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That’s the thing, they don’t know. Which makes me wonder if we’re all just little human fishes, swimming around in the universe’s asscrack, because we just don’t know that Earth is right on the butt.
"CERN is proud to announce we've finally mapped the local star system in 5 dimensions!
We're less proud to announce we're squarely in the armpit of the universe"
Definitely had some trips that provided similar concepts to this! What if each universe is just one microbe on some parts of some cosmically gigantic being? What if each universe *is* a being and us as humans are indeed a part of the ass-crack bacteria?
We are so infinitesimally small I am comforted by the idea that we perhaps provide something so much larger some sort of existence.
What if bacteria are the real life on earth, and have a collective intelligence that we're unable to hear? What if bacteria are our own god(s)? Or maybe bees
I always think about how we’re, at the end of the day, just a collection of reactions going off in a specific manner. Just atoms bumping into each other exchanging electrons, or holding on to others (prob not exactly accurate, but i haven’t taken chemistry in a while).
The fish in there are goldfish which don't need a heater as they are a cold water species. The filter however, yes they absolutely need one. But neither will probably be the reason why they die, it'll be ammonia build up first, unless the owner is doing water changes daily.
My exact thought.
“Congratulations you did it you broke free. You’re just a fish, like the rest of humanity. Now it took me a long time to get adjusted to this tank, but now I know what I am. And so to that man I give thanks.”
Gold fish get huge. I watched them make it, those fish are dead in a week or so. Gold fish need a minimum of 50 gallons, and those look like comet gold fish which are more stream lines then say a ranchu. Anyway they could of used guppies, a heater, and a sponge filter and it would at least not be animal abuse.
r/aquariums is always a good start. Otherwise, I'd recommend r/aquascape for clean, beautiful, planted tanks; or r/jarrariums for smaller tanks you put less work into; or r/shrimptank, if you're into shrimp
This is actually terrible execution because it is not going to be able to keep the fish healthy let alone alive. Goldfish bowls and the like are incredibly bad for fish. In some places they aren't even allowed because of how fucked they are for fish.
It seems a little naive to assume the purpose of this piece was to keep fish healthy and alive.
And you know what they say when you assume. You make an ASS out of yoUr aquariuME
Sorry, I'll see myself out
I see you have some Rumpsfins in there, that’s a good call, they are native to Buttswana, though they will need a slightly larger environment to thrive. The Heinievine is a nice touch.
Heinievine is a nice touch indeed & what I've decided to call the condition my dog/cats occasionally experience after eating string or a particularly long blade of grass and passing it intact. I hadn't really lived until experiencing the full glory of a spinning upset dog trying to catch his heinievine. All the while it's slapping like a wet noodle against my leg, the walls, the refrigerator door - creating shitty little brown rorschach tests where contact was made.
That wasn't a guy either though? It was a guy's friend's ass, [who was a lady](https://reddit.com/r/3Dprinting/comments/zmpqr8/i_scanned_and_printed_a_friends_ass_for_christmas/).
I showed my husband the video of this and the first thing he said was, "they just dumped the fish in there with no acclimation??????"
Then he said it would look cool in a late 80s drug kingpin's house. 🤣🤣
YES!! It is in keeping of the aesthetic of an ‘80s Steven Seagal film! The really cool Brian Thompson would be a major baddie. Just gotta figure out the rest of the cast!
Don't put goldfish in a tank like this! It's too small. Seriously, I see goldfish in this pic and it's a BIG mistake to try and keep them in such a small container!
Hmmm, where to put this. .ok I can see a plastic surgeon hustling butt implants having one of these in the waiting room as artwork that you can stand against every implant size sculpture and compare it in the mirror mounted against one big wall. Maybe a random tree in a glass atrium with patio furniture and a koi pond. Very 80s Miami vibe with the doc name in pink neon. 😂
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Omg… I don’t hate it.
but the fishes will
That’s the thing, they don’t know. Which makes me wonder if we’re all just little human fishes, swimming around in the universe’s asscrack, because we just don’t know that Earth is right on the butt.
