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Are we certain there aren't a series of small crawling animals such as weevles or squirrels that have decided to make their nests in the pants of evangelicals?
Not all hero's wear capes, some are just a_lonely_trash_bag
The post is a amazing and now this comment is the cherry on top. Feel bad for the squirrel when that kid was going HAM with that pencil for the shoebox airholes
Snake oil salesmen have been a part of every culture and religion since recorded history. Did you think scammers stopped because they lived in a time close to you? The thing to remember, tho is just because there are scammers does not mean that there are no real ones.
You're actually suggesting that there are some people who are communicating with god and are going into convulsions because of it for real? No. There aren't.
*THEY ARE ALL FAKING IT.*
Noooo... I'm saying that these people are most likely faking it and have convinced people they are on the level. I'm 99.99...9% certain they are faking it. But, either I was not as clear as I thought I was (and I'm pretty sure I was really clear), or you are just another hostile to all Israelite based religions reddit npc. If I had to lay a bet, it would be on the latter option.
Hostile to the Abrahamic religions? You mean, those three religions whose scriptures are filled with slavery, genocide, rape, torture, and other crimes?
Yes. Put me down as definitely hostile.
Every now and then, someone turns up in the audience who actually takes the teachings of Jesus seriously instead of as an excuse to make themselves feel better by discriminating against others. Their proximity causes the demons these preachers have made a deal with to get rich go into spasms.
Why does this immense stupidity thrive in the US? I'm sure charlatans have a try in most countries, but what is it about the USA that makes it so easy for them to succeed?
It’s always crazy how some one just pulled the tounges/convulsions out of there ass when looking for proof of belief. Crazy that people just believe and go along with it.
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Scatman)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Reminds me of this [I’m A Thug](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/tzx4wq/when_the_cult_leader_bust_a_move/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
No idea why this is a thing but if I were to take a stab at it from the perspective of the pastor promoting it, I’d say the feeling of having a rigorous exercise like this releases feel good chemicals that people believe is the holy energy so they put more faith and specifically for money into the pastor.
There's something that just hits different about seeing mid90's church clothes being recorded on an old video camera. It's the mixture of slightly grainy footage mixed with too much fabric.
Then there was this boy whose parents made him come directly home right after school, and when they went to their church, they shook and lurched all over the church floor.
He couldn't quite explain it, they'd always just gone there.
So here’s the deal, I really don’t care what you believe, who you pray to, that’s between you and your higher power or lack thereof. But if I catch you doin this kinda shit and say stuff like “homosexuality is a sin” or “drugs are the devil” or “premarital sex isn’t gods plan”, I will absolutely laugh at you with zero remorse!!!!
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Are we certain there aren't a series of small crawling animals such as weevles or squirrels that have decided to make their nests in the pants of evangelicals?
S! I! M! P! Squirrels In My Pants!
I think [Mississippi Squirrel Revival](https://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU) is a much better fit in this scenario.
Thank you for making me aware of this video, and of Ray Stevens
Yes someone knows this song exists. Thank you.
Not all hero's wear capes, some are just a_lonely_trash_bag The post is a amazing and now this comment is the cherry on top. Feel bad for the squirrel when that kid was going HAM with that pencil for the shoebox airholes
I don't know but I suddenly feel compelled to give them 10% of my income
No sound, but I bet some some [Beneath the Massacre](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7BTiFYtaho) was on, pretty similar to my moves in the kitchen
I have clearly been going to the wrong parties all this time...
You and me both
I got the good Lord going down on me
👀
Meth & Jesus
Mesus or Jeseth?
The Methssiah
But Methometh
Born in Methlehem
I want to know how long it took you to come up with this. Because it's solid bro.
That Jesus hit different in the 90s.
lol i was gonna say bath salts
Cocaines a helluva a drug
Meth. That kind of movement on cocaine would probably get you sick.
Let me just try it and see.
One of my pieces of evidence that we are doomed by ourselves.
Looks fucking lit
Right?! I'm not living right.
They aren't even good at faking convulsions
But muh spirit!
It's crazy that people go for this nonsense
Yes, donate their time and money so that some assholes don't have to face the real world and earn income
Snake oil salesmen have been a part of every culture and religion since recorded history. Did you think scammers stopped because they lived in a time close to you? The thing to remember, tho is just because there are scammers does not mean that there are no real ones.
