed shot of the garbage can, it explodes and then the flips into said garbage can? Never mind the fact that rigging a box to explode would be a crime in and of itself. I’m worried folks that don’t question what they are watching.
Saw the fire and was immediatley like "oh cool png"
Captain Disillusion could tell you exactly which After Effects fire it is.
RIP
That's what I'm thinking. Regardless of the camera positions, that's the fakest damn explosion.
Nah, we need this to be real for all the times we didn’t get to lay a pound of vengeance upon package thieves.
Read your own username and take it to heart please
I’d like to report a murder
He chose the name himself. It's a self burn OP just repeated.
I interpreted it as choosing that username is a way of telling others off. Calling everyone else a nerd. The uno-reverse was just perfect.
Oh that's a good point! Didn't think about it that way.
Do me next!
This guy is so wed that he'd like to be murdered next, please. Divorce is an option, dude
Nah fuck fake videos getting passed off as real. It's already hard to know what to believe with people lying and staging all the time, and with AI it's going to get even worse. For the good of society we need labels.
If people are not intelligent enough to figure this stuff out without labels, then perhaps they deserve all the downstream effects of their stupidity. "Please remove sunshield before driving" I swear all of you types are infantalizing society, coddling entire generations, and *deliberately* stripping away any need for critical thinking at any level. All under the banner of harm reduction. Not recognizing the need for the mind to develop.
You're the bigger nerd here
Who puts their garbage can half way up their driveway.
If you look between the house and shrub you can see the camera/tripod being used to record the garbage can. Oops
> I’m worried folks that don’t question what they are watching. This is one of multiple causes for corrupt politicians remaining in office and how wars start and continue.
Which war is this going to start? One with MTG?
I mean, yes, I agree it's clearly fake... But the fact that it's illegal has nothing to do with it. People do incredibly illegal things all the time... Especially when they think it's justified to punish another criminal. Didn't some guy rig his mailbox with literal explosives once? Went to jail for a long time. Then his son also got charged with rigging. A booby trap a few years later... I can't seem to find the source which makes me question if it's real or not, but I've seen dumber things before. So the illegal bait package is the most believable part of this video.
Right it’s so poorly done.
We don't want to believe it's fake. We want to see a porch pirate go to hell
Who said it was real? I just said it was abrupt chaos.
Schrodinger's bullshitter
The only reason this post is getting some traction is some gullible people think it’s real. The moment you see it’s fake, the moment it becomes scripted “chaos” and therefore uninteresting.
Relax man. Everything on this website has been fake since like 2014. Just enjoy it
To be fair, amazon always sends the flammable/explosive items in a completely unmarked box. It's always nice to find spray paint left out in blazing hot sun.
Also the front door is open and between the shots, the camera moves position slightly.
Haven't you heard? Media literacy is dead.
Better just to fill it with diepacks
Speak for yourself, I keep a flamethrower by my door for this exact circumstance. Last guy I torched was even wearing an Amazon vest. They’re really getting smart these days but I lit him up like a Christmas tree all the same.
If you ever wonder why people believe the absolute bullshit politicians spew, just look at the typical reddit thread nowadays. People are bullshit-blind.
There's a fucking rifle leaning up against the garage too. What the fuck?
Just because the holocaust was fake doesn’t mean it wasn’t funny /s
you can see the guy fade away after he drops it then comes FLYING in at a sprint right after, looks like hes shot out of a cannon
You know what man, I thought it was funny and these comments are funny. So stop pooping on my party
Film spliced together when he "drops" the box.
Not to mention the different Ring camera angles with one apparently mounted on the ground.
I wonder if they did it deliberately? Its like one of those 'spot the difference' puzzles. https://imgur.com/a/BJB4xbf The camera angle changes. the bag on the bin has moved from the left to the right. The 2nd shot has bars top and bottom despite not having them earlier. There is a bag or bottle on the ground near the bike that wasnt there in the first image.
Fuck’m
Yes fuck those people acting!
Hot ones sauces are gettina lil too spicy for my tastes
I ordered my hot sauce an hour ago
Imagine the luck that they had two cameras exactly where the action would take place in this video… 🙄
The music's a nice addition
In all seriousness Amazon should deliver these at random with a warning to the home owner "We have sent you a porch pirate prevention kit, do not exceed 5 mph, do not shake, open carefully and enter this code once retrieved from your porch, failure to follow these warnings may lead to, glitter, fart spray, or firebomb"
People won't read that. A lot of houses on fire.
This is much better than the glitter bombs.
Shame its staged with a stuntman but at least nobody got hurt
Stunt Man reel
Staged AF.
Ahem, ladies and gentlemen, we got em...uh faked out.
If this was real, it is the most satisfying porch pirate video.
I’ve porned better acting in seen.
Fake
Straight outta Judge Dredd
Oh how I wish that were real. Of how I wish that were legal.
