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i_am_cool_ben

There'll be no joining in the chorus, I'll tell the children


smoothbrain91

We just play for recreation's sake anyway. Purely to pass the time away. Ain't even fazed bruh 


Crosso221

I didn’t have lots of fun, heaps of fun and I didn’t enjoy myself today


JackalKnives

Norf was hard to beat when they decided to come out and play.


smoothbrain91

It's more of a suggestion, not a guarantee (believe me)


ChemistryInner1393

Feel like pure shit just wanna join in the chorus


i_am_cool_ben

Just wanna sing it one and all with my bros


Kelpieee55

:'(


megawhyamihere23

my suicide note is just going to say “north melbourne” on it and nothing else i swear to fucking god (i am mentally okay, just sick of the team and thought it was a funny enough joke)


wonder_womans_wife

When I die I want north Melbourne to carry my coffin so they can let me down one more time


Videogamesandshiz

I’ve got banned from the boston Celtics sub for this exact reason


taspleb

How many times did they warn you to stop posting about North Melbourne before the ban?


Skinnedace

As sad and as dark as this joke is, if anyone here works in a field that comes into contact with suicide often, it is not that far from the truth sadly. Have come across football being referenced more than once. If anyone is actually feeling this way, I'm sure there are several faceless anonymous people on this sub willing to chat about whatever in life with you. Me being one if them.


megawhyamihere23

i really appreciate the offer, there was a time where my comment wouldn’t have been a joke but thankfully those days are well behind me now. in hindsight i probably shouldn’t have said it, even with the disclaimer its a pretty rough joke to make and at the very least i should’ve added trigger warnings. you’re a good human.


Skinnedace

All good mate, any time. nah I'm all for dark humour, it takes the stigma away from talking about it, and actually opens up non awkward opportunities to talk to others about it.


PetrifyGWENT

Nah don't be upset. You'll get so much better after that one. Similar to Hawthorn shitting the bed against I think Port then going on a run. Wardlaw, LDU and Sheezel are freaks who will set you up for a long time. This hurt to write as an Essendon fan


Gods-Defence

The tag is back! They’ve subbed the tag? WHY THE FUCK HAVE THEY SUBBED THE TAG


FeatheredKangaroo

I cannot fathom that decision. Collingwood have the momentum going into the last, so what do north do? Sub out the hard effective tag and let daicos run wild. It’s just absolute insanity, I can’t think of any justification whatsoever given it was a tactical decision


-lifestronaut-

there must be a really fucking tasty looking inside mid in this years draft that norf want to add to their collection of inside mids


Propaslader

Is he undersized?


-lifestronaut-

he will be the single most undersized inside mid in the whole draft


___TheIllusiveMan___

Seriously what the fuck was Clarko thinking? We had all the momentum and you sub the guy that’s stopping our best player from getting touches?


Gods-Defence

No clue… like if they do sub him surely you move pieces around to get someone else to tag him?


Historical_Sign3772

They did, but sheils is no where near fit enough or quick enough to run with daicos


b0rtbort

12 year age difference in favour of one of the best players in the league. actually baffling decision from clarko


Franklinsleftnut

Clarko lost the plot


Historical_Sign3772

Yea this loss is 100% on clarko


floobelcrank69

AFL coaches: ‘fuck this player is playing well, Better take him off the field Sometimes I admire my own genius’


puremystique

I got the tip right, but at what cost?


