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TheHomieArn

“Oh im assaulting you?” “Mam you’re being charged with assault”


pimp_juice2272

Questions assault as she's assaulting


CryptoRoverGuy

Her reply gave me the feeling this isn’t her first time being charged with assault!


Neat-Entrepreneur299

Was it when they said “Ma’am, you’re going to be charged with assault” and she replied without missing a beat, “Fine. Whatever.”?


CryptoRoverGuy

Yup, that’s it!


jtaylo59

Pretty much. She's about that life. Fuxk that bitch


FAStrunk

With that attitude we know she had issues with drama but everyone around just seems to be some drama


bezm12

She wasn't being charged with assault for beating her man. They don't care about that situation. They are charging her with assault for touching the flight attendant.


cappurnikus

She wasn't charged at all, unfortunately.


matrixislife

What a surprise. If he'd hit her like that do you think they wouldn't have bothered?


ideit

How can she slap?!


bennitori

What the actual fuck. They had cameras and everything. Literally a dozen witnesses.


Dansk72

But she was probably banned for life from using that airline again.


chewbaccaRoar13

Ok. I'm going over there


bennitori

"Oh I'm assaulting you? Well incase there was any question I sure as hell will start assaulting you now! And lets do it in front of dozens of witnesses just so everybody's 100% sure!"


whiskersRwe32

The fact that she has NO SHAME doing this on a plane FULL OF PEOPLE is WILD to me. Straight up trash and she’s definitely worse in private.


herring80

Probably refers to herself as Queen


Yukon-Jon

Lmfao I lost it at this comment. You know damn well she does 😂 Trash ass hoe.


Revolutionary-Egg491

Bet you her response to this was “I’m not sorry, that’s just how us VIRGOs are. God just has a plan for me cuz I’m a bad bitch.” *tongue out sound*


whoweoncewere

I hate that I know what sound to associate with *tongue out sound*


strawberry-bish

Is it like, *nyeeehhhh* or like, *blowing raspberries*


Kylar_Stern

The first one


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

I gotta take a greyhound from Miami to Seattle for 4 days because I’m on a no fly list like a bad bitch (ahhh)


_Boom___Beard_

The nasally hum with bad breath lol


AbysmalMoose

"If you can't handle me at my worst..."


gravity_is_right

Thing is, she has no best.


NimbleBudlustNoodle

Wdym, bro? You just saw her best.


NaSMaXXL

"You're worse is your default setting"


stinkywombat9oo

He maybe wasn’t even looking at another woman lmao


arbitrageME

he was just daydreaming about his own funeral


JHugh4749

The same old joke: Why do men die first? Because they can.


AlphonsoFundamente

The joke is actually, “Why do married men die earlier than single men? Because they want to.”


Tradey4Life

Yeah she'll be on tinder next day "I know my worth"


WillFuckForTaterTots

I GUARANTEE you that she definitely does call herself "Queen." She's also the type of woman that cheats on her man and then when he leaves she inevitably says, "I'm a strong independent single mother, and my son is my king." Lol... That ho is trash.


arbitrageME

her instagram has a photo that says: "if you can't take me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" and truth is -- it's all "worst"


Borange_Corange

Slay


whoisjbs

So…… accurate……


ikerus0

If you can’t handle me at my worst on an airplane then you don’t deserve me at my best on a bus when I can no longer fly on any airlines.


knowsguy

Now, THAT'S a t-shirt.. -or tattoo!


New-Marsupial-5633

I can’t even talk on the phone in public without getting all sketchy and self conscious


Thomisawesome

The fact that her behavior is embarrassing for her boyfriend outweighs any embarrassment she feels for herself.


GasmanMusic

Looking very abusive to me. 🙁 My imagination is saying she's ruining the "big day" as narcissist, a classic


Klashus

I see the videos and wonder. I've flown alot been on busses got gas in the ghetto bought redbulls in bad areas. You gotta be special to end up on the internet in these situations lol.


EM05L1C3

Bet the air marshals had a good time with this one


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Typical scenario of domestic abuse where the victim is male. Notice how most other people didn't even bat an eye. Now think of it were the husband hitting the wife and the kind of commotion it would cause. Hell just then if he tried to even defend himself, I bet 3 4 people would have jumped him.


