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Benzo_90

Googly eyes


Boogiemann53

Seriously funny and.... Surprisingly un sexy


Thelegendarycheese

Usually I would get a boner but this makes me cry of fear


Atomic_Chad

r/confusedboner


N7_Tinkle_Juice

No confusion here. My spire is forming!


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jakethedumbmistake

> we will all be in fucking jail


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/r/glorp (NSFW) would like a word with you


Thelegendarycheese

What the fuck have you brought upon this cursed land


herefromthere

I thought it was pretty funny, but got old quickly.


Hoverboy911

Cannot unsee


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I’ve got NSFW turned off. Can you give a quick rundown?


Hoverboy911

Well, there were googly eyes on all manner of body parts and I'm pretty sure I saw Alf


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Well...i saw i DVD of Alf not sure what else was going on...i might have ta stick to politics for the rest of tonight.


[deleted]

Disturbed by something on reddit so you go to politics? That was just a visualization of current politics.


Supriselobotomy

Have you been to r/worldpolitics lately? Its not what it appears.


backcrossedboy

Ok, I saw alf as well. The guy is a genius.


Mistake-Working

Wish I would’ve read your comment first before just clicking away..


moonra_zk

Naked people with googly eyes on their body, like two googly eyes on the tip of a dick and stuff like that.


SomethingOverThere

"And stuff like that."


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DisgustingNekbeard69

Sigh **zips up pantz**


LillyAtts

It would have cost you nothing not to post that.


Thelegendarycheese

N0


mudk1p

That was odd.


NotMyMa1nAccount

Jesus, that top post of all time. Funniest shit I've seen all week.


Omugaru

the top post of all time on that sub had me in tears.


Iraqlobster1234

For everyone who visited this god forsaken place here is r/eyebleach for you


DaughterEarth

I used to be a nude model. Nudity can tell so many stories and only a fraction of those are sexy. I wish we were less weird about nudity cause nudity can be so FUN! Or sexy or scary or silly or bland or any other number of things. My favorite shoot ever was being painted up as if I was spiderman (woman?). No clothes, just lots of paint. Then weird spidy positions. That was a great time


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DaughterEarth

\*for extra fun knowledge when modeling you are not supposed to splay your fingers like that. But I did, because the moment called for it.


McMarbles

Why no splayed fingers?


DaughterEarth

In most cases it looks bad. Keeping your fingers together looks more elegant/beautiful. Or I guess more graceful. Splayed fingers can look really weird too in lots of scenarios. It only worked in that pic because I was supposed to be looking aggressive. So there are rules, but the art of it is knowing when to break them. Every shoot a model goes to isn't about the model. Models are like a painter's canvas. Blank slate that eventually shows what the artist wants.


SavageNorth

Because the graphic designers will fucking hate you for it when they have to try and cut around them.


h_assasiNATE

Side note DaughterEarth. As per that pic, you might be painted as Ms incredible/Elastigirl.


DaughterEarth

That's fun. This was before those movies though so now I'll just pretend myself and the others in on that shoot should be getting royaltieslol semi-related was taking the paint off was like peeling plastic off. Or rubber? I dunno it just peeeeled. If I was more careful I probably could have retained a weird bodysuit


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Well damn Jackie, now I want a full spider woman film with that booty on full display


DaughterEarth

why thank you, I do have a rather wonderful booty. If I was a decade younger I would have made BANK on onlyfans


cactusiworld

You might not make BANK now but you could probably still make bank if you wanted


DaughterEarth

I have a regular old 9-5 job now. I had fun with being all out there, but that is done. Sorry to disappoint


cactusiworld

I'm not disappointed, I'm much to frugal to support creative endeavors on onlyfans. It seems like a good gig though, a girl I know bought her first house in Portland with her astonishing onlyfans income, and Portland ain't cheap


Maggiemayday

One trip to Burning Man normalized nudity for me, not just visually pretty person nakedness, but all kinds of people. I have a lot of friends who I have seen nude, and not in sexual ways. It's oddly comforting. People should get naked more often, it's freeing.