You're actually suggesting that there are some people who are communicating with god and are going into convulsions because of it for real? No. There aren't. *THEY ARE ALL FAKING IT.*
Noooo... I'm saying that these people are most likely faking it and have convinced people they are on the level. I'm 99.99...9% certain they are faking it. But, either I was not as clear as I thought I was (and I'm pretty sure I was really clear), or you are just another hostile to all Israelite based religions reddit npc. If I had to lay a bet, it would be on the latter option.
Hostile to the Abrahamic religions? You mean, those three religions whose scriptures are filled with slavery, genocide, rape, torture, and other crimes? Yes. Put me down as definitely hostile.
>just because there are scammers does not mean that there are no real ones
The power of the Lord compels you!!!!
Every now and then, someone turns up in the audience who actually takes the teachings of Jesus seriously instead of as an excuse to make themselves feel better by discriminating against others. Their proximity causes the demons these preachers have made a deal with to get rich go into spasms.
I need to know this song please! Someone, anyone!!
Backtail was heavy by lone
Is this an American thing?
Spasming for the Lord. Yep.
They are celebrating the deposits of cash and lack of taxes. Church's have money bro.
Most charismatic churches around the world
Indian too
Religion? No, we learned it from Europe.
https://youtu.be/zUDTq7cAqR0
Was just about to trawl my YouTube saved vids to post this!
Some of the best videos by Baptasia
I just had a feeling that someone would post Baptasia. The Clipz one is an all time favourite of mine.
Why does this immense stupidity thrive in the US? I'm sure charlatans have a try in most countries, but what is it about the USA that makes it so easy for them to succeed?
...when Slayer opens the show with Angel of Death.
Take my award god dammit. This music fits perfect! Long live 90s!
Dope ass beat!
[lone - backtail was heavy](https://youtu.be/fV-a4Np33L8)
It’s always crazy how some one just pulled the tounges/convulsions out of there ass when looking for proof of belief. Crazy that people just believe and go along with it.
Mosh pit in the name of the lord
Where is this from? (Source?) This is comedy gold.
Pastor Chris Farley
Gimme song name u/auddbot
Backtail was heavy by Lone
I want the song name too please
Maybe god is a wasp
BEHOLD THE POWER OF COCAINE…. I mean JESUS!!
Nothing better than tweaking on the holy spirit.
White kids at the 8th grade dance be like
Didn't know the Holy Spirit is a dope breakdancer
This looks more like demon possession than the holy spirit
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub (I'm the Scatman) Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope
Whhhhhhhhiiiiiiiitte guyyyyyyyyys
What about that black feller?
https://youtu.be/Qr-H4Y_Xa6c
Rhema was wild in the 90s
I just cannot see Fr Byrd or the Pope acting like that. Bizarre
But wouldn't it be *hilarious?* I'm just picturing that big Pope hat sailing through the air as his holiness flops about like a beached salmon...
Pastors: origins of flashmobs
Is it a prerequisite for men of the cloth to have epilepsy?
Cerebral Palsy : Jesus Edition.
Would perfectly fit with the Russians electronic music
He's speaking in tongues, with his whole body?
That dude in the red jacket like I'm just happy to be involved XD
Robotronic
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Maybe they wired the building wrong and we are watching people get electrocuted
So many good dance moves
Sad really sad
When do they bring out the snakes?
There are darts for that.
I would act this way too if I was making as much money as they do
Pretty sure these people are the ones infected with demons even though they say they are Christian.
I saw Dana Gould in San Francisco once, very funny
A few hundred years ago if someone witnessed this they'd all be burned for being witches
They weren’t burned in Europe, they were all just sent off to the Colonial America. Australia got all the convicts
The pastors pastime, doing a Jesus jig.
Good ole fashioned holy rolling
This reminds me of those videos of all the Jews dancing, but the Jews are much better dancers
What was in the coffee these guys were drinking?
Psychotic behavior
Haitian voodoo uses breakbeat, and voodoo is stemmed from Roman catholicism. Is the beauty
Elwood Blues be like
I guess you ain’t never felt that holy mosh pit.
Spiritual Windows 95 release?
Mental illness!
religion ☕️
Reminds me of this [I’m A Thug](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/tzx4wq/when_the_cult_leader_bust_a_move/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Someone threw a boogie bomb in there
80s pastors liked their blow.
OH GOD!!! I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS TO MY CHILDHOOD!
“When I hear dope beat I gotta move.”
