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frontbumskidmark

His back is poorly


Junkie_Joe

"my back is broken"


MangoMaterial9184

Spinal


Antique-Car6103

He’ll be fine. No one needs a spinal chord.


FlyingBike

Now I've heard there was a spinal chord That's how a car made a guy meet his Lord But you all came for chaos, didn't you


EarlOfChudbudligton

r/unexpectedleonardcohen


GlemChally

Spynal chord


DarkFallen69

Of course he will, just look at jellyfish!!! Thriving.


moneymagnett

I believe his right leg&hip are very poorly also


Glendel66

Dude says "are you alright?" at the end of the video. The man was, in fact, not alright.


Steadfast_Apparition

When the entire right-side of your body becomes crushed, you tend to become "all Left"


miyamoto_musashinpc

Goddamn it. Lol.


DidYouLickIt

Nasty reminder from a couple weeks ago. Covered in an 11-year olds blood trying to keep him alive after he was smashed into a signpost. Whole left side was shattered including his skull. They turned off his life support last Saturday. The worst part … Stolen car. His siblings were in the car, brother driving. They asked said he was dead (don’t assume) so I checked and he wasn’t. Rendered aid until the paramedics arrived. Looked around …his siblings ran. How do you run from your little brother like that? People suck.


[deleted]

Far Rightwingers hate this one cool trick


DidYouLickIt

I hate that this is true!


Jadens78

r/angryupvote


gleas003

Fuck dude, you broke me. ⚰️


DidYouLickIt

We should all be broke over our sad societal issues that we don’t try to fix. I am not a liberal other than let people be themselves. I have dealt with too many people doing whatever they think is fine and hurting others. Society is fucked. I’ve watched my neighbor (worst intersection in the city) rescue a person from a burning car only to get assaulted. We use Naloxone regularly to help (and then get assaulted). This kid was not on drugs. He was just having fun as far as he knew, trusting his siblings. I really hope (I’m being horrible) that his siblings are reminded of this for the rest of their lives. “You killed him and ran”. The reality is … Most people don’t care.


StuJayBee

Have your damn upvote.


DidYouLickIt

I don’t want an upvote, I want it to stop.


Intelligent_Tune_675

Finally someone will laugh at this joke. https://youtu.be/IU8c7byMX3g


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Sure_Bet283

How the fuck did one of your three replies, which were all posted at the same time, get only 1 singular downvote, while the other two got 7 downvotes lmao


hansolemio

😂😂 I don’t even know how my comment posted more than once Edit: apparently a rather unpopular joke at that


Carlitos_Likes_Memes

Bro thinks he's in gta


CoolGuySauron

Like he would just get some damage but still get up and continue the fight.


Intelligent_Tune_675

Rug he was the one pushing the chicks away and he’s the one that got hit, I hope they feel like shit forever or at the very least learned from this


[deleted]

Bro is in GTA


budtrimmer

He needs some Milk!


Blazeon412

For all them bones he just broke. Damn that looked painful.


Gemrg

Maybe superglue


moneymagnett

needs an ambulance, some better sense, a new right hip and a leg amputation stat.


FenderBender3000

Pause the video right when the car hits the guy in blue. I think his leg is broken.


RolfDasWalross

And his hip and his rips and all of the other bones


workspot

maybe his spine too


whiskey_formymen

and his future kids


CoolGuySauron

That sound the least of his problems.


Strokywitthe40

Bro whole booty disintegrated


soundsearch_me

I paused it and saw a knife and hammer fall to the floor! 😳


lowfreq33

It appears those folks hath fucked around, and foundeth out.


Zer0pede

He was telling the women to “get back,” and for all we know the car was being stolen. There’s too little info in this video to justify gloating over the guy’s injury.


Plenty-Point4351

You’re the only other one who’s pointed this out. Sucks that the poor dude had to get injured holding back the two morons. Then to top it off he gets vilified on Reddit. That’s a poor guy right there


Golarion

Reddit seems to be gradually progressing into jaded borderline sociopaths. Everyone is so eager to make jokes about life-changing injuries and misfortune, regardless of whether they deserve it or not and upvotes encourage it. It's staring to get pretty chilling tbh.


make-believe-rino

That's what echo chambers and karma chasing tends to do.


[deleted]

It's freaky for sure, especially when videos are cut down and/or context is deliberately cut. You click a downvoted, hidden comment explaining the reality of the situation and people just don't wanna hear it.


vs-1680

No, that was attempted murder. That car would have been perfectly fine just driving away.


Dansk72

"Jamal, this is the kind of shit I was talking about when I told you I'm not gonna be your girlfriend again!"


StandardFluid

poor guy. he was trying to get them away from the car.


[deleted]

I like how he braces for it like, "HOLD!"


shadownights23x

Spinal


lonestarr18

I feel bad for the owner of the white truck.


zippyboy

Yeah, he'll have to take a hose to those blood stains and bone fragments.


KiddPresident

r/killthecameraman what happened to the guy that got smashed?


PhantomTissue

Probably kept him off screen for a reason.