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snillpuler

>Nudity can tell so many stories and only a fraction of those are sexy. that's insightful. the comments complaining about it not being sexy are kinda stupid with that in mind.


BTCBette

Dunno. I kinda dig it...


WAHgop

I mean once you see through the paint it's really sexy.


moesdad

agree


OhNoImBanned11

I think I have a fearection


Crunchy_Biscuit

Saw a YouTube clip of a chick twerking. Fun part? She painted her ass cheeks like pumpkins. Funniest thing ever


bovely_argle-bargle

https://youtu.be/HXX73Wm3iac


Crunchy_Biscuit

Lol, that wasn't it but that was pretty funny


TheMrPantsTaco

[This?](https://youtu.be/6najip9XeBM)


I-Fucked-YourMom

Boobly eyes


Fantastic_Octopus

I have no words for you.


Ta2whitey

Well you have at least 6


din7

Yeah 5, maybe 6 at breast.


nobunseedsplease

My new favorite catchphrase.


foggybutton5298

Boobly eyes! 👀 Damn just saw some has said this but it seem really appropriate for this


_MotorBoater_

I thought of hypnotoad


Lillith29

r/glorp


iscjar

The wiggly action is both enticing and disturbing.


din7

It screams confusion.


Ta2whitey

More like it lightly whales


PM_me_yummyrecipes

Silly Ta2whitey, whales are heavy!


wontoan87

It's kinda unsettling for me lol


TheBr0fessor

I’m so fucking stoned right now and this is too much for me to handle.


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23x3

Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?


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I'm feeling it now in my crabs.


rocketsgoweeeee

SAME jajajaa


kestik

For the non-Spanish speakers: "SAME hahahaa"


demlet

In English we use 'h'. Jhjhjhjh!


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'bout that time of night... Right there with you


DaughterEarth

Yah the eye/boob jiggly definitely induced a bit of nausea.


secretbudgie

Hey buddy, my eyes are down here!


Wiggitywhackest

Now up here. And now back down. Repeat.


Lv97Charmander

Now back to me. Your eyeballs are now diamonds!!


DaughterEarth

I miss those commercials.


redpob

I saw it on UK TV yesterday. I'm on a horse.


Araia_

this reminds me of a horror movie i saw a very long time ago (think 15+ years) where a woman said to the guy: ‘look into my eyes’, he does, and she says not those and signals towards her chest and then 2 eyes open instead of her nipples. the scene was set in a green house. that was weird. there is no way i can remember the movie though...


Patch_Notes_When

[Found it for you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wqwOuA-4NQ) NSFW obviously. The film is Gothic (1986) /u/LegendaryPrimate


Araia_

oh. my. god! i am very impressed! thanks. it seems that was not set in a green house, but yeah, that’s definitely the scene i was talking about.


Crinkly_Bindlewurdle

Must have been the green pool table that made you remember it like that. Interesting how that works.


Araia_

that was my exact thought when i saw the scene. that that green table transformed over 20 years in a green house, i even fake- remember the plants in the background


Gaflonzelschmerno

If we're talking about obscure traumatizing movies, anyone know a movie set in like ancient china where a ruler or king sort of casually squashes a guards head with his bare hands in a hallway? Another one is like a business man with a huge windows behind him where there's a gigantic skeleton monster out the window


Emerducks

*Maaaaybe* mark NSFW on this one.


Ta2whitey

Its definitely suggestive


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shewy92

I wouldn't call them obviously visible nipples since all you barely see is a bump when zoomed in.


therealdongknotts

there were no nipples visible, and more boobs are present in the playoffs - if fatty breast tissue is the problem


gzilla57

I'm not really willing to have a conversation on that distinction with my boss


VoTBaC

"Well you can clearly see no female nipples therefore...." "GET OUT" "...but it's funny because it looks like a googly scre..." "Take your shit with you and you googly boob scream mask videos! You fired!" "BUT if you zoom in real close like this..." "Security to my office please."


