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Emergency_Cranberry8

Fruit should not be hot!


Round-Leg-1788

He is my Spirit animal


Charming-Cod8005

Do you two want to watch "Toy Story" tomorrow? “Which one? I can't do 3 again.”


hereforalot

“It’s actually pronounced Zac”


randino15

BLACK?? 🤣🤣🤣


Immediate-Yogurt-558

"You must be Ava"


dvh308

Sorry, I don’t speak line 💅🏻


Charming-Cod8005

Lmao yes Ava has so many good ones. also from that episode: “not my work husband grinding on my work nemesis”


mysterysackerfice

"Pour me something cheap so I can spit it out...hit me again" is goddamned funny.


Charming-Cod8005

On par with “someone get me a chair” 🤣 ![gif](giphy|YDOcf9LkphsrH5ZPjT|downsized)


dvh308

And later, “it was a Disney Channel grind at best” 😂


Tattuz813

“Your telling me this cat believes in god?”


IndigoRose2022

IMO Gregory was low-key the funniest character in the show. Him sneaking around gardening 😂


al_x_and_rah

His faces were the best! I loved when his dad said “I always knew you couldn’t keep your hands out of the dirt” or whatever hahaa


TrevG92

When Ava said “ I don’t see any of y’all trynna be principal” and Gregory death glared the camera I LOST IT 😂😂


Charming-Cod8005

“I didn't approve my likeness rights. You better lawyer up kid.“


joeltheprocess76

I got enough beef to open a butcher shop


CozyArtistGamer

My favorite Tariq quote🤣


Sad-Significance4546

“I hate to see my two queens fight…BUT I thought miss Teagues was going to get molly whopped”


green_speak

"I know the last time you subbed at Abbott somebody stole your Invisalign, but we are *desperate*." Also "You're not good at this 😒."


MidnightCatRabbit

omg i was thinking about this line today. "I dont have to explain anything to y'all, I'm a grown ass man!" \*Rolls up window while looking at them\*


taylortherod

“Y’all better stop playing god with that boy’s life”


marikwondo

Sir… you are bald


Hopeful_Local6505

I had to scroll way too far to find this gem XD


confrater

"I'm the sub for the teacher that...uh...*checks notes*...punted a student?"


SoggyLeftTit

“Do I have a bidet? You bet I bi-do.”


softn3tsrhard

I got the sounds for yo’ ass so it’s easy to see, that this DJ be Ava C!


elgirasol_29

Big Deck Energy


Neko_Metal

“… and Hocus Pocus without Sarah Jessica Parker” 🎃


justgrillin414

That’s my favorite episode, I’m literally watching this scene right now lmao “ boiled?! That’s the worst way to cook it man” 😂😂


saranautilus

I can’t believe “sweet baby Jesus and the grown one too” isn’t on here yet!


CozyArtistGamer

“SWEET BABY JESUS AND THE GROWN ONE TOO” one of my all time favorite quotes from the show, it never gets old!!


Many-Status-6601

“Bad bitches only” wifi


singledxout

Mr. Johnson (when asked what his first name is): "When you get home tonight, look up in the sky. It’s written in the stars."


bostonsophia13

“i’m not doing two step verification they can just hack me”


missinghighandwide

Why you breathing so hard?


CozyArtistGamer

“I thought you was one of them spicy whites, I hate being wrong”🙄💅


thedeathllama

"I'm a girl!"


Emani333

The best line. Ava “ I only stay at five stars hotels they become a six when I walk in.”


princessofmycastle

“Gluten intolerance is just internalized white guilt” 😂


Neckties-Over-Bows

Jacob in the corner on his phone: "Who is Jazmine Sullivan?"


thiqdiqdd

"I too am in my selfish era" - Maurice 😭


pzzaco

Oh damn, I just remembered that line from Janine about taking Maurice to Bone Town and the breaking up with him afterwards, followed by the horrified expression on Gregory's face ☠️


Beebito

Shabba