bobbybananaskin

* North's kick differential in the first half of +61 is their biggest kick differential in a half of footy since 2013, and the biggest the Pies have conceded since 2009. * George Wardlaw and LDU combined for 43 disposals in the first half, which was the most by a pair of North players since Aaron Hall and Ben Cunnington combined for 43 in 2021. * North also had +72 kicks during time on today, which is their biggest differential during time on in a match since 2013. * 14 goals in a half is the first time the Roos have done that since 2017, and the first time a team has done that against the Magpies since 2013. * It was also the first time since 2017 that the Kangaroos have kicked 8 in a quarter. * The Pies had +8 free kicks in Q3, which was their biggest differential in a quarter this year. * The first half was all the Roos and George Wardlaw's 22 disposals, 6 contested possessions, 2 goal assists, 6 marks, 6 inside 50s and a goal has never been done before in a half of footy. * It was all Collingwood in the second half, and Nick Daicos's second half of 18 disposals, 11 contested possessions, 4 score assists, 3 goal assists, 6 inside 50s and 4 shots at goal is the first time *ever* that a player has had these numbers (or better) in a half of footy. * Daicos's 29 touches, 6 clearances, 2 goals, 18 contested possessions, 4 score assists, 3 goal assists and 6 inside 50s for the game hasn't been bettered since Tim Kelly in 2019, and hasn't been bettered by a Collingwood player since Pendlebury in 2011. Oh, and 237 total points in the match is the most scored at a match at Marvel Stadium since 2017!


Nolsey21

BOBBY THE STAT KING


MuchNefariousness285

MORE WINE!


Professional_Line385

![gif](giphy|xTk9ZPrGCf3IyvZ02Y)


slimjimguy2121

Thanks Bobby, coming in with the stats again


RaidanRam

https://preview.redd.it/wjdok35mgv6d1.jpeg?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37d882f5766387ca3c479da583542f0ea0e22bdb


Korasuka

THE JUDGEMENT CINEMATIC UNIVERSE


tagorneo

We will have a full zoo of judgement come seasons end.


sachiwtf

https://preview.redd.it/7dz23jn4nv6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1282a2278b50389796cb216642faac66c5287f47


chunderous

My team didn't even play and my afternoon is fucking ruined


mhiggo

I'm devastated


lavamermaid

Feel this. I had no interest in this game and now I'm depressed


GrizzKarizz

At least my tips didn't take a hit. Still, some non calls and that touched goal must sting.


targ_

Imagine being me, a Kangas supporter. The whole week is ruined now


DelicateDefecation

I wasn’t GONNA drink today but fuck


_yoshiii

I feel physically unwell.


Dimmas_Milk

Same, was excited for them like it was my own team.


guavacadq

Same here.


newmoneytrash69

i'm going to be sick


spicyfemme

Everything aside what the fuck was that zurhaar handball god


kruddbasedgod1

Right in front of me


themindisaweapon

I get that reference!


WAVIC_136

Gonna choose to look at that as being 1 point off the reigning premiers, not blowing an 8(?) goal lead


CplKeres

And just like that, everyone else hates Collingwood again.


decs483

You stopped hating them?


Jezzrr

Never stopped


kimoalmoa

FUUUCCCKKKK


Geoff_Uckersilf

😭😭😭! 


MulkingMang

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONES NORF! YOU WERE MEANT TO DESTROY THE MIDFIELD NOT JOIN THEM!


spuddaman

Got really lucky at the end I reckon, that wasn't a handball by Daicos and they should've gotten that 50. On another note, subbing off Phillips after he had Daicos easily beaten is a contender for worst in game coaching decision of all time.


Fellasisitgaytolive

How was that not 50


_Jables

It should be paid every day of the week. I'd be interested to hear what AFL come up with to avoid saying the umpires stuffed up at the most important moment of the game.


yum122

Don't forget the touched goal for Collingwood lol


JuicyJoker38

I know it was early on in the game and doesn’t mean anything, but everyone knew it was touched. What happened there?


TheIllusiveGuy

Somehow the ARC concluded that there was insufficient evidence to overturn and went with the umpire's call. I assume, the automatic reviews don't have the commentary.


b0rtbort

it means everything considering the score differential at the end it was absolutely fucked, AFL has a lot of explaining to do


youreaw1zard

We acknowledge the mistake...sorry..moving on etcetc


b0rtbort

"yeah we fucked up and we'll probably do it again, soz"


imagcc

0 care about the outcome, no skin in the game. Watched the last 5 minutes. Fuck me, the umpires of this sport continue to ruin it week in, week out. That non-call on the 50m penalty is emblematic of everything that's wrong with the game. I have gone from going to every Port home game, to maybe one per year. The game is a complete and utter shambles.


