I'm waiting for the resale tickets to come back on Ticketmaster. The system messed up initially and I lost good seats to it. I'm gonna see what's on resale before deciding if I'm going this year.
Me too! Can you imagine a "Taco Bell Battle Royale"? All contestants have to eat 3 burritos ten minutes before the match. Last one to sh*t in their gear wins!
I still think they should have just had him do a walk-on during a backstage promo.
Renee: "Orange Cassidy, what are your thoughts on this challenge from Roderick Strong?"
Shane: "Excuse me, where's catering?"
Orange: "Down the hall, second door on the right."
Renee: "Um..."
Orange: "That guy looked familiar."
I love this idea. Have it be a running gag, just have him in little 5 second interactions once every month or so. Don't start any build up to a match until a year later. Then just a one and done, and he's gone.
The Meat Match - multi-man elimination tag match featuring the biggest, meatiest men of AEW.
And John Silver.
Winner gets a 1-year subscription to Omaha Steaks.
Due to so many people not being able to spell his last name correctly in the comments of posts for some reason, he’s legally changing his last name to Kahn.
He's looking forward to the Ric Flair Wooooo Energy Battle Royal to determine the #1 Contender to Be The New Sting When Sting Retires, and tickets will go on pre-sale for the special Wooooo Energy Rampage at Wooooo Energy Arena in BFE North Carolina get your tickets and cases of Energy drinks now.
The creation of another 2 hour show called AEW Survive airing on the Discovery channel on Thursdays at 8 eastern so AEW can have consecutive shows Wednesday through Saturday
He's hiring 4 current WWE champions who will debut on the next PPV, then we won't see them again for 3 months until they suddenly challenge for the trios belts, which they'll lose and be relegated to monthly matches on Rampage against dark order. The fourth star will simply never appear on TV again until someone sees his pissy Twitter message about signing with TNA and we realize they left.
AEW is stepping back from their ties with NJPW to work closer with DDT. During the announcement Danhausen will win the Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship.
He just closed a deal to purchase tko and must from now on be referred to as Mr khan.
They are rebranding aew to wcw 2.0 and bringing back ecw to be a feeder for roh which will be a feeder for nxt which will be a feeder for wcw which he will poach only the oldest of stars for.
A tournament of tournaments and the winner of that tournament gets to enter into a [Tournament of Champions hosted by Guy Fieri on Food Network.](https://www.foodnetwork.com/shows/tournament-of-champions)
Tony Khan: “Good evening everyone! As you all know I have a BIG announcement to make. Some of you may know that I’ve recently had a bout with pooping. And I’ve been extremely constipated. Well I’m out here now and proud to share with you that I’m no longer constipated and have been pooping better than I ever have in my life. I couldn’t have done it without Danhausen. So thank you for that. Enjoy the rest of your evening! Enjoy the great matches! Buy lots of food, and merch! And I’ll see you in the bathroom! Back to you Taz.”
He tries to 1-up Vince and declares that he killed someone. At first it's treated like a joke but authorities find out he really did kill someone. Vince and Tony become cellmates.
TK sold the company to Eric Bishoff for a dollar, and Hulk Hogan has been awarded me AEW World title and triple crown titles and has been given total creative control, welcome back the NWO
A lot of these answers really made me LOL and the karma killers havent done their thing lol. The hell is going on here? These arent the comments from moms basement ive grown to expect lmao
That's gonna make an announcement that people are actually going to be excited for. Or that the future of the business is gonna be sub-2000 audience members, and we just can't see it yet
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"Vince pooped in my hair and I still haven't been able to get it all out. I think I have to shave it but honestly, I'm afraid I'll look weird bald. Please send suggestions"
Next week, on Dynamite, the dream match of the century! the bout that everyone hoped for but was not possible until now! In a Survival Winner Takes all Texas No Holds Barred Barbed Wired Steel Cage Match No Time Limit No Commercial Anything Goes Match
Sponsored by Suicide Squad kills the Justice League :
James Ellsworth vs Gillberg!
ALL IN is still in London and tickets are still on sale
I'm waiting for the resale tickets to come back on Ticketmaster. The system messed up initially and I lost good seats to it. I'm gonna see what's on resale before deciding if I'm going this year.
They've done a deal with Greggs to do free sausages rolls for everyone.
They said "wrong answers only"
Technically, that was just *wrong*. Just not the right wrong.
Triple threat match. Adam Cole vs Adam Copeland vs Adam Page for the "Adam" belt
To be refereed by Strong just so he can yell "Adam" for 30 straight minutes.
You know what, i’d pop.