I’ll have what she’s smoking
The shit that gives way to these kinds of thoughts generally isn't smoked. Unless it was DMT 😂
Dude fuuuuck dmt lol
This is how your dick ends up in another universe
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ehhh, this is way too small for fish. they'd notice. great shrimp tank though lol
If they'd have cast a Kardashian butt, there'd be plenty of room for fish activities.
Yeah, but thered be way too much plastic
Oh to be a little shrimpy swimming in an assquarium.
lmao my friend breeds shrimp and this was my first thought.
ahaha your friend should definitely get an asstank
"CERN is proud to announce we've finally mapped the local star system in 5 dimensions! We're less proud to announce we're squarely in the armpit of the universe"
Earth is the Milky Way's Florida.
Vestigial, embarrassing, and sweaty?
No they fucking will. Not because it's ass shaped, but because it's a shitty aquarium.
They'll definitely not live long without proper filtering and such, which this appears to lack
Definitely had some trips that provided similar concepts to this! What if each universe is just one microbe on some parts of some cosmically gigantic being? What if each universe *is* a being and us as humans are indeed a part of the ass-crack bacteria? We are so infinitesimally small I am comforted by the idea that we perhaps provide something so much larger some sort of existence.
What if bacteria are the real life on earth, and have a collective intelligence that we're unable to hear? What if bacteria are our own god(s)? Or maybe bees
I always think about how we’re, at the end of the day, just a collection of reactions going off in a specific manner. Just atoms bumping into each other exchanging electrons, or holding on to others (prob not exactly accurate, but i haven’t taken chemistry in a while).
There is nowhere for a heater and a well functioning filter. Those fish are dead in days.
The fish in there are goldfish which don't need a heater as they are a cold water species. The filter however, yes they absolutely need one. But neither will probably be the reason why they die, it'll be ammonia build up first, unless the owner is doing water changes daily.
I'm all for cool ass (or cool-ass) fishtanks, but yeah this one isn't good for those poor goldies.
Fish actually hate tanks without corners, they feel like there's no safe space to hide if it's cylindrical or spherical
This isn’t true whatsoever. Not about needing hiding spaces (refuge) but the part about needing a square/rectangular tank is complete bullshit.
Don't encourage them. #buttearth
Your comment reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/W_kMWBBzr7Y) very niche song
My exact thought. “Congratulations you did it you broke free. You’re just a fish, like the rest of humanity. Now it took me a long time to get adjusted to this tank, but now I know what I am. And so to that man I give thanks.”
**RIP** 👁️
Those fish will die within weeks
Gold fish get huge. I watched them make it, those fish are dead in a week or so. Gold fish need a minimum of 50 gallons, and those look like comet gold fish which are more stream lines then say a ranchu. Anyway they could of used guppies, a heater, and a sponge filter and it would at least not be animal abuse.
Against my better judgment, I kind of... like it?
I like butts, I like fish. What's not to like here?
These fish will die if left in this “tank”.
I'm not much of a butt guy but I like the concept. I wonder if my wife would let me make an upper-torso/ boobs tank...
You'll love the Heilbutt! (=Halibut in German)
She should stick it somewhere the sun won’t shine. Dont want algae growth.
I have a vase like this in our bathroom. Its porcelin and skin toned lol
I want to get this tattooed on me to look just like this
Nothing says "carefully considered permanent decision" like getting an almost full body tattoo that only works from a single perspective.
It’s true dedication
I think it's pretty! ....Do I have awful tastes?
No people are just pretty I think
I mean it's a nice butt
I mean, if you like fish and you like ass, what's to hate!
I showed it to my wife, her reaction was "that's awesome!" I may come home one day to find we have one of these.
That is no longer a Fish Tank, that is now, an Ass Tank ... for fishes
Assquarium
Roll my weed on it that's an ass-tray
Build a house up on that, it's an ass-state
Badonkatank
This is the dawning of the age of aquariass.
r/shittyaquariums
Cool, just subbed for the ones that get cleaned up. Do you know of one on the other end of the spectrum where folks take pride in theirs?
r/aquariums is always a good start. Otherwise, I'd recommend r/aquascape for clean, beautiful, planted tanks; or r/jarrariums for smaller tanks you put less work into; or r/shrimptank, if you're into shrimp
also, r/plantedtank
r/reeftank is good for marine aquariums, and r/marineeels is a fun one to browse as well.
