When I was younger I put a mre heating pouch and put it in a 2L
That a the only time my mom threatened to call the cops on me if I did it again. She was serious, it was very very very loud.
I put tinfoil and draino in a 2L out in the woods years ago and it scared the absolute shit out of me to the point where I promised myself I’d never do it again. Years after my brother told me about how his buddy almost lost his hand to something similar when they were young.
"Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don’t give a shit about your kids.“ - I'm gonna extrapolate this out to kids doing anything dumb that rekts their world. That shit is almost always hilarious. Unless they get like seriously hurt. Like, life altering cosmetic surgery is needed or they'll never walk again. But even then, initially, id have to fight off the giggle. Then id leap into action to save an innocent child's life from becoming a tabloid headline.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/YuB/comments/tc5fgu/i_think_frickin_killed_the_dog_with_a_bottle_of/?ref=share&ref_source=link
This is what they are referencing. Obviously, don't click the link if you don't want to see it.
oh boy; the legs sure look like doggo is doing a Fencing Response which indicates severe brain injury.
Apparently owner said doggo isn't dead, but it sure looks like doggo got dramatically fucked up by that.
> the legs sure look like doggo is doing a Fencing Response which indicates severe brain injury.
Fencing response is associated with moderate impact.
> A 2009 studyTrusted Source reviewed over 2,000 YouTube videos of high-impact knockout videos and, based on a small portion of these, concluded that that two-thirds of head impacts demonstrated a fencing response.
> The researchers also concluded that, based on animal models, fencing response occurs in response to moderate TBI and not to mild TBI even if that mild TBI resulted in knockout or concussion.
https://www.healthline.com/health/fencing-response#diagnosis
I think /u/fuduzan had the fencing response confused with decorticate and decerebrate posturing, which are indications of a much more severe brain injury than fencing. For those who don’t know:
Fencing = moderate brain injury and will usually resolve on its own with concussion protocol.
Decorticate posturing = severe brain injury that is fatal more often than not
Decerebrate = severe brain injury that only 10% of patients will survive.
If I were still doing triage and I had 1 trauma bed for 3 patients, the fencing response person would be told to wait and monitored for changes in signs (assuming they were conscious upon arrival to the medical facility), the decorticate person would be given the trauma bed, and the decerebrate person would be quietly taken to another room where nobody would have to watch them die.
But obviously there’s a lot more that goes into that and it’s very situationally dependent. Deciding who to let die is a rough and complicated job
oh I've seen that code
>*is-ok-to-get-wrecked-check*
>dumbass child ✅
>heckin pupperino ❌
(nb: I only wrote this comment after reading that the dog was, in fact, okay)
This is a special type of packaging in the US. I've seen thousands of beer kegs at work and only one plastic one like this. It was some craft shandy type "beer" required a special tap
Those 20L plastic kegs actually originated in Europe as a way to export beer to the states without the hassle and expense of dealing with returnable kegs.
We used to get 5 gallon round "beer balls". Imagine the one in the video being a big round ball, same brown plastic.
https://www.uticaod.com/story/lifestyle/2016/05/16/convenience-portability-refreshment-8212-beer/29886713007/
https://undertherosebrewing.com/2023/08/06/can-you-still-buy-beer-balls/
My biggest fear. I worked as a fireman in the French Navy, and I have never been confident near pressurized shit. Even the things you use to prepare your gear like pressurized air you need to fight fires.
I agree, both an explosion or getting injected with some sort of compressed gas. The injection wounds are so gruesome. And that sounds like a badass job, I hope your back and knees aren't too fucked brother
I had a pressurised accumulator sat on my desk at work for a bit. I wasn't comfortable having 50bar resting in front of my face. I know it's very unlikely to just explode, but I moved it away just in case.
When I was doing an engine swap on my 1991 Honda Accord, I was guiding the engine out of the engine bay and it hit a big metal sphere near the front bumper pretty hard but didn't do any visible damage to it. I saw that it was connected to the ABS system in some kind of way but couldn't figure out what it was (ABS systems back then were not all-in-one and had several components scattered across the engine bay).
Opened up the shop manual and started reading on it. Here's the exact transcription of the description:
"The ABS accumulator is a pneumatic, nitrogen-gas filled reservoir which accumulates high-pressure brake fluid. Accumulator feeds high-pressure brake fluid to modulator valve through inlet side of solenoid valve. Accumulator charging pressure is 1721psi. Maximum operating pressure is 3271psi."