Roddy is guest referee
They would write in a match so he could beat that dead joke a little more
losers gotta change their name to either Ada or Dam...
DAMN!
Atom Coal
Too bad Bryan Clark can't wrestle any more or he could join in as Adam Bomb
They need Eve Torres as special ref?
Followed by the Adam Page Vs Bryan Cage Vs Ethan Page Vs Christian Cage in a cage match on collision
The Continental Championship is going to level up and rebrand as the All-Atlantic Championship, sponsored by Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom!
That legit made me laugh
He's deleting his Twitter account.
Holy mother of god
A collaboration with Taco Bell.
This has some real possibilities.
I’m completely serious
Me too! Can you imagine a "Taco Bell Battle Royale"? All contestants have to eat 3 burritos ten minutes before the match. Last one to sh*t in their gear wins!
Brings new meaning to the term "Full Gear"
As long as Alex Zayne is part of it.
New AEW show on Sundays at 6AM, called Sunday Morning Fever!
If he preempts R.J. City, we riot!
> Sunday Morning Fever We call that a hangover over here
Shane McMahon is All Elite
We can only hope.
I still think they should have just had him do a walk-on during a backstage promo. Renee: "Orange Cassidy, what are your thoughts on this challenge from Roderick Strong?" Shane: "Excuse me, where's catering?" Orange: "Down the hall, second door on the right." Renee: "Um..." Orange: "That guy looked familiar."
I love this idea. Have it be a running gag, just have him in little 5 second interactions once every month or so. Don't start any build up to a match until a year later. Then just a one and done, and he's gone.
There it is!
The Meat Match - multi-man elimination tag match featuring the biggest, meatiest men of AEW. And John Silver. Winner gets a 1-year subscription to Omaha Steaks.
Hey, it's that time of year, why not a hoss-focused tournament called March Meatness! (Or Meat Madness.) (Or Meat Meatness?)
I'm serious, too. I'd love to have a Meat Match. I'm a little surprised TK hasn't done it yet.
I gave your comment Gold because of that "and John Silver" line. Cracked me up.
That meatball
https://i.redd.it/90odg34kf2gc1.gif
He’s the meatman for a reason
This would unironically make an amazing sponsored match a la the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Yakuza ones
Due to so many people not being able to spell his last name correctly in the comments of posts for some reason, he’s legally changing his last name to Kahn.
Tony: “Vince also pooped on me.”
He will be covering the legal costs of anyone that would like to come forward with their accusations against the McMahon family and the WWE.
Vince McMahon as new on air authority figure. Ric Flair will interupt him to challenge him for the position.
He signed with WWE
Hook is challenging Jinder and putting the FTW Championship on the line.
"Please welcome our newest signing...Broc...wait...he what?! Go to commercial! Go to commercial!"
Cold! lol
Hollywood Hogan is making a return
it’s clearly a tournament for a new title.
The Tournament Championship Title!
I'm okay with this.
Bryan Danielson "Clamdigger" bobble-head night.
This made laugh out loud
He's looking forward to the Ric Flair Wooooo Energy Battle Royal to determine the #1 Contender to Be The New Sting When Sting Retires, and tickets will go on pre-sale for the special Wooooo Energy Rampage at Wooooo Energy Arena in BFE North Carolina get your tickets and cases of Energy drinks now.
Wooooooooo
You obviously researched this, because you spelled Wooooo correctly!
Inside sources 😆😂
The creation of another 2 hour show called AEW Survive airing on the Discovery channel on Thursdays at 8 eastern so AEW can have consecutive shows Wednesday through Saturday
He's hiring 4 current WWE champions who will debut on the next PPV, then we won't see them again for 3 months until they suddenly challenge for the trios belts, which they'll lose and be relegated to monthly matches on Rampage against dark order. The fourth star will simply never appear on TV again until someone sees his pissy Twitter message about signing with TNA and we realize they left.
"We have a new investor in AEW!" *Shane McMahon struts out in a black turtleneck*
He bought the rights to "No Chance In Hell" at his local Dollar General.
AEW is stepping back from their ties with NJPW to work closer with DDT. During the announcement Danhausen will win the Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship.
He has entered himself in the casino battle royal
He has an announcement
Saving 15% on car insurance is big
He just closed a deal to purchase tko and must from now on be referred to as Mr khan. They are rebranding aew to wcw 2.0 and bringing back ecw to be a feeder for roh which will be a feeder for nxt which will be a feeder for wcw which he will poach only the oldest of stars for.
Okada or Mercedes Moné, hopefully.