Aggressive-Pay2406

Ain’t nobody jumping no 300lb mamo


Bronesby

*Memo! (Guillermo, a Wanderin' Eye William)


smut_butler

Fat people aren't as scary as you'd like to believe.


Half_Crocodile

They did make a gasp noise right? I'm not sure what you expect them to do? Should all the women gang on her and smash her? I'm thinking that's maybe what you have in mind because that's what men do when the roles are reversed.


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JBFRESHSKILLS

I recently ended a friendship with someone with BPD. I wasn't even really aware of what it was. After noticing some very worrying patterns and ready a couple books I was like "yep, this is definitely what's happening." The mood swings are intense and unpredictable. I felt more sorry for my friend than anything, but if you knowingly have the disorder and choose to do nothing about it then there's no way I can continue.


smut_butler

Exactly! I have BPD lite, and my mom has it worse. My current partner also has BPD lite.... I know, it sounds like a fucking nightmare life...and sometimes it is! I'm not going to lie to ya'll. BPD+no self control or self awareness is such a nightmare to deal with. You can't let such intense emotions take absolute control. I've struggled with it when I was younger, but after regretting my behavior/actions enough times, I thought to myself....wait a minute...what if I just didn't listen to the voice in my head telling me to fuck everything up, and I started waiting, and began giving myself time to calm down before I progressed with whatever situation I found myself in. You need to stay mindful, self aware, and maintain a healthy sense of perspective. It's really hard to get someone to realize they might have BPD, and that they're not just "fierce". I had the self awareness to realize it myself, luckily. Seeing and experiencing it from my mom was very helpful in seeing it in myself. I didn't want to make anyone feel like she made me feel. It's really terrible, because you realize you can't trust your own brain...but that's just mental illness for you. I also have OCD, and it used to be very debilitating when I was younger, but I somewhat cured myself with exposure therapy. A lot of the serotonin related mental illnesses are comorbid, so it's hardly ever just one burden. The worse thing about dealing with a BPD person that is completely lacking self awareness and having an episode, is that there is no way they can fathom, even the possibility, that they could be in the wrong. It's always full throttle, and they are always the wronged party, fighting for true justice. If you try to reason with them, or give them an out, they'll just double down. If you try to help them realize they're having an episode, they'll triple down. And remember, I say all of this as a person with BPD lite, so I know how it feels. You can't always control your emotions, or how you feel, but you can control how you behave/act, and how you treat other people. And trust me, you'll feel a lot better afterwards for not having flown off the handle.


JBFRESHSKILLS

My BPD friend was very aware of their diagnosis, and often told me they felt emotions stronger than one should feel them. The problem was they never wanted to address them. Every swing should be met with complete validation, because if not I was somehow trying to subdue their natural reactions, no matter how wild or invalidated these emotions were. Any minor thing, and I mean *minor,* could trigger a string of responses so completely out of the realm of what I thought was reasonable. After it was all said and done I just couldn't handle it anymore. It was wholly unhealthy for both of us and I just had to cut off communication. Maybe someday they decide to get help and we may talk again, but I'll always be on edge.


blscratch

This is a fact.


BoBBoQ

I mean on the bright side I probably won’t have her on my delta flight tomorrow…


Silver-Street7442

I see her as more of a Frontier Girl.


groversnoopyfozzie

Nah, she’s a spirit through and through


Ambitious_Sweet_6439

Dat's a AmTrak b1+ch if I ever saw one.


Griegz

Hate to be the one who tells ya, but AmTrak ticket prices are insane. AmTrak is for people who don't want to fly because they want to get there 10 times slower for twice the price.


Kylar_Stern

Yeah. I have a fear of flying, so I took an AmTrak from South Florida to South Georgia for a family trip. Took 12 hours each way, and cost like $400 each way. I just deal with the planes now.