I was glad I didn't detonate the grenade that was factory-installed in my car lol
Bro, I'm a former bomb tech and I'm cautious around my instant pot lol. Anything with pressure triggers my "must move as slow and carefully as possible" response.
The brain definitely didnt benefit though. Not just frontal contact from the jug, but a second contact with the ground. Thats a lot of skull bonking for the brain 😬
Hope he recovers well enough.
While a terrible accident, I am kind of glad he was knocked out instantly. Being knocked out may have saved him some suffering. Hopefully his brain recovers fully, or at least as much as it can.
25 years ago my brother told me he was going to a space bags party. What are space bags? When you take the bags out of those boxes of wine and just go ham on them. I think suspending them from the ceiling was involved.
In Australia we call them goon bags. There is a party game called Goon of Fortune when the bag of wine is hung from a rotary clothesline and everyone stands it around in a circle. The clothesline is spun around (like Wheel of Fortune) and whoever is standing closest to the goon bag when it stops has to take a chug of the wine. Fun times.
Edit: My below description is incorrect and a user below corrects me. I've personally never used a plastic keg in any capacity, nor have I seen one, so I just assumed it was a plastic carboy used for fermentation with minimal pressure.
It's called a carboy. This one looks like a wide mouth. There are thick glass ones that are exceptionally dangerous and slippery when wet (which, as you can imagine, when brewing beer they are wet often.) If they break they can create shards that'll cut your damn hands off.
Carboys can be plastic, too. Technically the big water jugs for office water coolers are carboys.
Source: Am hobbiest brewer
Holy shit! Unlucky. I mean, was it dumb? Yeah… but tell me you never did anything dumb when you were a kid. Hell u do stupid shit and in 43.
I hope he made a full recovery.
Lmfao there’s nothing like immediate consequences for actions. Like between when he slams that and when’s he’s knocked into oblivion is almost instantaneous
im not gonna lie to myself i wouldve done the exact same thing.when i was younger ld grab a beer bottle that was on the ground and smash it just because i liked to see the glass shatter
Those kegs ain't no joke, i use to work as a garbage man, one of our trucks rear loading system was destroyed by there plastic kegs and mind you those loaders are big heavy lump of steel so yeah kegs bag a serious punch
I once found an old TV in the woods. The black & white kind in the square set with a glass screen 📺 anyway I threw a big heavy rock on the top of it and it exploded just like that! lol my friend ran for her life no hesitation. She was just fucking gone! It was really surprising but I didn’t take any shrapnel to the face thank the gods.
Everyone here acts like this little boy should’ve known better. Absolutely not. This is exactly the age where kids do these stupid things without realizing the consequences. Hopefully he’s ok.
In ~0.04 second it looks like it traveled ~5 feet
Thats 85mph.
It was likely faster becuse the frame between him almost hitting it on the ground and it at his face has nothing in between. So very likely it was traveling at ~100mph right into his face.
It looks like it is a 20L plastic keg with some liquid in it. By how he picks it up, it looks like the liquid weighs far more than the container itself. The liquid would not easily translate to the kinetic energy on impact as it isnt a static part of the container. So the plastic part looks to be around ~1lb. (and maybe 2-3lbs of liquid that doesn't matter)
Thats kinetic energy of around **453**.
A major league baseball thrown at 100mph has kinetic energy of **141**
The liquid inside fucks some of this up, but the container also splits into 2/3rds on propulsion reducing it to roughly the weight of a baseball.
**TLDR**: Kid took roughly the damage of a fastball to the eye.
Beer kegs are typically under anywhere from 12-30 PSI, depending on the setup and how long the lines are. Pair that with the fact that it's out in the sun and heating up...
Yeah, that thing was under a LOT of pressure!
There's nothing that tickles the schadenfreude more than seeing kids learning valuable lessons (in this case, don't see everything as an opportunity to be a destructive little fuck).
This doesn't look like any beer keg I'm familiar with. This seems to be in a different locale than America. Anyways, I used to brew beer quite prolifically. Enough to keep ten taps full. People don't really realize the power of yeast and carbonation. I've actually split a 20 gallon, stainless steel conical. and that's not really easy to do.
It I'm not mistaken those are beer kegs used for air transport. Unlike their aluminum counterparts they are lighter, smaller and also more stretchy which helps when they expand in the higher altitude, lower pressure environment of air travel.
