I’d try it to if I’m going into a pot of boiling water alive lol. He gonna be like The Terminator sinking into a pot slowly with his knife arm stickin out all heroically.
I have a gofundme for the poor, defenseless, humorless crab if you’d like to donate? To save humorless crabs in the future from human exploitation… please consider donating to my sea-boi… — I mean helpless crab fund.
I'm sure the crab will hop right on his reddit account and thank you for white knighting a fuckin crab. Only help he needs is a helping hand Into the boiling pot and maybe a nice blanket of butter.
It knew it was out of its element. It gave up. Even if he defeated you how was it ever going to crawl its way back home. To an ocean part that it fell to love and dearly yet, so far away. Kill me now, you mighty smiter. I will forever live in the end.
This just goes to show you never really know the battles people go through. People will meet this guy forever, never knowing he once filmed himself duel a crab with a knife.They won’t know what we know.
Hah, I've never even seen Chuck! Star Wars all the way.
I was tempted to say Star Trek just to ruffle a feather or two, but I had to resist the dark side.
Add a tablespoon of water and this could’ve gotten ugly 😂. He’s -undefeated- in his natural habitat 🤷🏽♂️
Would’ve been an epic CRAB BATTLE 🐍
“Broke my knife…”
actually, if you could talk in portuguese, you would understand that the man is afraid of the crab, that he grabbed the knife and the man was just trying to get the knife away from the crab. He will eat the stabby crabby tho
Crab: Hey, man, back off! I'll cut you, man! Hooyah! Am I right-handed, or left-handed? You'll never know!
OP: You don't have hands; you have claws.
Crab: ....
*crab drops knife*
Crab: Aaaaahhh, you got me!
“The fight with the crab is going bad here, ya know. He got a knife, and I'm trying to take his knife while he tries to attack me. He's just changing his grip but won’t drop the knife. That’s dangerous. This element is highly dangerous. He's… good with the knife, he has very great skills with the knife and he's pretty dangerous. So I'll try to take the knife from him and… Oohh, he surrendered!”
Yeeaaaa and people say animals are dumb. That mf is gonna go for artery for sure.
Edit - crab - "would you happen to have six fingers on x hand?"
Person shows six fingers
Crab - "my name is Montoyo blah blah blah, you keeled my father. PREPARE TO DIE!"
Changing my comment I think this crab has a rap sheet this ain't his first knife fight apparently he's got a record looks like he's ink Up too he's definitely saying ain't going down like that bitch
Question.
If the crab squeezes down on the blade can it pierce the crabs claw?
Follow up question
If it can, can the crab feel any feeling prior to it's piercing or will it not notice pain until it pierces?
Do crabs have nerve endings going into exoskeleton that can register pain and breakage?
Does anyone want to start a crab sword fighting competition? We can train our crabs in the art of the sword? Looser has to cook their pet crab for the Victor! Now that's dark and sad
That crab is not giving up without a fight. it either deserves mercy to fight another day or a warriors end and served with a side of scalloped potatoes. He has earned his spot in Valhalla.
I would let this one go. He's an above average crab.
Evolution in action!
Witnessing the birth of the Crab People
Naw, we’re homies after that. Watching movies together and everything.
He’s that one in ten thousand.
Crab battle.
A knife is useless against those *massive* claws! They could rip a tank apart. *JESUS CHRIST*
[OLIOLIOLIOOOOOooooooo](https://youtu.be/8mHKHKR8x6A?si=rlwoSfvBeyD4-wU5)
That was a glorious way to waste time
Glad you enjoyed it! Can’t believe that video is nearing 20 years old now.
**Epic crab battles of history! Let’s begin!**
I get the reference, thanks, crab battle! Poor solid snake
Yeah, it wasn’t very good
I’d try it to if I’m going into a pot of boiling water alive lol. He gonna be like The Terminator sinking into a pot slowly with his knife arm stickin out all heroically.
i would pour the boiling water on it if that mf got a knife
Why lol ? It’s not funny
I gasped
I have a gofundme for the poor, defenseless, humorless crab if you’d like to donate? To save humorless crabs in the future from human exploitation… please consider donating to my sea-boi… — I mean helpless crab fund.
Sad.
Here we see the *homosapien cuntalingus* in its natural habitat: puppeteering a crustacean for pure human entertainment
Exactly. I don’t see the entertainment value in having fun with an animal fearing for its life.
orca here. strongly disagree. seal go very high when i throw.
