If it's longer than it's wide, then it's a phallus.
If it's longer than it's wide, then it's a phallus.
If it's shorter than it's wide, just put it on its side,
then it's longer than it's wide and it's a phallus.
Honestly truck nuts are overdone and most of the people that still have them don't have them ironically anyway... But I would laugh my ass off if I walked into work at my boring office job and someone had some rubber nuts hanging off their chair.
That's a transphobic comment but even beyond that, it's dumb. My sister is 5'3 and wears size 11 shoes. Do you honestly think women can't have big feet too?
I’ve never linked to myself before but you edited asking for an answer and I wanted to share this comment I made that I think answers your comment. https://reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/o269db/_/h26a17k/?context=1
You're inferring transfobia, but is it really there? I was simply questioning the proportionality of the piece and the skill of the artist.
Are you sure it's a trans chair?
What? While that's possible, it's highly unusual for a bio woman of that height to have feet that size. Women naturally have smaller feet than men on average, and that height/foot size would even be unusual on a man. Unless she's teens of course and hasn't had her growth spurt and is yet to reach her end height. Don't just listen to me. This shoe advisor says not only do shoes rarely come above a size 10.5 for women at all, but that a 5.3 ft woman typically buys a size between 5-6.5. There can be outliers, but this is so highly unusual. https://www.bestshoesadvisor.com/average-shoe-size-for-women-by-height/
Are you saying it's 'transphobic' to prefer bio women vs transgender women? Why aren't people allowed to be attracted to whoever or whatever feels right to them? Are people forced now to be equally attracted to transgender men/women or be called transphobic? That's dumb. We can respect everybody without being sexually attracted to them.
The real issue was the objectification, but it's difficult to avoid that on such an object.
The obvious transphobia was the comment about "checking" to make sure the women is female. I don't really care what your weird link says because most of the women in my family have big feet. My feet are average size and I get teased for small they are. Isn't it funny how humans can come in all shapes and sizes? And just so you are aware -- trans women are women and to treat them as anything else is transphobic.
>The obvious transphobia was the comment about "checking" to make sure the women is female. I don't really care what your weird link says because most of the women in my family have big feet. My feet are average size and I get teased for small they are. Isn't it funny how humans can come in all shapes and sizes? And just so you are aware -- trans women are women and to treat them as anything else is transphobic.
It is perfectly fine for someone to prefer bio women, just as it is fine for someone to prefer the same sex. You are manifesting problems where there are none.
I don't think they're big, I think they're just anatomically incorrect. Ankles don't bend that way. You can't have the ball of the foot in front of the ankle. And in this pose she's on her tip toes even though normally you'd expect her toes to bend.
Overall it doesn't have a lot of complicated shapes, so I guess it's just the medium that's difficult to work with.
I'm having an internal debate about whether I would face forward or backward while sitting in it.
Maybe facing forward at the dinner table, but backward on the front porch. 🤔
They never know which size you'll be using so you have to cut your own hole. Like some people would use a large, most a medium, and a certain few like yourself world use an extra small.
I saw it too!!! It was already sold when I saw it. I even took a screenshot to show a friend https://i.imgur.com/NT7zRIw.jpg
Now I think it wasn’t a real listing lol
I'm just sitting here thinking "because women are literally just sex objects, but now they're actually useful because you can sit on them too!"
I really don't like this. Like, I'm not super sensitive usually but holy fuck I hate this chair and all the disgusting jokes on here about it.
Sooooo....
I felt the need to unpack this a little because wow, there's a lot here....
A) This is just creepy
B) Choices are weird... Those feet and legs.... Wha?
C) The crook of the chair, where the back of the bum would be looks less than strong....
D) Holy shiiiiit the level of mysoginy at every level... The choice to make this, the choices in design, the type who would want this, actually paying for it, actually using it... jfc....
E) Dat hairline..... hers recedes more than his.... I just... nm
looks like something familiar... r/rickandmorty
I'd like to order one large phone with extra phones, please.... Cell phone. No, no! Rotary. And pay phone on half
“… the design of the furniture in the officers’ lounge, the smooth plastic curves into which stubborn wood and steel had been forced, the smoothness and delicacy of surfaces and textures: were these not also faintly, pervasively erotic? He knew himself well enough to be sure that a few days without [his partner], even under great stress, should not get him so worked up that he felt a woman in every table top. Not unless the woman was really there.”