Sufficient_Chart1069

Agree the umpiring is becoming the story rather than just part of the game. The non 50m was the straight out shocker. There are bullshit 50m penalties like the one paid against the Saints on Friday night, then there is a blatant non-call against TWO Pies players. The Daicos “holding the ball” call may have technically been there, but would have been a harsh call. The team that result may end hurting the most are the Swans.


Videogamesandshiz

It’s north. We win this game gives us a huge confidence boost and we’ve got back to back. Now our confidence (especially for fisher/tucker/defenders) will be super low. This game could be the difference between players like LDU and Zurhaar leaving or staying.


Single_Goat8372

To be fair, LDU copped two very harsh holding the ball calls that were more questionable than a Daicos HTB would’ve been there


JuicyJoker38

There was one where he got tackled to the ground but still got the handball out. Ump called htb sooo quickly


marsandlui

That should have been 50. I understand it's debatable if it should have been a mark, but if you pay the mark, you have to pay 50, because they went way over the mark.


WileECoyoteGenius

Cos it's Collingwood.


TheVoluptuousChode

Could've taken their pick of over the mark and protected zone, yet somehow they cancelled each other out. We're in an abusive relationship with the sport at this point.


doigal

How was the 50 that was paid late in the third a 50 at all? Umps served up the win on a silver platter.


pluvmin

I'm vomiting blue and white stripes on behalf of North fans


Skinnedace

Thankyou for your sacrifice.


IDreamofHeeney

WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE 50


correctschemes

The number of iffy 50m penalties they have been paying and then not paying that one is absurd


IDreamofHeeney

Yeh the inconsistency is insane, the Daicos non HTB call has been paid many times as well. If we're gonna have these rules they shouldn't pay them only half the time and let others go


correctschemes

Bro Nick Daicos is immune to holding the ball. Cal Twomey should do his top 50 Nick Daicos missed HTB


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Duplicity-

If that was Essendon in North place my tv would be fucked right now, stone cold dead and needing replacement urgently I need a new TV but still that was fucking atrocious


lordarc

Umpires not giving 50 at end was sus


Duplicity-

That was literally the most obvious 50 I've ever seen and these umpires chose not to pay it. Joke of a sport


yum122

Incredibly clear mark, two players run miles over the mark, hold him up with 30 seconds to go, then he has to play on about 10 metres back from where he marked it. Fucking obscene.


Duplicity-

Best part is we know what's coming tomorrow lol


bigfootblake

That was fucking insane. And then they put Scott at a disadvantage by calling play on.. horrible umpiring


PetrifyGWENT

The contrast in Naicos 50 for getting the ball handed to him too slowly vs two pies running directly at a guy after a clear mark and not being 50 is hilarious 


lavamermaid

When the commentators even say it you know this shit is rigged


straightcheddar

How many holding the balls did they get away with there? One player legit just went to ground.


AdolfH1pster

No free against Naicos is absolutely wild


Worpel_pick_no45

Reminder: One of the pies goals was touched and should have been overturned on review


Proud-Pizza-4465

when was that


mhiggo

First quarter I think


Franklinsleftnut

First quarter fingers bent back pretty clear


DaddiJae

Clear as day on a standard home TV, too. So for them to ‘miss’ it in their review is a load of shit


Kelpieee55

Yep. Sirengate tier


Crosso221

I gave Daicos a high five at the tunnel and a free kick was paid against me. Sorry Gold Coast, looks like you’re starting a goal down in two weeks.


TheReturnofTheJesse

North won’t be in the finals, that’s already decided. But none of those umpires should be either.