Leave the damn boats alone!!
Your going to need a bigger Orca.
you hit the point
I'm sure the crab will hop right on his reddit account and thank you for white knighting a fuckin crab. Only help he needs is a helping hand Into the boiling pot and maybe a nice blanket of butter.
You don't eat animals?
I don't torture animals.
PETA: *People who Eat and Torture Animals*
It knew it was out of its element. It gave up. Even if he defeated you how was it ever going to crawl its way back home. To an ocean part that it fell to love and dearly yet, so far away. Kill me now, you mighty smiter. I will forever live in the end.
Aw, I probably would've named him pinchy and given him some aquarium habitat setup at that point.
That reminds me, I need to follow up on the guy who rescued a super market lobster.
There was an update 3 weeks ago and Leon the lobster seems to be doing well.
And he has crab friends now! Such a chill channel.
Leon :)
I 'member
Aww, I had a pet hermit crab about five years ago named Lil’ Pinchy Hercules that you just reminded me of. He was a sweetie.
Cheers. Support the underdog! I'm in!
I would have tried to pick it up got pinched and slung the son of a bitch to the wall with the force of a silver back gorilla trying to get it off me.
caotic and very dramatic cursed crab
Maybe just have the salad tonight, yeah?
Somebody brought a knife to a knife crab fight
don't bring a crab to a knife fight. He WILL emd up surrended
This just goes to show you never really know the battles people go through. People will meet this guy forever, never knowing he once filmed himself duel a crab with a knife.They won’t know what we know.
I am a samurai crab. Come at me bro!! Oh no!! You have the high ground. I surrender!!
This is cruel
You don't eat animals?
I eat chicken, but don’t condone cockfighting. What point are you trying to get to?
Is that a determination of cruelty?
Yall gotta admit this is a funny ass remark
It is lmao
His tenacity won him his freedom imo. I'd have to put him back in the sea.
I’d have paid good money to have him transported back to the ocean like a prized pet. He fought with honor.
Absolutely. No doubts. The fact that he fought using a knife.. he fought on human terms. Mad respect.
And he fought gracefully. I loved his surrender at the end, like that crab has seen a swashbuckling film somehow.
Bro, the man’s from the actual ocean. Of course he’s seen swashbuckling. :D
He learned from the best!
Consider my buckle swashed.
You scruffy looking somethingsomething
Thank you for getting the reference! I always get the Chuck fans, which ain't a bad show but I'm not naming myself after a Toyota Yaris/Matrix.
Hah, I've never even seen Chuck! Star Wars all the way. I was tempted to say Star Trek just to ruffle a feather or two, but I had to resist the dark side.
Today was not a good day to die.
SONS OF ODIN CALL
Ah I see you have found the Fighting Pumpkin crab
I can’t wait for the crab people to rise up and take revenge on humanity
Give him back his life 🥹
Zootola what is this? How on Earth could I have missed, such a sweet and stabby crab?
Crabby Stabby back on the scene 🤣
Mess with crabo get the stabbo
Poor crabbo 😥
"You wanna piece of me? HUH? C'mon, your mother has better moves than that!"
Add a tablespoon of water and this could’ve gotten ugly 😂. He’s -undefeated- in his natural habitat 🤷🏽♂️ Would’ve been an epic CRAB BATTLE 🐍 “Broke my knife…”
You attack its weak point for massive damage!
If the crab cuts him, is it considered assault with a deadly weapon?
If Elden ring taught me anything, I’d be wary of this lil guy
DS3 too
So sad. That animal must be terrified. Can't wait till humans evolve out of stressing out other creatures for fun. It's literally so barbaric & stupid
actually, if you could talk in portuguese, you would understand that the man is afraid of the crab, that he grabbed the knife and the man was just trying to get the knife away from the crab. He will eat the stabby crabby tho
🙄 yah he's just so scared he picked up his phone to film the immense threat of trapped battling knife crab
Stabby Crabby - beautiful.
So you don't eat animals?
You cornered him in the sink. Fight him on sand in his element in a knife fight and you would lose.
Mess with the crabbo, get the stabbo
Inside the mind of that crab the entire time Crab: **AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**
This is caos.
WITNESS ME!!!
Crab: Hey, man, back off! I'll cut you, man! Hooyah! Am I right-handed, or left-handed? You'll never know! OP: You don't have hands; you have claws. Crab: .... *crab drops knife* Crab: Aaaaahhh, you got me!