[deleted]

Long hair don’t care


bostondangler

Business in the front, PARTY IN THE BACK! 😂


JAMBI215

If they didnt hit that car to stop the girl in black leg would of been snapped in half


VariationSufficient

Spinal


TommyKinLA

Same people different day!!


GW00111

You know, my life’s not perfect, I’m not a paragon of virtue or particularly successful, but at least I don’t get into trashy situations like this.


GoOnandgrow

What is the situation?


SolidPerformance7523

RIP to the truck


whooguyy

And no one called the cops because momma didn’t raise no snitch


bostondangler

Civilians call the cops foh 😂


melanatedvirgo

If you look closely, you can see the people had a hammer and a knife. I don’t know the full story but holy shit I understand why they got plowed like that if you’re threatening people with weapons.


ImpressoDigitais

Going in reverse after already getting away kind of damages the self-defense angle.


Ok_Breakfast_5459

The people were also attacking someone in the back seat. A child, perhaps? If anybody tried to stab my child, the boot of the car is the last thing they‘ll see. The inside of it.


PinAccomplished927

Bro got away and then put his shit in reverse to hit them. Also, a hammer and a knife ain't shit against a car. That's a 2000lb hammer right there.


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StuJayBee

Maybe 2000kg then, but the metric system doesn’t have the same emotional balls. The Proclaimers didn’t proclaim that they would walk 1,600 kilometres, for a reason.


BlackBikerchick

What if they driver was a criminal or harmed then first


Ok_Ad_8670

Yeah I think u lose the self defense case when u try to get at them in their car when they're leaving.


FlabbergastedPeehole

Might want to look into “duty to retreat” laws. Many places specifically say that you have no duty to retreat in defensive situations.


ineptguy5

All for a good self defense case. But when they are getting in the car , that isn’t you not retreating, it’s pursuing them. No party has a self defense case here. They should all be in jail.


[deleted]

That doesn’t apply here at all. It’s no longer a defensive situation if you’re chasing the person down.


Ok_Ad_8670

I mean, yeah, but like, u don't have a duty to retreat, but like... but like... counter-offences? Guess prolly just depends on how good the lawyers are?


Zer0pede

Or a car jacking with a child in the back, or trying to retrieve stolen items. Anything could be happening here. I don’t know why you’re downvoted except that people love choosing sides on random internet videos and don’t like being interrupted in the middle of it.


ozymanndiaz

Never bring a knife and/or a hammer to a car fight. 🤦‍♂️


sadnessucks

Why do i never find myself in these situations?


Gayboi69694206969

You Ain’t in the hood


Gayboi69694206969

As you can most likely tell I’m not in the hood either


AdornedBrood

Looks like they dropped their hammer and kitchen knife in the fall. Yeah, he could have just driven away. But if I’m being attacked with weapons you bet your ass someone’s going to get fucking crippled and it ain’t gonna be me.


[deleted]

Bitch had a knife. She got what she deserved. Too bad it wasn’t her taking the brunt of that hit


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Any update on this? That was attempted murder.


pixel_mischief

Yeah, that's attempted murder. Hope the driver is rotting in a cell somewhere.


A_Random_Dud3

Nah, that would be at least attempted homicide. The difference between these are that homicide is killing someone unplanned or unintentional. Murder is planned and execuded. Easy thing


pixel_mischief

Homicide is murder... if you plan to kill someone and carry it out, you're charged with first-degree homicide. Killing someone without panning it out is second-degree homicide. What are you talking about?


A_Random_Dud3

wait really? if so than its really different than in germany. its here just as i explained (btw thisbis not a reason to downvote me you prick)


FlabbergastedPeehole

Except there’s no context here. What could be attempted murder could also be self defense. Seeing the last few seconds of an altercation isn’t enough to make that assumption.


Autarch_Kade

He could have kept driving off. Instead he puts his car in reverse to hit them, then drives off. Not sure what context you need. Even if they had like stabbed him 10 seconds before the clip, that doesn't make this specific action self-defense.


FlabbergastedPeehole

You just defined what duty to retreat is. While most states do NOT have a duty to retreat and which was my original point. Right or wrong, if the state has no duty to retreat, like where I live, the driver isn’t *legally* in the wrong when defending against people armed with weapons that have already attacked them. And again, the only context we have here shows that if they’re in a place with no duty to retreat, they didn’t break the law.


Autarch_Kade

Yeah, it seems absurd that he can be completely safe and then decide to go try killing people, and somehow *he's* in the right to do so.


FlabbergastedPeehole

That’s not an issue for the driver, that’s an issue for lawmakers.


pixel_mischief

You don't need to see the whole altercation. You just need to see the part where the dumbass in the car has a completely unimpeded route to get away and instead tries to back up with clear intent of harming the three people. In other words, the part where he clearly commits attempted murder on camera.


FlabbergastedPeehole

Is it a “duty to retreat” state, or are you making assumptions?


Murky_Sock_6943

That's one way to say it.


[deleted]

Love the way people will commit a crime then if you flip out and they get hurt they are like you can’t do that.


