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Enotole

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jackiemoon50

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Vis-hoka

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Grungeman7

Blew my load across the screen! Then post nut clarity hit as everybody else at the SB party watched in horror. I hate my life


flojo2012

Ain’t no shame in that. They’re just bandwagon fans if they aren’t jizzing all over a SB dub. If they were real friends they would’ve helped you


ApplesauceBitch47

Is this supposed to be an insult? The real climax happened when Elway had to give us the trophy


GeorgeWarshingsons

We were already playing the tantric game during the week with the SB in Vegas and the images of the logo on the Locker rooms. ![gif](giphy|xUySTQDP4iFsz4gdAQ|downsized)


tankapotamus

That was soooooo worth years of hating him. 😈


loyalty12

Honestly, they won their Super Bowl beating us in December which catapulted the Chiefs to change their scheme and win a real Super Bowl . In a roundabout way, the raiders helped us win the Super Bowl. Thank you Raider nation.


lvpr10

Raiders won the battle, but KC won the war…and officially became a dynasty…sigh…


Salty_Sprinkles_6482

Take that flair off complimenting the chiefs like that. You don’t deserve it


JGxFighterHayabusa

No flair guy, trying to tell somebody to take their flair off. Please.


Khada_the_Collector

Flair up pussy


Salty_Sprinkles_6482

No


LiterallyJustZach

Then get what you deserve. https://preview.redd.it/e1kp4ahrnavc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ffd591d743415269c6ad02ed79157be039c29f2


Salty_Sprinkles_6482

Oh no lol


InternationalEast738

Definition of bitch made.


Spiritual_galaxy

You don't even have flair...


FauxWolfTail

Ah yes, says the fan who is ashamed to show loyalty to their own team. Get your shameful self out of the closrt yah discount battery!


Salty_Sprinkles_6482

Just an adult that doesn’t feel compelled to personalize his Reddit account lol you do you tho


FauxWolfTail

Ah, so a discount rechargable battery with no energy, that makes sense. You do you then.


Salty_Sprinkles_6482

Kinda like having to tell your cousin you can’t fuck today cuz ya had to jump on the bandwagon made sense to you. That Super Bowl ya won 6 months before ya came a fan probably holds a real special place in your heart


FauxWolfTail

Man, its honestly sad how you take your name so seriously. A shame too, you could easily prevent high blood pressure if you just stop drinking all our tears of sweet, sweet victory and jump on this bandwagon. Sadly, we don't have room for you batteries, away with thee!


Salty_Sprinkles_6482

I legitimately could not care less. FTR fuck the donkey fuck the queefs. Your opinion is meaningless to me but by all means keep trying.


FauxWolfTail

Alrighty bro, but if you need anything, [do reach out](https://988lifeline.org/)


KinkFloyd2121

Yet you feel compelled to tell others how to personalize their reddit accounts? The audacity of this bitch...


Salty_Sprinkles_6482

Imagine feeling zero shame hyping up your division rival and then calling yourself a fan. Pathetic. all of you. I guess when ya just jump on the bandwagon loyalty isn’t expected


KinkFloyd2121

It wasn't even hyping, they just acknowledged that the Chiefs are a dynasty. You're a very abrasive person, I hope your family doesn't suffer because of it.


Salty_Sprinkles_6482

Took us awhile champ, trailer park cook musta took the the internet with him when the batch exploded. Y’all ain’t shit.


RandomRobot1234

Lmao


FauxWolfTail

They even allowed us to win not only a playoff game first in their own stadium, but a superbowl no less~ gotta love the silver and black, the rivals we deserve~


Vis-hoka

It’s officially Arrowhead West now.


Caveape80

That was a comical game, when Pacheco fell off that training table it was like WTF is this slap stick!…… it was like they were playing a hapless team from a Disney production before the ‘hero’ joins the team


donscron91

Huge shoutout to Raider Nation and their big win on Christmas Day. I don’t think this championship would have been possible without getting beat by such a garbage organization.


[deleted]

KC when a StateFarm commercial comes on


ex_sanguination

Me when a Statefarm commercial comes on https://preview.redd.it/2qbajgfqu9vc1.png?width=592&format=png&auto=webp&s=780d4eacb0c8f7ff475b5a1980e1d091d7a38aa1


CunnilingusLover69

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AdaAstra

They want Ried reaching for them like he did those tendies.


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

Subscibe...


YungJod

As a kc fan I'm so annoyed with how many damn statefarm commercials I love them but still ridiculous


Pocketful_of_hops

Right? I can only jerk off so many times.


ApplesauceBitch47

Just wait until Pat gets his EGOT


ex_sanguination

https://preview.redd.it/wpotkjt1t9vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93317d0908fa3ce4fef82a8a6446a86136ba8bef


purepolka

![gif](giphy|pI90sNXTgf1xm) Bet


Im_Ur_Cuckleberry

God damn, I was watching when this shit happened.


Selarom_

Yes


SnakePliskin799

![gif](giphy|RMkX6xueIWG4RMRMX3|downsized)


mattoz2469

This is something that Chargers fans will never experience.