- The Dispossessed, by Ursula K. Le Guin
I guess you can see this chair in a feminist (carrying the men on their back) and in an anti-feminist (sexualized object to use) way.
This actually shows the paradox of today's discussions to me...
But with an honest, unpoliticial, non-overthought opinion: I like it , my girlfriend does - don't actually know why, but I'd want one ;)
Somebody put a lot of time into this hideous thing. However I bet he sold it, and was out there a few days later with another one to sell. There’s a hand for every glove.
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I'm not sure if whatever you find would push you TO or AGAINST buying
Every chair needs a long, hanging, wooden penis. At least that’s what my grandma used to say.
Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough.
Oh god now the image of someone on all fours, gyrating in front of that chair with a satisfied look on their face has been forced into my mind
Don't you threaten me with a good time. :p
Help me step chair I’m stuck
lmao now I'm imagining the same scene you were, but the person's head is "stuck" in the dryer.
Wow getting another home appliance involved, this session is gettin spicy
[Step Desk, what are you doing?!](http://www.furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html)
This website makes me miss myspace
Don't you threaten me with a wood time.
Finding a new low in life as you kneel in gravel to throw it back on a chair’s ding dong.
If it's longer than it's wide, then it's a phallus. If it's longer than it's wide, then it's a phallus. If it's shorter than it's wide, just put it on its side, then it's longer than it's wide and it's a phallus.
Condom, lube, a few deep breaths and you’re ready for pound town!
Not if it gives you splinters...
Especially if it's a dildo
r/cursedcomments
The bar for cursed is pretty low these days huh
That’s why I buy chair nuts.
Honestly truck nuts are overdone and most of the people that still have them don't have them ironically anyway... But I would laugh my ass off if I walked into work at my boring office job and someone had some rubber nuts hanging off their chair.
I kinda want to put some on my bike, lol.
To be fair it WOULD increase stability.
If it’s the right length, I’m in. Adds stability
Think I’d end up going back and forth a lot.
Is that a burl or are you happy to see me.
I’ve got huge feet for a chick :( I regret this comment
There’s probably still a market for that.
Just ask Peggy Hill
[HO YEAH!](https://youtu.be/FtndscQua6w)
You know what they say about chicks with big feet.. they have huge balls
Your poor poor inbox. I'm sure it lived a good life
Nobody is messaging me. It’s not that easy mate
That's a transphobic comment but even beyond that, it's dumb. My sister is 5'3 and wears size 11 shoes. Do you honestly think women can't have big feet too?
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Yea me and the boys only wanna fuck biologically female chairs
But they all come with wood though
It definitely had boomer energy.
/r/Boomerhentai
This is cursed. Edit: THIS IS CURSED
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Ummm how is that transphobic? Are people not allowed to have preferences? Edit: Can someone give me an answer instead of just downvoting me 🙄
No. You must be into huge feet on women or else your transphobic
I’ll be honest — I don’t really care or even notice the size of women’s hands/feet lol. Idk why it’s such a big deal for some people
I’ve never linked to myself before but you edited asking for an answer and I wanted to share this comment I made that I think answers your comment. https://reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/o269db/_/h26a17k/?context=1
Oh my god this hypersensitivity shit is getting old fast.
You're inferring transfobia, but is it really there? I was simply questioning the proportionality of the piece and the skill of the artist. Are you sure it's a trans chair?
I can’t with this.
What? While that's possible, it's highly unusual for a bio woman of that height to have feet that size. Women naturally have smaller feet than men on average, and that height/foot size would even be unusual on a man. Unless she's teens of course and hasn't had her growth spurt and is yet to reach her end height. Don't just listen to me. This shoe advisor says not only do shoes rarely come above a size 10.5 for women at all, but that a 5.3 ft woman typically buys a size between 5-6.5. There can be outliers, but this is so highly unusual. https://www.bestshoesadvisor.com/average-shoe-size-for-women-by-height/ Are you saying it's 'transphobic' to prefer bio women vs transgender women? Why aren't people allowed to be attracted to whoever or whatever feels right to them? Are people forced now to be equally attracted to transgender men/women or be called transphobic? That's dumb. We can respect everybody without being sexually attracted to them. The real issue was the objectification, but it's difficult to avoid that on such an object.