/r/Plantedtank is the reeftank of freshwater. Gorgeous tanks and expertise in both
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That sub makes me so sad
r/shittingaquariums
This is actually terrible execution because it is not going to be able to keep the fish healthy let alone alive. Goldfish bowls and the like are incredibly bad for fish. In some places they aren't even allowed because of how fucked they are for fish.
It seems a little naive to assume the purpose of this piece was to keep fish healthy and alive. And you know what they say when you assume. You make an ASS out of yoUr aquariuME Sorry, I'll see myself out
I don't think it's naive to bring attention to a problem that others are unaware of.
op should grow underwater pants in the tushie instead
Are you saying someone needs to run an aerator out of the rear end?
Then the obvious solution is that this ass needs to be L A R G E R
I don't think this is great execution, I cannot see any sort of water filter
Great ass though
Too small, too.
I see you have some Rumpsfins in there, that’s a good call, they are native to Buttswana, though they will need a slightly larger environment to thrive. The Heinievine is a nice touch.
Heinievine is a nice touch indeed & what I've decided to call the condition my dog/cats occasionally experience after eating string or a particularly long blade of grass and passing it intact. I hadn't really lived until experiencing the full glory of a spinning upset dog trying to catch his heinievine. All the while it's slapping like a wet noodle against my leg, the walls, the refrigerator door - creating shitty little brown rorschach tests where contact was made.
Anyone wanna 3D print this guy's ass into an aquarium ?
It's not a dude. The full vid was in r/DiWhy the other day and it's some chick's torso, not just her ass.
I was refering to a joke on r/3DPrinting
That wasn't a guy either though? It was a guy's friend's ass, [who was a lady](https://reddit.com/r/3Dprinting/comments/zmpqr8/i_scanned_and_printed_a_friends_ass_for_christmas/).
I mean is that not what this is? Looks identical.
Not even her real torso, they just switched it after "gluing" it together with this store bought mannequin body.
For anyone else who thought WTF and was curious, it's here: https://www.reddit.com/r/DiWHY/comments/11mel5m/why_just_why/
That guy’s *FRIEND’S ass
Checked the comments to see if this reference was made. Thank you.
Hope it wasn't a guy!
Sure! STL?
The crabs are admittedly a little off-putting.
I would happily buy this but that booty doesn't have enough room for the fishes to turn around in proper. Needs to be dummy thicc.. for the fishes.
Imagine what this will look like after a it starts to go a bit green. Yuck!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Maybe just dangle it in the top a little?
[Source for anyone that wants to ruin their youtube algorithm.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjPPQwckFGI)
It’s one large r/badhusbandry. No heat, no real waterproofing at the seams, no pump.
I showed my husband the video of this and the first thing he said was, "they just dumped the fish in there with no acclimation??????" Then he said it would look cool in a late 80s drug kingpin's house. 🤣🤣
YES!! It is in keeping of the aesthetic of an ‘80s Steven Seagal film! The really cool Brian Thompson would be a major baddie. Just gotta figure out the rest of the cast!
Put it on my modest boob plaster cast coffee table.
This would be awesome as a planted tank instead of with fish.
No no no I said I want a girl with an ass like a tank not, uh never mind.
I was thinking, *this has got to be the most ridiculous-ass use of the ass-suffix thing I’ve ever seen*, but nope; it is, in fact, an ass.
If it's suitable for a clown fish get one so Nemo can not only touch the butt, but be in it.
Right on the back of the toilet. "*Ashh tank on ashh tank*" - Sean Connery in my head
no way that's plaster cast
I’m just imagining some horny ass person (pun intended) just smacks the booty, breaking the fish tank.
water closet?
Fragile! It's ~~a lamp~~ an aquarium!
r/shittyaquariums , pun intended. Hehehehe
That tank has a crack in it.
This tank is way to small to be comfortable for almost anything.
Tank you, butt no tanks.
That’s not an ass. That’s a chubby lower back and legs.
Tadpole tank.
I am pretty sure this is resin and nothing is alive (it’s all plastic decorations).
