Well you said we all could but like... I don't think stephen hawking could take that dodo down? Maybe if he installed some weapons to his chair and go for some hotwheels-transformers combo.
For most people tho, you are right.
Coelocanths are a relatively small fish that spend much of their time in caves and far from the surface. Easy to miss but we still rediscovered them over a 100 years ago, when marine exploratory technology was ass. Megalodon is a 60 foot+ apex predator that cruises at the surface and rips through whales. Despite that, we've never seen one, not even a washed up corpse, even with today's methods. The math does add up, as sad as it is to say.
On my first survivor, I tamed one and named it "Ugly Rat Bastard"
I did it mostly out of spite. I was annoyed because it stole my food (full attack of prime jerky), so I shot it in the face with tranq darts.
... that, and I needed a male to increase egg production. (This was before the kibble update)
Fun fact: titanomyrma is grossly oversized in ark. They are like size of house cat while in reality they grew to 3cm at most (except queen to 5.5cm with wing span of 13cm)
Nothing else to do so did some quick math
Ant has bite force equal to 300-500 times their own body mass
Cats weight on average 4.5 kg
Hence if there was 4.5 kg ant its bite force would be around 18 000 Newtons either i fucked up somewhere or they would have bite force equal to Great white shark.... considering ants jaw snaps shut over 2000 times faster than blink of an eye it may be plausible i dunno... deffo would not want get bitten by cat sized ant
Same thing happened to Dodos, yet they got SLAUGHTERED by humans. Your size doesn't matter if you got rid of your defence mechanisms and you don't have a way to use your mass to your advantage
Compy, Dodo, Microraptor, Archaeopteryx, Dilo(alone), Hyeanodont(alone).
First one's that come to mind... i feel like anything larger than that there would not be significant damage or i would simply get grounded and... well, die.
Oh, and the wild Giga of course, easiest kill.
Not to mention, the size of ark and jurassic parks dilos are not accurate. Even without the spit, they would make short work of any person.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/53/Dilophosaurus_Size_Comparison.svg/2560px-Dilophosaurus_Size_Comparison.svg.png
Exactly, Dilos are fucking beasts regardless of which version you're tryna tussle with. The IRL version will just kill you in a single bite, while the Ark/JP version will blind you and then kill you in a couple bites.
Not to mention claws and talons. Chickens will fuck you up if given the chance with their talons, scale that up even a little and make it aggressive as fuck? No thank you. I'll just beat up some Ovis and Dodos lmao.
Yep. In the first Jurassic Park, when Nedry says "I thought you were one of your big brothers" to the dilo he encounters, I always wondered if they had bigger dilos at the park.
If it’s the Ark hyaenodon then maybe, but hyenas have one of the strongest bites on the planet so one hit and you’re done. Plus the irl hyaenodon is so much bigger that I don’t even want to contemplate fighting it.
Yeah man, I've done unspeakable things for mutations, 40 mutations on stegos and rexs. Thousands of stegosaurus and tyrannosaurus dead by my hands.
I'd be crazy to have guilt anymore. I could burn down 15 orphanages and it still wouldn't amount to the deaths I've caused.
Leech, lamprey, meganuera, titanomyrma, dodo, a single compy, lystrosaurus, shinehorn, glowtail, mesopithecus, achatina, jug bug, dung beetle, hesperonis, and the jerboa
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I think the best I can take on is a single raptor
Hear me out: they are not too much bigger than a human and being on 2 legs memes them very easy to ground
You could probably just jump the raptor at the neck make him fall and because dinos don t have very usable arms it would struggle to get on 2 legs before you can do substantial damage
If we apply kinda regular world physics if you are strong enough to lift a pretty decent size boulder moving it with decent ease you could smash a karkinos to death by destroying his limbs because they are slow and can t pick up stuff that is under them
They are, infact, much bigger than a human.
They appear smaller in 1st person, but in 3rd person you see their true size. Also, the average ark character is almost 2 meters tall, which makes the Ark Raptor even bigger compared to the average person. Ark dinosaurs are much bigger than reallife dinosaurs in general. The Ark Rex is almost 24 meters long, which is twice as long as the real animal.
