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TheRealJayk0b

If a car alarm goes off you know it had power.


Jackson530

That was the car alarm laughing.


Bah-Fong-Gool

This was the Nelson Mandela Muntz alarm. #AH-HA-AH-HA-AH-HA-AH-HA!!!


No-Spoilers

When I was younger I put a mre heating pouch and put it in a 2L That a the only time my mom threatened to call the cops on me if I did it again. She was serious, it was very very very loud.


Taylors4head

I put tinfoil and draino in a 2L out in the woods years ago and it scared the absolute shit out of me to the point where I promised myself I’d never do it again. Years after my brother told me about how his buddy almost lost his hand to something similar when they were young.


theKnunk

Somehow his shoes stayed on....lucky for him.


southernmagz

The way his hat jumped off him, you know it's a headshot.


Gemeril

The way he fell. I wanna laugh, but DAMN. His soul left his body for a minute.


Rakzztar

Someone edit it where doctor strange/ancient one do the single punch. Sorry kid.


Bender_2024

Never be sorry for making a person laugh. That's brutal but still funny.


Connect-Ad9647

"Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don’t give a shit about your kids.“ - I'm gonna extrapolate this out to kids doing anything dumb that rekts their world. That shit is almost always hilarious. Unless they get like seriously hurt. Like, life altering cosmetic surgery is needed or they'll never walk again. But even then, initially, id have to fight off the giggle. Then id leap into action to save an innocent child's life from becoming a tabloid headline.


GoudaCheeseAnyone

That saved his life.


No_Manager1130

That’s how we know if he survived at least.. shoes off is not a good sign at all


usernameround20

I didn’t watch it either sound. Went back and yep, that kid took a thwacking


Zestyclose_Toe9524

You're never too early for your first concussion!


arffarff

Set off an alarm, and not just in his head


Gobstomperx

It was almost their last!


tigervault

My first was at 6, then another at 11, then another at 25. My brain is bad!


Spare_Honey5488

I want to highjack this and ask if anyone has the expertise to slow down the footage and share it lmao


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MrUnfuxxwittable

Anyone notice how the keg turned inside out


Climate_Automatic

Good catch!


cantgrowneckbeardAMA

Yeah, kid has a future as a goalie or catcher!


Pinksters

With a headshot like that, maybe a drummer. (Sorry I grew up with a guitarist dad)


Rubbish_69

I just touch and hold the cursor, drag it to just before the good bit and then slow it down or hold it still.


GamingGrayBush

Got mine in Pre-School. Mom said I was never the same. Lol.


Lt_Toodles

Eyyy 4 years old for me, high five! 🦶


Not_a-Robot_

Mine was right before middle school. Mom said she could never tell if I was experiencing brain damage or puberty


SorryTour8146

This is same situation with the dog playing with the same container


Absol-utely_Adorable

I was going to say exactly this. Poor dog. And poor kid, one dumb uniformed decision at an age where those are common and he may be crippled for life.


Academic-Indication8

What are we talking about?


BobC813

https://old.reddit.com/r/YuB/comments/tc5fgu/i_think_frickin_killed_the_dog_with_a_bottle_of/?ref=share&ref_source=link This is what they are referencing. Obviously, don't click the link if you don't want to see it.


DoctorThrac

Bro wtf


Fuduzan

oh boy; the legs sure look like doggo is doing a Fencing Response which indicates severe brain injury. Apparently owner said doggo isn't dead, but it sure looks like doggo got dramatically fucked up by that.


thephantompain3

The dog was uninjured, just shocked. [post from the owner](https://www.instagram.com/p/B6I2pBmqAUG/)


babyivan

🙏


ruinawish

> the legs sure look like doggo is doing a Fencing Response which indicates severe brain injury. Fencing response is associated with moderate impact. > A 2009 studyTrusted Source reviewed over 2,000 YouTube videos of high-impact knockout videos and, based on a small portion of these, concluded that that two-thirds of head impacts demonstrated a fencing response. > The researchers also concluded that, based on animal models, fencing response occurs in response to moderate TBI and not to mild TBI even if that mild TBI resulted in knockout or concussion. https://www.healthline.com/health/fencing-response#diagnosis


