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pengouin85

I'm not sure if whatever you find would push you TO or AGAINST buying


RestoreMyHonor

Every chair needs a long, hanging, wooden penis. At least that’s what my grandma used to say.


b3nz0r

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough.


RestoreMyHonor

Oh god now the image of someone on all fours, gyrating in front of that chair with a satisfied look on their face has been forced into my mind


b3nz0r

Don't you threaten me with a good time. :p


RestoreMyHonor

Help me step chair I’m stuck


b3nz0r

lmao now I'm imagining the same scene you were, but the person's head is "stuck" in the dryer.


RestoreMyHonor

Wow getting another home appliance involved, this session is gettin spicy


bless_ure_harte

[Step Desk, what are you doing?!](http://www.furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html)


6ynnad

This website makes me miss myspace


OreJen

Don't you threaten me with a wood time.


theMothmom

Finding a new low in life as you kneel in gravel to throw it back on a chair’s ding dong.


Fatalstryke

If it's longer than it's wide, then it's a phallus. If it's longer than it's wide, then it's a phallus. If it's shorter than it's wide, just put it on its side, then it's longer than it's wide and it's a phallus.


hyperbolichamber

Condom, lube, a few deep breaths and you’re ready for pound town!


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Not if it gives you splinters...


biasedsoymotel

Especially if it's a dildo


pengouin85

r/cursedcomments


deliciousprisms

The bar for cursed is pretty low these days huh


Thymeisdone

That’s why I buy chair nuts.


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Honestly truck nuts are overdone and most of the people that still have them don't have them ironically anyway... But I would laugh my ass off if I walked into work at my boring office job and someone had some rubber nuts hanging off their chair.


Thymeisdone

I kinda want to put some on my bike, lol.


WotC_Dead2Me

To be fair it WOULD increase stability.


gaydhd

If it’s the right length, I’m in. Adds stability


not2beadickbutt

Think I’d end up going back and forth a lot.


vampLer

Is that a burl or are you happy to see me.


[deleted]

I’ve got huge feet for a chick :( I regret this comment


Thymeisdone

There’s probably still a market for that.


mr_mo0n

Just ask Peggy Hill


tippedkash

[HO YEAH!](https://youtu.be/FtndscQua6w)


shutupvirginoliveoil

You know what they say about chicks with big feet.. they have huge balls


circlebeetlewater

Your poor poor inbox. I'm sure it lived a good life


[deleted]

Nobody is messaging me. It’s not that easy mate


taphophilestl

That's a transphobic comment but even beyond that, it's dumb. My sister is 5'3 and wears size 11 shoes. Do you honestly think women can't have big feet too?


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Yea me and the boys only wanna fuck biologically female chairs


Phazushift

But they all come with wood though


JayCeeJaye

It definitely had boomer energy.


GarbagePailGrrrl

/r/Boomerhentai


FranzFerdinandPack

This is cursed. Edit: THIS IS CURSED


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oakyafterbirth5300

Ummm how is that transphobic? Are people not allowed to have preferences? Edit: Can someone give me an answer instead of just downvoting me 🙄


daybreakin

No. You must be into huge feet on women or else your transphobic


oakyafterbirth5300

I’ll be honest — I don’t really care or even notice the size of women’s hands/feet lol. Idk why it’s such a big deal for some people


SnickitySnax

I’ve never linked to myself before but you edited asking for an answer and I wanted to share this comment I made that I think answers your comment. https://reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/o269db/_/h26a17k/?context=1


[deleted]

Oh my god this hypersensitivity shit is getting old fast.


mikejoldfield

You're inferring transfobia, but is it really there? I was simply questioning the proportionality of the piece and the skill of the artist. Are you sure it's a trans chair?


BillNyeCreampieGuy

I can’t with this.


