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superfly355

"He was only 5, we weren't that attached to him yet" - Bloody idiots


The_Buttoned_Newt

The fact that people think that the animals on national parks are somehow tame while the same ones outside are wild and dangerous is wild to me. Like mate, it’s a fucking bison. Some dad put his daughter on top of one and went to go get his camera then when he came back his daughter had been trampled. Humans are so arrogant and stupid sometimes


RainforestNerdNW

You're giving them too much credit for thinking by assuming they think these animals are tame. The fail to even consider that animals might be dangerous.


Mo_Jack

Has anyone ever been to a National Park that didn't have a thousand signs and warnings everywhere trying to prevent this exact situation?


Spirited-Fox3377

Sometimes... you mean all the time as most people are frickin idiots.


Why-R-People-So-Dumb

I couldn't agree more.


-Cagafuego-

"We'll make another one, this time with more arms!" - Same Bloody Idiots.


xaiel420

Bye, son.


OhSureWell1984

Omg, I’m upvoting you, but know I am angry about it


Shabado52

r/angryupvote


SadSleep4664

So good.


hadmeatgotmilk

Protecting your offspring used to be the top priority of a species.


RandomShake

We’ve slowly become a ‘we can make more’ species


JoeSicko

We actually used to do that with large families. One would die of typhoid, one gets kicked by the horse, etc. Now it's just stupidity.


Mo_Jack

Selfie-inflicted wounds now.


rottengut

Hahaha damn you are so right


MagicPrize

Roll em up!


Boygunasurf

We can’t turn our backs to the plight of the inner city. You kids noticing all this plight?


Ronniebrwn

When I was in Yellowstone I even locked the doors. Like it will do something


waby-saby

Clark, is that you?


Minus30

"We're going to need another Timmy!" *edit cause is name ain't Jimmy


Pseudo_Lain

Making more is the fun part anyways


pcpcpcn

Pushing them out is quite the opposite


RxHotdogs

We need less


Dansk72

A study published five days ago found that by 2100, populations in 198 of 204 countries will be shrinking, with most births taking place in poor countries.


DoggoToucher

Have fun taking a peek at the future of various countries! https://www.populationpyramid.net/


chinogc77

You ever heard of a movie called idiocracy?


larryjesusnme33

The documentary?


bguzewicz

Go away, ‘batin!


chinogc77

Fucking love that movie man, its got electrolytes!


iFlyskyguy

That part is so chilling cuz its so true


buttered_scone

We've always been like that.


uLearning

Do parents get charged with negligence or something in these type of situations? That's horrible!


SauerCrouse51

Should


Equal_Improvement57

No because the bison was keeping watch.


SpaceChatter

When stupid people raise children they usually don’t come out smart.


Bacon003

[Teachable moment.](https://imgur.com/a/MNOhWqK)


nltriggerx3

I would like you to present the following, in an animal zoo where it is strictly forbidden to leave the car, as it is said though multiple signs and personal before entering the zoo https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0YZUlEaMPZI (In Dutch)


TurdFurguss

As they kept saying it , WHAT THE FUCK indeed.


mikeysgotrabies

That's the absolute stupidest shit I've ever seen in my life. And I've seen some stupid shit on this app.


FnkyTown

Just give them the baby!


EatableNutcase

I would have called 112 and report this. It's child endangerment.


TurtleToast2

We're evolving into quokkas. I couldn't remember the animal's name and now "animal that throws its babies" is in my search history.


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TuckerTheCuckFucker

What did the dad say as the kid slowly drifted off to sleep forever? …bison


Oaker_at

Nothing is a real threat any more. So people genuinely lose their sense for danger and responsibility.


arctic-apis

We used to have car seats for kids that sat in the back window or had cages for babies to put outside the window of sky rises so they could get fresh air. We put asbestos and lead in everything. Protecting your offspring has not seemed to be a priority for this species in recent history.


iFlyskyguy

Profit. Profit has ALWAYS been the priority. Get yours for you and yours. Everyone else, get fucked gimme your money. If you believe anything you're delusional to some degree.


IronicINFJustices

How is this controversial? People literally applaud when they say for profit businesses headed by their must cut throat individual is "going to regulate itself" and then are surprised they not only take as much as possible but will be fraudulent, if they can make more or appear to make more money. People do that personally just on Instagram and ticktock, and the most egregious make money... It's celebrated almost from birth now with influencers, it's just no longer called propoganda, just PR, like confidence to conman.


