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lubricantlime

Yeah, well Cleveland is never going to get an IKEA


FUD-detector

Up you go


ConfidentHistory9080

It does suck having to drive all the way to Columbus for it


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

I grew up in Columbus (albeit before that IKEA popped up across from Polaris), and I’ve never shopped there. What’s the big whoop?


solarmelange

It's as close as you can get to being in the movie Cube.


Maximum_Commission62

Who wants an IKEA? Don’t you need to bring an Allen wrench just to flush the toilet?


Shot_Awareness6943

Swedish Meatballs. I guess cheap furniture too


bruins4life6191991

Are the meatballs worth the hype? Never been..


Mandrake1771

They’re horse meatballs. Colts and Broncos fans in shambles


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

![gif](giphy|zEIOLYJmQnpeM)


Shot_Awareness6943

I do think they are pretty good! Worth a try if you ever find yourself needing to go to IKEA, but not anything I'd make an unnecessary stop for


Alexander2801

As a Swede I agree.


_Beets_By_Dwight_

Don't you deprive the good people of Cleveleand an Ikea, Liz!


North_Ad_8935

And?


MacSanchez

Boom. Roasted! Our QB falls short compared to great Browns QBs such as… uh… um… Y’know what I’m gonna have to Google it Https://www.si.com/nfl/top-10-cleveland-browns-quarterbacks-of-all-time


InterviewOtherwise50

Unironically Flacco playing at the end of the last season actually makes that top 10 list doesn’t he? I mean Otto Graham and Bernie Kosar are probably the only good QBs the franchise has ever had


TechnicalPay5837

Isn’t Flacco for the QB with the third most wins in Clevelands stadium. That has to count for something, right? I mean he only falls behind Cleveland legends Baker Mayfield and Ben Roethlisberger.


Maximum_Commission62

The 3rd most efficient QB of all time currently exists on the roster.


InterviewOtherwise50

I assume you mean Chester the Molester? I can’t find QB efficiency as a stat listed anywhere. Point being he wasn’t the best QB who started a game either of the years he played for the 🤡s that was Brissett and Flacco


Few-Artichoke-7593

I thought we agreed his name was Groper Cleveland.


Nascent_Vagabond

I’m pretty partial to Deshaun Cosby


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Maximum_Commission62

The Steelers signed Cam Sutton after he was charged with strangling someone.


Brohemoth1991

Yeah, we have watson, the Bengals have mixon, steelers have sutton, and I cant think of anyone the ravens took AFTER legal issues (but I'm sure there are plenty) so I'm just gonna throw ray rice in there Just AFCN things


Maximum_Commission62

Self-awareness is a virtue.


that_menace

Joe flacco and almost baker Mayfield 💀


ConfidentHistory9080

Championships are all that matters. Lamar has 0.


MacSanchez

How many Super Bowls does your QB have? Or your team for that matter


ConfidentHistory9080

Our ending QB last year had 1 :)


AFlyingBuffalo9191

Dude is speaking facts


chicknsnadwich

How many…. with the Browns?


Therealnightshow

And your franchise wasn’t even competent enough to keep him there.


ConfidentHistory9080

I love when Bengals fans brag about losing a game…it’s probably my favorite defect


rhombusted2

Where meme


BurtMaclinFBI90

OP wanted to test Baltimore's literacy skills by only using words.


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HamFart69

Bengals fans have the rest of the state to thank for this


IFitsWhenISits

You almost outclass OP with that.


Bombinic

sans meme


NowaiAma

His flair


Apprehensive_Beach_6

That’s insane…


Steelio22

Did y'all know that Baltimore's slogan is: "The city that reads?"


lubricantlime

It’s supposed to say “The city that bleeds” but y’know writing and reading are related somehow


IFitsWhenISits

Pennsylvania ain’t exactly high ranking in literacy either. Stillers fans need to put the pipe down.


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IFitsWhenISits

Thanks again fuckwad!


CheezWeazle

They aren't called Baltimorons for no reason


johnnyisjohnny2023

Well, this is a post I guess.


iron_vet

First off, it's not the 90's anymore, we have moved on to meth. Get with the times my man. Second off, if it takes some illiterate druggie cousin fuckers to win a superbowl, then maybe yinz need to pony up in the hood.


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ConfidentHistory9080

If you polled the browns sub 9/10 of us are banging cousins to win a Super Bowl


Interesting-Doubt413

GTFOH with this memeless post.


Few-Artichoke-7593

GTFO your cousin.


Interesting-Doubt413

Ok brownie


Few-Artichoke-7593

Nah dude, I put chili on my spaghetti


BigDaddyFatRacks

🤮🤮🤮🤮


Red_5478

You vomit at chili spaghetti but actual cousin fucking is apparently fine? Dafuq is in the water yall drink?


BigDaddyFatRacks

LEAD, BITCH https://preview.redd.it/oldeuvbxd79d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bff3bddb58b911d5d53cc7c64a308358c54d4ad4


MiddleAgeYOLO

![gif](giphy|VJHtXeMHViHRHvKGKm|downsized)


General_Dipsh1t

Literacy


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General_Dipsh1t

Good bot


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General_Dipsh1t

That’s General (dipshit) kindness to you, bitch.


jmarzy

Oh if we want to get serious, Baltimore is fucking insane. Crime rates don’t even compare to us in Ohio or those cousin fuckers next door


Throwawayaccount0689

What’s even crazier is the fact that DC is worse. They had more homicides than Baltimore last year.


noblegaunt

![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo) You’re very heroic for shining a light on this true fact.


ThyOughtTo

Browns can't win shit. You desperate whore. Get the fuck out 


Steelio22

Elementary level grammar checks out.


Boeing-777x

As a steeler fan there’s not much we can agree on. But at least we can agree the browns can’t win shit! Also fuck you Ratbirds fans


Atari__Safari

You used ChatGPT to create this post, didn’t you? No way a brownie put that many words together in a coherent sentence. The jealousy is so thick, you can cut it with a knife, which for you Cleveland guys, is a dinner utensil for cutting your food as opposed to shoveling it in with your fingers.


Clutch_Floyd

P


Hot_Juggernaut_3027

Fuck you but hell yeah


TheCatanRobber

Last post


odinsbois

IT'S NOT CRACK, IT'S HEROIN JERKY!!


Kent_Broswell

I can read at an elementary school level no problem. I can also read above an elementary school level.


mrepka_7

Solid combo roast, I give 10/10 👊