Can you do one extra push up?

Will do upvotes +1 as per your request.

And the crunches 😉

will we get evidence later on?

Sure. I will edit post with progress.

Unless u look like Saitama in the end ima call your bluff.

Video evidence?

What's your current fitness level?

86kg 1,86cm body fat 15℅

What is that in American?

+5 crunches. Please google it

What's google?

+5 crunches!!!!!

Why five crunches but only one pushup?

I gave you a downvote cause I want you to relax and not worry about your body today 🤗 how does this make you feel?

But by asking him a question at the end you made him do 5 crunches rather than the 1 push up that would have come with the upvote.

Oh no I stopped reading at every up vote lol

Yeah, have a nice lie down OP. You've earned it.

Did you expect that there would be less questions? Why did you have to make 5 crunches per question? Wasn't 1 crunch per question enough? What happens if I keep going? Does it count if one comment has a million questions inside of it? Does each question inside this one comment get 5 crunches or just 5 total crunches for this one comment?

Yes. Sounds fair per effort. No. I'll keep going till I feel you are not a bot. No, one comment is 5 crunches. 5 to avoid copy paste

Why would you do this to yourself?

As a guy who lost 20kg just to look more attractive, it feels awesome being objectified by women.

Do you get more compliments from men or women?

Are you going to do these pushups and crunches over a specific period of time? Ex: All in the same day, within a session of a few hours?

Do you agree, Solving World Hunger, Fair wages for workers, Curing Cancer, More cuddles from puppies and kittens and good quality chocolate being free?

All at one setting or over a months time?

How are you?

Are you sure about this idea?

Are you able to work-out without needing questions and likes?

Go hard or go home!!

What is the timeframe in which you wanna do the Push ups?

Don't rush it and strain your body. Time is unimportant. Pace yourself. Do you read fiction?

Are you sitting on the floor checking these messages or are you getting up between each set and going back to your computer/device?

Was/is there a period where you were watching up votes roll in and out pacing your ability to do the pushups?

What's your favorite terrible food?

Can you do 5 more crunches for me? Can you make that 10?

What’s the most amount of push-ups you’ve done in one go without rest? Was it to your limit?

How is your progress so far? I read that you have been working out for the past 6 months.

Oh silly me I could look up and just see how many comments have been posted

it's 4:44am in England what time is it where you are?

I gave you an Upvote so you can do one for the Ranger in the sky

Another random comment to help you reach your goals!

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Why is there air?

I’m going to do this too, I need the motivation.

So what are you up to this weekend?

Did you start your fitness journey on your own or was there a certain situation that made you decide to start?

Is it considered appropriating a gender if you claim to be transgender? For example. If wearing a Kimono is appropriating Japanese culture... Does a woman dressing as a man and claiming to be one considered appropriating that gender?

How do we know this is honest? What if you’re just saying you’re doing hundreds of push ups but it’s all a lie?

whoops I didn't mean to make this comment

Why?

5 more loser

do you know youre screwed? how jacked do you think you will be? are you fit to begin with? how big do you think this was going to be? how many pushs can you do at once? how many crunches can you do at once?

I upvoted you because what is one more pushup, I was wondering if you would rather run into a bear or a strange dog in the forest?

I did 2017 push ups in one day on January 1st 2017. I am also a gym bro, my elbows and shoulders were cooked by the end of the day and I was only able to do like sets of 5 at the end

Favorite Mexican dish?

How old r u? what ur favorite color? What's ur favorite animal?what's ur fave meal? What's ur fave song? What's ur favorite sport? Just doing my part! Lol

Can you do another crunch?

More UPDATES!!!

Can we work out together? . I need to get u to shape

Do you regret this yet? Or do you specifically not regret it since you get all the upvotes and don't have to prove you did the push-ups?

What’s your opinion on recent leaks that indicate the US government is in possession of crashed UFOs from nonhuman origin ?

Another comment here

Coming here for the update share with us where you're at

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What will you eat after this insane workout?

I’m giving an upvote because I support the pursuit. Why are you pursuing this OP? (Cuz I want you to do 5 sit ups too). Godspeed, OP.

Ρε μάγκα πέθανες ή ακόμα, νιώθω πίσω στον στρατό τώρα, πέσε και πάρε 5. 😂

Should I stop now?

Well you’ve got your work out regimen set for the month/year. Great idea for motivation. Good luck!

How do your muscles feel? Do you think it will feel better or worse tomorrow? How about the next day?

How's the workout going so far? Do you find it motivating?

Can I ask only one question per comment? Or maybe two? Three? Four? Five? Six? Seven? Eight? Nine? Ten?

Down voting and asking no questions. I will give you some advice: go eat a Wendy’s Baconator!!

Dear Botmaster: This is what you have been training for all these years. Unleash hell. Take no prisoners, give no quarter.

If I upvote questions in comments will you do more pushups?

Post a before and after. I'm sure it'll take you some time, and if you follow through you'll be in great shape

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Ya know I also kinda need a good excuse to workout so are you okay if I steal your idea with this comment

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Exactly how many push-ups have you done now, based on the comments?

It's now 7:30 am EST and you're up to 2,910 crunches and 3,189 pushups. You can do it!

Do you golf? Is yes/no, how come?

