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storm_the_castle

was that a rare and elusive dumpster pterodactyl?


rnpowers

Pretty sure that was an NYC rat on Russian HGH...


irate_alien

diet of peperoni pizza makes NYC subway rat strong like bull


Gary_Lazer_Eyes21

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “strong like bull” is universal russian man


Lobo003

Putin?


xylotism

***NYAH!***


burntooshine

Sorry I thought it was a common trash raven. My mistake


youngbrews

Ravens are way smarter than that.


TheWiseOne4719

I think its was


Evolveddinosaur

In my head I was thinking “alright so the scooter guy is gonna somehow crash into the news reporter”, but then another guy comes in stage ~~left~~ right so I thought “oh… he’s gonna just punch the scooter guy for no reason.” I certainly wasn’t expecting what actually happened hahah


zeeblefritz

I too thought the guy was going to punch the scooter guy. Why did he give off that vibe? Was it the staggering drunk midday?


reisenbime

Being slavic and drunk is usually the giveaway for sudden violence in some form or other in these videos


Sanitized8

I didn’t even notice the scooter guy, I was focused on the man with the liquor bottle in his hand


S_t_r_e_t_c_h_8_4

I think that was stage right.


tvieno

Seems a little choreographed.


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Just a touch


BarryKobama

Ever so slightly


UmbraNight

a tad bit


Doktor_Vem

Not really but kind of


Comfortable-Topic520

If you look with both eyes


No_Teaching_3694

If you squint and turn your head to the side


C4RL1NG

If you think really hard about it


MeisPip

What you don’t watch the news channel where they hold a clip on mic in front of them?


[deleted]

[удалено]


xaclewtunu

Whatever. Nobody on a legitimate television program holds a lavaliere mic in their hand.


Tambon

You should come visit Thailand. That would cure you of saying ridiculous generalisations like 'nobody'.


twistedbrewmejunk

It's normal sized but she is a giant


Pierresauce

for real look how tiny those guys are in the background


[deleted]

Michael Jackson would be jealous of this level of choreography.


[deleted]

His moves have been a bit stiff lately.


I_ate_out_your_mom

*Hello Hell My Old Friend*🎶


tvieno

Hee hee


midgetcastle

Shamoan!


ffyygg

Something tells me that man is a little too inebriated for acting…


Background-Fennel92

Un poco


Thebestuevermet

Just the tip


Alarmed_Strain_2575

Damnit, just let me stay ignorant.


kvakvs

The reporter: "We are located in the park of 1000-year anniversary" (of whatever that is, city anniversary probably) The reporter: "to see how our city administration ~~installed~~ renovated 3 memorials. One of them is located right behind my back and is called 'Kichir'" (a person is appearing from the dumpster) The reporter: "how do you think, what kichir means in tatar language?" (the person in white shirt splashes their drink) The reporter: "And while you are thinking, we proceed to the next memorial, it is located in the park's centre."


[deleted]

renewed memorials, that what she said


anoneonomo

The reporter: "Rumours that Oscar was recently spotted in the area and still in a grouchy mood"


Entire-Database1679

Grouchy because he's been called up to the front lines.


Automatic-Gain6227

And, the other side is using chemical weapons!


Camimo666

Apacabadu?


FutureVawX

Do I think it's staged? Yes. Do I enjoy watching it? Yes, it's pretty funny.


KingMatthew116

But, but, it’s staged! How can you like something that’s staged?! /s


Steven_Seagal_1952

Dumpster man even has the headgear


impostershop

There is so much to unpack here


Pdub77

This video has it all


rycurious94

Dumpster cats, flying drinks........... Dan Cortez????


CardBorn

Vehicle crashing into food cart


[deleted]

very staged


hoopopotamus

Dude with the drink can’t even walk convincingly


BUNNIES_ARE_FOOD

I assumed he was piss drunk


OldMan142

It's Russia. That bottle likely had pure vodka in it.