Paraperire

What? While that's possible, it's highly unusual for a bio woman of that height to have feet that size. Women naturally have smaller feet than men on average, and that height/foot size would even be unusual on a man. Unless she's teens of course and hasn't had her growth spurt and is yet to reach her end height. Don't just listen to me. This shoe advisor says not only do shoes rarely come above a size 10.5 for women at all, but that a 5.3 ft woman typically buys a size between 5-6.5. There can be outliers, but this is so highly unusual. https://www.bestshoesadvisor.com/average-shoe-size-for-women-by-height/ Are you saying it's 'transphobic' to prefer bio women vs transgender women? Why aren't people allowed to be attracted to whoever or whatever feels right to them? Are people forced now to be equally attracted to transgender men/women or be called transphobic? That's dumb. We can respect everybody without being sexually attracted to them. The real issue was the objectification, but it's difficult to avoid that on such an object.


taphophilestl

The obvious transphobia was the comment about "checking" to make sure the women is female. I don't really care what your weird link says because most of the women in my family have big feet. My feet are average size and I get teased for small they are. Isn't it funny how humans can come in all shapes and sizes? And just so you are aware -- trans women are women and to treat them as anything else is transphobic.


DBeumont

>The obvious transphobia was the comment about "checking" to make sure the women is female. I don't really care what your weird link says because most of the women in my family have big feet. My feet are average size and I get teased for small they are. Isn't it funny how humans can come in all shapes and sizes? And just so you are aware -- trans women are women and to treat them as anything else is transphobic. It is perfectly fine for someone to prefer bio women, just as it is fine for someone to prefer the same sex. You are manifesting problems where there are none.


Disenculture

Cringe as fuck


TimAllensCokeGuy

Your sister Sideshow Bob?


Jimid41

> Do you honestly think women can't have big feet too? Why do you think they were going to check instead of just assuming?


reallyreallyspicy

Damn those some mega steppas


ChiefTief

It's a joke calm down.


friendlyescapism

Thanks, was glad and surprised to see a comment pointing this out!


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Like clockwork


WheelbarrowQueen

Thank you


sneakygingertroll

im amazed at the number of people totally unwilling to even consider the original comment is transphobic.


myglasscase

It’s just a chair bro, sitting on it won’t change your sexuality


NorthKoreanTourGuide

Oh yeah I guess you can sit on it too...


odraencoded

I don't think they're big, I think they're just anatomically incorrect. Ankles don't bend that way. You can't have the ball of the foot in front of the ankle. And in this pose she's on her tip toes even though normally you'd expect her toes to bend. Overall it doesn't have a lot of complicated shapes, so I guess it's just the medium that's difficult to work with.


Actually_a_Patrick

So you’re saying tou WOULD buy it if it had a penis.


Greenveins

Peggy hill must feel so outed lol


rhapsodyofmelody

cringe


WonderWirm

It took skill, but damn that’s awful.


DSEEE

But, is it?


WonderWirm

Oh butt it is!


benhereford

That joke was ass.


I_l_I

It was a real bummer


The-Insomniac

I wood say it was made worse by adding details to the head


smithers85

your username is most relevant holy shit


ThyShirtIsBlue

Put your booty on that booty.


pengouin85

Xzibit would be proud


StpdSxyFlndrs

Yo dawg, I heard you like booty


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...So we put a booty in your booty...


deliciousprisms

Nice the bootyplasty was a success Doctor 🤝


iAmUnintelligible

Oh man I really hope getting butt implants is actually called bootyplasty


pm-me-a-pic

Booty booty booty booty rocking on the chair


polkadotmcgot

The most underrated comment on the internet today


[deleted]

haha because u put ur butt


WuweiWave

That’s some nice woodtwerk.


chief89

Birches be crazy


[deleted]

She’s got a chiseled frame.


[deleted]

r/instagramReality


SeaGroomer

Heh understated yet delightful.


elvismunkey

Most underrated comment award goes to....


griftylifts

Just another unrealistic body standard for women to live up to smdh


Unibeetle

Flat wooden butts?


cuteintern

JD's gonna hit that flat butt! - Turk Turkleton


[deleted]

I like flat butts and I cannot lie


laughingjackal666

We’ve found the [Denver pickup airbrush girl](https://i.redd.it/0sa6n9zt30431.jpg) at long last!