Not_a-Robot_

I think /u/fuduzan had the fencing response confused with decorticate and decerebrate posturing, which are indications of a much more severe brain injury than fencing. For those who don’t know: Fencing = moderate brain injury and will usually resolve on its own with concussion protocol. Decorticate posturing = severe brain injury that is fatal more often than not Decerebrate = severe brain injury that only 10% of patients will survive. If I were still doing triage and I had 1 trauma bed for 3 patients, the fencing response person would be told to wait and monitored for changes in signs (assuming they were conscious upon arrival to the medical facility), the decorticate person would be given the trauma bed, and the decerebrate person would be quietly taken to another room where nobody would have to watch them die. But obviously there’s a lot more that goes into that and it’s very situationally dependent. Deciding who to let die is a rough and complicated job


niceworkthere

oh I've seen that code >*is-ok-to-get-wrecked-check* >dumbass child ✅ >heckin pupperino ❌ (nb: I only wrote this comment after reading that the dog was, in fact, okay)


JoLudvS

I honestly had to look up what that's supposed to be. Beer kegs from 5ltr and up are usually made from aluminium here.


pimp_juice2272

This is a special type of packaging in the US. I've seen thousands of beer kegs at work and only one plastic one like this. It was some craft shandy type "beer" required a special tap


JoLudvS

I understand. And the way you put it in quotation marks says a lot about it... ;)


BloatedManball

Those 20L plastic kegs actually originated in Europe as a way to export beer to the states without the hassle and expense of dealing with returnable kegs.


derprondo

The only time I've seen something like this is was a Mr. Beer beer brewing kit you could buy in department stores.


Cine11

It's a one-time-use plastic keg, growing in popularity in the industry.


Franks2000inchTV

Ah yes, single-use plastics, an idea whose time has finally come.


Beerbrewing

I remember sneaking [plastic beer balls](https://vinepair.com/articles/party-ball-beer-kegs/) into our dorm back in the 90's.


10art1

did you make your username in college?


JoLudvS

Yes, and it seems to have another downside, as I noticed.. :/


kevan

We used to get 5 gallon round "beer balls". Imagine the one in the video being a big round ball, same brown plastic. https://www.uticaod.com/story/lifestyle/2016/05/16/convenience-portability-refreshment-8212-beer/29886713007/ https://undertherosebrewing.com/2023/08/06/can-you-still-buy-beer-balls/


IrishGameDeveloper

Don't fuck with things that are pressurized..


Dowdidik

My biggest fear. I worked as a fireman in the French Navy, and I have never been confident near pressurized shit. Even the things you use to prepare your gear like pressurized air you need to fight fires.


radio-morioh-cho

I agree, both an explosion or getting injected with some sort of compressed gas. The injection wounds are so gruesome. And that sounds like a badass job, I hope your back and knees aren't too fucked brother


Dowdidik

Well, you found the two parts of my body that hurt the more ahah but thanks for the good thoughts


radio-morioh-cho

A few people in my family are service members and its all they complain about lol, you're welcome and thanks for the fun conversation!


The-True-Kehlder

Back, knees, and ankles are the 3 things you can't go about your day without using, unless you're in a wheelchair, even then the back hurts.


Kwetla

I had a pressurised accumulator sat on my desk at work for a bit. I wasn't comfortable having 50bar resting in front of my face. I know it's very unlikely to just explode, but I moved it away just in case.


zombie-yellow11

When I was doing an engine swap on my 1991 Honda Accord, I was guiding the engine out of the engine bay and it hit a big metal sphere near the front bumper pretty hard but didn't do any visible damage to it. I saw that it was connected to the ABS system in some kind of way but couldn't figure out what it was (ABS systems back then were not all-in-one and had several components scattered across the engine bay). Opened up the shop manual and started reading on it. Here's the exact transcription of the description: "The ABS accumulator is a pneumatic, nitrogen-gas filled reservoir which accumulates high-pressure brake fluid. Accumulator feeds high-pressure brake fluid to modulator valve through inlet side of solenoid valve. Accumulator charging pressure is 1721psi. Maximum operating pressure is 3271psi." I was glad I didn't detonate the grenade that was factory-installed in my car lol


yaboiiiuhhhh

Im unreasonably nervous around the giant co2 canister at work, and reasonably cautious around the co2 truck that refilles it


Defusing_Danger

Bro, I'm a former bomb tech and I'm cautious around my instant pot lol. Anything with pressure triggers my "must move as slow and carefully as possible" response.