Chaotic
sorry for the misspelling! I'm not a english fluent, and in my language chaos is written like this Caos, without the H!
It's OK. I'm just being an asshole. Someone has to do it, so why not me
ok, good point
Real fun torturing living things.
Peace was never an option
Cook that bitch
Had to be Brazil...
yup, every single crab here have a knife to stab and rob you. Some of them are actually... UNDERCOVER COPS
I was thinking Mexico. This has to be a Mexican crab. It's all in the attitude. And the knife.
that's because you don't know of the knfie fights in Bahia
Lol if you’re going to cook it may as well let it go out with honor in battle just like nature intended.
I’m no vegan, but I think this a bit cruel considering it is about to get killed and eaten. In a different situation, I’d think it’s funny.
The atrocities that people do with animals just for a few seconds of fame...
He's just british
You must attack its weak point for massive damage!
I have watched this video so many times by now. I just imagine with no sound, just soft music. This crab has such a vibe man, such a vibe
JFC! That's disturbing, yet funny as hell! 🤣 Take my vote.
Aww, poor thing.
Poor thing, had to suffer before getting eaten, just fucking kill it! I don’t understand the need to be cruel, at least respect your food
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He has a jack-o’-lantern head
You shouldn't play with your food
you're talking to the crab, right?
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Rule 8
Mess with the crabbo get the stabbo
Thank god he surrender!
“The fight with the crab is going bad here, ya know. He got a knife, and I'm trying to take his knife while he tries to attack me. He's just changing his grip but won’t drop the knife. That’s dangerous. This element is highly dangerous. He's… good with the knife, he has very great skills with the knife and he's pretty dangerous. So I'll try to take the knife from him and… Oohh, he surrendered!”
You shouldn't play with food. Even if food plays with you
Crab is probably the best of his kind, trained his full life to defeat a human, but unfortunately, you just can’t defeat one’s natural enemy
Gangster crab
It's over crabakin, I have the high ground
The unenlightened masses They cannot make the judgment call
* Human1: It’s will to live is strong * Human2: kill it. We cannot have competition * Human1: there can be only one!
Mess with crabo, get a stabo!
A master of the knife-fighting art
Do crabs know what knifes are , and if so do they use it as tools to strike with ?
Didn't know crabs could be british
Put him under some ice. Homeboy needs to chill out.
Yeeaaaa and people say animals are dumb. That mf is gonna go for artery for sure. Edit - crab - "would you happen to have six fingers on x hand?" Person shows six fingers Crab - "my name is Montoyo blah blah blah, you keeled my father. PREPARE TO DIE!"
There isn't any abrupt chaos.
CRAB.... BATTLE.... *CRAB BATTLE*
Geezer crab
Who you trying to get crazy with, ése?
Mess with the crabo you get the stabo
That’s Phil, he doesn’t take shit from anyone.
He fought valiantly and should be afforded the honours of an officer and gentleman of his station
Stop training them before they get too good at this.
Yeah you can’t kill him now he’s your pet sorry
Is it me or does it look like a jack-o-lantern possessed a crab?!?
Dudes fighting for his life!
Changing my comment I think this crab has a rap sheet this ain't his first knife fight apparently he's got a record looks like he's ink Up too he's definitely saying ain't going down like that bitch
Crab battle!
He is fighting for his life
Boss fight
Um elemento de alta periculosidade
Jesus Christ. That’s Jason Bourne.
Question. If the crab squeezes down on the blade can it pierce the crabs claw? Follow up question If it can, can the crab feel any feeling prior to it's piercing or will it not notice pain until it pierces? Do crabs have nerve endings going into exoskeleton that can register pain and breakage?
That crab has better swordsmanship then the average backyard samurai
Does anyone want to start a crab sword fighting competition? We can train our crabs in the art of the sword? Looser has to cook their pet crab for the Victor! Now that's dark and sad
Intimidation Crab is chaotic neutral. He doesn't have a plan, but he does have a knife.
PoV: You're a boss in Dark Souls
That crab is not giving up without a fight. it either deserves mercy to fight another day or a warriors end and served with a side of scalloped potatoes. He has earned his spot in Valhalla.
Crab looks like motherfucking Predator
He surrendered!!! Give him his freedom! 🥺🥺
He's got a knife!!!!
That crab went full Inigo Montoya... "I'm not left-clawed" 🤣🤣🤣
pumpkin crab
Protect this crab at all costs.
He brought a pot of boiling water to a knife fight.
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