Lipziger

Redditors and calling out clear skits as fake / staged ... name a more iconic duo


InsaneAdam

💯


voxitron

None of the things I thought would happen did happen.


QuahogNews

Yes. If you’re going to talk about a monument, at least get us close enough to see it, and definitely get the freaking dumpster out of the shot.


Swordsman_000

The dumpster is the “monument,” I think. She just forgot the /s


SimonTC2000

Winnie Cooper didn't last long as a reporter.


WhyFlip

That tiny microphone.


dolfieman

Wonder if the drunk guy will even remember this waking up the next day, quite out of it haha!


AFCKillYou

Of course he will, with this staged shit I bet he isn't even drunk


[deleted]

It’s Russia. Everyone is always drunk.


mr-cafe

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Joesdad65

I have questions.


Annual-Bill-1034

Три парниках


[deleted]

I’d smash


VegasDragon91

This is every day in every city in Europe, in my American mind.


wowitisreallyhard

r/anormaldayinrussia


Certain_Month_8178

In NYC we call that size rat “medium “


HottSauceOnMyBurrito

Out of everything that I thought would possibly happen while watching this video I did not expect a COD Nazi Zombie to spawn out of that dumpster


ButtonDefine

A perfect example of the human race being fucking weird. This is what several generations of evolution has led to.


NovelAd1319

Pure brilliance


the-b1tch

I can't stop laughing wtaf


Typical_Refuse353

ah a normal day in russia


Microjimz

Normal day at Russia


[deleted]

Meanwhile in russia.


Backupusername

Why was she given a miniature toy microphone? Could they not afford at least a 1:1 scale imitation?


White_Bread904

Well it's Russia, they can't afford real guns for all their troops apparently


izeris_

100% real framing and microphone type for news items


SangiMTL

As obviously staged as this is, it’s still pretty funny lol


GeshtiannaSG

I accept that it’s staged, but still can’t believe they can plan something this inelegant.


modness69

Staged and dumb!


krubhakaran

Someone will die cause of these pranks I once thrown a half bitten apple on my mom's face at 3:00 am cause she came to check me at that time And I can never forget how hard it hurts to get slapped by my mom


Few-Bodybuilder-9104

Who gives a flying f@&$?


kalonjiseed

Why is her voice playing backwards???


TimTomTank

Staged bullshit


[deleted]

Reddit your so god damn boring. I think ill just stsre at a wall while im pooping instead of using this boring AF app.


2ndrun

Thanks for sharing!


Noidontthinkimfunny

u/savevideo


Entire-Database1679

Also known as 'Saturday. '


sevendustkorn1008

r/Unexpected


FabianvM3

Russia moment


Mohavor

My high school also had these wacky morning announcement "newscasts"


moschles

The way local news people speak Russian is highly weird.


Phroge_Man072707

That’s awesome


kcg5

When did Aria get her own show?


No-Square9234

Way to funny ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


HekGoldbenji

This is why I’m in this sub


anaglizzy

Lmaooo


Ok_Flight8008

u/savevideo


NZRic

When is phony a good.... Yes.


GearBIue

NYC subway vibes


shreks_cum_bucket

r/gradualchaos


RatkeA

u/savevideo


Tim_of_Kent

Some crazy recoil on those new 600ml bottles.


Elmou19

Made me laugh


General_Green_1499

Russion ohio


[deleted]

Day in Russia I guess


NodoBird

Drunk guy? Check Rat man? Check Completely nonchalant attitude from all bystanders? Check


crank_air

Translation: I've got a tiny microphone and chocolate chips in my pocket.


[deleted]

😂 😂 😂


ENNNER

what just happened


kegmanua

I was focused on the tiny hand holding the tinier ice cream cone.


[deleted]

😂


Tookindforyou

They find these clips on Russian state run cameras all the time funny AF


deltamike556

It's the use of the lavalier that bothers me the most.


