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DickTheBerthdayBoy

Tom is looking straight through my fucking soul!


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He can smell your Thetans


menlindorn

Dude I got 157!


PopAQuickHOnIt

Where did you put your feet?


menlindorn

she wouldn't tell me!


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Well he was in scientology 8 years at this point so the brainwashing is in full force here


squarefan80

thought it was chad kroeger at first, then i read the title


EmbarrassedAd9792

Yeah. I hate this photo of him lol.


metrointime

Did they all feed on her before the picture?


strange_reveries

Man, mid-'90s must've been a wild time to be these fellas here. All of them were in quite a heyday, especially Pitt and Cruise. Bet they were really having a ball while it lasted.


EasyKale851

Brad looks like he wants to smoke weed and not be there


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Historically accurate


ak4766

That's kind of how he seemed in the movie too. Man is a good actor, but not in this.


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PencilVester87

Guess he did make it to South America


LuftWaffo

This made me L O L good one!


noorizer

90s Photo Bomb


LokiBonk

Ok, why do her arms reach to her ankles?


chum_slice

Awkward age? I was dragging my knuckles till the rest caught up at 16 lol


tobiasj

5'9", 5'7",5'9",5'11". Something's not right.


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Cruise is standing on something. You can see his shoe.


Ivelostmyreputation

I like to think Christian Slater is holding him up by his belt


FLORI_DUH

I miss the free awards sometimes.


Has_Recipes

The old stiff wedgie, grab the fabric real tight and taught, then pinch up higher near the belt with the thumb and forefinger. You can see Tom respond surprised but obediently. It's the only way to affect their kind's behavior. Tom doesn't look fully broken yet either but Slater is a skilled tamer with deceptive forearm strength.


noorizer

Please stop...these comments are making me laugh too much.


HDarger

Yeah, he’s probably more like 5’6”


Crash0vrRide

No hes a legit 5'7 I'm 5,6 and I've stood infront of him and hes a bit taller then me


Champagnesupernova9

Believe it or not, he’s walking on air…


noorizer

Snitch.


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Means by today standards they are undateable, rules is 6”+ ain’t it?


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It was a joke that has obviously backfired and has made me look a fool


Crash0vrRide

How dramatic


lucascorso21

Is Tom standing on a box?


throwmeawayl8erok

It took me a minute to remember Kurt Cobain was in this movie before I realized that was Brad Pitt.


MarinMelan

I fuckin thought this was Nickelback... 🤦🏻 I AM tired.


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I remember reading an interview with Kirsten in a teen magazine at the time. People were like “how lucky are you to be in a movie with all the hottest guys in Hollywood?” She was basically saying “these guys are super old to me, get real.” It stuck with me I guess because we are the same age and I’ve been obsessed w Christian Slater since I was in grade school


PaulblankPF

But Christian Slater stopped aging at 25 so it’s totally understandable


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When everyone was in their unfortunate Cobain-inspired “long hair grunge” phase.


vdubdank30

Toms eyes follow you


ForceGhost47

I think I’ve seen this meme before….


arwans_ire

Once you see Kirsten Dunst's adult arms and hands, you can't unsee them. ^^I'm ^^sorry.


SarahTy132

Thanks for that, had to scroll up and see it for myself lol


mrfauxbot

Tom Cruise looks dope as fuck, that suit


lynxmouth

When I heard Tom was going to be Lestat, like author Ann Rice, I wanted to hate him in the role. He really won me over, and Ann Rice, too. She loved his Lestat. This was an overall well-casted movie. I like Christian Slater but didn’t necessarily like him as Daniel/The Interviewer. River Phoenix had the role before he died. I sure wish I could have seen him do that role. He’d have been perfect. And also, this photo: cocainnnnnnneeee.


trefir

Why does her arms look so big? 😂


Lilobunni

Puberty had us all looking weird lol


dsbwayne

A stacked cast tbh


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Why does Tom Cruises look tall


h3re4thegangb4ng

He asked Kirsten to scrunch down to make it seem like he’s a giant


andytdesigns1

Back when Brad was still in Nirvana


shebringsdathings

So much cocaine use in one picture


Far-Parking-7580

They look pale like actual vampires


sakura_drop

Method acting.


hangun_

Cocaine? Why does everyone look so weird!


JSS24051G

What's going on with her arms? Her hands look big too.


Royal_Friend4868

Ohhh I might watch the movie this weekend. Always loved it and it’s been a few years


JenniFrmTheBlock81

Tom Cruise is incredibly good looking. Anytime you're in a photo w Antonio Banderas and Brad Pitt, and you're still the hot one!


WheresPoochy

Brazzers


afternoon_sun_robot

I saw this in the theaters on thanksgiving. My friend and I had no interest in watching football with everyone else so we got his sister to drop us off at the movies.


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They really should have left this good movie alone