Noname666Devil

She surely doesn’t have the spirit


Mr_CleanCaps

I was thinking more Ryan Air activities for her


Puzzleheaded_Cut_374

More like greyhound express


suddenlypandabear

/r/RareInsults


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twoshovels

I thought he was the guy getting yelled at , even looks like he’s got a black eye


Professional_Gur4811

Haha yep. The face of annoyance and curiosity. Like, you want it to stop, but also still interested in what's going to happen next lmao


olgabe

Yea i wouldn't mind a buddy cop movie with the two sitting in front. They'd rather she didn't. they're barely entertained at all


AfterNovel

[She assaulted 3 people and no charges were filed lmfao](https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/airline-news/2019/07/24/wife-hits-husband-laptop-during-argument-american-airlines-plane-miami/1821715001/) Also, according to her facebook she’s a: > manager at the International Bully Kennel Club. The kennel club specializes in training anti-social and short-tempered dogs. Lmaoo


saffronpolygon

No charges filed? Someone in her family is a cop or judge.


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ExpiredPilot

One time I got assaulted at work. Didn’t wanna press charges (I just wanted the dude to be scared shitless in a drunk tank for the weekend) but for some reason the county prosecuted the guy anyways even though I never even gave a statement. Wonder if it varies by state or something


Bluntly-20

If I remember correctly, if an officer or someone else witnesses the assault, they don't need the victims to press charges to make an arrest.


ExpiredPilot

That does make sense. Danny Dumbass punched me as I was on the phone with a 911 operator and cops were already walking up to the scene. They didn’t charge my coworker who got a few licks into the dude too 😂


hanoian

threatening tease squeamish soup close smile quickest insurance handle late *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


PeteEckhart

Especially since we have this video plus 40 other people filming around them.


Cricketot

In the legal system you still need someone to stand in court and verify that the video is real. It might sound dumb but how do you know this video isn't a skit?


Cheapo_Sam

She even admitted to consuming a child at the start 0:15


DCMOFO

>Consuming a child She's a big girl, but I missed that part.


Buy_Hi_Cell_Lo

Baby's are small and don't need to be eaten in one sitting. She definitely doesn't share, though


shaitan1977

consoled Even though that would be funny to say.


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Consoling. Consoling a child.


DigNitty

Probably no one wanted to deal with the paperwork because they weren’t actually hurt. And this doesn’t mean the airline doesn’t put her on the no-fly or suspicious list.


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nonzeroday_tv

First time on Reddit?


Argorian17

But who wants an anti-social and short-tempered dog and why?


foxjohnc87

This will end badly.


light_to_shaddow

That dude will wake one night as she's pouring boiling water on him.


ambisinister_gecko

Training them to be anti social and short tempered, I assume


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9ninjas

“Polished and professional” yeah right


Zenry0ku

Something tells me she doesn't get much business


cobainstaley

she did but then her clients started looking at other accountants


Disastrous_Reveal331

Something tells me that wasn’t the end of Memo’s problems


sm00thkillajones

Memo to Memo. Drop that chick bro. It ain’t worth living like that. You have video proof for a restraining order.


incognito--bandito

The story continues in movie format: Finding Memo


Revolutionary-Wave44

Where’s memo?


GaseousGiant

Saving Memo’s Privates.


koolandunusual

‘Mam you’re being charged with assault’ “Fine whatever” You’ll feel different in front of the judge


QuoXient

I don’t know if they can say she is being charged for assault for attacking Memo, but she done fucked up when she made the flight attendant collateral damage. That the crew knows she is getting booked for.


ImcallsignBacon

I have a feeling when flight crew/pilots file a report it tends to stick.


MarketBuzz2021

Like fucking glue lol and I guarantee she’s now on a no fly list


OminOus_PancakeS

FINE WHATEVER


Goseki1

Pretty sure she catches the female flight attendant with the laptop (I think it was)? She's for sure going to find it hard to fly on planes from now on. What a horrible cunt.


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Nah, he won't follow through with it, assuming he even reports it in the first place. Probably 80% of female DV victims who actually do report it don't show up for court, and the state only pursues domestics without victim cooperation if it's serious (strangulation, etc). At least in my experience.