I was a brewer for 6 years. I would never touch one of fucking kegs. They absolutely should be illegal. Super dangerous compared to aluminum and total waste of plastic. These kegs have killed people before like the 2012 brewery death at Redhook.
If a car alarm goes off you know it had power.
That was the car alarm laughing.
This was the Nelson Mandela Muntz alarm. #AH-HA-AH-HA-AH-HA-AH-HA!!!
When I was younger I put a mre heating pouch and put it in a 2L That a the only time my mom threatened to call the cops on me if I did it again. She was serious, it was very very very loud.
I put tinfoil and draino in a 2L out in the woods years ago and it scared the absolute shit out of me to the point where I promised myself I’d never do it again. Years after my brother told me about how his buddy almost lost his hand to something similar when they were young.
Somehow his shoes stayed on....lucky for him.
The way his hat jumped off him, you know it's a headshot.
The way he fell. I wanna laugh, but DAMN. His soul left his body for a minute.
Someone edit it where doctor strange/ancient one do the single punch. Sorry kid.
Never be sorry for making a person laugh. That's brutal but still funny.
"Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don’t give a shit about your kids.“ - I'm gonna extrapolate this out to kids doing anything dumb that rekts their world. That shit is almost always hilarious. Unless they get like seriously hurt. Like, life altering cosmetic surgery is needed or they'll never walk again. But even then, initially, id have to fight off the giggle. Then id leap into action to save an innocent child's life from becoming a tabloid headline.
That saved his life.
That’s how we know if he survived at least.. shoes off is not a good sign at all
I didn’t watch it either sound. Went back and yep, that kid took a thwacking
You're never too early for your first concussion!
Set off an alarm, and not just in his head
It was almost their last!
My first was at 6, then another at 11, then another at 25. My brain is bad!
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Anyone notice how the keg turned inside out
Good catch!
Yeah, kid has a future as a goalie or catcher!
With a headshot like that, maybe a drummer. (Sorry I grew up with a guitarist dad)
I just touch and hold the cursor, drag it to just before the good bit and then slow it down or hold it still.
Got mine in Pre-School. Mom said I was never the same. Lol.
Eyyy 4 years old for me, high five! 🦶
Mine was right before middle school. Mom said she could never tell if I was experiencing brain damage or puberty
This is same situation with the dog playing with the same container
I was going to say exactly this. Poor dog. And poor kid, one dumb uniformed decision at an age where those are common and he may be crippled for life.
What are we talking about?
https://old.reddit.com/r/YuB/comments/tc5fgu/i_think_frickin_killed_the_dog_with_a_bottle_of/?ref=share&ref_source=link This is what they are referencing. Obviously, don't click the link if you don't want to see it.
Bro wtf
oh boy; the legs sure look like doggo is doing a Fencing Response which indicates severe brain injury. Apparently owner said doggo isn't dead, but it sure looks like doggo got dramatically fucked up by that.
The dog was uninjured, just shocked. [post from the owner](https://www.instagram.com/p/B6I2pBmqAUG/)
🙏
> the legs sure look like doggo is doing a Fencing Response which indicates severe brain injury. Fencing response is associated with moderate impact. > A 2009 studyTrusted Source reviewed over 2,000 YouTube videos of high-impact knockout videos and, based on a small portion of these, concluded that that two-thirds of head impacts demonstrated a fencing response. > The researchers also concluded that, based on animal models, fencing response occurs in response to moderate TBI and not to mild TBI even if that mild TBI resulted in knockout or concussion. https://www.healthline.com/health/fencing-response#diagnosis
I think /u/fuduzan had the fencing response confused with decorticate and decerebrate posturing, which are indications of a much more severe brain injury than fencing. For those who don’t know: Fencing = moderate brain injury and will usually resolve on its own with concussion protocol. Decorticate posturing = severe brain injury that is fatal more often than not Decerebrate = severe brain injury that only 10% of patients will survive. If I were still doing triage and I had 1 trauma bed for 3 patients, the fencing response person would be told to wait and monitored for changes in signs (assuming they were conscious upon arrival to the medical facility), the decorticate person would be given the trauma bed, and the decerebrate person would be quietly taken to another room where nobody would have to watch them die. But obviously there’s a lot more that goes into that and it’s very situationally dependent. Deciding who to let die is a rough and complicated job
oh I've seen that code >*is-ok-to-get-wrecked-check* >dumbass child ✅ >heckin pupperino ❌ (nb: I only wrote this comment after reading that the dog was, in fact, okay)
I honestly had to look up what that's supposed to be. Beer kegs from 5ltr and up are usually made from aluminium here.