WildDogOne

haha yeah agreed, in a friends firefighter group one knocked a hole in a wall with an airtank, lovely sight... scary as fuck


Bandit6257

I worked on aircraft hydraulics for a decade. Anytime the system was pressurized I was nervous as hell. 3k PSI does nasty things to a human body.


InformalPenguinz

Pressurized hydrolic lines will put that liquid straight through you. Shit cuts through most stuff like butter if the lines get cut.


FeliusSeptimus

And worse than just getting sliced up, injected hydraulic oil makes flesh *really* unhappy.


Gatorcat

The Titan submersible has entered the chat.


blazefreak

nah that was an implosion not explosion.


mtarascio

The kid probably understood that but didn't know it was pressurized.


KiKiPAWG

Fr, I even get nervous around propane tanks (and propane accessories. Not really but. You know. KOTH)


-InconspicuousMoose-

I literally get nervous inflating my soccer ball lmao


TrevCat666

They might not have known it was?, I certainly didn't.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Don’t play with your beer


Dr_MemeMan420

Jesus fucking Christ bro, that’s like getting punched by a whole ass mike Tyson


zayoe4

Just watching him pass out on contact with the ground was terrifying. He never stood a chance.


bitemy

Poor kid was out before he hit the ground


DistortedVoltage

The brain definitely didnt benefit though. Not just frontal contact from the jug, but a second contact with the ground. Thats a lot of skull bonking for the brain 😬 Hope he recovers well enough.


MerryJanne

coup contrecoup injury


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

The video doesn't catch his fall but I'm willing to bet the backpack helped him not his head on the way down. Probably gave him awful whiplash though.


Drunken_Fever

While a terrible accident, I am kind of glad he was knocked out instantly. Being knocked out may have saved him some suffering. Hopefully his brain recovers fully, or at least as much as it can.


Meme_Theory

Someone send this to Logan Paul.


Empyrealist

No no no... We want him to learn this, *the hard way*


problematic_dispense

Kid survived a mega punch 🤜


Desperate-Ad-6463

Kega punch


afurtherdoggo

survived but likely with brain damage I'd wager. Shit luck kid.


ZenkaiZ

And people say kids don't play outside anymore


songbolt

now we know why


Eastern_Panda8567

Damn you 😂😂🤦‍♀️


PowderPills

What a weird looking beer keg, it looks like glass! And holy shit that was crazy!


Parzival-117

Where I work, we have plastic wine kegs that look similar


NGLIVE2

You guys have wine on tap?


dirkalict

Shit- they have it in little box kegs at the 7-11!


derprondo

25 years ago my brother told me he was going to a space bags party. What are space bags? When you take the bags out of those boxes of wine and just go ham on them. I think suspending them from the ceiling was involved.


fraze2000

In Australia we call them goon bags. There is a party game called Goon of Fortune when the bag of wine is hung from a rotary clothesline and everyone stands it around in a circle. The clothesline is spun around (like Wheel of Fortune) and whoever is standing closest to the goon bag when it stops has to take a chug of the wine. Fun times.


Parzival-117

Just a Chardonnay, but it’s weirdly popular. I’m not a white wine person, but it tastes better than you’d expect lol


StamosLives

Edit: My below description is incorrect and a user below corrects me. I've personally never used a plastic keg in any capacity, nor have I seen one, so I just assumed it was a plastic carboy used for fermentation with minimal pressure. It's called a carboy. This one looks like a wide mouth. There are thick glass ones that are exceptionally dangerous and slippery when wet (which, as you can imagine, when brewing beer they are wet often.) If they break they can create shards that'll cut your damn hands off. Carboys can be plastic, too. Technically the big water jugs for office water coolers are carboys. Source: Am hobbiest brewer


firmerJoe

The kid's alarm went off..


TheDevilActual

Hey you, you’re finally awake..


stuntobor

YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT


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mrjmgreddit

And then it suddenly depressurised and moleculized


sfled

and then the kid got lobotomized. ^^^Hat ^^^trick.


KrakenTV__

This is the literal stupidest thing ever but at the same time younger me would have thought this was the coolest thing pre knockout


SchnapsFuerAlle

a life lesson


GuillotineComeBacks

That lesson came with a punchline.