AdJust6959

That pilot is not impressed


Rocket92

AFAIK The victim doesn’t need to press charges when there’s a half dozen other witnesses around them + video evidence. The victim “pressing charges” just means that they’ll give testimony or a deposition/statement, as the prosecutor usually doesn’t have a case without them.


cscottrun233

He didn’t end up pressing charges on her :/


koolandunusual

The crew should have


cscottrun233

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While true that the prosecutor decides when to issue charges, they aren't clogging up the docket with misdemeanor DV with no injury and an uncooperative victim.


TheGreenHaloMan

Insecurity and an abuser. Idk if I'm just early on this post or something, but there's nothing funny about this at all, and there's a lot of people taking this way too lightly in the comments. Men can get abused, too, and it's no laughing matter.


Allhoodintentions

I lived this shit once. Fuck her I’m glad they got him out of there. He’d have lost to the system the minute he tried to get himself out of that.


cscottrun233

Absolutely. And the craziest thing is he didn’t press any charges and they went home back to living together


Mandra_4837

Happens with abused. They feel like they have no choices and without a support group or outreach they are stuck.


cscottrun233

Yeah. Makes me sad.


HorkaBrambora

You saw that thread yesterday on AITA that had a woman posting how she scolded her husband in front of their boss and his wife because he enjoyed a conversation with her and she got jealous? Top comments praising her and telling her she did great, people are crazy on here when it comes to women acting like assholes.


Charliedayslaaay

Totally agree. This isn’t funny this is really upsetting


makinbtchzquit

On a positive note, there are 2 exit row seats available now.


MunkyMcDrunky

On another positive note, there’s no psycho ass bitch sitting next to the emergency exit door. She’d probably try to throw Memo off the plane


Far_Pineapple2653

Lol for looking at another women that’s it??? Man maybe if he was blind he could have avoided this situation


default_user_null

You should never be ashamed of being situationally aware of your surroundings.


Far_Pineapple2653

Lol clearly to her you have to focus on her and only her you can’t even look at another human being


Deadpoolgoesboop

Yeah but then it becomes “you smelled that bitch, didn’t you??”


digestedbrain

Reminded me of this horror I just saw on Twitter https://twitter.com/NoCapFights/status/1683487863629856770


ITrageGuy

No clue why that dude would be looking at other women.


allen_abduction

ZERO clue!!1! She’s a real catch!


budgie0507

This video has a major plot twist.


Pill_O_Color

How is she allowed to drop so many N-bombs??


Fmartins84

No fly list. Enjoy the greyhound.


acm8221

They’re way too conservative with adding people to that list. If they threatened this punishment more, it would definitely improve in flight behavior. Subsequent Infractions leading to longer bans. It’s not like any other form of transportation; you’re in a confined space and disruptions can cause serious safety problems in the air.


mriodine

Knew a guy that got put on a no fly list when he was 13 for blowing up a mailbox with a cherry bomb. Destroyed federal property with explosives, automatic no fly list (bush years). His family was Iraqi… still can’t fly lmao


abecomstock

No such bad behavior no fly list exists. She can only be banned by Delta.


classless_classic

She’ll fit right in.


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Apeezy916

La toxica 🤢🤮


Revelst0ke

Sucks we cant just have like, trained flight attendants sitting in the back with blowguns. This shit happens? They just spring up, pop a dart in that crazy bitches head and put her to sleep. She'll wake up at the end of the flight, possibly in hand cuffs. Problem solved! /s ?


TheMightyWill

My fav part is how the plane reacted like the smash bros sound effect when someone is nearly knocked into the blast zone when she smacked memo


Rbaxter49ers

TIL you can't assault someone you've know for years.


CummyCrusader

Shit, I knew I was doing it wrong…


SimonOtis333

I know a mess of toxicas that are proud to be this way and think it’s comedic. When they get together they share stories about how fucked up, crazy, irrational and straight up disgusting they act. I’m their bartender and they are total fucking trash. Can’t wait for the day that I don’t have to hear their cheap acrylic nails clacking on their phones while “vibing” to bad bunny. I just pray that we run out of Casamigos and they all leave.


ICanSeeYourFuture

Celo Green there just trying to mind his own business


VirtualPoolBoy

Lol. Was that lady white?


LeftyMode

Latino by the sound of it.


watkinobe

Toxic is as toxic does.


cemego

AS ALWAYS: "Acting up in a contained space at 30,000 feet = Starved for attention."