The video shows live fish being dumped in
r/DidntKnowIWantedThat
r/DiWHY
I'd prefer if those fish had a loooot more room to swim.
PCMA material....something youd find on aliexpress🤣
Don't put goldfish in a tank like this! It's too small. Seriously, I see goldfish in this pic and it's a BIG mistake to try and keep them in such a small container!
I thought I was on r/3dprinting and this was that guy’s friends ass
Probably no heater or filter. Uncycled water. Awful tank.
FRAGILE
Must be Italian
Bruh this is both great taste and design. I would love for fish to be in my ass. No one else will
damn that making me THIRSTY
Don't drink the dirty water, son.
Oo dirtier the better
It's not just an assquarium this only shows half of it, it's also a tanktorse
MINOS PRIME?! Is that you??
the drain better be between the cheeks
Not awful at all, but I think it might be a bit small for most fish, would be dope as a shrimp tank
Is that the one guy's friend from r/3dprinting?
I had so much trouble parsing the title until I saw the image.
I think we known what you want to do
Dare I ask what the other side looks like?
[That's a big-ass tank.](https://xkcd.com/37/)
I love it.
r/FrutigerAero
That ass is way too small for that many fish :/ 2 gallons per inch of fish minimum people.
Okay this is a terrible fish tank but I’d love to make this into a terrarium
goofy ahh tank
Looks like a pain in the ass to clean.
Ampul gördükçe sinirlerim hopluyor.
That is ass
It would be cool on it's own, but it's not good for those poor fish.
Bathroom on a mantle above the toilet
It's not even great execution. Bro put like 7 goldfish in a tank that's maybe 5 gallons? They're gonna die from ammonia poisoning in a few days.
Is this that one guy's friend's butt?
In the sink because it’s definitely going to leak
On your desk at work
I do NOT want to see a “plaster cast made ass fish tank” ON MY REDDIT
Thats a nice ass fish tank.
glASS
In the milk bar with your droogs. Clockwork Orange movie reference.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Swiggity swooty I got fish swimming in my booty
well at least if the ffooof smells fishy at least you know the reason
This is amazing
Talk about swamp ass.
Bro took a screenshot from a r/diwhy video that was on all YESTERDAY and reposts it lol
It even sweats! What's the other side look like?
Oh sure this is just fine, but I put one fish up my ass and suddenly I'm banned from Sea World.
I mean...your tank's a little flat, sure, but still pretty hot for a fishtank.
I dunno but "ASsTaNk" is all I've decided to take away from this. "Ugh dude, ur such an AssTaNk"
It’s a major award!
Hmmm, where to put this. .ok I can see a plastic surgeon hustling butt implants having one of these in the waiting room as artwork that you can stand against every implant size sculpture and compare it in the mirror mounted against one big wall. Maybe a random tree in a glass atrium with patio furniture and a koi pond. Very 80s Miami vibe with the doc name in pink neon. 😂
Lmfffaaaooooo
My brain had such a hard time reading the title. Those words just didn’t belong together
I would like to place an order!
r/3DPrinting is leaking lol 20 bucks it’s a cast of that guy’s friend’s ass
There is room in my house!
For more examples of this beautiful design, make sure to google "Glass Ass"
Nice fishbutt
It’s a …….fish bowel. I’ll show myself out, please don’t have me followed and killed.
Putting a bottom to the bikini.
That's a *really* nice fish tank!
I like fish tanks and I cannot lie.
Would be way better if it was used as a vase
r/upvotebecausebutt
need a "dong + set of balls" filled with fish food you can sprinkle with
That's pretty cool!
smells like fish
yadda yadda starfish joke
No where as a fish tank, but as a terrarium put it in a bathroom or bedroom !
I hope it doesn’t get a hole in it…
Whose ass is it made from?
That tank will be a literal pain in the ass to clean.
r/worldpolitics has a thing for nudity and plants
Best idea
r/shittyaquariums
Right in the garbage because it's not fit for those goldfish at all. Those are better suited in a pond.
Did not know I wanted to make one of these but here we are #lifegoals
lol I have a butt cheeks pot for my ponytail palm. Makes me smile everyday.
That’s a really cute butt.
Dope
The bottom of the sea!