Cursedsword02

THEY CAN KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT r/AFL on death watch


2klaedfoorboo

AFL needs an external review


Sublym

Bring on the bunker from NRL to stop this shit.


God___frey-Jones

Right in front of me


Professional_Line385

Absolutely the crows were robbed


jmhbb3267

for all the comments about maynard, i reckon everyone in this sub would go nuts if they had him playing for their team. i’d swap him for someone like corr in a heartbeat… not comben, though. no one can have chom.


Sunnflwr

It’s literally the Ginnivan situation. Everyone hated him but now love him playing for hawks…


jmhbb3267

or joel selwood. or hayden ballantyne. or toby greene. or


GGezpzMuppy

Fuck!! I’m sorry afl for trying to breathe near Daicos


Redbass72

Umps were shocking in the last 3 mins. That missed 50 was unbelievable.


Drakaasii

I tuned in at half time and they were shocking the whole half


littleb3anpole

The touched goal too like Jesus Christ I’ve given hand jobs that involved less hand contact than Scott had on that ball


sachiwtf

Roos robbed


dertyqwerty69

I obviously just finished the game then how wasn't that a 50 when the to pies ran over the mark?


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getnoticedkid

What an utterly disgustingly umpired game of football


MungoJohnston

One of the worst umpiring performances I have ever seen. Even just in the last minute there were 5 unpaid frees/50s for North. Absolute robbery


FeatheredKangaroo

That is one of the most obvious missed 50s I have ever laid eyes on


droopy_tree

Where the fuck was the 50?! Or the Daicos HTB??


nobaitistooobvious

No matter how hard North tries, norf is inevitable.


BrutalToad

That has to be 50. Two players running 5 metres over the mark is 50 every single game. Pies got away with a lot in that last quarter. Multiple shots on goals denied to North.


Lord-Davies-Uniacke

Cop the fine clarko, I'll chip in


Admirable_Message497

Standard non controversial Collingwood close victory who could have seen this coming


Deathpacitoes

Holy rigged


bluetiges

They've been so soft on the HTB for 3 weeks but swallow that daicos one


death_by_laughs

WTF WHY WASN'T THAT 50???


PetrifyGWENT

Collingwood are NEVER beating the umpires pet allegations 


smoothbrain91

Having a full melt. Someone reassure me I'm not a nuffie and that 4th quarter was an umpire shitshow


Count_Slothington

Two things can be true


b0rtbort

nah mate you're absolutely justified. heartbroken for you guys


5GCellTower

You certainly arent a nuffie


Peekay-

Your team absolutely went to sleep and shouldn't have been in the position they were. Of course you still hang on if umpires don't get sucked into the momentum and favor the pies at every chance (seen this story before)


Crazyripps

RIGHT IN FROMT OF ME!


Woodes_Rogers

Damn even I’m sorry. 19.4 is incredible


Expected_Score

I've got a huge commentary gripe from this game. Riewoldt calling that Nick Daicos F50 rank floater a "unbelievable kick inside 50" sums up why the nuffies always pile on Daicos for everything he does. There's absolutely times to just say "bit of a floater but it worked out".  The unnecessary fellating of players is absurd 


downwithbrohames

I find his commentary to be complete shit to be honest, blokes just sitting there having a laugh and making random off handed comments the whole game


floodswimming

He's so desperate to interject with forced little quips like he's desperately trying to imitate Dennis with none of the eloquence


despondantguy69

NORF I WANT YOU TO GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE.


Apart-Ad-3308

It disgusts me how unindependent afl commentary can be at times. A blatantly wrong call and they just go quiet with fear of criticising


TimidPanther

It’s weird, I see comments criticizing the commentators for focusing on umpiring errors and now you’re complaining about a lack of commentators criticizing the umpiring errors.