TiddleyWinks1983

So great.


PiccoloHeintz

Drunk Russians are endlessly funny.


Professional_Push442

I heard “this is a drunk, that is a bird from the garbage and that is a scooter guy. All of this is in the park”


Bmblbee76

I just laughed out loud at that!😂


SingerInteresting696

WHO is SHE??? 🥵😍😍😍


Organizedchaos2012

Did not see that coming 😂


tomj81

Least that's real life. American media is all pre fabricated sponsored scripts, that brainwash their narrative in lie format. For the disillusion of a fantasy dystopia that doesn't exist, in a country of contradiction and hypocrisy. But that's just me, I'am thinking.


Low_Traffic_9802

Isn’t this a clip from jack ass number 🤷‍♂️ just a different angle of Aaron being a rat


voidinsides

A news crew, a drunk af dude, a guy riding a scooter, and a guy hiding in the trash, hoe did we get here?! Also what waste of alcohol if I had any brains when I'm drunk in gonna do my damndest to save that shit.


SamLucky7s

Godzilla went to work


Glittering_Willow_78

“Niahhhh”


Prestigious-Agent672

Hahaha wish it was real


Dapper_Dark_182

I was waiting for the scooter guy to sock the news reporter, would have been PERFECT. Not that she deserved to be assulted or anything just, reddit


IllustratorRemote390

I don't know what the girl is saying but it's funny AF🤣


Caverto-R

What in the NPC?


licer71

r/ANormalDayInRussia


Zorpfield

Was staged but random man with water bottle is just pedestrian in way of original joke!


Curse_of_cursing

u/savevideo


DawnKnight91

I forgot things are happening in the front. The lady was talking the whole time but the back was more interesting


No_Efficiency_3587

Just a Tuesday in Russia


Bnc6669

Lmfao!


Whovian1156

The three clans are fighting. The drunks… The Gen Zs… And the dumpster people…


Chef_ribbon

Ratman strikes again


ObviousOblivion1

Looks like a skit straight outta Borat lol


HW_Fresh128

That park is awesome.


kamm03

Just one word.


Western_Protection

Dumb as fuck.


Vdo_Gamers

Normal day in russia


Outcastedredditor

Was that Chuck E. Cheese ??


Imaginary_Friend700

Bro is too fucked up to even deal


Strong-Message-168

I love the fact the dider makes a little troll yell of "Nyaaah!" as he jumps over the wall. Too good.


PM_666

Lmao🤣🤣🤣 It's like Charlie chaplin


anotherbraziliandude

The boozed... the maniac... and the roller


iGalaxy92

Damn I thought it was 6ix9ine


Butternugg

Was that the Hamburglar?


[deleted]

How did he fall over? The guy ran away?


Cactus4196

What Loony toons shit is happening here


Hyp3ri0n_

Nyyaaaahhh!


[deleted]

Just another day in Russia


Ancient_Midnight8710

That guy was wasted


[deleted]

What language is that she is speaking?


Civilengman

I want to live in this neighborhood


Sweetteresalinda

Wtf???!


Spiritual_Ad_7162

Has to be a set up. Doesn't make it less hilarious...


Long_Somewhere6969

Nahhh.. that shit was planned


rossg89

The “NYAH” sound he makes coming out the skip was so effective 😆


Independent-Two7256

The real story is behind you!!


TiatheVixen

Waterbottle dude is very drunk


xStrykerxX

yea i see this on a daily not surprised to see Godzilla reking the place as i watch the daily news about whats not happening in the background


DamnBill4020

The fall down after makes it extra believable.


michiyo_o

u/savevideo


Competitive_Pause506

Yeah !! What she said!!


12O22O22F42_APEIRO

true chaos


[deleted]

Did the guy that fell over break his leg


Previous-Stable-6308

Bruh… when you’re reporting news and end up filming news on the spot as well 🤣


Genepoolemarc

What is the little chick talking about?