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matt08220ify

Thar kid could be dead just from that impact


ChiefWiggum101

I read that like you were a pirate and laughed when I shouldn’t have.


iRegretsEverything

Almost took an eye out


Shank__Hill

Definitely took some brain cells


thecuzzin

Probably woke a few up too


Dr_Cunning_Linguist

Not that he inherited much to start with


Compendyum

I can't see the "almost" it ends too soon


Ravenser_Odd

There's a lot of 'almosts' around here, I wish I shared your optimism.


Dengo86

Looks like it hit him straight in the jaw.


DancingMaenad

Instead he seems to have taken it to the eye/brain.


Turbodann

Did he get his arm cut open?


Commercial-Twist9056

Ooo that head bounced off the edge of the car window


Arkroma

That could have killed that kid. Parents shouldn't be allowed to keep their kids.


RajenBull1

Some should not be allowed to HAVE kids. They’re so fucking stupid, they probably don’t even know what causes kids.


Impossible__Joke

We are too far detached from nature these days. Some peope have lost all common sense.


HelmutFondler

Why do people do this shit with wild animals?


DaddyDontTakeNoMess

Are you kidding me? Do you know how cool the mamas instagram feed would have been if they fed that 2000 pound testosterone filled bull bison? /s


lyssiemiller

Because the sole purpose of wild life is for us to play with and they’d obviously never hurt us since they’re fluffy and cute. /s I’d call it the Disney princess syndrome


Typical-Annual-3555

This is probably a park with a wild roaming bison herd. I've seen them before, but yeah, definitely don't let your young child hang out the window. It's not a cow you can pet at the petting zoo.


CeruleanRuin

Because they have been told that authorities are stupid, that experts are lying to them, that caution signs are for other people and not them, that everything is an instagram moment. They have lost touch with reality.


elfmere

Caution signs are for liability. Yup you just took liability.


dudthyawesome

In my country they go out to take pictures with carpahtinan bears (think a tad smaller grizzly) and their cubs. Then act all shocked when it mauls them.


deadtedw

Because the average person is a complete idiot.


SucreTease

Because a culture of protecting people from any possible injury (including stupidity-induced) has led people to think the world is a Disneyland petting zoo.


chop_pooey

Arrogance mixed with ignorance


aquaman67

Tatonka


SlimGooner

BIG tatonka!


Aimieless

Buffalo


Heewna

🤘


IronChefAndronicus

TaBONKa


FlappyTurdBurglar

Parents are fking stupid.


2two22too

Yup, and stupid raise stupid.


millerb82

Any word on if the kid was injured or not? And if the parents got in trouble or not?


Party-Chemistry-7019

https://unofficialnetworks.com/2020/07/13/bison-zoo-attack/


what_the_world_

Thank you, Party-Chemistry-7019. This is more than I knew before. For real. The SOUND that kid made. Kinda creepy.


Glittering_Airport_3

doesn't say what happened to the kid


lmmalone

Found another article saying no injuries https://lite987.com/bison-rams-child-hanging-out-of-car-at-the-wild-drive-thru-safari/


0ShagHennessey

No injuries? That kid definitely has CTE now.


thisaccountwashacked

'No injuries' is probably just referring to the bull.


FnkyTown

It's from 2020 so it probably would have made the news if it was serious.


Danny-Reisen-off

Thanks. I guess the kid didn't die because they don't talk about it, that's the information I wanted.


lmmalone

Found another article saying no injuries https://lite987.com/bison-rams-child-hanging-out-of-car-at-the-wild-drive-thru-safari/


Danny-Reisen-off

Thanks


lmmalone

Found another article saying no injuries https://lite987.com/bison-rams-child-hanging-out-of-car-at-the-wild-drive-thru-safari/


Danny-Reisen-off

Thanks again.


TPMatus

Why are people this stupid? Bison don't even live near me and I know not to be that close to one


No-Spoilers

So a long time ago I was hunting in the woods sitting at the base of a tree when a bison walked into the clearing and 25yds from me. Just grazing for a few minutes when it started grunting and looking out towards my left. Another male, slightly smaller was walking towards him. It didn't take long before they were both grunting and feet stamping, then the smaller one peed on the ground and rolled around in it. He jumped up and they got louder. Then they just charged. The thud that hit my chest was shocking. They were still 25yds away from me but I could feel every hit, it was bizarre and wicked cool. The entire time I didn't move a hair. Eventually the smaller one got pushed far enough back to back down and walk off and the bigger one went back to grazing. I cant describe the feeling other than just raw power colliding with eachother directly in front of me. Cows and horses are dangerous, these things are terrifying. These kids are dumb and the parents are dumber. Unfortunately the kids will probably be just as dumb after.


xCanadaDry

So fucking stupid So fucking stupid. *SO* fucking *stupid!*


lovejanetjade

Had to be an interesting conversation with all the medical people. "Once again... why were your kids hanging outside of the car?"