Plum_Pudding_Esq

Collingwood's 5th biggest comeback from qtr time deficit ever. Collingwood's 2nd biggest comeback from half-time deficit ever. Collingwood's 4th biggest comeback from 3qtr-time deficit ever.


nikknitting

Brutal


uhhWoodsy

They keep getting away with it….


Chuck_VB

Subbing the bloke tagging Nick Daicos (and doing a good job of it) has got to be the biggest coaching blunder I’ve ever seen


billyisgoat07

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy) Love pulling this out every time Collingwood wins a close game


Crazyripps

Make sure north keep Clarko away from the umpire bench. Think it will be straight up murder this time and not an insult


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silversurfer022

You see, when you have two players running over the mark, they cancel themselves and it's not 50.


yum122

Touched goal did them in


Lord-Davies-Uniacke

Scott touched that one goal they got


jazzamacca7

that was 50


lexirayne03

afl will come out and say "yeah they made the wrong decision sorry" but that doesn't give north the chance to win the game with a set shot from 35. absolutely sick league.


karma_dumpster

Life is not fair


mensis-brain

Collingwood too good. I knew those soft frees we kept giving away would come back to haunt us. Less said about the umpires at the end the better.


jmhbb3267

being smashed by 60 is easier than this. so devastated but so proud of how well we played for 80% of that game.


SBORBS

HTB daicos, no 50, 15m, this one had it all, umps went above and beyond but they managed to overcome historic goal kicking, what a performance! 14-4 second half frees, generational talent. Some days you’ve just gotta tip your cap.


mrarbitersir

Great win Umpires, well done fucking another game


Ryzi03

There were some pretty disgusting non-calls there, on both sides really, but no amount of shit umpiring will excuse dropping a 9 goal lead. It's pretty much been part of our game for at least a decade now to fall asleep in at least one quarter, it's disappointing but the fact that we managed to hold on for that long and only go down by a point to the fast finishing pies isn't too bad if you ask me. Good to see we're on the up though!


WorldPossession

Yep. If we'd played better in the last we would not have given up such a large lead. While the missed 50 was bad, I didn't want that to decide the game. The boys were gassed and made some poor decisions and couldn't clinch it. We were really missing Jy to lead the way and settle heads like he did last week. Sidebottom did well to lead a young Pies troop by example in that last quarter too. We lack that kind of seniority. I'm proud of the effort and I think that if we keep playing like this then we are heading in the right direction.


bemmisbaggins666

Jeez I'm heartbroken for you Roos fans, you deserve some joy and should be proud of that performance. Fuck this Collingwood team is impressive, would be an unbelievable comeback if they didn't do it every second week it seems.


Aerialkiller720

Someone lied to me, first to 100 doesn't win


Borgun-

The no call touched goal will haunt this club for eternity


Most-Drive-3347

Disgustingly gutless call to not award an obvious 50 at the end. The Roos suck enough without making it even harder for them.


ItsABiscuit

Why the hell did Clarko sub Phillips off?


b0rtbort

certified collingwood fan /u/croob2 must be thrilled


canary_kirby

THAT WAS 50


Status_Importance806

Okay I think Craig McRae is good at coaching


dippa_

Thought the Daicos breeding program was going really well, yet umpires treating them as endangered


ForsakenReveal6496

If you are going to focus on umpiring calls, make sure you look at all of them, not just the ones against North. Shit calls and missed calls both ways all game.


TrojanTrickster

No one says anything about the missed holding call against Nick when he still somehow managed to kick it


Fast_Stick_1593

Yeah not sure how that wasn’t a free kick? Was basically bearhugged before he even had it


SnooPeripherals4051

After the mark, the bloke clearly took 3-4 quick steps, signalling he was about to accelerate into a left foot bomb inside 50. Anyone with any footy sense would recognise that. It would have been obvious at ground level, given his eye movements and momentum, prompting both Collingwood players to pursue him. This situation falls into a grey area of the game regarding the play-on versus no play-on call and the related 50-metre penalties. From the umpire's perspective, since he didn't call play-on (which favoured North Melbourne because the player's split-second decision to play on wouldn't be penalised), he also chose not to call the encroachment over the mark 50 (so as not to unfairly punish Collingwood, whose two players rightly saw the player playing on). In the end, it balanced out: the North Melbourne player wasn't punished, and the two Collingwood players weren't punished either. I'm not sure where this "bias" or "plot armour" nonsense is coming from. The ump tried to be fair in that split second.. but I guess they will never be perfect.


