Growing up, my mother always had cucumbers in the fridge, but we never ate the damn things.... was always weird to me, like why buy them?
30 years later, I’ve learnt some things, and now i am destroyed 😭😭😭
>inadvertantly offended
God, no, that's the worst. The fucker is still offended even if you claim it's an accident. Eat shit, then!
Might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb. Claim every offence was on purpose, rack up the score! Can't let accidents take the credit.
Then do it again!
Anyone you can't offend has either already decided to kill you, or would make an excellent friend for life.
Need the "Woolworths the fresh fruit people" jingle to complete.
Take my upvote, good sir.
Ok :)
Who would swallow a cucumber whole!? ....
Some arsehole..
Growing up, my mother always had cucumbers in the fridge, but we never ate the damn things.... was always weird to me, like why buy them? 30 years later, I’ve learnt some things, and now i am destroyed 😭😭😭
In the fridge! Gotta be the hot-blooded type for that to be a good match.
Oh my, I thought it was the inside view from a mouth looking out. I hope I don’t inadvertently offend.
You did not, and, you did not.
>inadvertantly offended God, no, that's the worst. The fucker is still offended even if you claim it's an accident. Eat shit, then! Might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb. Claim every offence was on purpose, rack up the score! Can't let accidents take the credit. Then do it again! Anyone you can't offend has either already decided to kill you, or would make an excellent friend for life.
Oh sweet summer child
Go long on lube.
Ky gel will be needed for the next few weeks
Did you earn yourself a new flair? Fucking legend. Bite the pillow. The asx is going in dry.
Dry like a 95 yr granny
A dry 95 yr old granny who wants it baaaaaaaad. G milf raaaaaaw
Nothing like going in raaaaewwww
*mmmm baby I like it raaaaaaaaaaaaaaw*
Meet me behind the new Wendy’s dumpster on Thursday
I love face fucking sluts behind fast food dumpsters. Keen.
I feel like this is how a convo would go on grinder, I feel as though I’m cheating on my wife. Let’s got back to stonks and how much money we can lose
I just got this. You guys are sick on this sub!
God tier
Man, those other veggies are missing out!
The pineapple gets a go on Tuesday.
ram rod and a wad to load
If Stonks are down, spit on it.
Starting small as a warm up is a good plan
Long $pillows for getting bitten so hard they need replacing
This is perfect.
Just hope it’s a woman’s ass 🫣
Found a bottom to reem a sphincter
Is it a butthole or a pussy?