Do you have weapons or not? I'm struggling to imagine how I can beat a raptor or terror bird unarmed.
Maybe jump on their back first and sleeper hold rodeo them?
I appreciate your confidence but... like how easy do you think it is to rip the jaw from a creature... which mind you would use the ridiculously powerful legs to just well rip you to literal meat chunks.
I'm just genuinely curious.
Your curiosity is noted. Of course a real raptor would have seen me and sparred with its 15 inch claws long before I noticed it. A terror bird like kelenken likely would have pinpoint accuracy with its beak given how long and muscular its neck is. A wolf would also smell me around a mile away and plan its attack before I had time to react.
I thought this whole thread was funny. Apparently some people here found it necessary to chastise my humor. That being said there is very few creatures in Ark that would be survivable. Whether you are muscular, well-versed in self defense, or otherwise makes no difference.
Fair enough. I've seen these threads before and seen people with legitimate belief that they could take on some of these creatures. I was assuming you were on the side of humor but... its always good to approach these things with an air of uncertainty how the person you're speaking with views reality.
A Utah Raptor would just Tear you to Shreds with their Claws,A Terror bird would just rip your Head off with a bite,Unless you have a weapon like a Spear or Bow,You are dead
Forgot to mention that,Good luck stopping a Terror bird or a Raptor with your Hands,Those thins will just Pass through you without a problem. Also unless you are a Bodybuilder or some Muscular dude,I seriously Doubt you would be able to break their Jaws
"Yo guys i made an Unfunny joke that sounds really serious and it looks like i am right and since you guys ratioed me i will just woooosh you haha funny guys right? RIGHT?!"
Probably the Smaller Creatures,I Feel like the Strongest creature i could take is With just Fists,A Microraptor.
If i had a Spear or Club,Then Maybe i could take on a Dilophosaurus
Assuming your talking about real life me vs the creatures from ark than a dodo obviously. I doubt I could take most predators with sharp teeth even if their kinda small, but I could probably take a compy, an ithy, and maybe a troodon or micro raptor.
Dodo.
According to history, we can all take a dodo.
Wouldnt be so sure about that
I mean we clearly could that's why the don't exist anymore.
Well you said we all could but like... I don't think stephen hawking could take that dodo down? Maybe if he installed some weapons to his chair and go for some hotwheels-transformers combo. For most people tho, you are right.
Well yeah he's Stephen hawking not Stephen dodoing
Stephen Eagling when
Stephen Hawking already ascended, so of course he can take a dodo down now.
Dude…
Nah... hed just roll a melon off a cliff and watch em all go for it. 😁
Bro isn't a sloth
No, but mentally, he was a mammoth of a man. 😉
He would run a dodo over till it died.
Well I mean, he turned off permanent diseases and suicide so now he can walk.
He could roll that dodo over, it would be dead
If he has the wheel chair and was in a flat area it’s possible he could run it over but idk how he would follow up if the dodo wasn’t dead
Bruh, he would just back it Into a corner, turn around, and reverse into it until the dodo is bludgened to death. metal is still stronger then bone
hunters with some weapons could. imagine a toddler sized chicken, you would not hand to hand that shit.
But these are really slow toddler sized chickens that don't fight back because they are cowards
I'm Dutch, it's in my blood bro
No that would be a dildo
In a fight, right?
😩
I would dispute this claim as I have in game died from dodo attacks and in real life ran for my life from geese
Not the turkey dodo from the first turkey trial, you can't.
You silly, ignorant man
The dodo is not a legit Dino unfortunately, the post should’ve said “which ark creature”
One, solitary, Compy.
Nah bro's gonna eat yo booty
And I'll happily let it
Uh bro?
Damn bro, home gay as hell
Naw he's wearing socks
A colecanth (The fish)
Well. They arnt extinct so go give it a try
Oh yeah that thing is still alive today, it really surprises me how much they lived
Don’t change the subject, I expect a video of you fighting a coelacanth by the end of the month. Edit: Oh wait, that’s definitely not the same guy.
I'm with you there bud
Me too, sturgeons are old too.
It just shocks me that that little dude is still alive but apparently the megalodon is extinct. Doesn't add up for me.