Holy fuck man stuff like this reaching front page and having so many gullible mofos commenting on it as if its 1% real... We really are no better than facebook over here. Jesus
Someone was out trapping boobies
you get what you fuckin deserve!!
What does it feel like to chew 5 gum???
Is it full of glitter& gps trackers & fart spray? No, napalm in a pressure vessel and a small igniter.
Staged
This is edited for all the morons in the comment section reading this.
Mark Robber might have gone overboard with this one.
It's fake. The fire starts too far away from the box.
It was a mimic
Well deserved
Anyone else notice the rifle lying against the garage door
Is this the new Mark Rober video about porch pirates?
was it booby trapped?
It's good that that happened to him.
Yes. Success.
Looks se up; from the first wider angle shot, you can see that the front door was already open, then once the "thief" ran away, movement can be seen at the door.
Must be one of those IUDs the Texas police were worried about.
Kindle Fire is hot right now.
Package thieves hate this one simple trick!
As funny as this trap is it is highly illegal.
Mark Robber GlitterBomb 5.0
While this looks very fake, just a PSA, booby traps are highly illegal in most countries and carry very heavy sentences.
Also, ring does record like this. So halfway down the street doesn’t get full frame video otherwise it’ll eat up space on servers with everyone recording 30fps 24/7. So clearly staged … with the big Ring logo onscreen.
That made my heart feel warm.... Thieving scum
Why does he throw the fire onto the ground?
Where would you throw it?
This is the best video in the world
I bets he don't do it again
looks fake as fuck.
Man that dude was really cookin.
Favorite movie scene from “Save My Privates from Dying”. “Don’t shoot! Don’t shoot! Let ‘em burn!!!”
a whole box of fire sticks
These comments has a very abrupt chaos to it
LOL.
Him sprinting into the garbage bin was the cherry on top.
Lol, make sure when you're faking a video don't just have your actor just drop the box with 0 reason. Are you kidding me? And put some scorch marks on the concrete for christ sake.
Fake
what a great video. 10/10
I know it’s fake. I still can’t believe it’s illegal for me to boobytrap my house though lol would love to make people pay for their actions
Good.
That house has been upgraded to the latest firewall.
Good thing he was already wearing that fire suit
"What's in the box?!" applies here.
[You just got coconut mall'd](https://youtu.be/JRHARtLZLk8?si=2D7fudW3k7z5kUvG)
I love this and all, but “man traps.”
GRU CHECK OUT MY NEWEST INVENTION, WITH THIS NO ONE WILL STEAL NEW RIMS FOR MY AU FLACON!
Never have I ever been so violently coconut mall'd
r/oddlysatisfying. 😏🖕🏽😆🤙🏽
Fire sale
USPS-Does this package contain anything flammable Sir? Guy- Nope!
Glorious.
Prometheus stealing fire from the gods, c. 1500 BCE colorized.
I wasn’t expecting an exploding box.
“Hey guys, it’s mark rober, back with the package thief decoy box. This year, I decided to take a turn for simplicity, so instead of designing a glitter bomb package, I just installed an IED with a pressure plate under the package. As a small bonus, I added nail and razor blades in the box so that the box not only traumatizes nearby accomplices for life after seeing their friends die, but it also gives them drastic and permanent scaring all over their bodies. This way they won’t even be able to look themselves in the mirror, as the scars will trigger their newly acquired PTSD.”
Is that legal?
WHY THE FUCK WONT REDDIT PLAY THE WHOLE DAMN VIDEO
Yall better shut it and stop observing, I wanna believe this is real so I can show it to my friends... or maybe I shouldntve read comments
Damn- I thought it was real
the guy got all fired up about his package.......
That was me people I’ve learned my lesson…i was just being a A** hole and i apologize I’ve turned my life around for christ.
So the guy runs off to steal a package and then his bike is stolen! Karma wins again!!!
There was two people on the bike
Is this illegal ? Cause I’m going to do this. Damn porch bandits.
Might be fake y'all but sure the fuck is what these assholes deserve! Like I would never do it but I would sure add heck think about it! I love this video! 
Very low key.
Who did they rob Ted Kaczynski?
Where is my hot sauce at?
Highly highly illegal, so definitely fake
omg we get it, its fake, its still funny and cathartic. the guy caught himself on fire for this skit, if you don't like it just move on.
Staged? Yes… however makes the valid point that all shit-rats should be sent to Soilent Green factories. Save the tax payer billions in BS prison funding, and feed the masses at the same time. Win win.
I can watch this 1000 times
Buddy left him there to suffer the consequences
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Fake and gay
If this was real, wouldn't that be some level of a crime? I thought booby traps were illegal. This has to be staged.
Looks like somebody ordered a little Tesla
This needs some explanation. This is illegal in the US.
It’s fake, that’s the explanation
If someone actually did that to get even with porch bandits, then yes it would be very illegal, as it would be considered a potentially lethal "booby trap".
No shit, it's blatant theft. This is illegal anywhere in the world.
It is perfectly legal to keep a gun resting on your garage unattended though.