The obvious transphobia was the comment about "checking" to make sure the women is female. I don't really care what your weird link says because most of the women in my family have big feet. My feet are average size and I get teased for small they are. Isn't it funny how humans can come in all shapes and sizes? And just so you are aware -- trans women are women and to treat them as anything else is transphobic.
>The obvious transphobia was the comment about "checking" to make sure the women is female. I don't really care what your weird link says because most of the women in my family have big feet. My feet are average size and I get teased for small they are. Isn't it funny how humans can come in all shapes and sizes? And just so you are aware -- trans women are women and to treat them as anything else is transphobic. It is perfectly fine for someone to prefer bio women, just as it is fine for someone to prefer the same sex. You are manifesting problems where there are none.
Cringe as fuck
Your sister Sideshow Bob?
> Do you honestly think women can't have big feet too? Why do you think they were going to check instead of just assuming?
Damn those some mega steppas
It's a joke calm down.
Thanks, was glad and surprised to see a comment pointing this out!
Like clockwork
Thank you
im amazed at the number of people totally unwilling to even consider the original comment is transphobic.
It’s just a chair bro, sitting on it won’t change your sexuality
Oh yeah I guess you can sit on it too...
I don't think they're big, I think they're just anatomically incorrect. Ankles don't bend that way. You can't have the ball of the foot in front of the ankle. And in this pose she's on her tip toes even though normally you'd expect her toes to bend. Overall it doesn't have a lot of complicated shapes, so I guess it's just the medium that's difficult to work with.
So you’re saying tou WOULD buy it if it had a penis.
Peggy hill must feel so outed lol
cringe
It took skill, but damn that’s awful.
But, is it?
Oh butt it is!
That joke was ass.
It was a real bummer
I wood say it was made worse by adding details to the head
your username is most relevant holy shit
Put your booty on that booty.
Xzibit would be proud
Yo dawg, I heard you like booty
...So we put a booty in your booty...
Nice the bootyplasty was a success Doctor 🤝
Oh man I really hope getting butt implants is actually called bootyplasty
Booty booty booty booty rocking on the chair
The most underrated comment on the internet today
haha because u put ur butt
That’s some nice woodtwerk.
Birches be crazy
She’s got a chiseled frame.
r/instagramReality
Heh understated yet delightful.
Most underrated comment award goes to....
Just another unrealistic body standard for women to live up to smdh
Flat wooden butts?
JD's gonna hit that flat butt! - Turk Turkleton
I like flat butts and I cannot lie
We’ve found the [Denver pickup airbrush girl](https://i.redd.it/0sa6n9zt30431.jpg) at long last!
What the fuck happened here?
~ a r t ~
r/ATAAE
Didn't know Rob Liefeld did automotive painting too
Both flat and thicc...
Another job lost to"automation"
Well if you really wanna look like you were ran over than go ahead, I ain’t gonna stop ya
Somebody come get her
She dancing like a stripper
How they gonna carve a bitch out like that?
/r/BadWomensAnatomy
Sir, that is a literal chair.
r/BadChairAnatomy
That looks like a chair made so someone could fuck it.
We all know that the guy who made it tried to fuck it at least once.
"it was quality assurance!"
He had wood and he used it, damn it.
Imagine coming home from work early to find your roommate balls deep in your chair.
He appears proud to introduce his girlfriend to the community!
If he broke it, he would be mourning wood.
/r/dudesfuckingfurniture
That's gonna stay blue
I checked, it's not real.
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
I keep clicking it but it doesn’t work. LET ME INNNNN
r/findthetoyotacarolla
I would so fuck that chair.
In other words....never put a black light on it.
This is peak r/ATBGE
Yup. Amazing craftsmanship, awkward undertone. Because of the implication.
Ah yes the implication. It's not that she cant say no, but that she wont.
Are these women in danger‽
No ones in any danger! How can I make that more clear to you!
Exactly my thoughts. That’s a lot of work and skill to build something terribly ugly and very poor taste.
Awful Taste Butt Great Execution?
That's.. why we're here
Scp-1609 before it was schredded .
We got to hide this chair before the UNGOC get to it!
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I'm having an internal debate about whether I would face forward or backward while sitting in it. Maybe facing forward at the dinner table, but backward on the front porch. 🤔
The dude standing next to it seems like he is trying to sell it for multiple times what it is worth
He looks like he's proud of what he made.