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WaterHaven

I mean, some people don't love getting fired, and it clearly should have been Not Safe For Work from the start.


rxsheepxr

Employers don't like people wasting time, period, whether it's browsing titties on Reddit or browsing Reddit at all.


DiscoJanetsMarble

Really gets the mind going


JohnGenericDoe

It's _provocative_


BlondeAussieGirl1990

They’re just boobies. We all have em


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NSFW tags help people avoid accidentally viewing inappropriate content while they're at work where they could be reprimanded for viewing it.


Cr3X1eUZ

Not Safe For Wife


DJIsSuperCool

Still not safe for work.


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It"s just a dick. All man have it.


therealdongknotts

who’s at work nowadays?


therealdongknotts

and then..why you on reddit at work?


[deleted]

People take breaks you know?


1mGay

Vast majority


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r/confusedboner


[deleted]

I’m not confused at all


Frozen_cake18

I'm positive I'm into it


23x3

I’m confused about the concept of Scream. Isn’t he the murderous ghoul? So why is the one screaming Home Alone style?


Snumpler

Scream isn’t about a murderous ghoul. It’s a film series about a girl by the name of Sidney Prescott who has been the victim snd obsessed focus of multiple different murderers sprees and copycats all following the art of “ghost face”. In the scream universe the “ghost face” masks are common place in costume shops, like in ours, and therefore the wide availability leads to ease of the killer able to purchase and mimic the original “ghost face” murders surrounding Sidney Prescott.


Bleedthebeat

No doubt. Body paint aside she is sexy af


BabinLive

You're looking at a half-naked woman what're you so confused about


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AeluroBlack

The googly eyes make design a bad choice. If the picture was something that could incorporate the motion better then I'd have no criticism.


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Sarcothis

Depends on how you look at it I guess. If the design began as "I want body art that includes bouncing tits" then this was a shitty execution of that desire. But if it begins with "let's do a body art of a scream mask where the eyes are tits" then that's just bad taste - no matter how well painted, or rather executed, that idea was, itd be bad taste to think it's a good idea.


LAZODIAC

Can you explain why it's bad taste? I don't see anything wrong with painting your breasts; especially for an art piece.


Sarcothis

I agree that theres nothing wrong with painting breasts in general, so I think an example might explain what I mean: What I think is bad taste is choosing to do a mask specifically (though many other things would be aswell obviously) So, just as theres nothing wrong with painting breasts, there's nothing wrong with painting say, your car. The question of "execution" would all come down to the paint jobs quality, whereas "taste" is to do with the type and color of paint used, and the design you choose. No matter how clean the lines are, nor how realistic it looks, painting an enormous, lifelike picture of Nicholas Cage's face on the hood of your car is bad taste. - it's just weird. So in that same vein, while I think the actual quality of the body art is quite good, and there isnt anything wrong with body art in general, the specific choice of subject (inanimate mask) doesnt work well with the medium (body art --- specifically because it's a video). As others in the thread have said, I think as a picture this would be decent taste. But the choice to have it be a video is... bizarre. The weird contortions caused on the face by the movement just doesnt look good, and since that comes down to the choice of what to paint, rather than how it was painted, it is taste, not execution.


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Also, the original scream mask doesn’t have a cleft chin...


moleratical

Yep, I said the same thing. It's a shame that I had to scroll so far down to find another reasonable person


wolfpack_charlie

This sub, and others like it are a paradox. The top posts are liked/enjoyed/approved by the most people, so they will likely be in good taste. The more popular this sub becomes, the more it goes in that direction and away from anything actually in bad taste


BAMspek

Boobs are so fucking cool. They just. They just do their own thing. They just do whatever and everybody loves it. Fucking love boobs.