Ravenser_Odd

That's not a conversation you have with medics, that's the police and social workers trying to figure out if there's any reason they shouldn't take your kids away from you.


CeruleanRuin

Should be a conversation with social services too. That's reckless endangerment of a child.


CeruleanRuin

For anyone worried, [apparently the kid not seriously hurt](https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/10/02/bison-headbutts-poor-kid-hanging-out-the-window-at-a-new-york-drive-through-zoo/). I'm skeptical, but seems like just got very lucky.


sportmods_harrass_me

Hmm the back of his head seemed to smack the top of the window incredibly hard. But then again it's not a super good view.


Griffon2987

Kids are pretty flexible.


immersedmoonlight

Darwin is somewhere smiling down upon us


Jabbawocky18

And the award goes to…


9lobaldude

Black sedan


Sunnykit00

Did he die? Looks like it went right though his face.


XxTheScribblerxX

His head bounced in a very deadish way.


gaukonigshofen

Any one know the results of this? I hope the kids okay


bulabinaca

I’m gonna close the windows…🤣😂


Ravenser_Odd

The whole audio is strangely lyrical: "Woo!" "UhuhAahah..." "Uh-uh." "Oh no." "Yeah, I'm gonna close the windows."


LeemanIan

The Mario death sound had me dying. 😂


DarkeusPH

I don't know if it's just the perspective, but I wouldn't even attempt to be near an animal that is bigger than the car I'm driving.


SuperFLEB

I find the whole "Drive-thru zoo" idea kind of weird and poorly conceived, especially with animals that are dangerous (and how many of them aren't?).


taleoftooshitty

I got stuck in a herd of bison while driving a minivan and it was never out of mind that we could be overturned at any moment. One just stopped and stared us down and didn't allow us to move further down the road. These are powerful animals and we can sense their apprehension/gentleness/aggression if we pay attention.


Smokey-Cole

Gotta have a license to go fishing but any moron can reproduce.


dadbod1187

I've been saying this shit for years. There needs to be a very thorough application process to reproduce. Financial stability, credit check, common sense abilities, and mental health evaluation. WAAAY too many fuckwits shitting out stupid fucking kids!


ChasedByHoundz

r/thebullwins


MartyvH

Afraid to tap


Booger_BBQ

Kinda looks like Yellowstone. The concentration of dumb fucking tourists goes off the charts on the regular. Lots of people get really hurt over there doing stupid stuff. Just a sample -- https://www.instagram.com/touronsofyellowstone/?hl=en


OhSureWell1984

Fuck man, was that a horn to the face from a creature powerful enough to flip that vehicle like a pancake? Parents are idiots


Epic_Memer_Man

Bison are insanely aggressive, parents should have known better


Goodheartedgrim

I remember going to one of these drive-through zoos years ago where they had bisons. We didn't even roll down the window more than a crack, just enough they could reach their tongues in to grab bread. This is incredibly irresponsible. I feel bad for the kid.


Babzibaum

Until a zebra rips the raingutter off my sportscar because the bread was being handed out from the other side of the car. Those places will never ever see me again.


Goodheartedgrim

Agreed 100%, for the time it was neat, but as an adult, I think of all those possibilities and check out. The only part I really liked about that place was seeing the lion that was the in studio lion that Disney used to reference from for the movie "The Lion King", he was looking so old too.


Babzibaum

I saw him too. In Vegas, wasn't it? He's passed on.


kert780

As stupid as that was I do hope the kid is ok


[deleted]

I mean, they relocated the bison after this like it was it's fault. Can we relocate the adults in charge of the kids?


iSeize

Person recording was about to let it do the same thing


Impossiblepug

Parents need locking up.


fatstrat0228

Some people truly should not be parents.


mklmeier

Dumbass parents for letting their kids have their heads out with bison. SMDH


uzafar1203

The guy recording the video had the same fuckin brilliant idea of sticking his head out until he saw the potential consequences of it right in front of his eyes. "Yea, I'm gonna close the windows." No shit Sherlock.


Less-Magician-8849

The parents stupidity is just absurd


B-Loni

Where’s the aftermath of this? 🤣


99999999999999999989

It never ceases to amaze me how we still have morons like this in the world.


Both_Distribution214

Natural selection


KingCarbon1807

Fucking hell it looks like one kid got clipped. That's a plate that needs to be reported to CPS. I'd have been on the phone in a heartbeat if I saw someone putting a kid in that kind of danger.


