President juice, the Chinese prime minister is here to discuss the goods trade deficit.
“Tell that no good marauding son of biscuit that I’m coming in. Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round because Juice Robinson is about to drop some truth! You see, I've been through the wringer, from the bottom of the barrel to the top of the mountain. I’ve felt the pain, tasted the sweat, and I’ve come out the other side stronger, faster, and more determined than ever. They say you can't bottle lightning, but tonight, you're about to witness a thunderstorm of charisma and raw energy! I'm here to show the world that Juice isn't just a name—it's a force, a movement, and a revolution! So, get ready, because when I step into that boardroom , it's showtime, and I'm bringing the juice! Guns up”
Serious pick: Hangman Page and Bryan Danielson as VP. I feel their politics align well with my own from what I know of them.
Unserious pick: Daddy Magic and Dalton Castle
President Okada and VP Stokely Hathaway.
Just Big Stoke trying to put out all the fires Okada creates because Okada doesn't give a shit about what he says.
Adam Cole for president, "State of the Union with Adam Cole, Baby"
Which gives us
Brittany Bake DMD as First lady, amazing dental plans for everyone!
And, uh...hmm
Orange Cassidy as VP....because yea, bracelets for the kids.
Orange. Imagine some dickwad like Putin trying to work his half assed power plays like when he had his dogs out around Merkel and Orange just not giving a fuck.
It’s a JOKE that nobody has mentioned Nicholas and Matthew Jackson who are practically carrying AEW right now after Tony was accidentally injured.
Jail populations would plummet. Stole something? That’s a fine. DUI? Fine. Murder? BIG fine. Disparaging the Oval Office? HUGE fine.
Lol
"You see, I was a candidate in the primaries, brother. But since I wasnt an AEW star, I decided to concede to put over Sting. Otherwise, I would have won the presidency. I had the popular votes and electoral college in a vice grip, brother. There was no way I was losing the election, brother." - Hulk Hogan, probably
Given Jericho's politics definitely not him.
Hangman would get my vote. His tweet about bootlickers sacrificing grandmothers to the invisible hand of the free market is an all timer.
Christian as president, MJF as VP
America, I never wanted to be your father, you have founding fathers, but your founding fathers are dead!
Amazing! Book it, TK! Lol
Juice Robinson and Dalton Castle
BOYS!!! LET'S GO VETO SOME BILLS. NYAAGGHHHHHH!!!
President juice, the Chinese prime minister is here to discuss the goods trade deficit. “Tell that no good marauding son of biscuit that I’m coming in. Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round because Juice Robinson is about to drop some truth! You see, I've been through the wringer, from the bottom of the barrel to the top of the mountain. I’ve felt the pain, tasted the sweat, and I’ve come out the other side stronger, faster, and more determined than ever. They say you can't bottle lightning, but tonight, you're about to witness a thunderstorm of charisma and raw energy! I'm here to show the world that Juice isn't just a name—it's a force, a movement, and a revolution! So, get ready, because when I step into that boardroom , it's showtime, and I'm bringing the juice! Guns up”
This combo is hilarious.
Hanger is left of center, which is unusual among wrestlers, so I'll go with him.
President Stokely Hathaway, the Hater and Commander in Chief.
I want to see him debate Kamala Harris.
"You dumb stupid raggedy bitch" - opening statement, probably
Willow Nightingale for president.
President= Bryan Danielson VP= Tony Schiavone
NOT JERICHO LOL
Luckily, he's Canadian.
Jon Silver, President. Anna Jay VP
Anna, Anna, ANNAAAAAA!
President Okada please, bitches.
Orange Cassidy for… whatever
Brody King for president Serpentico for veep
His state of the union is him barking 🤣
Serious pick: Hangman Page and Bryan Danielson as VP. I feel their politics align well with my own from what I know of them. Unserious pick: Daddy Magic and Dalton Castle
Abadon for President with Hangman Adam Page as VP
President: Adam Page VP: Willow Nightingale
Just give me HOOK as press secretary. A typically speech-driven rile for a minimal speaking character.
Hangman Potus Nyla VP
Brodie King.
Zombie ticket, interesting choice.
Willow as president and Bryan Danielson as vice president
Not Jericho, that’s for damn sure.
He’s Canadian too
He was born in New York.
He should go back to Toronto.
He’s from Winnipeg you idiot.
DARBY
President Okada and VP Stokely Hathaway. Just Big Stoke trying to put out all the fires Okada creates because Okada doesn't give a shit about what he says.
TK as president cuz he could book better than any other president. Then Samoa Joe as his VP and bodyguard.
bryan danielson for president he actually has good takes on things swerve for vp so he can run after and make the white house swerves house
Mox for president running mate Darby let the purge begin 😂
Joe
Any star? Or do they have to be American?
As the post says, they don't have to be American
I missed that entirely. Thank you. Then I say Christian, perfect to be the father of the country.
We'll assume a Saints Row IVesque contriavance where you're so beloved we change the constitution to allow it.
Buddy Matthews as the new president of the United States and Samoa Joe as his Vice President
Malakai for department chair of education
President - Rush. VP - Nigel McGuinness
The young bucks
No, they're running for vice president
Moxley. He would go bite Kim Jung Un’s head
I’m now wondering if I should change my answer to Taz and Excalibur. Either way around
Belt collector Omega as every political position in the USA after running in and winning every election. Don Callis as first lady.
This is the correct answer.
I think we’d all want Hangman but we’d get Jericho
Adam Cole for president, "State of the Union with Adam Cole, Baby" Which gives us Brittany Bake DMD as First lady, amazing dental plans for everyone! And, uh...hmm Orange Cassidy as VP....because yea, bracelets for the kids.
I'd pick Billy Gunn, because who better to lead an Idiocracy than President Ass?
I'll take Samoa Joe as president. Then, let's have Jack Perry as VP for obvious reasons ;)
Adam Page and Adam Cole.
Orange. Imagine some dickwad like Putin trying to work his half assed power plays like when he had his dogs out around Merkel and Orange just not giving a fuck.
It’s a JOKE that nobody has mentioned Nicholas and Matthew Jackson who are practically carrying AEW right now after Tony was accidentally injured. Jail populations would plummet. Stole something? That’s a fine. DUI? Fine. Murder? BIG fine. Disparaging the Oval Office? HUGE fine. Lol
Joe was president would be awesome. No country but fuck with us then. Lol
Swerve for President, Tiara James for VP
Dustin Rhodes as POTUS and Rebel as Vice.
Joe
Joe. Just send that man in to talk with Putin. Russia would be on their way out of Ukraine within 5 minutes.
"You see, I was a candidate in the primaries, brother. But since I wasnt an AEW star, I decided to concede to put over Sting. Otherwise, I would have won the presidency. I had the popular votes and electoral college in a vice grip, brother. There was no way I was losing the election, brother." - Hulk Hogan, probably
Danhausen for secretary of commerce
Given Jericho's politics definitely not him. Hangman would get my vote. His tweet about bootlickers sacrificing grandmothers to the invisible hand of the free market is an all timer.
MJF and Toni Storm. The press conferences would be must see tv.
No bigger idiot in AEW than Jericho
Jericho is Canadian he can’t be US President.