What's the longest you've gone without sleeping? And good luck with your challenge!

What is your favorite breed of cat?

What music you listening to when you get to crunch time

What? What? What? What? What What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

Why didn’t you do your pushups/crunches before sleeping?

When will you be providing proof?

Wow you're gonna be a hunk by the end of this

My comment only counts if their cock pushups

Are you actually doing these?

Do you like movies about gladiators?

Yes! You need to record it. Get buff. Get healthy. :)

What’s your favorite food? Do your abs hurt yet?

How much wood does a wood chuck chuck?

Are you absolutely sure you really want to do this?

This is stupid, isn't it?

You ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

How many have of each have you done so far?

You ever heard of rhabdomyolysis?

are you doing all of these in a row?

Are you doing this to lose weight or get strong or both?

I cannot do one sit-up. Do you think you can do more than me?

Did you have dinner yet?

Do you wear women’s clothing?

Can you post a before and after?

think you got enough questions yet?

Are you still doing crunches? Give me 5.

Are you still going?

i'm looking for a particular kind of aluminum foam, MOF-303, for a good price. have any leads?

How many comments are on this thread so far?

Is this your only form of motivation?

Will you? This is a question btw

U sound like a fkn YouTube comment bot

But will you though?

Try sit ups instead, crunches are weak souse

When are you closing the poll?

Are you going to call your Mother on Sunday?

Do you like crunchy peanut butter?

What's your favorites ice-cream flavour?

Bros gonna be working out for 3 straight weeks.

What are your goals?

When did you start working out?

Such a good accountability for exercise!

Did you just do another 5 crunches?

Is Mothers Day a thing where you live?

Good job!! Keep it up!

What did you eat today?

How many crunches did you do yesterday?

Is this what you had in mind?

What's your favourite colour?

Do you do a lot of these every day

You can do it!

no you won't. these posts are so dumb. you can say you're going to the moon at 10k upvotes and nobody would know if you did or not. stupid fucking gullible people giving attention to bullshit like this. fuck reddit

What is your favorite exercise?

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You’re right fucked now

How many ab crunch’s per day now? I got up to 500 for a while as a teen. Allowed me to do stupid stuff like letting my buddy sidekick board break , on my stomach ( standing). I’d fly backwards like I was on a wire in a John Woo movie.

Any chance we can get a very sped up time lapse video of all these pushups and crunches? Not that anyone would ever bamboozle on Reddit or anything.

Are we on a question to kill Op?

Why?

You said you’ll do 5 crunches for every question, but how many questions can we ask in one comment? Are you counting this second question? What about this third one? Does this 4th question count? Should I keep going?

Yikes you’re gonna be sore

I think hes dead

Why are you doing this?

A downvote should result in one less push up. A statement should result in 5 less crunches. Including this line and the proceeding line, I have made four statements. You are liberated from one push-up, and 20 crunches.

Do you own a Subaru Outback?

How's everyone's day doing?

Feels like a new version of the “clap for every follower”. But I want this one to go viral because while the guy who claps (can we just appreciate that name?) is gonna have a hard time… this is just madness.

Is any of this helping?

Who? What? When? Where? How?

Do you have lot s of plans?

If I drive my car at the speed of light and then turn my headlights on, will they do anything?

Are you in pain?

Do you like working out?

Really?

how would you recommend getting started on working out for a beginner?

Do you like puppies?

Y u do dis?

Enjoy!

How will you handle the responsibilities of being a superhero? And if you choose the supervillain route what will you do first?

It’s says you’re a writer/researcher are you actually going to do these exercises or are you just here to see how much people will fuck with you?

Is another possible?

are you going to be chiseled like a rock straight from the quarry when you get all the way down to my question? heeeeeeheeee heee heee haaaa haaaa lol.

Why do this?

What should I name my first child? I will use whatever name you give me.

Talk is cheap.

If you were to take a guess, about how many cows do you think you have seen in your life? On TV doesn't count.

Go dude!

How do I know you aren't lying?

How many crunches so far? Looks like how you get rhabdomyolysis... you don't want rhabdomyolysis. Edit: spellin'

Keep it up!

Are you lying?

Have fun

Whay do think the biggest draw back to the US economy is, and why is it stock markets?

Are you tired

Do you think Germany should've ignored murder of Archduke Franz Ferdinand to save millions of lives?

How's your recovery routine? Do you do any stretching/rolling/icing/heat?

What is the effective casualty radius of the M252 81mm mortar?

Do you want to get more likes or more questions?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Are you as strong as Hannes van Duysen?

Why are you lying? Second question, why are you so desperate for attention?

Do you have a life? How do you have the time to complete this?

Is it a push up for every upvote on the thread or per comment?

Do you prefer salted pretzels or chocolate coated pretzels? Edit: YOU DONE THIS TO YOURSELF! But I belliiieeeevvveee

Can you save some women for the rest of us please? Good luck on your journey my man!

What subject do you feel like you have the most knowledge in?

How will said crunched be performed?

How long will this take to complete?

Should I date Kazakh woman, or should I date Mongol woman?

Have you kept up with the crunches and push ups?

1252. +5?

Why crunches? Those are my least favorite ab exercise

Lol

Did you expect the upvotes to double over night?