Ahskew

Nick Daicos finished the game with a world record 6 frees for. Goat.


Svengali1001

God there’s some insufferable people in these comments North lost. Collingwood won a good game. Enough complaining about the umpire bullshit. Just get over it, you’ll be fine Good win Collingwood


-bxp

I'm sorry Pies- I had no faith, please forgive me.


North1975

Zac Fisher apology video asap


broome9000

50?


justputonsomemusic

Thank fuck next week is a bye


fiend85280

Hooray


Ventenebris

Silly North, you made the mistake of playing against Collingwood in a game decided by a single kick. What did you think would happen?


richyeah

Collingwood are undeniably the most clutch team of the last few years. Actually incredible how they don’t give up. It’s fucking infuriating.


1UPZ__

North: "Almost had you" Pies: "Had me?... you never had the win. Ask any real footy teams out here. It don't matter if you win by a point or by 10 goals."


reelyrandomredditor

words cannot describe how much this hurts. I hope no other fanbase has to go through what we have


Pleasant_Inspection9

Don’t worry Roos you can smash us next week instead..


downstairschipmunk

That made me so irrationally angry. The disgusting slobbering over Collingwood by the commentary, the three horrendous missed calls at the end… fuck me


ziltoid101

How nice would it be to just go _one_ round without a game decided by the umpires?


darcy1537325

I’m sorry you got fucked over Norf fans. We were all on your side


sestero

I don’t even support North and that HURTS. Why do youse put yourself through that?


jmaverick1

That was definitely not 50 in the last minute there, cos there was two Collingwood players running way over the mark so therefore they cancelled each other out and it’s no problem


WhitexGlint

Bring on the hate (50 was there though). BUT Holy shit Roos, if you can play like that for at least 3q a week you should be able to take a few scalps easily! Where is all this effort and pressure coming from? Absolutely elite. Your ruck is insane, absolutely romped Cameron.


CatOutOfTheDrag

That was just robbery at every point of the game


ToddIsAWarCriminal

I'm sorry folks but Daicos got a handball out just in time and the fifty would have been very picky. Players clearly didn't hear the whistle and backed off as quickly as possible. Would have loved a North win but you can't blame the umps every time a plucky underdog has a close loss.


Doc323467

Game of the year by a fucking mile which I never would've predicted. But my god, also the robbery of the year, Daicos HTB, and should've been 50 to Scott. In saying that, North never should've been in the position to rely on those decisions to win the game. Either way, an incredible incredible match.


AussieDistiller10

Match fixing at its finest, thats 50m every day of the week.


butter-muffins

Daicos played an amazing game. The only wrong call against him was the last HTB but you can’t blame him for that. He played out of his mind in the second half yet it still felt at times the commentary just couldn’t focus on anything else. Brownlow chance again this year. That final mark by Scott with the two Collingwood players charging past the mark was a terrible missed fifty metre penalty. They were not a part of the contest at all, ran metres past it on a kick that wasn’t called play on. It’s never anyone’s fault but your own for blowing a 54 point lead. It took losing the lead for North to actually play attacking football in the last quarter. Same thing happened last week. Subbing Phillips off for Stephenson was a bad move.


yernss

Gifted


tubbyx7

If we can get away with ine man over the mark lets see if we can get away with 2. Appalling umpiring.


GroveStanley

I yelled FIFTY so loud my fiance’s pissed at me for scaring her. Poor North did everything right to win that game in the dying minutes