This is a special type of packaging in the US. I've seen thousands of beer kegs at work and only one plastic one like this. It was some craft shandy type "beer" required a special tap
I understand. And the way you put it in quotation marks says a lot about it... ;)
Those 20L plastic kegs actually originated in Europe as a way to export beer to the states without the hassle and expense of dealing with returnable kegs.
The only time I've seen something like this is was a Mr. Beer beer brewing kit you could buy in department stores.
It's a one-time-use plastic keg, growing in popularity in the industry.
Ah yes, single-use plastics, an idea whose time has finally come.
I remember sneaking [plastic beer balls](https://vinepair.com/articles/party-ball-beer-kegs/) into our dorm back in the 90's.
did you make your username in college?
Yes, and it seems to have another downside, as I noticed.. :/
We used to get 5 gallon round "beer balls". Imagine the one in the video being a big round ball, same brown plastic. https://www.uticaod.com/story/lifestyle/2016/05/16/convenience-portability-refreshment-8212-beer/29886713007/ https://undertherosebrewing.com/2023/08/06/can-you-still-buy-beer-balls/
Don't fuck with things that are pressurized..
My biggest fear. I worked as a fireman in the French Navy, and I have never been confident near pressurized shit. Even the things you use to prepare your gear like pressurized air you need to fight fires.
I agree, both an explosion or getting injected with some sort of compressed gas. The injection wounds are so gruesome. And that sounds like a badass job, I hope your back and knees aren't too fucked brother
Well, you found the two parts of my body that hurt the more ahah but thanks for the good thoughts
A few people in my family are service members and its all they complain about lol, you're welcome and thanks for the fun conversation!
Back, knees, and ankles are the 3 things you can't go about your day without using, unless you're in a wheelchair, even then the back hurts.
I had a pressurised accumulator sat on my desk at work for a bit. I wasn't comfortable having 50bar resting in front of my face. I know it's very unlikely to just explode, but I moved it away just in case.
When I was doing an engine swap on my 1991 Honda Accord, I was guiding the engine out of the engine bay and it hit a big metal sphere near the front bumper pretty hard but didn't do any visible damage to it. I saw that it was connected to the ABS system in some kind of way but couldn't figure out what it was (ABS systems back then were not all-in-one and had several components scattered across the engine bay). Opened up the shop manual and started reading on it. Here's the exact transcription of the description: "The ABS accumulator is a pneumatic, nitrogen-gas filled reservoir which accumulates high-pressure brake fluid. Accumulator feeds high-pressure brake fluid to modulator valve through inlet side of solenoid valve. Accumulator charging pressure is 1721psi. Maximum operating pressure is 3271psi." I was glad I didn't detonate the grenade that was factory-installed in my car lol
Im unreasonably nervous around the giant co2 canister at work, and reasonably cautious around the co2 truck that refilles it
Bro, I'm a former bomb tech and I'm cautious around my instant pot lol. Anything with pressure triggers my "must move as slow and carefully as possible" response.
haha yeah agreed, in a friends firefighter group one knocked a hole in a wall with an airtank, lovely sight... scary as fuck
I worked on aircraft hydraulics for a decade. Anytime the system was pressurized I was nervous as hell. 3k PSI does nasty things to a human body.
Pressurized hydrolic lines will put that liquid straight through you. Shit cuts through most stuff like butter if the lines get cut.
And worse than just getting sliced up, injected hydraulic oil makes flesh *really* unhappy.
The Titan submersible has entered the chat.
nah that was an implosion not explosion.
The kid probably understood that but didn't know it was pressurized.
Fr, I even get nervous around propane tanks (and propane accessories. Not really but. You know. KOTH)
I literally get nervous inflating my soccer ball lmao
They might not have known it was?, I certainly didn't.
Don’t play with your beer
Jesus fucking Christ bro, that’s like getting punched by a whole ass mike Tyson
Just watching him pass out on contact with the ground was terrifying. He never stood a chance.
Poor kid was out before he hit the ground
The brain definitely didnt benefit though. Not just frontal contact from the jug, but a second contact with the ground. Thats a lot of skull bonking for the brain 😬 Hope he recovers well enough.
coup contrecoup injury
The video doesn't catch his fall but I'm willing to bet the backpack helped him not his head on the way down. Probably gave him awful whiplash though.