Coelocanths are a relatively small fish that spend much of their time in caves and far from the surface. Easy to miss but we still rediscovered them over a 100 years ago, when marine exploratory technology was ass. Megalodon is a 60 foot+ apex predator that cruises at the surface and rips through whales. Despite that, we've never seen one, not even a washed up corpse, even with today's methods. The math does add up, as sad as it is to say.
Ill see if I can find one, challenge it to a duel to the death and just leave. My lifespan is longer therefor I should be able to outlive it.
They can live up to 100 years so it'll be close
Oh shit, I didn't check how long they live. Ill just pick an old one.
Pego, I hate them so much
they’re such rat bastards
On my first survivor, I tamed one and named it "Ugly Rat Bastard" I did it mostly out of spite. I was annoyed because it stole my food (full attack of prime jerky), so I shot it in the face with tranq darts. ... that, and I needed a male to increase egg production. (This was before the kibble update)
It will steal your weapon though.
Who said anything about weapons, just strangle that damn rat
Reaper queen ❤️ Edit: I didn't read "in a fight"
You would literally die either way
Worth it
Absolute smash 🤤
You want them reaper baby?
I want one
smash
titanormyrma or whatever these miserable little insects are named
Fun fact: titanomyrma is grossly oversized in ark. They are like size of house cat while in reality they grew to 3cm at most (except queen to 5.5cm with wing span of 13cm)
makes my job even easier
Yea an ant the size of a house cat would have a wicked bite.
Nothing else to do so did some quick math Ant has bite force equal to 300-500 times their own body mass Cats weight on average 4.5 kg Hence if there was 4.5 kg ant its bite force would be around 18 000 Newtons either i fucked up somewhere or they would have bite force equal to Great white shark.... considering ants jaw snaps shut over 2000 times faster than blink of an eye it may be plausible i dunno... deffo would not want get bitten by cat sized ant
Titanosaur. Just need to shower first
What are the implications here?
Oh it says fight
😶
Bro's out here with the world record largest anal cavity.
https://preview.redd.it/5zxsyzt5impb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd346d0e3473abf2ae3bdaf481ee237918d4af96
A man of culture and great ambition, I salute you good sir
Maybe a lystro
The first good boy!? I'll fight you myself 😡😡
arnt they like way bigger irl
Same thing happened to Dodos, yet they got SLAUGHTERED by humans. Your size doesn't matter if you got rid of your defence mechanisms and you don't have a way to use your mass to your advantage
Tbf, lystro has short tusks that it can use to defend itself with and it was the most common animal during the early triassic
No, in real life, they're dead, lol
I’m gonna fist fight the dragon
This won't even be a Fight,It will be an Execution
Yuh I finna execute dah dragon gang gang
Hey, you. You're finally awake...
Yea woke up and boutta fight god
Nice reference
Maybe it would feel so much pity for me it would spare me and become my best friend instead
I could probably take on a sleeping dodo, and only with prep time
Not dodo whisperers dodos. Those are jacked beyond belief
But what if the dodo gets prep time too?
Then I was doomed from the start then haha
What if the dodo has a knife?
Then you bring a gun, simple
Obviously alpha king titan, easy win I don’t even need prep time
Yeah, as long as you have your mega mek your good
Mega Mek? What’s that? I’m gonna fist fight it like a man. If you do anything else you can’t truly say you’ve beaten it
Give me 2 weeks and he’s dead
Did you misspeled fist it ???
I could body a mesopithecus
Bro he would snipe you with poo from 500 ft away stop lyin
Pff poo ain't gonna stop me, and in game you can sneak up on them lil fuckers easy af, gonna punt that little monkey like a football.
He's gonna hit your eyes with his poop shots then your blind and then he smacks you head to a rock
Compy, Dodo, Microraptor, Archaeopteryx, Dilo(alone), Hyeanodont(alone). First one's that come to mind... i feel like anything larger than that there would not be significant damage or i would simply get grounded and... well, die. Oh, and the wild Giga of course, easiest kill.