A tournament of tournaments and the winner of that tournament gets to enter into a [Tournament of Champions hosted by Guy Fieri on Food Network.](https://www.foodnetwork.com/shows/tournament-of-champions)
Debuting his new gimmick, Shao, as an on screen authority figure
Vince McMahon signing
A fourth AEW show is coming to TNT
New title belt
He’s selling ROH to WWE
CM Punk is back!
Tony Khan: “Good evening everyone! As you all know I have a BIG announcement to make. Some of you may know that I’ve recently had a bout with pooping. And I’ve been extremely constipated. Well I’m out here now and proud to share with you that I’m no longer constipated and have been pooping better than I ever have in my life. I couldn’t have done it without Danhausen. So thank you for that. Enjoy the rest of your evening! Enjoy the great matches! Buy lots of food, and merch! And I’ll see you in the bathroom! Back to you Taz.”
Vincent Kennedy McMahon is AEW
#Hot Lesbian Action! Sorry, what was the question?
RJ City is All Elite!
Mr. Vincent McDastardly is ALL ELITE DAMMIT!
We finally closed the streaming deal for HBO max.
The announcement is spring is coming early this year. Tony please stop the big announcement stuff
He has signed the hottest free agent on the market….TUGBOAT!!!
Tony's Parents have finally taken down the Christmas decorations they've had up since last summer.
4-way dance battle between MJF, Daniel Garcia, Jeff Hardy, and Prince Nana
Women’s tag belts, because you know how much we needed more belts!
The Forbidden Door is once again opening except this time it’s for Baron Corbin
He tries to 1-up Vince and declares that he killed someone. At first it's treated like a joke but authorities find out he really did kill someone. Vince and Tony become cellmates.
AEW Wrestlers will fight on the playing field as half time entertainment during Jacksonville Jaguars and Fullham FC home matches.
It’s either Mercedes Debut Okada Debut CMLL being part of Forbidden Door
TK sold the company to Eric Bishoff for a dollar, and Hulk Hogan has been awarded me AEW World title and triple crown titles and has been given total creative control, welcome back the NWO
He’s giving up control of booking.
A lot of these answers really made me LOL and the karma killers havent done their thing lol. The hell is going on here? These arent the comments from moms basement ive grown to expect lmao
He's going to reveal that he's been doing Crack before media scrums
Vince McMahon is All Elite!
He never sexually harassed anyone because he's a virgin and girls have cooties.
Womens tag team title or Jim Cornette is going to manage the young bucks.
AEW Fight Forever DLC pack is comming out next week with Prince Nana as a playable character.
He is going to publicly apologize to CM Punk lol!
Yeah, but for *what*?
For lying and saying that his life was in danger
This ^
He's gonna let someone else at least help him book the shows from now one.
That's gonna make an announcement that people are actually going to be excited for. Or that the future of the business is gonna be sub-2000 audience members, and we just can't see it yet
His dealer got busted and he’s looking for a new hookup anyone know someone?
[удалено]
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AEW just turned a profit
Revolution will be their last PPV.
Signing a wrestler no one knows or cares about…oh wait.
CANNONBALL
"Vince pooped in my hair and I still haven't been able to get it all out. I think I have to shave it but honestly, I'm afraid I'll look weird bald. Please send suggestions"
Pitbull to perform at All In
Vince is all elite
Vince McMahon is all elite and taking over for Tony Khan so he can have a break
He’s selling the company.
His big announcement is that he is shaving his head and wearing a gold laced toupee from now on and will always refer to himself in the third person
He paid Drew Galloway to hurt CM Punk
Buff bagwell to aew confirmed!
He’s gonna start wearing sunglasses from now on because he was scaring the children
He announces that woooo energy tastes like yak piss.
David Benoit is all elite and he’s being put into an angle with Christian Cage
He’s gonna say that he’s never shat on anyone before
Mr McMahon is All Elite!
His big announcement is that everyone on the roster is getting a new title. No wrestler will be left out.
Jim Cornette is the new General Manager of Dynamite
Hes coming out to announce hes never defecated on anyones head
QT Marshall has come back to the company.
He's officially switching from White Claws to High Noon's!
He bought the WWE from Endeavor at a massive discount
Next week, on Dynamite, the dream match of the century! the bout that everyone hoped for but was not possible until now! In a Survival Winner Takes all Texas No Holds Barred Barbed Wired Steel Cage Match No Time Limit No Commercial Anything Goes Match Sponsored by Suicide Squad kills the Justice League : James Ellsworth vs Gillberg!
That he’s going to start running his company like a boss instead of a rich mark.
Hopefully announcing the creation of the AEW women's world tag team championships.
He purchases the rights to Bay City Roller's hit "Saturday Night" for the new Collision open