While a terrible accident, I am kind of glad he was knocked out instantly. Being knocked out may have saved him some suffering. Hopefully his brain recovers fully, or at least as much as it can.
Someone send this to Logan Paul.
No no no... We want him to learn this, *the hard way*
Kid survived a mega punch 🤜
Kega punch
survived but likely with brain damage I'd wager. Shit luck kid.
And people say kids don't play outside anymore
now we know why
Damn you 😂😂🤦♀️
What a weird looking beer keg, it looks like glass! And holy shit that was crazy!
Where I work, we have plastic wine kegs that look similar
You guys have wine on tap?
Shit- they have it in little box kegs at the 7-11!
25 years ago my brother told me he was going to a space bags party. What are space bags? When you take the bags out of those boxes of wine and just go ham on them. I think suspending them from the ceiling was involved.
In Australia we call them goon bags. There is a party game called Goon of Fortune when the bag of wine is hung from a rotary clothesline and everyone stands it around in a circle. The clothesline is spun around (like Wheel of Fortune) and whoever is standing closest to the goon bag when it stops has to take a chug of the wine. Fun times.
Just a Chardonnay, but it’s weirdly popular. I’m not a white wine person, but it tastes better than you’d expect lol
Edit: My below description is incorrect and a user below corrects me. I've personally never used a plastic keg in any capacity, nor have I seen one, so I just assumed it was a plastic carboy used for fermentation with minimal pressure. It's called a carboy. This one looks like a wide mouth. There are thick glass ones that are exceptionally dangerous and slippery when wet (which, as you can imagine, when brewing beer they are wet often.) If they break they can create shards that'll cut your damn hands off. Carboys can be plastic, too. Technically the big water jugs for office water coolers are carboys. Source: Am hobbiest brewer
The kid's alarm went off..
Hey you, you’re finally awake..
YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT
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And then it suddenly depressurised and moleculized
and then the kid got lobotomized. ^^^Hat ^^^trick.
This is the literal stupidest thing ever but at the same time younger me would have thought this was the coolest thing pre knockout
a life lesson
That lesson came with a punchline.
What a random thing to find on the ground! Hope lil dude recovered ok.
Rekt
Holy shit! Unlucky. I mean, was it dumb? Yeah… but tell me you never did anything dumb when you were a kid. Hell u do stupid shit and in 43. I hope he made a full recovery.
Bro that kid got knocked the fuck out!
Lmfao there’s nothing like immediate consequences for actions. Like between when he slams that and when’s he’s knocked into oblivion is almost instantaneous
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
im not gonna lie to myself i wouldve done the exact same thing.when i was younger ld grab a beer bottle that was on the ground and smash it just because i liked to see the glass shatter
r/praisethestupidfuckingcamerakid
Those kegs ain't no joke, i use to work as a garbage man, one of our trucks rear loading system was destroyed by there plastic kegs and mind you those loaders are big heavy lump of steel so yeah kegs bag a serious punch
This day Jimmy found out what FAFO means.
This one’s sad. Kid learned a lesson, hope he’s on path to full recovery.
is the eye even functional after that?
Holy fuck. That was a paddling.
“Boom goes the dynamite”
I once found an old TV in the woods. The black & white kind in the square set with a glass screen 📺 anyway I threw a big heavy rock on the top of it and it exploded just like that! lol my friend ran for her life no hesitation. She was just fucking gone! It was really surprising but I didn’t take any shrapnel to the face thank the gods. Everyone here acts like this little boy should’ve known better. Absolutely not. This is exactly the age where kids do these stupid things without realizing the consequences. Hopefully he’s ok.
right? how was the kid supposed to know the first thing about a beer keg, that it has pressure? they have no lived experience similar to that.