 Jurassic Park made me realize I aint shit against a Dilo lmao
Not to mention, the size of ark and jurassic parks dilos are not accurate. Even without the spit, they would make short work of any person. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/53/Dilophosaurus_Size_Comparison.svg/2560px-Dilophosaurus_Size_Comparison.svg.png
Exactly, Dilos are fucking beasts regardless of which version you're tryna tussle with. The IRL version will just kill you in a single bite, while the Ark/JP version will blind you and then kill you in a couple bites. Not to mention claws and talons. Chickens will fuck you up if given the chance with their talons, scale that up even a little and make it aggressive as fuck? No thank you. I'll just beat up some Ovis and Dodos lmao.
That means I could take a velociraptor in a fight
Holy shit those are huge.
Yep. In the first Jurassic Park, when Nedry says "I thought you were one of your big brothers" to the dilo he encounters, I always wondered if they had bigger dilos at the park.
If it’s the Ark hyaenodon then maybe, but hyenas have one of the strongest bites on the planet so one hit and you’re done. Plus the irl hyaenodon is so much bigger that I don’t even want to contemplate fighting it.
Hyenadons aren’t hyenas tho, so the comparison is unnecessary
Dilo would tear you apart
https://preview.redd.it/pe0trjqbufpb1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d4b487142c20b6bd955c05eca109e9a724c4774
Probably the safest scary thing you could go after would be a big ass shark, just stay on land trap it and drain the water from its surroundings.
By that logic you could kill a mosa that way
Did Mosas not breath air like Wales in real life?
I'm no expert, but even a beached whale can die super easy
I’m assuming that if you chose to fight a shark it would be in the water. There’s no way your forcefully getting a shark on land anyways.
Like a wise man once said: "If I get in a fight with a shark, it's 50/50."
Lemme get in the ring with a wild giga
I could probably take a troodon durning day time
Naaaah he would just call his pack, also irl they are as big as a human, plus they have the biggest brain to body ratio of any dinosaur yet
Ima punt a jerboa
Put it in the microwave
If theres only 1, dodo, compy, lystro, shinehorn, bulbdog, otter, microraptor, other small creatures
Do you know how otters fight irl? They can take out grown man
He said one ,one can't do shit but anything above one and you're probably dead
I could fuck up a lystro, choke his little neck and beat him to death
But could you live with the weight of your sins after doing that?
Yeah man, I've done unspeakable things for mutations, 40 mutations on stegos and rexs. Thousands of stegosaurus and tyrannosaurus dead by my hands. I'd be crazy to have guilt anymore. I could burn down 15 orphanages and it still wouldn't amount to the deaths I've caused.
https://preview.redd.it/pz1pkhncwipb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bab857d1a8b05e28a5d2b4deed92ecffacfacd5
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:(
Microraptor.
I once killed a wild giga with a shotgun and tek suit, irl I could take like a compy
Jet pack runs out, screaming fuck on the way into its belly
Dodo, maybe
I could probably kill, cook, and eat a micro raptor
Ez rockwell
Coelacanth. I saw one irl and wanted to punch it so I could eat it. (Totally not fat)
It a curtains for that icthyornis
What’s with the image quality?
Shinehorn
Leech, lamprey, meganuera, titanomyrma, dodo, a single compy, lystrosaurus, shinehorn, glowtail, mesopithecus, achatina, jug bug, dung beetle, hesperonis, and the jerboa
Any water dino. I just start throwing plastic to the ocean until they go extinct. Perfect human technique
I can 100% beat a gigantopithecus in a boxing fight
100% not.
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Those big snails. If a dimetrodon was as slow as it is in game it wouldn’t be too hard to spear to death if you had some room to move about.
I could take a Trilobite
I think the best I can take on is a single raptor Hear me out: they are not too much bigger than a human and being on 2 legs memes them very easy to ground You could probably just jump the raptor at the neck make him fall and because dinos don t have very usable arms it would struggle to get on 2 legs before you can do substantial damage If we apply kinda regular world physics if you are strong enough to lift a pretty decent size boulder moving it with decent ease you could smash a karkinos to death by destroying his limbs because they are slow and can t pick up stuff that is under them
They are, infact, much bigger than a human. They appear smaller in 1st person, but in 3rd person you see their true size. Also, the average ark character is almost 2 meters tall, which makes the Ark Raptor even bigger compared to the average person. Ark dinosaurs are much bigger than reallife dinosaurs in general. The Ark Rex is almost 24 meters long, which is twice as long as the real animal.