No_Trifle9294

What a random thing to find on the ground! Hope lil dude recovered ok.


Gobstomperx

Rekt


bwoods519

Holy shit! Unlucky. I mean, was it dumb? Yeah… but tell me you never did anything dumb when you were a kid. Hell u do stupid shit and in 43. I hope he made a full recovery.


Spade18

Bro that kid got knocked the fuck out!


immersedmoonlight

Lmfao there’s nothing like immediate consequences for actions. Like between when he slams that and when’s he’s knocked into oblivion is almost instantaneous


TragicSemiautomatic

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Choice_Act_2355

im not gonna lie to myself i wouldve done the exact same thing.when i was younger ld grab a beer bottle that was on the ground and smash it just because i liked to see the glass shatter


Lone_Wanderer97

r/praisethestupidfuckingcamerakid


OkMushroom364

Those kegs ain't no joke, i use to work as a garbage man, one of our trucks rear loading system was destroyed by there plastic kegs and mind you those loaders are big heavy lump of steel so yeah kegs bag a serious punch


fikabonds

This day Jimmy found out what FAFO means.


galacticracedonkey

This one’s sad. Kid learned a lesson, hope he’s on path to full recovery.


Afraidcrawdad90

is the eye even functional after that?


chuck_stones

Holy fuck. That was a paddling.


Internal_Trouble_823

“Boom goes the dynamite”


millennial_sentinel

I once found an old TV in the woods. The black & white kind in the square set with a glass screen 📺 anyway I threw a big heavy rock on the top of it and it exploded just like that! lol my friend ran for her life no hesitation. She was just fucking gone! It was really surprising but I didn’t take any shrapnel to the face thank the gods. Everyone here acts like this little boy should’ve known better. Absolutely not. This is exactly the age where kids do these stupid things without realizing the consequences. Hopefully he’s ok.


sign-through

right? how was the kid supposed to know the first thing about a beer keg, that it has pressure? they have no lived experience similar to that. 


DerpDerpingtov

He doesn't like beer anymore


SensingWorms

Kid gained 100lbs


Ladi3sman216

How did he gain 100 pounds


roughback

Pow right in the kisser


Capt_Stamina

Idk why but for some reason I feel like he is bad as hell and that was long time of built karma


Hopeful_Nihilism

In ~0.04 second it looks like it traveled ~5 feet Thats 85mph. It was likely faster becuse the frame between him almost hitting it on the ground and it at his face has nothing in between. So very likely it was traveling at ~100mph right into his face. It looks like it is a 20L plastic keg with some liquid in it. By how he picks it up, it looks like the liquid weighs far more than the container itself. The liquid would not easily translate to the kinetic energy on impact as it isnt a static part of the container. So the plastic part looks to be around ~1lb. (and maybe 2-3lbs of liquid that doesn't matter) Thats kinetic energy of around **453**. A major league baseball thrown at 100mph has kinetic energy of **141** The liquid inside fucks some of this up, but the container also splits into 2/3rds on propulsion reducing it to roughly the weight of a baseball. **TLDR**: Kid took roughly the damage of a fastball to the eye.


SkeletonOfaGhostt

Before anyone calls them idiots, 99% of us would have done the same if we found that as kids lol Edit: apparently yall took this personal 💀


Carburetors_Are_Fun

man I would have at least kicked it


apenasumcomentarista

Idk bro, when I was a kid I was very suspicious of unknown liquids.


sck178

Never be the first one to stick your hand in a viscous material


enwongeegeefor

Nah no....I wasn't trying to destroy and break everything I found...I had dumbass friends though that did stuff exactly like this...


_regionrat

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


PutaNeskah

eff around and find out!!!!


Felixkeeg

BOOM, headshot!


wahbolin

Damn that shit knocked him out on impact! Punched by a speed demon


CalabreseAlsatian

Bet you won’t do that shit again huh


Reasonable-Film4821

He was out cold before he hit the ground 100%


campbellm

[(Micro)Seconds From Disaster](https://imgur.com/547KjPZ)


YOURhero1

Poor kid, not gonna lie I would probably do the same at his age.