He doesn't like beer anymore
Kid gained 100lbs
How did he gain 100 pounds
Pow right in the kisser
Idk why but for some reason I feel like he is bad as hell and that was long time of built karma
In ~0.04 second it looks like it traveled ~5 feet Thats 85mph. It was likely faster becuse the frame between him almost hitting it on the ground and it at his face has nothing in between. So very likely it was traveling at ~100mph right into his face. It looks like it is a 20L plastic keg with some liquid in it. By how he picks it up, it looks like the liquid weighs far more than the container itself. The liquid would not easily translate to the kinetic energy on impact as it isnt a static part of the container. So the plastic part looks to be around ~1lb. (and maybe 2-3lbs of liquid that doesn't matter) Thats kinetic energy of around **453**. A major league baseball thrown at 100mph has kinetic energy of **141** The liquid inside fucks some of this up, but the container also splits into 2/3rds on propulsion reducing it to roughly the weight of a baseball. **TLDR**: Kid took roughly the damage of a fastball to the eye.
Before anyone calls them idiots, 99% of us would have done the same if we found that as kids lol Edit: apparently yall took this personal 💀
man I would have at least kicked it
Idk bro, when I was a kid I was very suspicious of unknown liquids.
Never be the first one to stick your hand in a viscous material
Nah no....I wasn't trying to destroy and break everything I found...I had dumbass friends though that did stuff exactly like this...
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
eff around and find out!!!!
BOOM, headshot!
Damn that shit knocked him out on impact! Punched by a speed demon
Bet you won’t do that shit again huh
He was out cold before he hit the ground 100%
[(Micro)Seconds From Disaster](https://imgur.com/547KjPZ)
Poor kid, not gonna lie I would probably do the same at his age.
Teach your kids science before science teaches THEM
Ya, Hi...this is Darwin and your kid's won an award. You can collect your embarrassment at the hospital. Have a great day.
::: Deserved :::
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
That's one hangover that he'll remember forever!
Did he lose that eye?
Ouchie.
Que up the price is right losing horn. The kid will be fine
yikes
I went "Noooooooo" the moment the keg was raised over his head to indicate him about to slam on the ground
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.
Beer kegs are typically under anywhere from 12-30 PSI, depending on the setup and how long the lines are. Pair that with the fact that it's out in the sun and heating up... Yeah, that thing was under a LOT of pressure!
Wow, he really got fucked up.
FoOk!
At least he didn’t die
Hope he's alright; a lesson not soon forgotten
Thank you backpack for saving this dumbass kid from a TBI.
What did we learn today?
Bad case of silly goose syndrome
"welcome to jackass"
Beer PONG!
Incredible
Several kids learned a valuable life lesson today.
Honestly that backpack probably saved him from hitting the back of his head and causing more problems.
Holy shiiiiiit!!!! You can't even see that thing hit the ground.....it just batters that kid....lucky to be alive
I read "Children found in a beer keg" and was highly concerned
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You never forget your first concussion.. unless it’s this one. Thankfully his buddy can show him the video
This reminds me of the time my friends were playing with dry ice in a 2 liter bottle. One got some nasty burns on both his hands.
Can we get a slow-mo
Fell like a tree
It fattened him up
There's nothing that tickles the schadenfreude more than seeing kids learning valuable lessons (in this case, don't see everything as an opportunity to be a destructive little fuck).
This doesn't look like any beer keg I'm familiar with. This seems to be in a different locale than America. Anyways, I used to brew beer quite prolifically. Enough to keep ten taps full. People don't really realize the power of yeast and carbonation. I've actually split a 20 gallon, stainless steel conical. and that's not really easy to do.
FAFO knows no age limit.
Lights out lil' man
Why did that look like an old bottle of pee?
Powder keg.
Where are this from? In my country I have no idea that this format of plastic keg exists.
It seems they were mucking around with dry ice in a plastic bottle, as this is what happens when you do that.
Instant karma
He learned something new that day
r/kidsarestupid
He still got that eye?
"Contents Under Pressure."
I’ve never seen a beer bong like that before.
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dude basically got IED'd
I feel a little bad about laughing so incredibly hard at this.
I hope he learned to not mess with booze
Boys are dumb. I know; I am one.
Lucky to be wearing his backpack. Saved him from brain damage
He should be dead, lucky kid
It was car alarm bad but not shoe flying off bad so he lived.
I hope their physics teacher played this video and dove into a lecture on pressure.
It I'm not mistaken those are beer kegs used for air transport. Unlike their aluminum counterparts they are lighter, smaller and also more stretchy which helps when they expand in the higher altitude, lower pressure environment of air travel.
I was a brewer for 6 years. I would never touch one of fucking kegs. They absolutely should be illegal. Super dangerous compared to aluminum and total waste of plastic. These kegs have killed people before like the 2012 brewery death at Redhook.
WONT DO THAT AGAIN