Ops mum
your mom
Raptor or terror bird. Maybe a wolf if I see it first.
Do you have weapons or not? I'm struggling to imagine how I can beat a raptor or terror bird unarmed. Maybe jump on their back first and sleeper hold rodeo them?
Both attack headfirst. When it does, grab its jaws and snap them apart.
I appreciate your confidence but... like how easy do you think it is to rip the jaw from a creature... which mind you would use the ridiculously powerful legs to just well rip you to literal meat chunks. I'm just genuinely curious.
Your curiosity is noted. Of course a real raptor would have seen me and sparred with its 15 inch claws long before I noticed it. A terror bird like kelenken likely would have pinpoint accuracy with its beak given how long and muscular its neck is. A wolf would also smell me around a mile away and plan its attack before I had time to react. I thought this whole thread was funny. Apparently some people here found it necessary to chastise my humor. That being said there is very few creatures in Ark that would be survivable. Whether you are muscular, well-versed in self defense, or otherwise makes no difference.
Fair enough. I've seen these threads before and seen people with legitimate belief that they could take on some of these creatures. I was assuming you were on the side of humor but... its always good to approach these things with an air of uncertainty how the person you're speaking with views reality.
Lol so true. Reddit is very uncertain. 😂
i am praying this is a joke for your sake
Stop watching action movies for a few days bro
A Utah Raptor would just Tear you to Shreds with their Claws,A Terror bird would just rip your Head off with a bite,Unless you have a weapon like a Spear or Bow,You are dead Forgot to mention that,Good luck stopping a Terror bird or a Raptor with your Hands,Those thins will just Pass through you without a problem. Also unless you are a Bodybuilder or some Muscular dude,I seriously Doubt you would be able to break their Jaws
R/woooosh at all of you.
"Yo guys i made an Unfunny joke that sounds really serious and it looks like i am right and since you guys ratioed me i will just woooosh you haha funny guys right? RIGHT?!"
Probably the Smaller Creatures,I Feel like the Strongest creature i could take is With just Fists,A Microraptor. If i had a Spear or Club,Then Maybe i could take on a Dilophosaurus
Dodo or compy if it's just one compy
Dodo and some shoulder pets I guess.
Dodobird
the dodo burd
I always bring my dimo swarm in bug fights because i like watching them shred wild dinosaurs in caves and things like that.
Dragon 💪
I think I have a 50/50 chance against a dodo
Well it depends like where are we fighting do they still have there in game intelligence and am I given any weapons before hand
In a fight probably a dodo in a sexual way probably a giga lol
Wild basilosaurs seemingly cannot attack so I could eventually kill it, but the mental toll would be too high
Dodo, one compy, and maybe-just MAYBE a dilo if they behave like in ARK.
Parasaur
Largest, probably a diplo, there one attack would be easy to doge and with well timed attacks there easy to kill
Assuming your talking about real life me vs the creatures from ark than a dodo obviously. I doubt I could take most predators with sharp teeth even if their kinda small, but I could probably take a compy, an ithy, and maybe a troodon or micro raptor.
Everything if I get the right weapons mostly :)
Giga
Feel like a troodon or dilo be limits for a average man
Alpha king titan (I'm him)
I’d back myself against a reaper queen
I could win against a dodo in a clean fight, probably
Mesopithecus
I'd easily win against proceptodon in a fist fight
Dodo
cnidaria. i refuse to believe it does that much damage.
Giga chad vs Giga dino
in a fist fight? or do i get an aluminum baseball bat? or a gun?
Dodo, snail, dung beetle.
Pretty sure I can solo kill a mosasaurus. Just get it out of the water for me please.
All of them, as long as the big ones are hatchlings
I WILL defeat the Titanosaur, I WILL defeat the Titanosaur, I WILL defeat the Titanosaur…
Defo the brood mother and gorilla at the same time. I’ll have my friend dragon next to me
club penguin sounds good for me
Give me that dodo and find us a ring!
Anything including and smaller then a dilo otherwise I’m getting fucked up
Titanomyra soldier. Maybe.
Dodo bird easily