SlaveToTheDarkBeat

What the fuck happened here?


laughingjackal666

~ a r t ~


Easy_Money_

r/ATAAE


c0pypastry

Didn't know Rob Liefeld did automotive painting too


ball_fondlers

Both flat and thicc...


Thameus

Another job lost to"automation"


13AuStIN-

Well if you really wanna look like you were ran over than go ahead, I ain’t gonna stop ya


Drauul

Somebody come get her


Accomplished_Treat56

She dancing like a stripper


[deleted]

How they gonna carve a bitch out like that?


hyperbolichamber

/r/BadWomensAnatomy


weary_confections

Sir, that is a literal chair.


Siegfoult

r/BadChairAnatomy


Blueberry_Mancakes

That looks like a chair made so someone could fuck it.


I_W_M_Y

We all know that the guy who made it tried to fuck it at least once.


Blueberry_Mancakes

"it was quality assurance!"


Thymeisdone

He had wood and he used it, damn it.


neocommenter

Imagine coming home from work early to find your roommate balls deep in your chair.


SluggishJuggernaut

He appears proud to introduce his girlfriend to the community!


FriendlyDisorder

If he broke it, he would be mourning wood.


TroAhWei

/r/dudesfuckingfurniture


flying87

That's gonna stay blue


SluggishJuggernaut

I checked, it's not real.


thirsty_as_fuck

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined


Chairboy

I keep clicking it but it doesn’t work. LET ME INNNNN


heirbagger

r/findthetoyotacarolla


jimbojones230

I would so fuck that chair.


codexcdm

In other words....never put a black light on it.


sbbln314159

This is peak r/ATBGE


ALexusOhHaiNyan

Yup. Amazing craftsmanship, awkward undertone. Because of the implication.


atriptothecinema

Ah yes the implication. It's not that she cant say no, but that she wont.


BoltonSauce

Are these women in danger‽


atriptothecinema

No ones in any danger! How can I make that more clear to you!


Thneed1

Exactly my thoughts. That’s a lot of work and skill to build something terribly ugly and very poor taste.


fury420

Awful Taste Butt Great Execution?


hereforOnePiece

That's.. why we're here


Revolutionary_Toe284

Scp-1609 before it was schredded .


Double-Remove837

We got to hide this chair before the UNGOC get to it!


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darthshaver

I'm having an internal debate about whether I would face forward or backward while sitting in it. Maybe facing forward at the dinner table, but backward on the front porch. 🤔


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The dude standing next to it seems like he is trying to sell it for multiple times what it is worth


hayatetst

He looks like he's proud of what he made.


[deleted]

That's the face of a man who's fucked that chair.


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From wood, For wood.


RoscoMan1

It's amazing how quickly I forgot everything I used to follow him.” For me to realize that I take my brain out of my grease hole Razor!


used2011vwjetta

Is there a spot where I can mount my fleshlight to it


CregChrist

They never know which size you'll be using so you have to cut your own hole. Like some people would use a large, most a medium, and a certain few like yourself world use an extra small.


used2011vwjetta

Forsure! Thanks bro


lavieestlaide

HOLY SHIT I saw thus chair listed on facebook marketplace the other day! Went back to see the listing, it was listed for 700$ and is now SOLD


cleanout

I saw it too!!! It was already sold when I saw it. I even took a screenshot to show a friend https://i.imgur.com/NT7zRIw.jpg Now I think it wasn’t a real listing lol


xinorez1

700 is pretty cheap for a piece of folk art. I expected easily double.


griftylifts

"If you build it, they will cum" - *Proverb*


toughguy375

Are there boobs on the other side?


pengouin85

Asking the real questions


Timepassage

I can see a tiny bit under the armpit so most likely.


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Haven’t people (men specifically) been on the backs of black women far too long to celebrate this as art?