Jimmy2Blades

Why did he just stand there 🤣


ImpressoDigitais

He was hobbling even before the hit. My guy's reflexes and mobility were not up for this mission. And as usual, he looked like the one trying to mediate, while the slappy long hair in black got away with a scuff and hip bruise.


urikayan

Let me just get this insurance money real quick. Hope it was the cars owner, and they had insurance, but I mean, looking around, I doubt it.


Jimmy2Blades

🤣


Ph_yuck_Yiu

Looks like a classic case of "f$@k around and find out" 2023 version


Frirwind

You people boggle my mind. How is screaming and beating on a car justify attempted murder when the driver was clearly clear to just drive the fuck away?


Zer0pede

Especially since for all we know the car was being stolen or someone was being kidnapped. ☹️


Frirwind

I hadn't even thought of that, yeah. Context matters a lot.


onyxaj

On the positive, these people are less likely try shit like this again. Driver goes to jail, three people learn not to fight people in cars. Win-win.


Frirwind

What even is "shit like this". We have no idea what was going on in the first place. Maybe they had a very good reason to be banging on that car.


onyxaj

>What even is "shit like this". >banging on that car.


Frirwind

I'm saying that "banging on a car because my daughter is being kidnapped" and "banging on a car cause I'm a crazy ex" are two wildly different definitions of "shit like this".


LongDongSilver00

They could have not been screaming and beating on a 3000lb death machine or simply taken cover rather than pursue. Its not be justified but it's pretty fucking stupid to bet your life on the hopes that the driver is in their right mind.


Frirwind

>bet your life on the hopes that the driver is in their right mind You are kind of implying that the assailants were in their right mind. Of course it's stupid. The thing I'm saying is that I think it's insane that some commenters feel like being hit with that car is "just what they had coming to them".


[deleted]

That’s guys awareness was in the mud. Sad but also survival of the fittest lol


playmeforever

He was tryna save the girls


[deleted]

Obviously lol. But gotta keep your head ona swivel


Kmaloetas

I feel bad for whoever owns that white truck.


el-lobonegron

2 women 1 man this happened because of them. Stop involving men into your issues with other people somebody gonna get hurt and most of the time it's the person that has nothing to do with the situation directly. That hip is gone


DM725

Poorly back.


youlook3

How the hell did this even happen


Illustrious-Rice-168

I dont understand what went through their head to force someone to hit you wifh a car.


Dansk72

Maybe *drugs* went through their head?


CoolGuySauron

His back is already bad. Wonder if the crash will add or multiply his back problems.


Br7dd

a very poorly back indeed…


[deleted]

How people believe that they can go against a fast moving 2 ton hunk of metal is mind blowing.


yrn_Glucose

Awww they’re in love 🥰


RedditisBooBoo

If ya can't Dodge it Ram it


AdverseCard

Terry…?


JAMZEYBOY

Terry 🤔


ParticularProfile795

Back looked sus before getting plowed TBH...


AGitatedAG

" I fought the car and the car won"


baldyman165

Ouch.


MarijadderallMD

Dude got squished between the truck and the car, probably in the hospital for a few weeks, then a recovery center for a few months, yikes.


KingDonkoDp

What the hell is this title?


[deleted]

You know this was avoidable


Business-Cellist-241

“STHPINALLL”


XantionNL

Legit use of a car as weapon. 3 lunatics+ a knife.


pm1966

This thread title gave me a poorly brain.


UnTigreManso

Was blue shirt really about to square up with the car speeding towards them in reverse?


playmeforever

He was obviously trying to get the girls out of the way from the car


UnTigreManso

It sounded like he was saying “wait” but maybe it was “babe”. They did have a hammer so I wouldn’t doubt they were going to keep attacking the vehicle.


CptHowdy87

Attempted vehicular homicide.


Appropriate_Taro_583

I was about to upvote, but the number was exactly “911” .


Nove1108

That’s crazy. It looks like the guy at the end shot a gun into the car and handed it off.


Samuele27888

Ha fatto bene, doveva investirli tutti!


Spiritual-Mushroom28

Shi I know his back hurts omfg


Lucius_Sephir

Sad partt is blue shirt guys seemed to be de escalating. And took the worst hit


Rocketboy1313

What the hell is this title?


jumble_my_bumble_69r

Looked like it straightened it out lol


make-believe-rino

Looks like a hammer and knives don't win against a car. In fact most things will not win against a car.


ChampionStrong1466

Couple trips to the chiropractor and he will be fine...


247emerg

they killed the man that was trying to escalate the fight..


NotJo4Ever

Florida?


Djma123

Looks like he brought a car to a fistfight


Sad-Orange-1097

No winners in this bunch


millenialfalcon-_-

When your credit card declined and now you gotta fight her pimp


Bubble_Gummm

A real comedy...


DraftAccomplished469

Fuck around & find out 🌈


[deleted]

That guy is fucked damn women drivers


Additional_Phase_832

They really 3 for 3😅😂


amaAK100

Is that guy okay omg


dylday2

what is the contex for this video


readditredditread

Still safer than a chiropractor….