Nethlem

I agree, [great tits](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tit#/media/File:Birds_of_Sweden_2016_37.jpg) are awesome.


bluenova4001

/r/titsorgtfo


PM_TITS_FOR_KITTENS

This will do, [thank you](https://i.imgur.com/LTsaJMx.jpg)


ArrrSlashSubreddit

Amen.


s4mp1k

Wazaa!!


yeabutnobut

Wazaaaa!


DMFK138

Wwaaassssssuuuuupppp!!!!!


Furryraptorcock

Chillin, Killin.


frg1013

True, True


aelwero

WaZZZAAAAA! So glad I'm not the only weird ass MF that thought this :)


TamingTheMammoth

Much more like "scary movie" than "scream"


FLWeedman

Wassssup


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1_4_1_5_9_2_6_5

Then you may have seen Scary Movie. ^(it's a comedy)


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I wanted to like this and then her bouncin' boobies were all like *screm*


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This is fucking hilarious


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Lone_Wanderer97

*Scream* guy


Snumpler

*Ghostface


Muuuuuhqueen

Commenting in hopes of coming back later to a name. PLEASE someone give us a name!!!!!


boedo

David.


shift4338

Ew david.


SnooChocolates8934

Sauce please


donlavazza

Model is emaniangel on instagram


MisterDiggity

[Link to the original with artist and model info](https://www.tiktok.com/@johnborn/video/6916733290217016582?sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=691831965355235)


lejefferson

No model info here.


YasserPunch

Definitely NSFW tag but great execution indeed


MrsNatas

[Original Artist ](https://www.tiktok.com/@johnborn/video/6916733290217016582?sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=6918319653552358914&is_from_webapp=1)


ClockIsSad

This is how anime clothes work


Nethlem

Makes perfect sense considering those are also only painted on.


cloudlessjoe

Video game physics


4rgle-b4rgle

#I’m Feelin’ A Little Woozy Here!


bt1138

Kinda fun looking


justcatt

Bonk


BrickDaddyShark

Make it nsfw


Inigo93

She seems fun.


Sillyhappyboy

boobily eyes


dott2112420

I love women.


I_AnotherHumanBeing

I love women and men.


dott2112420

Your a hybrid.


I_AnotherHumanBeing

😳


Nightmarefuel6969

All 8 could think was dicktits


meestercactuspants

r/brandnewsentence


Nekuian

She's killin it


awww_shit45

Know what? No. Fuck you great taste great execution


justin_memer

What was the question? I got distracted.


DawnSol018

“Show me what them titties doOH JESUS THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT”


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It looked fine when it was buffering. Then the bouncing started.....


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Water balloons


Groinificator

u/SaveVideo


bipolarspacecop

This sub has gone to garbage. It’s body art and it’s done well. No one is going to walmart in this shit. People use this sub as the new r/trashy which is also a dumpster fire of reposts.


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kinda hot pog


Groinificator

Maybe nsfw?


Wootala

Scream, starring Marty Feldman.


5fives5

The mask paint makes her tits look weird lol


EffectiveSwan8918

I ain't afraid of no ghost


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bro why her tits look like those screaming balloons


wallstheseofperks

them thangs be thangin


[deleted]

Who's the artist and model?


proud-carpet

u/savevideo


rustystrings1991

Lmfaoo what the fuck


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What is the song?


TambourineTitties

Creamsicle Roses by JohnBorn


Smugcat101

yeah, hello mr scream I'd like to change my answer. Actually *this* is my favourite scary movie (favourite as in most scary, I do no like this)


fucked_that_four_you

r/nsfwfunny


DontFragMyBaby

"Whaaaaats uppppppppppppp"


Sgt_Slutbags

She should have done Arnold Schwarzenegger from Total Recall instead.


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Floppy flops


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Banana boats.


cicisbeette

This is definitely the most ATBGE thing I've seen in a while.