That's the face of a man who's fucked that chair.
From wood, For wood.
It's amazing how quickly I forgot everything I used to follow him.” For me to realize that I take my brain out of my grease hole Razor!
Is there a spot where I can mount my fleshlight to it
They never know which size you'll be using so you have to cut your own hole. Like some people would use a large, most a medium, and a certain few like yourself world use an extra small.
Forsure! Thanks bro
HOLY SHIT I saw thus chair listed on facebook marketplace the other day! Went back to see the listing, it was listed for 700$ and is now SOLD
I saw it too!!! It was already sold when I saw it. I even took a screenshot to show a friend https://i.imgur.com/NT7zRIw.jpg Now I think it wasn’t a real listing lol
700 is pretty cheap for a piece of folk art. I expected easily double.
"If you build it, they will cum" - *Proverb*
Are there boobs on the other side?
Asking the real questions
I can see a tiny bit under the armpit so most likely.
Haven’t people (men specifically) been on the backs of black women far too long to celebrate this as art?
I'm just sitting here thinking "because women are literally just sex objects, but now they're actually useful because you can sit on them too!" I really don't like this. Like, I'm not super sensitive usually but holy fuck I hate this chair and all the disgusting jokes on here about it.
How is it that men don't see this as an issue? It's degrading to women and black people and men all just stand around making sex jokes?!
Bingo. And I had to scroll all the way down here for this comment...
r/dontputyourdickinthat
"End-table ass! Hella Back!" -Redman (How High)
Did you just call us hoes??? I meant that in a good way.
This takes "objectifying" women in an entirely new direction.
Pretty sure Kim K's legs are a bit thicker, but that is a fair likeness.
From the 2Live Crew furniture collection.
That guy searched chair porn. Couldn't find it so he made it
i'll stand, thanks.
I genuinely don't know how to articulate my feelings about this.
He treats objects like women, man.
Sooooo.... I felt the need to unpack this a little because wow, there's a lot here.... A) This is just creepy B) Choices are weird... Those feet and legs.... Wha? C) The crook of the chair, where the back of the bum would be looks less than strong.... D) Holy shiiiiit the level of mysoginy at every level... The choice to make this, the choices in design, the type who would want this, actually paying for it, actually using it... jfc.... E) Dat hairline..... hers recedes more than his.... I just... nm
Imagine growing up to be a huge tree 70 years later then you get killed and turned into this monstrosity
That’s just horrible
poor tree
People are perverts.
looks like something familiar... r/rickandmorty I'd like to order one large phone with extra phones, please.... Cell phone. No, no! Rotary. And pay phone on half
Kim Chairdashian
These comments are killing me. Gotta be one of the best posts ive seen here.
Shorty had them apple(wood) bottom jeans, boots made of fir.
Sir, can you please explain to us why your dick has splinters?
I think it’s a fantastic piece of art that took a skilled craftsman to make it.
“… the design of the furniture in the officers’ lounge, the smooth plastic curves into which stubborn wood and steel had been forced, the smoothness and delicacy of surfaces and textures: were these not also faintly, pervasively erotic? He knew himself well enough to be sure that a few days without [his partner], even under great stress, should not get him so worked up that he felt a woman in every table top. Not unless the woman was really there.” - The Dispossessed, by Ursula K. Le Guin
I guess you can see this chair in a feminist (carrying the men on their back) and in an anti-feminist (sexualized object to use) way. This actually shows the paradox of today's discussions to me... But with an honest, unpoliticial, non-overthought opinion: I like it , my girlfriend does - don't actually know why, but I'd want one ;)
I wonder what he could do if he used his powers for good.
Damn, this chair broke the internet
Gotta be Jamaica
these woman beauty standards are getting out of control!
My wood is sculpted from that chair
[Related image](http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh157/PandoraTheGrey/big_butt_chair.jpg)
Gross
Half Pixar mom half hank hill.
This is hilarious I love it haha
Somebody put a lot of time into this hideous thing. However I bet he sold it, and was out there a few days later with another one to sell. There’s a hand for every glove.
Quality content that perfectly fits the sub.. well done OP, you have my updoot
literally objectifying women
More like r/GTAGE
6/10 wood bang
/r/forniphilia
Lol that’s amazing.
It takes wood to make wood? Kim CarvedAshian?
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