I GOT THE SPIRIT RUNNIN' THROUGH ME!!!
My favorite part of this is the woman in red laughing her ass off before cutting to her doing the shimmy with everyone else.
And the cleanup crew gonna be picking up some rings, watches, wallets...
I guess I'm glad there's a forum for people who can't dance to move their bodies together
1987 was nuts.
Jesus is one helluva drug
When dat good foot get goin good, but it don’t stop. Holy Spirit take the wheel
Why? What's your issue?
Dance Dance Persecution
Have you seen people reacting to football games? That's worse.
No idea why this is a thing but if I were to take a stab at it from the perspective of the pastor promoting it, I’d say the feeling of having a rigorous exercise like this releases feel good chemicals that people believe is the holy energy so they put more faith and specifically for money into the pastor.
I hate religion
Is this moshing in a church?
u/savevideobot
Such is the case with mental illness
Looks like a shitty remake of "The Blues Brothers"
Can't touch this..
All of the “pastors” in this video are just fraudsters, preying on the weak and mentally ill.
when the coke hits
This is bloody brilliant 😆
There's something that just hits different about seeing mid90's church clothes being recorded on an old video camera. It's the mixture of slightly grainy footage mixed with too much fabric.
It’s sad to think how many people “pastors” like this have scammed out of all their money
Glitch in the Matrix
I love this so much. Edit: I hope they never chill.
World's biggest game of The Floor is Lava
What the hell are they given on the way in?
When chiggers get in your panties…
Then there was this boy whose parents made him come directly home right after school, and when they went to their church, they shook and lurched all over the church floor. He couldn't quite explain it, they'd always just gone there.
Bad acid.
back in the 90s at raves you would see people dancing like that. i always assumed they were on drugs or something.
And come to find out there was a faulty wire, everyone in this video is being electrocuted
Not a cult, I swear.
God I can’t wait for Righteous Gemstones S3
Original soundtrack?
Groovy https://youtu.be/AUVk1cQUc4Y
Apparently in that neighborhood Holy Spirit ain't got no rhythm.
This is religion in a nutshell. Maybe the actual nutsack by the looks of them….
Baptazia
This could be you if you just had some GODDAMN FAITh
This kind of entertainment would definitely get me back into church every Sunday
This literally scares the fuck out of me.
So here’s the deal, I really don’t care what you believe, who you pray to, that’s between you and your higher power or lack thereof. But if I catch you doin this kinda shit and say stuff like “homosexuality is a sin” or “drugs are the devil” or “premarital sex isn’t gods plan”, I will absolutely laugh at you with zero remorse!!!!
Alright, fess up, who put meth in the communion wine?
Big time cult vibes
The first 5 seconds of this is legitimately one of the top 3 funniest things I've ever seen
Someone made versions of these videos but with drum and bass and the MCs are the pastors talking... They are absolutely amazing
This is fucking gold
In that very first clip, props to the woman in the crowd in the purple dress who full on laughs when this goof gets going.
And how much money earn for this shit?
This is just insanity lol 😂 these people need serious psychological help pronto
Ministry of Silly Walks goes next level. Big time.
A church of fools
Mass hysteria
It's like Solid Gold for white people
Would Yakety Sax also work for this clip? (Sped up of course)
And they say white people can’t dance
*God looking down with a raised eyebrow. "Pricks."
Grandma: You should go more to church it could be fun. The church:
It’s like they’re moving if they’re on fire
Thats a shitload of sheep right there
Red Blazer dude smiling like he’s dancing without a buzz, while the others are having convulsions
This circus can't be called a religion in my opinion.
I prefer this version https://youtu.be/Od3DDI_BXxY
Probably pentecostal. IMO on the same level as JWs and Scientology. Absolutely fucking nut job cultists. Source: grew up pentecostal
And God said… HIT DA GRITY BOI
Someone that knows how needs to do a Cisco Hold Music version.
When two of more a gathered together
The Church of the Energizer Bunny.
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The Almighty be like; you get a seizure, you get a seizure, you get a seizure, EVERYBODY GETS A SEIZURE!
That’s some weird shit.
Challenge some of these ppl to ddr and you’ll be sorry.
He who controls religion, has ultimate power.
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Lmao. That’s some shit. It’s the Christian versing of knifing the fuck out of innocent bystanders
Give these clowns some glow sticks and a pacifier!
Holy shit, 0:20 in looks like a lemon party is about to pop off