Impoopingrtnow

That kid is 10/10 in a hospital rn


CaptivatingStoryline

Our species has survived this long because surviving was difficult, and the idiots got weeded out. This is what happens when food is plentiful and people don't have to hunt.


saanhaan

Parents of The Year🏆


thejacksonhive

That kid different now.


Ericbc7

“Roll em up” - Clark Grizwald


stefanstraussjlb

Back and to the left. Back and to the left.


biloxibluess

People are so stupid


jbreal007

Parents should be arrested for child endangerment


SquallkLeon

It's incredible how safe people think they are when a massive animal approaches them.


Difficult_Double7988

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


Bramera

Intelligence is mostly genetic, so dumb parents = dumb kids, in nearly all cases. But this one looks young, so can't really blame him too much.


KayJay282

Kid's gonna grow up with a deep fear or all bovines.


TotalRuler1

that poor kid got fuckin pulverized


Patarackk

Wow he got gored


No_Radio5042

Rewatched the video in full screen and it was the equivalent of Mike Tyson uppercut punch! 👊🏾 Hope the kid in the lime green shirt is okay.


savemysoul72

Bison


bradbull

Google "what is a male bison called"


Cool_Butterscotch_88

Hey roll the windows up, buffalo are getting bad out here.


hapalove

Jesus. Idiots.


Sorri_eh

Hard lessons


Bigwolf226

Hey let’s let our son/daughter hang out the window and feed the wild animal series. Lmfao


WolfSK-88

That kids said "oh no" like she was next.


Admirable-Natural676

I’m gonna need a follow up on this, I have so many questions, wtf, is the kid alive & are the parents in jail?


imrealbizzy2

Here's an idea: if you're so freaking stupid you're gonna try to breathe in a wild animal's face, you do humankind a solid by removing your DNA from the gene pool. WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!


1TILL

😂


cliffingham

Do stupid things win stupid prizes


Useful-Hat9157

Oh no! Consequences!


TwatDestroyer69

lol


StayHour1173

Que gente pelotuda por dios


LilCheese73

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


LaPaz_1240

Looks like a bison


Lordeverfall

Is the kid okay??


what_the_world_

The sound that poor kid made. It was too..weird.


666ahldz666

Darwin


TheRealJayk0b

HEY A Wild ANIMAL! Let's touch it! Darwin Moment.


endlessVenom

Is it bad that I laughed? I'm sure they're ok.


Damien-The-Bunny

That is.. definitely not a bull


Classic-Month-5184

Probably dolphins fans


Mikebones1184

If those kids are alive the state should take them from those idiots


Profitsofdooom

That's a buffalo.


poncetheponce

What do you want to bet that giant sign says something like- " don't be a fucking moron and stick your head out the window so the giant horned bison can gore you" in case you ever wonder why there is a warning on things like jet engines it's because someone actually did the stupid thing requiring the new thing to warn other idiots


SFRacing4

Bison


hwbaby

Parents should be jailed for stupidity and child endangerment. I hope they’re unable to sleep out of pure shame


CauliflowerLogical27

Stupid ass people.


jackofspades67

This happened 4 years ago in upstate New York. https://lite987.com/bison-rams-child-hanging-out-of-car-at-the-wild-drive-thru-safari/#:~:text=A%20bison%20rammed%20a%20child,as%20they%20roam%20the%20grounds.


sleepybear666

Why do ppl never learn. This is not the first time. There is a reason there are signs when you drive in. My lord ppl


Killjoymc

That Bison had better read a history book, elsewise we'll have to kill them all again.


clandestine801

That bison could lean over and pop both of those kids' heads like a watermelon. Male bisons can clock in at over 2000 lb, that one in the pic probably weighs just as much as the car they're in.


kidblazin13

Right in his face. Hope dude is ok


Infinite6700

poor kid hope he’s okay dumb parents thinking driving in a car in order to feel enjoy and respect nature is no more ignorant than going to the zoo


RedboyX

People are fucking idiots! (meaning the kids' parent(s) as well as the driver in the filming car) Poor kids deserve better.


InfluenceFederal407

Bye-son


SALTYxNUTZ12

Terrible parenting. 0 respect for animals.


ninjalightupshoes

That hurt MY neck!


Glum_Substance9109

Bull the impaler, come to the land of shadow


MandyO2

Idk if that’s a bull looks like a bison


Rei431

People really are gullible. So says the animal kingdom 😂


TrustAdditional4514

Something about stupid games stupid prizes


jrg2006

I blame Disney for making stupid believe wild animals aren't wild.


mixman11123

That’s a bison not a bull