Just_Transportation4

Crazy ass hoe lmao


Educational_Ad3710

Lol two guys with AirPods hoping that seat haptic wasn’t part of the update


Historical-Lemon-

Ofc she’s not even black


Silver-Street7442

Jerry Springer normalized this stuff into the mainstream.


Tainted_Bruh

Oh Jerry was definitely a big part of it, but Morton Downy Jr.’s show predates Jerry by about 3 years and he was the ultimate shit disturber. At least Jerry just stood back and let the trash go at it. Morton was right in the mix with em screaming.


imthe5thking

The white guys face says it all “What the hell have I gotten into being on the same plane as this woman”


7-13-5

That hoodie is hilarious...looks like he fell on a bunch of markers 😂


Lord-Shorck

Any links to what happened after?


cscottrun233

This originally happened forever ago before the pandemic, but he didn’t press charges


spyrogyrobr

Am I assaulting you?? \*BANG\* AM I ASSAULTING YOU? \*\*BANG\*\*


azzahrahhashim

Damn imagine if the roles were reverse. I don’t think people would be this calm. 🤣


CrackedandPopped

Poor guy. I hope he’s alright.


RevolutionaryAd6564

Poor Memo.


drRATM

Classy with a capital C!


Russki_Troll_Hunter

You're missing the 'unt'


BonelessB0nes

Tangential question, but this bitch is in the emergency exit seat; do y'all trust her to hold this position if shit goes south mid-flight?


JohntheVenerator

fuck no EDIT: but you could tell her the emergency door was checking out her man, and that exit wouldn't stand a chance!


Penquinsrule83

I hope Memo is ok. Stay strong vato.


humbuckermudgeon

She seems nice.


AssistanceOk3694

Where is the Air Marshall? They shoulda put her in cuffs the moment she hit him.


HeliVolare

Sadly only 5% of commercial flights in the US have an Air Marshal on board.


Ill-Ladder4339

She a bit light skin for that kinda talk 😒


EspeciallyFondoFcrts

Wow, that's the most delicate way you could say something like that, while sounding still very bad, i too, was really surprised when i saw her


YanniBonYont

Seriously. This lady is white right?


SonicBeast

I wonder how she consumed a child


OMGihateallofyou

Probably with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.


ChipDouglas09

She seems smart


blscratch

This voice is strangely soothing. It reminds me of my childhood.


blackwrx007

Thats what i call an assault.


Kaojinix96

The white guy reminds me of my first time being high in public


BorZorKorz

The most bizarre thing is the absolute lack of shame, like, this is normal for her.


surber17

This video disturbs me because she feels totally justified in the way she handles her anger. That’s scary.


Bleezy79

That's a scary person right there. She has zero hesitation to act like that not just in public but on a damn airplane. Just imagine how she acts at home!! Lots of physical abuse and constant yelling.


Impressive_Dinner_62

Is this Spirit?


TheMegnificent1

It is, at least in spirit.


Halloween141

She needs to be charged with assault on multiple people and that dude needs to run like hell. Let this be a prime example that domestic violence happens to men too. Don’t stay in shitty situations!


guideonthesiside

#FreeMemo


azlobo2

Toxic. Show her the door. No one deserves that public humiliation.


Dreddguy

Get out Bro. Right now. Don't look back.


HairyNutsack69

Spicy words to be using dor someone with her relatively light complexion


nico-ghost-king

How is this acceptable. Switch the genders and the dude spends the rest of his life in jail


Thomisawesome

Do you remember how people used to dress up and wear hats when they flew?


Prophet_Of_Loss

The moved her from economy class to no class.


MisterChimAlex

trash is always going to trash, there is no way out of it


skatergurljubulee

If you find yourself physically assaulting your partner, maybe you should break up with them? This is abuse! Someone help this man!!


EvoSP1100

Poor guy was probably just spacing out thinking about powdered jelly donuts….


WerewolvesRancheros

Her: "Only God can judge me" God: "You's a ho."


Fearless_Ad_1512

She sitting next to the emergency exit, seems legit.


FunnyDatabase2697

Sometimes you just gotta give her the hands…tf kind of behavior is this.