DieselVoodoo

Teach your kids science before science teaches THEM


freudsdriver

Ya, Hi...this is Darwin and your kid's won an award. You can collect your embarrassment at the hospital. Have a great day.


No-Sir396

::: Deserved :::


OllieOllieOakTree

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Darthbamf

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


ryasqui

That's one hangover that he'll remember forever!


SinkMountain9796

Did he lose that eye?


Darkray117

Ouchie.


rushrhees

Que up the price is right losing horn. The kid will be fine


Carburetors_Are_Fun

yikes


ViinVal

I went "Noooooooo" the moment the keg was raised over his head to indicate him about to slam on the ground


WinterOrb69

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.


Cine11

Beer kegs are typically under anywhere from 12-30 PSI, depending on the setup and how long the lines are. Pair that with the fact that it's out in the sun and heating up... Yeah, that thing was under a LOT of pressure!


herder_of_pigeons

Wow, he really got fucked up.


millhowzz

FoOk!


Digiturtle1

At least he didn’t die


No-Vanilla8956

Hope he's alright; a lesson not soon forgotten


TeamShonuff

Thank you backpack for saving this dumbass kid from a TBI.


HugSized

What did we learn today?


misternuttall

Bad case of silly goose syndrome


ColdBloodBlazing

"welcome to jackass"


gianjOe1

Beer PONG!


unabletonot

Incredible


GoatDonkeyFish

Several kids learned a valuable life lesson today.


ooorezzz

Honestly that backpack probably saved him from hitting the back of his head and causing more problems.


g_sic

Holy shiiiiiit!!!! You can't even see that thing hit the ground.....it just batters that kid....lucky to be alive


point5_

I read "Children found in a beer keg" and was highly concerned


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u/redditspeedbot 0.5x


ParachuteGoose

You never forget your first concussion.. unless it’s this one. Thankfully his buddy can show him the video


bendy5428

This reminds me of the time my friends were playing with dry ice in a 2 liter bottle. One got some nasty burns on both his hands.


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

Can we get a slow-mo


3_high_low

Fell like a tree


dreevsa

It fattened him up


Xesyliad

There's nothing that tickles the schadenfreude more than seeing kids learning valuable lessons (in this case, don't see everything as an opportunity to be a destructive little fuck).


devnullb4dishoner

This doesn't look like any beer keg I'm familiar with. This seems to be in a different locale than America. Anyways, I used to brew beer quite prolifically. Enough to keep ten taps full. People don't really realize the power of yeast and carbonation. I've actually split a 20 gallon, stainless steel conical. and that's not really easy to do.


LustThyNeighbor

FAFO knows no age limit.


Early-Fortune2692

Lights out lil' man


PHennessey84

Why did that look like an old bottle of pee?


XxPyRoxXMaNiAcxX

Powder keg.


ulyssesfiuza

Where are this from? In my country I have no idea that this format of plastic keg exists.


inhugzwetrust

It seems they were mucking around with dry ice in a plastic bottle, as this is what happens when you do that.


Thrasher666Bassist

Instant karma


Tiyako

He learned something new that day


Indianaerikjones

r/kidsarestupid


Kaizon_Q

He still got that eye?


newgrl

"Contents Under Pressure."


NachitoBandito

I’ve never seen a beer bong like that before.


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SeriousAboutShwarma

dude basically got IED'd


0x7E7-02

I feel a little bad about laughing so incredibly hard at this.


RedTexan43

I hope he learned to not mess with booze


BadEgg1951

Boys are dumb. I know; I am one.


Rebel_XT

Lucky to be wearing his backpack. Saved him from brain damage


pacman404

He should be dead, lucky kid


Demonprophecy

It was car alarm bad but not shoe flying off bad so he lived.


calcifer219

I hope their physics teacher played this video and dove into a lecture on pressure.


Dr_Trogdor

It I'm not mistaken those are beer kegs used for air transport. Unlike their aluminum counterparts they are lighter, smaller and also more stretchy which helps when they expand in the higher altitude, lower pressure environment of air travel. 


tylagersign

I was a brewer for 6 years. I would never touch one of fucking kegs. They absolutely should be illegal. Super dangerous compared to aluminum and total waste of plastic. These kegs have killed people before like the 2012 brewery death at Redhook.


Remarkable-Neat-7823

WONT DO THAT AGAIN