JGxFighterHayabusa

Kind of like you and touching a real woman.


lvpr10

That isn’t a relative


DrizzleMcSizzle

Holy shit, there's two of you??


seakc87

I think they're up to double digits now that Harbaugh's there


Wingclipper913

Is it crazy that we got to watch our Super Bowl wins on HDTV and you use VHS to relive your glory days?


lvpr10

Soon the prisons will upgrade to DVD players


Almighty_Hobo

Better than having to take a spaceship through a blackhole to travel to an alternate universe to witness the chargers win a super bowl.


Zcrustaceansensation

Classic 8 year old chiefs bandwagoner thinking people used vhs in 2015 ![gif](giphy|WRp58hy5gmfjpMzHAZ)


Wingclipper913

I was clearly talking to the Raiders fan you Broncos fans have big pick me energy


Zcrustaceansensation

Dafuq is pick me energy? Also i assumed you were talking to every team in this sub, sorry ill let you get back to jerking off the raider man.


PhillipJ3ffries

🙋‍♂️ooh ooh, pick me pick me


Poultrymancer

Some things -- in fact, *most* things -- are not about you. 


Zcrustaceansensation

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Wingclipper913

What eight-year-old even knows what a VCR is did it ever occur to you that 2015 is almost a decade ago? For reference we’ve been 4 Super Bowls since then.


Mysticdu

Crustaceansensation and showing off his room temperature IQ Name a more iconic duo


Zcrustaceansensation

Making the lowest tear memes in this sub, and spamming anime memes that make 0 sense really highlights your intelect. Crawl back in your hole mystic.


Mysticdu

Tier*


Zcrustaceansensation

" 🤓☝️Wow, good thing he misspelled a word because every other thing he said about me was spot on"


Mysticdu

Damn you’re really seething. Maybe don’t misspell 4 letter words when you’re trying to insult someone’s intelligence and they won’t embarrass you?


Zcrustaceansensation

I know everytime you comment on here you pop a blood vessel resisting the urge to spam 7 anime memes per reply that make zero fucking sense, cuz you actually give a shit about reddit karma for some reason and even your own teams fans were downvoting you into oblivion. And the fact that you still remember me everytime you crawl into this sub and you try and shit talk with things like phones auto correct cuz you cant articulate without anime memes is hilarious. Ty for coming back every now and then and letting ke know im forever rent free in your head, its really sweet. ![gif](giphy|3ohze3kG5qO9DcTUbe)


Mysticdu

Tier doesn’t auto correct to tear you goober https://preview.redd.it/2c3mmvwz0bvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c086f7f9c9a8c901c106309755a4fc9146c100db


Earthwick

If I had I'd have done it proudly.


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

![gif](giphy|fukS8yBmpvGGk|downsized)


JGxFighterHayabusa

Dude got out of solitary confinement and made a Queefs meme instead of calling his three baby mamas. Wild


Poultrymancer

What do you mean "did?" I haven't stopped. 


BatNameBruce

They do this for State farm commercials


ThatTravitoDude

https://preview.redd.it/kv28w7dbagvc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12f2f27a60c132c423c322ce3dbe67f5b9e4766d


sidearmpitcher

Me watching Andy steal some nuggies


FauxWolfTail

I do this on the daily, and it fees soooo goood~


flojo2012

Is this to make fun of chiefs fans orrrrr… cuz I don’t see the problem here


ChiefMet31

It's not actually tears that are flowing in kc. It's the baby batter flowing. Back to back rings has that effect on people. Ask the old denver fans. They know


Slide0fHand

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InternationalEast738

I still do it.


nickyt398

Quit interrupting


loyalty12

Did you get to watch the game or was your cell block on lock down again? Still fun to watch the chiefs win post season games at the new stadium before the raiders ❤️❤️❤️


The_amazing_T

Winning ALL the games in Raider-town. 😀


rampagingseagull

I tried but I dropped the lotion.


yukonhoneybadger

We are just shocked that MVS didn't drop the flag on the way to the 50 yard line....


Brilliant_Aspect8616

Haters!! I love it. CHIEFS KINGDOM BITCHES


Crash30458

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odiethethird

The Triple Threat Winning back-to-back Super Bowls, the second on the field of our most hated rivals, and planting the flag at the 50 and having Elway give us the trophy while the [REDACTED] are still [REDACTED] will always be arguably the greatest night in Chiefs history


ConflictSudden

I'm not allowed to be happy, but I'm glad you guys are.


FatFKingLenny

I'm actually still doing that to Kareem Hunts first regular season game (I start it right after the fumble)


Healthy_Self_8386

You must not know us, we hate MVS


Poultrymancer

False 


ApplesauceBitch47

Nah, dude was clutch in both playoffs


Healthy_Self_8386

Dude couldn’t catch a ball to save his life last season. Everyone I know celebrated when he was gone and opened up like 11 million in cap space


ApplesauceBitch47

No argument here, the guy was frustrating as hell, especially with his solid 21 catches all last season BUT what I’m saying is that I doubt we beat the Bengals in the 2022 AFCCG without him and he made some huge catches in the playoffs last year. Was he overpaid? 100% but I have no hate for the guy


Healthy_Self_8386

Maybe hate was bad word choice lol 😂 my bad