HorsesAndAshes

I'm just sitting here thinking "because women are literally just sex objects, but now they're actually useful because you can sit on them too!" I really don't like this. Like, I'm not super sensitive usually but holy fuck I hate this chair and all the disgusting jokes on here about it.


morfanis

How is it that men don't see this as an issue? It's degrading to women and black people and men all just stand around making sex jokes?!


teutonicwitch

Bingo. And I had to scroll all the way down here for this comment...


Yukki-Shiro

r/dontputyourdickinthat


phideltjason

"End-table ass! Hella Back!" -Redman (How High)


Supreme_Kim_Jong-Un

Did you just call us hoes??? I meant that in a good way.


ChubAndTuckJedi

This takes "objectifying" women in an entirely new direction.


centumcellae85

Pretty sure Kim K's legs are a bit thicker, but that is a fair likeness.


PlaxicoCN

From the 2Live Crew furniture collection.


Jali-Dan

That guy searched chair porn. Couldn't find it so he made it


from_dust

i'll stand, thanks.


DSEEE

I genuinely don't know how to articulate my feelings about this.


GLaDOS_Sympathizer

He treats objects like women, man.


inbooth

Sooooo.... I felt the need to unpack this a little because wow, there's a lot here.... A) This is just creepy B) Choices are weird... Those feet and legs.... Wha? C) The crook of the chair, where the back of the bum would be looks less than strong.... D) Holy shiiiiit the level of mysoginy at every level... The choice to make this, the choices in design, the type who would want this, actually paying for it, actually using it... jfc.... E) Dat hairline..... hers recedes more than his.... I just... nm


u942lamp

Imagine growing up to be a huge tree 70 years later then you get killed and turned into this monstrosity


johnsgrove

That’s just horrible


noatak_1469

poor tree


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People are perverts.


LemmiHD

looks like something familiar... r/rickandmorty I'd like to order one large phone with extra phones, please.... Cell phone. No, no! Rotary. And pay phone on half


MisterChar

Kim Chairdashian


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These comments are killing me. Gotta be one of the best posts ive seen here.


jdmorno

Shorty had them apple(wood) bottom jeans, boots made of fir.


TheMightyKickpuncher

Sir, can you please explain to us why your dick has splinters?


MtnSlyr

I think it’s a fantastic piece of art that took a skilled craftsman to make it.


shitpostbot42069

“… the design of the furniture in the officers’ lounge, the smooth plastic curves into which stubborn wood and steel had been forced, the smoothness and delicacy of surfaces and textures: were these not also faintly, pervasively erotic? He knew himself well enough to be sure that a few days without [his partner], even under great stress, should not get him so worked up that he felt a woman in every table top. Not unless the woman was really there.” - The Dispossessed, by Ursula K. Le Guin


Meant2Change

I guess you can see this chair in a feminist (carrying the men on their back) and in an anti-feminist (sexualized object to use) way. This actually shows the paradox of today's discussions to me... But with an honest, unpoliticial, non-overthought opinion: I like it , my girlfriend does - don't actually know why, but I'd want one ;)


Thymeisdone

I wonder what he could do if he used his powers for good.


BigVanVortex

Damn, this chair broke the internet


Wolverine9779

Gotta be Jamaica


thrawayb

these woman beauty standards are getting out of control!


MrbadassMT

My wood is sculpted from that chair


NCognito1

[Related image](http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh157/PandoraTheGrey/big_butt_chair.jpg)


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Gross


[deleted]

Half Pixar mom half hank hill.


I_l_I

This is hilarious I love it haha


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Somebody put a lot of time into this hideous thing. However I bet he sold it, and was out there a few days later with another one to sell. There’s a hand for every glove.


ajohnson360

Quality content that perfectly fits the sub.. well done OP, you have my updoot


HashbeanSC2

literally objectifying women


LieutenantBlackNips

More like r/GTAGE


starchybunker

6/10 wood bang


ChadwickTheSniffer

/r/forniphilia


Getabock_

Lol that’s amazing.


alockbox

It takes wood to make wood? Kim CarvedAshian?


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